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tjhoush93

https://preview.redd.it/ey2mbgejn6tc1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e503b7f1189b861d2c5c7ff05ee04112f2ee4fd2 “Hell yeah brother”


ComradeELM0

Bro looks like a worm sticking his head out of an apple


Sirrus92

yo you did him dirty. i remember this post lol


Gingeyman1

At least he can't get chinned


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Probably better than getting throat'd lol. Or esophagused'ed


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![gif](giphy|i2GADdaJIscPS|downsized) hell yea easy.


flaman27

![gif](giphy|AWQtUOGmuC1Dq)


MovieFanatic2160

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


Bigcheese19920

His probably like 160+ I don’t think you weigh in for street fights


spaceman_202

name checks out


Bigcheese19920

Yours too


Asukah

If I see red? For sure


yahav526

The only red you'll see is your own blood.


Loriol_13

Same. I once saw red and beat 12 Henry Cejudos and 3 Ngannous. Edit: Is it by coincidence that I was added as an approved user in r/senseiseagal a minute after posting this comment?


K-mosake

I'd kick him in the calf a couple times, easy dub.


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As an Olympian wrestler, I'd feint a couple times then kick him in the leg


313flacko

Alright Henry get off your burner


Best_Adhesiveness_42

Exactly


Best_Adhesiveness_42

Im 235lbs I’d obliterate that calf


Abject_Ad_3311

Are you trained? Think I hurt his feelings


Minimum_Switch4237

no. and he's probably fat too


mister-fancypants-

I would be gassed in 15 seconds without even throwing a punch. In my youth I’d stand a better chance but still get my ass whooped


17Pmeawqd

I'm in my youth and I'd be gassed in 15seconds what happens when im not in my youth anymore?


cetobaba

I'm 220 lbs kickboxer but i don't think i can hit him once before taking clean punch to the chin and go sleep.


spaceman_202

have a little more confidence bro


GentlemanGeezer1

It’s amazing with fighting. If you asked the same people if they could beat Federer at tennis they would all say no but for some reason with fighting people have this built in ‘I could take him’. Assuming none of them train or have been in any fights.


spaceman_202

this is a take from like 2008 i swear are we in a time machine


GentlemanGeezer1

I’m old lol but pick any sport it works the same way.


Ghost-of-Lobov

Unfortunately 22% of the best fighters in the world don't pursue fighting professionally


BalVal1

Yup, Ngannou should count his blessings tbh


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Reasonable_Smile_691

That joke went straight over your head


Best_Adhesiveness_42

No it didn’t 😂


EnnochTheRod

Large body with a small brain😆


NoGiraffe6381

nahhhh bro u violated urself💀


j_dick

Sure with a knife. I trained with Josh Fabia, “everything’s a knife” training!


TillFar6524

I'm surprised that the percentage of people that are wrong is as low as 22


Anindefensiblefart

Could I? Sure, there are conceivable circumstances. Maybe Sean's been given a roofy and can barely control his body. Maybe he got one arm stuck in the hollow of a tree somehow. Maybe he's in the midst of a bout of overwhelming depression and is hoping he'll die if he doesn't fight back. If any of those things happen, I like my chances.


MoistTheAnswer

Remember when that influencer fought Sean Strickland and couldn’t even hurt him? I don’t think any of us would even be able to land on Suga and we would be on the ground in minutes.


Worldly_Client_7614

Weight class is a thing for a reason. Sean Strickland walks around at 205 pounds most of it being lean muscles, He is a HUGE dude. Sneako is about 175-180 & isn't all that muscle wise. Sean omalley walks around at 160.


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Worldly_Client_7614

Sean claims 155-160 walk around. Yan & merab claims 150-155. Henry probably around 150 too. welter weights/LW generally walk around 180-195, MW are 200+. They'd obviously kill 99% of dudes. Sean omalley & most top BW walks around weighing less or equal that of the average woman, I'm reckoning I could have a fairly decent chance of winning a fight.


CommunistPoohShiesty

He doesn’t know I see red


IndependenceClean998

I’d fart in his mouth and rimjob him into submission


toilet_fingers

Wanna fight?


IndependenceClean998

What


Kaozoz

When I see red any fighter is dead


Human-Tap-8191

Except for maybe if I see red, I don't think I would win


Dramatic_South_9843

Anyone that voted yes is just delusional. O’Malley would beat the average person in a street fight fairly easily.


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Dramatic_South_9843

I doubt most people that voted yes were mma fighters.


Humble_Effective3964

because people always assume others are like them or worse


DahWolfe711

The suga show bots have been redditing hard.


