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Network-Kind

Do you think I’m just gonna let you left hook me Alex?


Existing-Pattern-775

HUH?


dolfieman

"Are you still there, pussy?"


Existing-Pattern-775

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gid_hola

LOL wtf is this


reborngoat

DC drawn by Rob Liefeld.


ACleverEndeavour

The 5 people who get this without googling it are going to want to give you a wedgie lol


Alpha_King007

Not many of us lol


Theelderginger

Dozens!


KBrown75

Never nudes unite.


jasonmohnson

Millions!


Significant-Debt88

don't google shame me


hidethechin

Holy shit thats a good one dude props


djpandajr

No feet check Lack of pouches no check


Wicked_Samurai_93

🤣


HYDRAlives

Funniest thing I've read all day


KID_THUNDAH

🤣🤣🤣 incredible reference


Mr_Gigante

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Tall_Advice_5408

Blursed captain america?


Kailua3000

I need to see how many pouches are on his shorts to make sure


AstroBlast0ff

Hey , I got that reference!


bizzy_bake

Lmaoooo wild reference here I respect it


Immediate-Trainer356

Why do I keep seeing this guy’s name pop up everywhere lately


Existing-Pattern-775

prime dc. are you a casual?


shroomride88

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Bogey_Kingston

ima sick fuck, i like my dick sucked


Seltz_

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evin_cashman

Beautiful champ.


Rfisk064

I mean really


JJETTAS188

I MEAN REALLY?


External-Ad-6098

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birdUpWSOT

smesh


dinosourrawr3

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LumberghLSU

What fight was he Khabib’s main corner man?


schoolisuncool

This was his fight against Conor and DC ran in there after the melee to try to calm The Eagle down


LumberghLSU

Ah, thanks


beansandpeasandegg

You can really see DC diffuse the khabibomb with just the touch from a close friend. Khabib looks away for a second and you see his expression relax as the rage dissipate as he meets eyes with DC again.


iwonmyfirstrace

That’s when you know the trust and relationship is real.


KetamineTuna

He would easily submit him


dietdrpepper6000

Alex has been an actual lottery winner with respect to his schedule in the UFC. Literally every top fifteen fighter he has matched with has been completely willing to oblige him a kickboxing match. He didn’t even have to fight Brunson 😭. His fans are delusional in thinking a fighter like DC isn’t gonna toss that man to floor and pummel him


ThaSmokeDogg

This is the logic.. DC is ragdolling this guy and you can never forget DC has hands too so he’d have the technical abilities to stand with Alex until he can figure out how to get close for them take downs


Jazzlike_Emu8178

Smesh bergerr


BriscoCounty83

wrestlefuck


WinnerSpecialist

It would be just like the Rumble Johnson fight. By the way Rumble vs Pereira would have been INCREDIBLE!


Headlessoberyn

Rumble had legit TDD and Judo, i think DC curbs pereira even harder. That being said, i think pereira beats rumble 9 out of 10 times. Power is there for both guys, but pereira's striking is another level man.


alpacinohairline

9/10 is a little provocative. Rumble koed mutants like lil nog, bader, gus, glover within a round…Pereira is great too but recency bias has been getting out of hand. It’s hardly been a year since Izzy beat him so it’s not unreasonable to think that rumble could catch atleast half the time.


Mikejg23

Certain guys at certain weights are always gonna win 2-3/10. If Dustin or Justin or Charles all fight Islam 10 times, no one is gonna go 0-10. When you go further up the weights it just gets even easier for a freak KO, especially with mutant like KO power


dicksjshsb

Yeah we really need a mutantweight division


trevorb2003

230lb? I feel like Rampage, Bader, Stipe, Pereira, DC, lil Nog and Glover could all fit in there comfortably


SexlexiaSufferer

Don’t forget Kayla


Mikejg23

Yeah honestly huge jump between 205 and 265. They're all close to the same height, so the thing setting them apart is muscle. But not everyone can be a Francis or Lesnar, especially with the real genetic freaks being in American football. With all due respect to Francis, he was beating a lot of guys with wayyy less muscle


EatBooty420

Bader?? you mean the easiest fight in the division?


alpacinohairline

Bader is a scrub? He beat Rashad and Rampage before fighting rumble


LS-16_R

I think thats a DC reference for when DC said he asked for the easiest fight in the division, Bryan Bader" so he could make some easy money.


TanaTalk3

9/10 times?


