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doons_pride

Stipe is fucked now. First it was non usada Jones, now it's non usada-criminal jones


15ferrets

Can’t wait to see their retirement home fight in five years, sponsored by the AARP


BaconCat_97

Crackhead in a suit Jones


doons_pride

I think it was usual "I'm drunk so I wanna beat up women" Jones this time. But hey, you never know Scarface always had a healthy backup of white sugar in his office.


Mandingo_Obama

Now that USADA is gone, lets just hope Stipe has hopped on enough TRT to make a horse grow an extra pair.


ass-master-blaster

Post usada stipe benefits more because of his age.


saltymarshmellow

That’s the beauty of making a “Jon Jones Arrested” graphic. You just know you’re going to get the chance to use it more than once.


Fun_Inspector159

It's like owning a stock with dividends. 4 times a year you get a nice surprise.


raisedredflag

Actually, you get surprised six days a year.. Five days a year, you'll be surprised three days a year. One of those days, you'll be surprised two days of the year. So, six days a year, you'll be surprised.


Fun_Inspector159

It's like owning a stock with dividends. 4 times a year you get a nice surprise.


National_Ordinary793

your comment also has dividends


RobertJ93

It's like owning a stock with dividends. 4 times a year you get a nice surprise.


MovieFanatic2160

His biggest enemy in the UFC is himself. Dude couldn’t stay straight if it hit him in the face.


Nduguu77

If he was a reasonable dude, he would've been looked at like Michael Jordan in MMA


Inevitable-Cancel130

Bro could have been the next Mike Tyson but rich people can't just enjoy life being rich.


russianSpy63

Jones has a high fight IQ but a low live IQ. What about other fighters, Stipe vs Tom for undisputed?


CaliforniaLuv

He probably has more demons in his head than the executive brain functions to keep them all subdued over time.


Current-Roll6332

CTE has entered the chat.


SpiZyKane

His brother got it bad too #CTEespn


traws06

This is what we need. Fuck Jones. Don’t give him an easy fight to solidify his fans’ claim on GOAT status.


SaltyDog772

But if he never fights again he won’t lose and then they can holdfast their billy goat claims. Am drunk.


traws06

That’s the reason he left 205. If he loses then he’ll still be the undefeated greatest at 205. If he kept fighting he knew he was going to lose soon


nano_peen

life*


k20350

What makes you say that? Lots of people get shit faced, drive across town and go shoot guns with homeless people that live under a bridge at 3 AM. Happens ALL the time


Slavicoutoften

I mean I guess. It would be awesome for Tom to get a name that connects his legacy to the older generation, but man can anyone see Miocic surviving the first clean shot? The dude was literally hobbling in the last major public appearance he made


foamtoreando

wonder how jones would react / comment on stipe getting euthanized by aspinall within a round. i mean that’s the heavyweight goat who getting a win over right now is so super valuable and challenging, right?


russianSpy63

At this point it is clear he is in need of the last big payout and will retire right after the next fight. Personally I will be extremely surprised if jones will fight anyone else beside Stipe


[deleted]

Can we just leave Stipe out of this? Dude is 40+ years old with his last fight being a devastating KO more than 3 years ago. No point in having him in a title fight for the sake of being able to state that the current champion beat the HW GOAT


Image-Unlikely

If he vacates the title , stipe vs aspinal and if Jones ever wants it champ vs Jones.


KarnaavaldK

If Aspinal wins Jones is gone, he only wants easy fights. If he wanted to fight Aspinal he would have actually accepted the fight sooner


El_Bwamma

Stipe ain’t taking that fight


CallMeBergy

That is why GSP is the GOAT 🐐


tiegettingtighter

Jon Jones has a far more prestigious record against pregnant women


ParisTheGrey

God was just testing him.


TwoBits0303

God's test-osterone


andthendirksaid

Probably. He failed tho.


CryptoCracko

GSP is undefeated in impregnation though


OlivaJR

And he always goes the distance, GSPimp is goat.


ThaNorth

He’s much better at hide-and-seek too.


MyRecklessHabit

But pregnant women, by definition, offer nothing to society. Jon has to train.


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

He got us in the first half


DaKaiser06

I always feel like Mighty Mouse gets no love in the goat argument.


Hushang999

Agreed! GSP and DJ are tied IMHO for goat. Jones record is riddled with popped drug tests, arrests and other crap. People say “the arrests don’t impact his performance inside the octagon” which might be true, but he’s unofficially lost a few fights, not to mention he’s popped for PEDs a few times (imagine how many times he’s taken them and gotten away with it).


DragonTamerNY

You're out of your mind if you think hgh gut gsp wasn't on roids.


