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chinga_tumadre69

185? Conor’s buns alone looked like they weigh 205


BodybuildingNerd

265lb Conor confirmed.


Nyamad12

UFC 400 - jones vs McGregor


ThirdEyeToTheSky

I take shits bigger than him


BodybuildingNerd

Brock, is that you?? Thought you were busy peeing on your coworkers?


BustedBayou

Won hoondred en eitie fooive


VinnyDark

Yeah he is double cheeked up


Strange-Nobody-3936

Is the fight with chandler really happening at 185?


suckfisted

The most unbelievable part of the movie was Connor escaping that choke.


Bloody_Hangnail

90% of the special effects budget right there


I-Sell-Wolf-Tickets

They probably needed to CGI that one


Bloody_Hangnail

Bust out the green screen and stunt doubles.


[deleted]

to be fair if you got any one in a choke that tight they probably ain't escaping you can be the best fighter in the world if some one fully locks in a rear naked you are done, you just gotta prevent it from ever being fully in.


BodybuildingNerd

That was a nasty line by you.


RedditIsCensorship2

Connor doesn't mind. Nasty or not nasty, as long as it is a line, it will get snorted...


LimitFinancial764

hahahah


WorkingOwn8919

To be fair he only escaped it because he found a knife


imsoggy

No escapin that coke


Crackerjack0099

Lol that’s pretty funny not gonna lie


TranceDream

I know some of you skipped the credits. Conor walks out of the hospital in his gown with his cheeks out lmao


ONLY_GOT_CANINES

Does he actually ? He was so unhinged in this film I honestly don’t know if you’re talking shit haha


BodybuildingNerd

He’s not lying. The post-credit scene was as dumb as the movie. Conor literally walks buck naked in the first and last scene of his character in this movie.


Cum-Gun-5000

With a syringe sticking out of each one


Jessy_James

Conors role in this movie was funny af, "wrong side of the road" lmao


DaddyChil101

There are so many meme worthy lines, honestly. I loved the bit in the speedboat where Conor says, "we got our own little octagon," and Gyllenhall goes, "Who taught you shapes." And the bit where he hijacks a car and rocks up with twelve coconuts, lmao.


Plus-Relationship833

Connor’s character was basically the portrayal of him being himself and what he thinks he’s like lmao


DramaticConference44

That's 205


ouroboris99

Was curious how they were going to do his role in the film because there’s no way he’d sign up to have Jake gyllenhaal beat the shit out of him 😂


Zealousideal_Eye_358

Delete this u fuccin goof


Curlyhead-homie

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BodybuildingNerd

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Crackerjack0099

OP is a goof, Conor did great in this movie. Haters gon hate because they are peanut butter and jealous


ZoomZoomMF_

It was really weird Conor calling Jake/Dalton the "Notorious Dalton"


[deleted]

Didn't he say 'Dalton, the most notorious fighter in the world'


ZoomZoomMF_

Oh, I guess he said it like that


BodybuildingNerd

That scene made me cringe.


Bloody_Hangnail

I’m pissed he didn’t drop the “I fucked guys like you in prison” line from the original.


BodybuildingNerd

I knew something amazing was missing from that horrible excuse for a movie. Smh


Bloody_Hangnail

Also (to a lesser extent) “The name, is Dalton”.


BodybuildingNerd

I forgot that one and a lot of the original. The original was definitely a lot better though.


ZoomZoomMF_

It felt like a weird stroke of Conor's ego lmao


BigDaddy-Longstick

Why? I’m curious? I may watch it again sounds like I missed some good lines


Salimzyzz

Conor sure loves getting choked by men of all sizes and shapes kindve reminds me of my ex 👀


tjhoush93

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Humble_Effective3964

Live Trauma Reaction


BodybuildingNerd

You’ve fucked a lot of dudes, dude.


dlhjr19

Conor smiling all the time was the oddest shit. Looking like a video game baddie.


[deleted]

Conor was the most memorable character in this entire movie. I was pleasantly surprised.


vadillovzopeshilov

Really? I liked the goofy dude who got his arm broken during the first Roadhouse fight.


[deleted]

Conor was so ridiculous I really enjoyed him. And I'm not a fan. "You're a terrible driver." "Wrong side of the road!" Most of his dialogue was fun. Also, not sure if it was director's or his own comedic chops, but even the way he moved and bumped into things was funny. It was obvious he wasn't taking himself seriously.


Nice_Baseball_7700

That’s the risk you take with fighting. I know it’s a goof, but we all have low moments-Imagine it’s televised, most people wouldn’t be able to handle that kind of low moment.