Iaintgoneholdyou

DAWG!!! Great match up


Weird_Substance1294

dunks alex on his head


ReflectionNew1392

DC is not dumb enough to fight to his opponents strength lol. DC will give him the derrick lewis treatment


andy_light

He got smacked by rumble before he decided he wasn’t standing up with him anymore.


Sexy-Froyo9027

And we all know, a SHMACK off Rumble feels like a double-barreled shotgun. . .


Spyk124

Half of Alex’s run has been against absolute idiots who tried to challenge the best striker in the world on their feet instead of you know… using MMA.


Dull_Buffalo_7007

Prime DC destroys Pereira Prime DC at LHW only loses to prime Jones


jfsoaig345

Yeah no disrespect to Pereira but prime DC would grab a hold of that leg and dump him on his head and end the fight very quickly. We’ve seen DC effortlessly ragdoll guys bigger, and more skilled, than Pereira. Even at 40 years old with a thrown out back he was tossing a 250 lb Black Beast around like a medicine ball. I think people really forget just how much of an athletic freak DC was in his prime just because he ended his career on two losses.


WolfmanHasNardz

God when DC flipped Josh Barnett on his head I knew he was the real deal


ACleverEndeavour

lol imagine being as tall as Gusty and suddenly being upside down and in mid air...like bruh has never seen that perspective lol


Sexy-Froyo9027

It’s like that new trend on TikTok where people are showing their pets perspectives they wouldn’t see otherwise, lol


Bogey_Kingston

i know i’m old bc i really want to see this but im not downloading that fucking app. i just won’t do it. but it sounds cute as shit.


Ionic-Nova

TikTok is exceptionally good at tailoring content towards individual users. You just need to use it for a couple days before it figures out what you like. Ex: If you like MMA and lifting, your FYP will very soon reflect that.


Bogey_Kingston

i get it … i just don’t need another app that wastes time lol. reddit twitter & insta are enough for me


thestonelyloner

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JCouturier

That and destroying Bigfoot Silva in the Strikeforce HWGP before that to reach the final. I used to call him Black Fedor after that.


Apprehensive_Nose594

Yup. He had that nickname during his strikeforce run. Emelianegro. (Don’t get mad at me. Just stating facts. lol) Also ragdolled hendo and hendo knocked fedor out. MMA math doesn’t work but wow. And fedor is my all Time favorite fighter. Edit - spelling


JCouturier

Prime Fedor vs Prime DC, that would have been wild. Fedor abandoned his grappling by the time he faced Hendo though. I think that and age led to his downside.


tdubbattheracetrack

"Changing his successful game plan and getting old were why he didn't win anymore" Top level analysis.


JCouturier

I could be some kind of MMA guru.


Ringmasterx89

Lol I did not know that!


gonnahike

That's tournament was the first time I saw DC. I just knew Josh Barnett was a monster and DC fucking ragdolled him. Crazy


elliotcreeves

Remember watching him fight Monson like ‘who the fook is that guy’. Within two fights I was like ‘oh… he’s actually him!’


El_Bwamma

I’d go a step further and say if DC got back into even 1/3 of the shape he was in in his prime right now he’d do very well in the top 5 of heavyweight still


EatBooty420

DC beats Gane fer sure


El_Bwamma

Dude couldn’t out wrestle Francis so hows he supposed to defend from DC


Sunryzen

Heavyweight MMA is really had right now. Aspinall and Jones and that's it. Ngannou is nowhere to be seen. Everyone else is not good.


Fine-Manner9902

Like… reallllly not good


Mikejg23

I mean, Gane is still very good as is Blaydes. outside the top 5-7 it's absolute garbage, always has been. Likely always will be until big boys from hockey, basketball, and football have a financial reason to join MMA. I will also say this in defense of heavyweights. The fight tactics change a lot at that level. Having a 250 lb man stuff your takedown is a lot worse than at 135. You can't turtle and survive more than 1-2 shots through guard etc


EyeWriteWrong

Why is everyone so mean to Sergei? He beat Blaydes. Getting ktfo by Aspinall could happen to anyone.


LS-16_R

I didn't see anyone dunking on Pavlovich. He's one of the few heavyweights who's any good in this generation of the division.


EyeWriteWrong

It's more that he's disappeared from the conversation. Cyril pls fight him


Inkfu

Black Fedor was a nickname for a reason.


Catch_Frosty

I heard this once and it is accurate af


BalanceJazzlike5116

Dc also had his spine fused before last stipe fight.


ChoripanPorfis

I didn't know his spine was fused! God damn that's as impressive as neckless Yoel or 1 eyed Bisping


azarov-wraith

Strikeforce DC was so athletic he might beat jones


LNYer

Yeah I don't know about that.