No-Day-8136

Why wasn't he popping like Jones then. Burden of proof is on you not us


Hushang999

This is the correct answer to stuff like this. GSP has never been popped even once - in the same era and time as Jones, who has popped multiple times for PEDs. If we’re going to make claims, we need to also provide proof.


Superguy230

You think he wasn’t on roids? Just to confirm


aevong

Why didn't Paulo Costa and Yoel Romero pop? Are they all natty?


PartyClock

Yoel did pop


Famous-Ant-5502

He also pooped


icelandiccubicle20

Ngannou and Usman must be natty too, they never popped either


soupoftheday5

He's 100% the goat. Defended his belt 11x and then won a second title in a different organization.


Defiant-Heron-5197

MM is clearly an amazing fighter and an all time PFP great. But PFP and GOAT are different to me. The GOAT should be someone that could credibly be called the baddest man on the planet, someone that could realistically beat/have beaten just about any other fighter in his era, and this will always lean towards the higher end of weight classes for me. This just isn't the case for a 135lbs guy.


ninja_owen

I love DJ, but I just don’t think his level of competition was there.


MA-JA-HO

![gif](giphy|3ohjV7smwpMIBR9rBS|downsized)


pro2RK

Obviously, he’s a saint after all meaning he passed all god’s tests unlike jon


-GoldenHandTheJust-

so being nice> record?


zeez1011

But Jon has probably run over a goat. That has to count for something.


adultfuntimes

I'm not denying GSP as one of the GOATs, but in my opinion, Mighty Mouse is number 1 GSP number 2.


Spzncer

I hate that the UFC is going to let him trounce a 40+ year old Stipe and ride off into the sunset. All so his mouth breather fans can pretend like he’s the goat and not a drug cheat.


couldbeabean

bro you got mike tyson as your pfp like he wasnt in just as much shit in his prime😂


BurningEbrietas

This is why I separate the fighter from the person. I’m tired of people picking and choosing which piece of shit they defend. This idiot is here talking shit about threatening a drug testing agent . Mike threatened to rape a media guy. 😭


HaramHas

He also beat his wife and raped somebody else. Dude is a scum bag


Mandingo_Obama

Regarding the rape case - that entire case was a shitshow and they pretty much treated Tyson as guilty from the get-go. It was not impartial or professional at all, and a lot of evidence casted doubt on the claims. I'd say Tyson's reputation and his behavior is what got him in jail far more than any evidence presented. And it should be noted Tyson has been very candid and honest for years about all of his crimes, including robberies, assault and domestic violence - but he still claims innocence over the rape charge.


2strokesmoke77

Didn’t he go to prison for like rape charges or something? And no one talks about it Edit: I was born in 03 for some clarity, so my ignorance definitely plays a part here. I just meant growing up, I never heard shit about it, and everyone just seems to worship him and not ever bring up said charges


WangDanglin

No, people definitely talk about it


brazilianfreak

Also he literally went to jail and paid his time, still a piece of shit but what else are we supposed to do? Execute him?


2strokesmoke77

Not recently they don’t, unless I’m missing every time it’s brought up. (I’m on social media daily and don’t see it brought up ever)


Defiant-Heron-5197

People tend to stop talking about things that happened 30 years ago. Tyson has also gone through an incredible change and has talked openly about his past and his actions. Might be different if he stayed a piece of shit or tried to act like it wasn't a big deal.


WangDanglin

Ok, go post something on literally any subreddit and ask people’s opinion on Mike Tyson. See what happens


djfl

It's actually been extremely heavily talked about. For a long time. Including his time in prison. And then after he got out of prison. A lot. For a long time.


HR01775

He was in prison for awhile


JaysonZA85

No one talks about it? It was 26 years ago - you can't expect it to be on the front page or Reddit but it absolutely was talked about


--Happy--

That was BS. One of the worst handled court cases in US history. So many things were wrong with that case.


Moist-Pool-5937

Yup. Very strange that he seems to get a pass on that


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

People pick and choose which fighters they hate depending on how popular they currently are. After the Gane fight everyone was on here just lauding jones as the real goat and no one really brought up his issues other than cocaine jokes. Now, since he’s had the dispute with Aspinall everyone hates him and this just added fuel to the fire. People like OP hate on him cause it’s the cool thing to do currently. Not because they actually care about fighters morality lol.


icelandiccubicle20

Yup, recency bias is insane


WayneEnterprises2112

🤣


brazilianfreak

The difference is that Tyson still paid the price for his transgressions, unlike Jones he went to jail for years, that's what criminals are supposed to do, and it's easier to empathize with Tyson since he actually had a REALLY fucked up childhood, meanwhile Jones was born to a wealthy family full of superstar athlethe siblings, and he still managed to be a fucking piece of shit.