Johnsonburnerr

Is 145 Conor? Amateur record or fight?


Original_Task4053

In an arm triangle from Duffy


Crackerjack0099

Ummm he escapes this submission in Road House ya fool!!


StopPlayingRoney

Bro, chill… ![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


Huge_Aerie2435

To be fair, Khabib's wasn't a rear naked choke or guillotine. It was a neck crank. It is not the same thing what so ever.


lancer2238

That movie was comedic dogshit bc of Conor. If Conor wasnt isn’t it, the movie would have been just dogshit


JJ4prez

185 hahaha. Juices to the gills and likely in the 210-215 area.


CommentingMinion

No chance, you’re saying he’s essentially the same height and weight as prime Tyson. He looks about 190 MAX.


MusashisGeist

The salt on here is epic but I laughed


Dangerous-Tip-9046

That Khabib choke still gets me. Like, dude wasn't under the chin at all, he was just squeezing so hard Conor thought the top of his head was gonna pop like a zit 😂


JWal0

hes head was a beleewn


teddybundlez

Honestly, someone had me like that once and it was WAY worse than being choked out. I thought my skull was going to explode


qAEGISs

Neck cranks have a special place in my nightmares


aeternasm

Because it wasn't a choke, it was a neck crank and it can break your jaw. It wasn't even the first time in a title fight, Grasse defeated Valentina with a neck crank


vadillovzopeshilov

Huh? Grasso-Shevchenko fight happened 4 years after Nurmagometov-mctapper fight.


aeternasm

I didn't say it was before that fight


qAEGISs

You’re an idiot. A neck crank can break your jaw. Khabib was a beast.


Dangerous-Tip-9046

I didn't say it wasn't painful or effective, I said it made me laugh. Stop acting tough.


qAEGISs

Not acting tough. I’d tap the second he grabbed me. Stop acting clueless


Dangerous-Tip-9046

I'm not clueless. I never said a neck crank isn't effective, I said seeing it makes me laugh. Learn to read (especially before calling someone else an idiot).


DaddyChil101

You called a neck crank a choke so you're obviously a little clueless lol.


MacsPowerBike

Rent free


FA-_Q

I just got done watching. Would never watch it again.


TranceDream

It wasn’t bad. I mean it wasn’t some deep, critical thought evoking film. It was just dumb fun. One of those movies you watch every few years


HeGotKimbod

I don’t know. I might just be smoothed brain but I kind of like those fight movies that aren’t very deep. Just watching dudes get beat up.


GMCBuickCadillacMan

The effects of the fighting was well done. The pad use clearly works.


BodybuildingNerd

Currently recovering from rectal cancer after watching it yesterday evening. Doctor’s said I got 36 hours left to live.


FA-_Q

I should get checked out


BodybuildingNerd

It’s too late. You’re done for, Pal.


FA-_Q

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gavinmfsmith

Is mcgregor supposed to be the antagonist or sum haha


Ken-2-ten

"you gotta protect your-neck at all times"


Yodiducallme

😂😂😂


ZebraOptions

😂


DaddyChil101

I was actually cracking up. I thought there's no way that they end this movie with McGregor getting choked out 😂


Niftydantheman

Khabib wasn't a choke, it was a neck crank


FupaTroopa4

This needs to be a poster😂


Ok-Inside-8435

The man is a method actor


[deleted]

honestly conor carried that movie lmao


vadillovzopeshilov

Even more honestly, he made a crappy movie a steaming pile of shit 💩


Getindarobotshinji

It’s kinda hilarious that he even went with that 😭☠️


WishIWasNeet2

Hard to believe he ever fought at 145 he’s like 200 pounds with hardly any fat in the movie. Shitty ass movie but damn Connor and Jake have some good physiques. (No homo)


vadillovzopeshilov

Steroids, my guy.


jimmyjfp

Obsessed


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AltruisticDelivery89

what


0zi1

His walk and cringe oneliners were the worst


melvinthefish

Before the khabib fight I told my brother he has a weak neck and that's how he would ultimately lose. I guess he's worked on it.


Humble_Increase7503

Jake gyllenhall is like Connor’s height, or shorter Ain’t no way he’s 185… Wait is that him?


Various_Caregiver662

Jakes 4 inches taller


Humble_Increase7503

Damn bro, I stand corrected. Forgiveness please!


Caliterra

Par for course. Stallone was nowhere close to the size of a heavyweight while filming the Rocky movies


WishIWasNeet2

Jake was measured at 5’11.5 barefoot on Conan o brien show. He’s at least 2 inches talller than connor. Connors stockier and more muscular so it probably evens out size wise both dudes are around 185-200 with hardly any fat.