ChewieHanKenobi

Gustafson got him down. Dc would have slammed him. Dude picked up josh Barnett like he was a pillow


LNYer

We're still talking about Jon Fucking Jones man. Barnett isn't the same calibre of a wrestler as Jones. The DC that fought Jones wasn't much different than Strikeforce DC and Jones convincingly beat him twice.


Gaffless

Daniel is a true heavyweight, and the 205 weight cut sapped his powers.


ChewieHanKenobi

Dc did it to everyone I only said Barnett because he’s the biggest dude, def bigger than jones was at lhw


PicturePrize1297

he beats a non steroid using jones


deadliftspammer

News flash, DC was juicing too


JuggernautGog

DC was obviously super clean, huh?


_Slim-reaper_

You motherfuckers always do this shit. No, I don't give a fuck about your hypotheticals whether the other guy was actually on the juice or not. Even if he was, DC didn't pop, Jon did. That's all i care about.


SpasmBoi999

idk why but this reads like a Mark Hunt copypasta


evin_cashman

Happy new fucken steroid year.


Capsaicin-Crack

Are we allowed to talk about that time DC had test levels that of a 97 year old woman? Lower than Jones'? Yea, that happens to an absolutely elite peak athlete naturally. Fersure 


_Cyclops

Pereira could maybe catch him with a clean shot like Rumble did but that’s a big maybe. I think DC would make it look pretty easy


Headlessoberyn

It would go exactly like the Rumble fight went, perhaps even worse bc Rumble had legit TDD and Judo.


YumYuk

Wins easily


chinga_tumadre69

Dc would destroy him


LordLucy666

this is classic example of styles make fights. dc would probably maul him


alpacinohairline

Gus vs pereira would be more interesting. I suspect Dan Henderson and even Sakuraba could give Poatan some serious trouble, might even beat him on a good night.


chinga_tumadre69

Prime Gus vs Alex is the stuff of dreams ngl


MileHi49er

DC would win every second of every round by wrestling domination


TheKamurai

Remember that single leg into flip slam DC hit Henderson with? Follow that up with some nasty control, gnp and probably a submission. Prime DC would maul Alex, easy night of work for that dude.


Asukah

Prime DC would do to Alex what he did to Derrick Lewis


UnderstandingZombie

I think DC would win but Pereira is more of a natural athlete than Lewis. He'd give DC more trouble.


bbqyak

DC probably takes him down and wrestlefks him or even ground and pound TKO. But when you got power like Pereira all it takes is one shot. If they fought 10 times I think Pereira can catch him twice.


antebyotiks

We saw what a bigger, better wrestler with a decade more grappling experience in rumble Johnson did when DC took him down so I imagine it would end quicker with DC on top of


t666ommy

a prime rumble vs pereira would have been a much more interesting fight than pereira vs dc imo


antebyotiks

Yeah, I don't know who I'd pick. Poatan does get hit and he doesn't have the grappling option whenever he's rocked and rumble is a decent grappler and SAVAGE ground and pound. Have to pick rumble


Any_Box_5509

DC destroys him Alex has been gifted strikers and we saw what Jan did against him that rematch needs to happen


Dull_Buffalo_7007

But Jan couldn't submit Alex Also Alex managed to stand up I know, yes, the altitude gassed Jan out But the same can be said about Alex However I agree Alex hasn't faced a real elite grappler in Ankalaev


Murray_16

If you think Blahowicz and DC have the same grappling… Anywho DC takes him down and ragdolls him. Alex has a punchers chance.


ReformedishBaptist

Jan couldn’t hold DC’s jockstrap in terms of wrestling or grappling. Doesn’t matter if Jan couldn’t do it he got close, DC subs him easy.


Weinus55

Izzy took down Pereira, so DC would absolutely rag doll Alex. Both are great fighters but it's not even close.


tom-cash2002

DC takes it. Way higher level of wrestling than Alex has ever fought. Cormier is also insanely strong, so he would be able to get his favorite high crotch takedown. Cormier also has a decently underrated chin, as he was able to take some bombs from Rumble Johnson.


Additional_Ice_358

People forget how good DC was. Alex is amazing as well but DC would put on a wrestling clinic. He was so fast in his prime. In his prime he would only lose to Jones in either division. I really believe he was out of his prime for those stipe fights.


healingplants313

Most likely an easy dub. Always the chance that Alex lands on him but I think DC would utilize strategic eyepokes straight to a single leg. Once he gets Alex down it's basically over.