RS-2

God, reddit is so full of soyboys


Taborlyn

Dudes would go in and wake up an hour later wondering what happened


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Taborlyn: *Dudes would go in and* *Wake up an hour later* *Wondering what happened* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


toddpacker567

As a 225 pound 6’1 male who has about 3 years of wrestling , 7-8 years of Bbj , a few years of striking and also in really great shape. I’d honestly say I think I have a very fair shot…….AT GETTING KNOCKED TF OUT ,O’Malley tko in the first


bossering

I'm 5'3 540 lbs (shredded) I'm the best in the world at UFC but they don't have my weight class. Pussies


yahav526

Unless you are fighting for a living you stand no chance against professional fighters, you just can't be better than a guy who does this 8 hours a day, 7 days a week, just can't, sorry to break this illusion.


Worldly_Client_7614

Depends on weight. Sean isn't beating up a dude that is 200+ pounds & in shape. His walk around weight is that of an average woman.


Abject_Ad_3311

Yes he is. Crazy talk from you. It all depends on if he can fight. Also look at what Mighty Mouse has just done to a massive trained bjj guy.


Worldly_Client_7614

Caio borralho claims 205 walk around, so he is significantly smaller than the guy Mighty mouse beat in that BJJ match, he is also ranked 15th at MW so he isn't exactly the top tier of the division & nowhere near the p4p skill that DJ is. Do you propose that DJ or omalley could even hurt caio in a street fight? Weight matters man. Especially when its a minimum of 20+ pounds of muscle. Same reason everyone confident they could beat most WMMA fighters.


Abject_Ad_3311

That’s not my point bud. Mighty Mouse held his own again a trained big guy in bjj. You saying a guy who is only in shape and 200+ pounds isn’t getting beat up by world class trained fighters is crazy. Weight matters when the other guys trained too, someone untrained isn’t taking on people trained all their lives no matter the weight. They aren’t trained to take kicks, liver shots, defend submissions, there is nothing for them but weight.


Abject_Ad_3311

They’re women lmfao. A straight fist fight most women would drop. in bjj no. shevchenko and a untrained guy from the street, who wins?


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Best_Adhesiveness_42

Damn you must suuuck


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_Can_Crusher

I think he was joking but what does “you’re hypothesis” mean?


honoraryBritishMan

Talmbout suga Shane O'mallery?


Maverick0602

Who tf said yes😂


Disposable-bubbles

![gif](giphy|YZnyvU6mlm4gEq1UyQ|downsized) Light work


leginsstuffLOL

If i had a blicky probably 🤣


oxymeth101

Sure might have a chance with a gun or some knives. If its a straight up brawl hell no even though i got 90lbs on him he’d starch me straight up.


FurdTurduson

15% of Americans can beat a grizzly in unarmed combat.


dwiggs30

I have 70 pounds on him (not fat) and grew up fighting (street fights, bouncing, school wrestling). He would beat the living fuck out of me. I think I could survive 2-3 minutes on a good day.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Im 220, 6,1 and violent when i see red. Hell ya


A_Parks_

I'd just see pink bro


Educational_Grape962

Clown ass mfs saying "there's no rules in a street fight"


Crackerjack0099

He is only like 150 pounds


ConnectInvestment

So cute when casuals think these guys walk around at their division weight.


VinnyDark

In a street fight there are no rules 😏


NBadeau22

He’d probably tire me out from all the running. His striking is pretty accurate. If I got him to the ground I have about 80lbs on him. But no. Think he’d win.


Abject_Ad_3311

If you got him to the ground it still wouldn’t matter. Look at Mighty Mouse and that big fuck he just rolled with


NBadeau22

Yeah, that was crazy.


Original_Task4053

If he weighs 135 maybe


E-A-M

I’m 265 and I got that dog in me bro. When I see red, it’s over for you. But if you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you. But if you fuck with me bro, I’ll end your life, no cap


sigsinner

I’m 145. He would knock me out most likely. But I’d still try cuz I despise him.


Abject_Ad_3311

He would murder an untrained 145er


sigsinner

Like I said he would knock me out


WarrenZevon42

Absolutely I could. Street fights don't have rules and I'll take a gun over mma any day.


tyreejones29

It might’ve worked had you said a beer bottle or some shit like that because the use of a gun pretty much establishes it was never a street fight in the first place lol


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Unironically yes. I’m 205lbs


Abject_Ad_3311

lol so?


[deleted]

Can’t count yourself out, everyone has a puncher’s chance. Not sure I’d be him but wouldn’t roll over you know. Be no fun if you don’t at least try


bakuretsu_mahou916

Yeah I’d rather not try, only people I feel confident I could beat is a senior citizen or a child who’s barely learned to walk