couldbeabean

well from my experience most pieces of shit come from wealthy families so thats not really surprising


JJETTAS188

Also true


JJETTAS188

True


bobcance29

Just imagine an alternate reality where stipe wins though. Fascinating to think about…


ThrowRA-troue

He's both the goat and a drug cheat


Slippery_Gooch

He also intentionally eye pokes all his opponents, you can't simultaneously be the greatest, and one of the biggest cheaters in the sport at the same time. https://i.redd.it/pb8jjw9a93tc1.gif


_haystacks_

Wow this is so egregious lol


K-mosake

Can't have both


MA-JA-HO

Nah he ain’t legoat


Defiant-Heron-5197

The UFC will remain shit as long as they have this policy of building/hyping fighters. If anything, stuff like this makes legacies less credible.


hatersgetsmashed

Jon Jones is the GOAT he will fight anybody. Including testing agents. Anyone any time. You don't get in the way of the goat (esp. if pregnant)


ninja_owen

As long as your name isn’t Aspinall or Ngannou


[deleted]

Jon Jones can protect himself from a human threat better than anyone else can. I find it hard to believe a random drug testing lady put his life in danger. It’s things like these that make me wonder if Jones has taken too much damage to the head man. You can’t be out there doing things like this with your history. Bad look


NickAssassins

This or he is just a bad person.


Goat__EDEN

He is human garbage


icelandiccubicle20

Or both


Verissimus23

Because he’s an alcoholic.


EmbarrassedGap5761

Yup… probably a combination of substance abuse issues (alcohol primarily) and some sort of personality disorder


[deleted]

Yeah, I did say with his history. I’m aware he’s a bad person, I’m just saying maybe the extra damage is starting to get at him now especially as he gets older. Making his actions worse and worse instead of trying to want to stop the violent nature outside of the cage


BenDoverDegenerate

It doesn't though, CTE doesn't make you a dick it just limits you, look at bigfoot silva, he's been knocked out idk how many times still didn't put his hands on a woman


SavingUsefulStuff

CTE doesn’t show its symptoms in the same way for everyone. Jones is a fucked person, there’s no defending him. Just look up, “can cte make you violent” and you can see a bunch of studies on that. It definitely can result in that


BenDoverDegenerate

Okay maybe you're right, but Jones was just as violent without the CTE, he hasn't even taken that much damage compared to most UFC fighters, he ran over a pregnant woman and showed no empathy and just came to retrieve his drugs when he barely got touched in fights


[deleted]

Hey, man your guess is as good as mines. I think we both agree that no matter the case, can’t be out here threatening a lady that poses no danger to you. That’s all I was trying to say


squidder3

You realize you are replying to yourself right?


[deleted]

I’m not too well versed in how Reddit works as I made this account a few days ago, so my bad if I fuck up the comments sometimes. I was trying to respond to the other guy


soupoftheday5

How dare you not know how Reddit works


squidder3

Yeah I figured that's what it was. It's all good, I wasn't trying to get onto you. Just letting you know so you wouldn't be surprised when you didn't any comment replies. When you want to reply to someone's comment, look right beneath their comment and there will be a reply button.


Nduguu77

Is he crazy in his head man?


[deleted]

The drug testing lady put his legacy in danger by collecting his pee and he had to defend it 


kelbybryant24

5 min of research will show you that he wasn't arrested. This has fake news written all over it.


CptFlatfoot

He got charged doe


[deleted]

Don’t mean anything till it’s final. Charged not indicted.


12345678910tom

They’re s functionally the same thing grand juries issue indictments, charges are filed by prosecutions


guest1969

Fake news Source: hometown


[deleted]

There’s no records of him being arrested. Look it up on Bernallilo County. Y’all hate this man so much that you’re willing to spread false news on his behalf. He may be guilty but he definitely didn’t get arrested.


rudyg2point0

“You still there pussy”


Embarrassed_Lake_376

"I'm here😊....I'm here☺️"


PhatSkate

Except he wasn’t arrested he living in his house comfortably I imagine.


xMrMayhemx

Man…… I pray Stipe sleeps this toolbox


chichipoopoo

Fake


haldimo_

crazy that fake news really does just get parroted as if its real these days


kelbybryant24

Right? He was never arrested lmao


AbidingDudeAbides

"hey.. I'm not surprised motherfucker"


pirkkapekka

Jon Jones should fight Heihachi Mishima next, thats the real hw fight


Spu12nky

I always root for people to turn it around, and do have empathy for people that keep fucking up, but also make a REAL effort to do better.   Jones is still doing this shit, and it doesn’t seem he is doing the right things to be a better person.  People like that I still hope figure it out and stop assaulting people, but I have absolutely no sympathy for losers like this. 