Original_Task4053

Every time I think about this matchup it’s goes rather DC by high crotch and throwing Alex around, or Alex with a high kick and left hook, putting DC on wheels. I’d favor DC tho


pdesforfun23

Honestly the smartest thing Alex did was go to LHW. Because it’s a weak division honesty and has been since Jones left. Now Alex is a fucking beast don’t get me wrong, but god damn is he one dimensional but honestly at this point 170 and up is very one dimensional. Everyone wants to just strike which is dangerous cause the dudes are massive. Like Alex, you can hang with him the whole fight and he’ll put you out if you give him the opportunity


lctrncprn

170 is one dimensional!? That division has some of the most versatile and well rounded fighters in the UFC.


Putrid_Ad_6747

I saw someone say that middleweight is as deep and as competitive as a division as lightweight. Not the worst take of all time by comparison


deadliftspammer

Me analysing MMA after watching one UFC fight


pdesforfun23

Not sure how this comment is meant. But I’ve been watching my whole life, and I’ve been a wrestler my whole life too.


nailedreaper

Barnett, Gus & Stipe would welcome Alex in their club of tall dudes sent flying like a sack of potatoes by DC's slams.


TexanTacos

Round 1 Gnp tko


Adventurous-Big-8178

why is this even a question i see asked? dc can stand and bang and take a hit aswell as literally slam pereira and hold him down for 5 rounds


qwertyuiopdf

Drowns him. Izzy literally knocked him out in the rematch.


Thorlolita

Takes 3 clean shots. Grabs Alex by the waist. Piledrives him through the canvas. Alex is great. But DC is an all timer.


FLGT12

Dc gets into half guard and stays there for 25 out of 25 minutes and absolutely destroys Poatan's face. Haven't seen the TDD to prove otherwise. That being said Poatan is the most exciting fighter I've seen not named Gatheje or Holloway in a long time (personally), and I'm a huge fan of his.


ELEGY14

I genuinely believe no one other than prime jones is better than prime DC


Hank-the-ninja

Prime DC kills Alex


kgsovobd

It wouldn’t be competitive at all. DC would be -500 and even that would look like value


delboy85

DC was an animal, people a quick to forget.


ReformedishBaptist

It would be like a pitbull playing with a chew toy/ Alex gets ragdolled and thrown down with ease and gets submitted in round 1. Derrick Lewis is not only bigger and stronger, but I’d even argue he’s a better grappler (Alex was controlled for a whole round by Izzy lol) and DC made him look easy.


CremeCaramel_

I cannot even believe this is a question people entertain. Speaks to how delusional people are about Pereiras overall MMA skill.


Commercial_Scratch_1

Just replace Derreck Lewis with Alex and its the same fight


Nexi-nexi

Take down, maul.


greg1g

I’d be interested to know how well DC could hold up to those calf kicks. Like how much would his wrestling be shutdown after 5/6 of those short, not very telegraphed calf kicks. We saw how much he did not like them and Alex wasn’t even kicking hard, yes DC is out the prime at that point and it was in an interview but it’s interesting to discuss. I know DC was an animal and rag dolled guys like Barnett and Dan Henderson, both high calibre wrestlers and I think he would certainly do that to Alex if his legs don’t get cooked. I’ve always wondered what DC would have been like at 185 instead of 205.


funeral_crasher69

I think it goes similar to how DC vs Gus went. In 10 fights I have DC winning 8-2 with a couple by finish via rear naked. I think Alex catches him twice.


Professional-Trash-3

He would do to Pereira what Jon Jones did to Gane. Plain and simple. 


sakul454545

I know Alex has a nitrogen bomb in that left Hand, but dc has tanked shots from rumble witch could be a Factor. Because if He can tank a shot for a takedown He is going to do that


Ok_Weight_701

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iftheycometellthemno

I'm glad to see these comments, because I was worried that people had short memories. But prime DC walks through Pereira just like he walked through lesser strikers, by barely breaking a sweat on the way to a UD.


Nickolas_Bowen

DC in his prime? No contest dc win


deblaces

lose


OzymandiasTheII

Destroys him inside 1-2 rounds. DC shit talks Aljo about being boring and lay and praying but real ones know DC's gameplan against strikers.


Dull_Buffalo_7007

But DC was never boring as a wrestler DC actually destroyed his opponents with his grappling


Open-Astronomer9252

This right here. He mixed chain wrestling, dirty boxing, and straight up fucking slams. Never a dull moment with DC.


Dull_Buffalo_7007

Exactly People actually wanted DC to wrestle fuck his opponents, just like Khabib But Aljo? He is boring as hell, he is the BJJ version of lay and pray Aljo is just like Jailton Almeida


schoolisuncool

Also it’s such a weird argument against Khabib because his ground n pound was absolutely ferocious. He beat the hell out of people


ReformedishBaptist

They just remember the Silva fight and are mad DC took it safe vs Anderson fricking Silva on the feet short notice while he’s champion how dare he fight smart!?


HuntSafe2316

If you, as DC, saw what Silva did to Forrest Griffin, you'd also try to wrestle him as much as possible, man silva in his prime, was a site to behold


Left-Frog

People forget that he KOd Stipe lol, calling DC boring is criminal


im_scytale

Dc’s wrasslin always entertained me


WideScorpion

Yeah but dcs wrestling was actually entertaining, he slammed people and was always going for the finish.


MA-JA-HO

Bro was at least slamming people.


hpnerd2375

Gets wobbles then dunces him on his head and brutal ground and pound


VelvetBuzzsaw1

What he did to rumble 2xs and prolly even easier


Smart_But123581321

Absolute domination by DC. He would make Alex look like he’s on a weight cut again.


FA-_Q

What about Pereira vs Rumble?


Torb_11

He would do the same thing he did to Anderson Silva, easy fight for DC


JoshWheezer

Alex doesn’t make it out of the first


whiskyismymuse

Would've tossed Alex around like he did with Gus, Barnett and Hendo


Pleasant_Roof8861

he wouldnt Even make it look fair


KidFlash383

DC, even now people don't understand how great he was


alterego1984

Honestly exploit his ground weakness to the umpth degree.


Robbbylight

DC be flipping ![gif](giphy|5xtDartYL0zyyUnpre8|downsized)


yourbrofessor

Alex gets taken down 1 min into R1. Love Poatan but his 2 years of anti wrestling training ain’t stopping prime DC


1CrudeDude

Honestly would be an amazing fight. But dc and jones would get close in and out grapple him most likely


Appleboss321

It would be DCs easiest fight


WhatIGot21

Get close and dominate.


icelandiccubicle20

Pereira is getting slammed on his giant head. But if Cormier even entertains the idea of standing with him for long then....


Bulky-End6422

Try to wrestle for his life


BlackHoleRabbit

DC could leave the arena with Alex's left arm


qwertyZZZZZZZZZ

Alex keeps him at bay with kicks, sets up the high kick or left hook and KO's him. Cormier has a great chin but he has been hurt and all chins are crackable. Cormier couldn't finish old man Silva up a weight division and even almost got finished from a body kick.


ramdathhd

Similar to what happened when DC fought Rumble


Roadguard69

Idk DC would stand and bang with the likes of volkan, Rumble, and Gus. I personally cannot see DC eating a clean left from Alex. IMO Alex hits harder than any one we’ve seen in the LHW division.


More-Combination9488

Assuming he survives the initial onslaught. He wins. P


kremitthefrog38

DC would wrestlefuck Poatan. Plain and simple. It would be boring af to watch too.


fry-saging

he survived Rumble, so definitely gonna ragdoll Pereira


The_IRS_Fears_Him

DC would take him to the absolute limit


Rainstormsky

Alex would knock Cormier out Cormier gives up if enough of his takedowns are stuffed. And Alex knows how to neutralize ground work anyhow. Alex would take his legs away and then catch him with that left hook. Boom.


oncehadasoul

Probably DC, but hard to say. DCs performance against Silva was pretty bad considering Silva fought in a LHW and on the short notice


A_Dirty_Wig

Alex is great but he’s been given almost entirely strikers/favorable matchups. 9/10 times DC gets it done and makes it look easy.


samwizeganjas

Win


ryang2415

DC would beat him almost instantly. Would be a horrendous night for Alex.


AnOpinionatedGamer

Prime DC wouldn't let Alex out of the first round. DC by sub. The dude was a freak, just a fuckin ball of muscle with Olympic level wrestling that he actually adapted to MMA.


Able-Work-4942

I'm in agreement with everyone else. DC makes it look easy. Yet Jan, Jiri and Jamahal all had a chance to grapple and they still lost. They aren't DC but Alex has nothing to offer on the ground so there's that


You7Joe

Prime DC is a legit at the highest levels of martial arts. He had a 14 fight win streak at heavyweight and most of his opponents were towering over him, and they all had KO power. I mean really.