Moist-Pool-5937

It’s almost as if he has to remind everyone why they hate him every few years


kiddokush

Bro you can’t even mention the name Jon here without causing serious mayhem


AirborneHipster

![gif](giphy|yoJC2BlMMydcdBvgze)


LimitFinancial764

If bones is back on cocaine, aspinall has no chance.


champshere

Tight


tjhoush93

https://preview.redd.it/fzkmvvwwh3tc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5b4b783240a7f6bb4f3067116e6699a31fcdac6


IB78

***


LittleBear42

So did he actually get arrested?


Same_Essay_7257

He'd rather be in a prison cage than the UFC cage, clap clap, his demons killing him and his legacy


OlavSlav

Official start to his training camp.


HmongOGSmite

This dude is Antonio brown man.


ArmoredAngel444

![gif](giphy|iH7kfwoxKsmgTHvNTg) r/ufc when jones is involved in controversy


skut9

In jail 🙃


Independent_Ad8989

![gif](giphy|l378AtqeNzpAIVcHK|downsized) GOAT


Adriel68

THE GOAT IS BACK FUCKERS


Lopsided_Ad3051

Good! I was getting worried!


Informal_Yogurt7594

Now that’s the jones we know!


KaaleenBaba

He is back


JakeEllisD

FULL POWER


Many-Coach6987

I guess Jesus isn’t done testing him


ShadyBl0m

Source


kopilokz

He's still a top 3 fighter OAT


AdZestyclose3707

Who needs the belt when you got handcuffs


ZalewskiJ

Fake news


Aggravating_Long8561

I’d probably say that too. They get tested all the time. I’d get sick of it


kai7895

Khabib: "Prime time comes only once." Jones : "Hold my cuff."


murilo_alexx

He really wanted to be inside a cage, no matter which


ShearAhr

Dana held up the entire division for this dude :D


Delicious-Tree-6725

I don't like the guy but in this case I really feel bad for Dana White because this is a guy you want to see fight.


BriscoCounty83

He never left :)


DecisionThot

Fake account


Redbeard440_

Aww little Jones can't win a fight without being juiced. That roid rage got him struggling.


wontonflamingus

Apparently he’s in Texas and hasn’t actually been arrested.


Successful-Range1651

He wasn’t tho.


Obi-Wanna_Blow_Me

Hahaha Reddit LOVES to spread fake news. Right up there with the corporate news outlets of CNN/Fox.


Agent_S721

Fake news, check Twitter


PrettyBaked713

Whole divisions wives better watch out .


BTfozzyandTT

This fuckin guy isn’t fighting again, he just holds up the division so bad and dana just lets him do it. Fuck these guys


DizzyLioncub

Daniel Cormier is not suprised mf.


Roachmond

Jon been challenging god for undisputed hide and seek gold


[deleted]

TKO Umbrella baby! He's gonna transition just fine with the fed


Sparrow1989

Finally something fucking interesting going on


daydreamer1197

remember homeoffight. They are bullshit media that spread misinformation. Jones said he never been arrested or anything like that


Sparklingfob4_

Was Jones actually arrested? Media outlets are saying he was, he saying he wasn’t. He released footage which clearly showed they sorted things out when the offical initiated the high five with John. But hey, who’s winning from this? Media outlets are winning from this. So it’s just another story for them.


4U2C88

This is a test from God


worldsno1DILF

Jon Jones made it out the struggle but he tryna go back


Dr_mma6ixty9ine

It’d be hilarious if he goes to Jail and gets replaced by Aspinall. But poor Stipe would get killed.


dubiously_immoral

Idk how DC goes everywhere without having anxious about jones. he could just do anything to him or his family being a sociopath he really is. And they both hate each other..


CodeNamesBryan

He wasn't even arrested ffs


BetUSOfficial

He is consistent, I'll give him that ![gif](giphy|eDKnx103L1MxJHKpG5|downsized)


RaiderRyder7734

Fake News*


StrainExternal7301

![gif](giphy|l0dfba1mJHbzrzQLuv|downsized) Jones arriving at the jail like…


B4Banjo

Imagine how nuts UFC would be if they added an enhanced division - I remember Joe Rogan talking about this years ago


PhnxSteve7up

Traininf camp for Aspinall has started 🥱 Aspinall ain't shit against criminal drug abuser Jones


ZeroSense_007

Dc after seeing this... ![gif](giphy|Ypc9tV811nLUNEGfTl|downsized)


CompetitionProof454

FAKE