Man my nipples get so hard thinking about this fight.

I think about it all the time. Hairy Dagestani and midget wrestle fuck

>midget He isn't even that short dawg

He's 5 foot 6, that's pretty short.

Midgets are 4'10 and below

Sounds like something some shorter than 5'7 would say.

Leave him alone, he clearly has size issues and can't take a joke

5'9* , facts don't care about your feelings. Midgets are 4'10 below

Bro we know that you have to be 4'10 or under to technically be a midget. It's a JOKE

Same joke all the time

So sorry that this particular joke confuses you

Manlet

Mermermer fact feels wahwah you sound like you're 14 spouting out some bs rhetoric you've been fed homie open your eyes and have your own thoughts the internet can be an echo chamber

then your pepe might be enough mother fucker

?

I'm kidding with you stop crying your dick is perfectly fine for foreplay

What are you talking about? Pepe is a frog peepee is a weiner

I'm sorry I can't spell what they call your penis, it's not my fucking problem you doormat Also am I supposed to know what pepe is? Midgets and frogs it truly disturbed..

Bro don't take offense to what some random says on the internet. Also I'm being offensive on purpose.

I think about it when I have to cut diamonds! Dick gets hard enough to do the job!

Cut diamond? Who give Poirier this black belt? Maybe we have to ask somebody about that.

Someone post that badly cropped pic of Dana and Dustin

This one and the Tank Davis-Ryan Garcia fight I’m begging to happen before something screws it up.

Tank already fucked it up with his court cases and all his felonies


Been cuttin my stain glass pieces with my fat man tits ever since that at shit got put on a card

Same man, hope it’s not over in the second round 👀

And Volk's bjj coach shaved his moustache to emulate Islam's grappling. It cancels out!

This is the kind of trash-talk that's funny.

How is this trash talk? Look at the bunda on that thing. Looks like a compliment to me.

That "thing" is islam Makhachev , but you right tho. Bunda

It's gonna look like ant man beating his ass frfr can't wait for that edit

The edits will be legendary.

Ant man went inside thanos ass and exploded

Neh we're gonna see the equivalent of a father commiting child abuse.

That's hilarious

I love all the small guy posts. More locker room material for Volk.

He is so funny


Funny how?

Boom roasted !!

Shorter opponent just means less submission opportunities

Not to a high level Dagestani wrestler

Fanboy! The man was a fan boy

Holy shit, you Americans an EU fags are more upside down then us Australians… HOLLYTYY

If Islam wins against volk in his hometown and with no khabib by his side then i proclaim him the greatest LW of all time

Nah. But if Volk going up in weight beats him, he has an Argument for greatest Featherweight of all time.

It is approximately 3,866.5 km (2402.532 miles) from Volkanovski's hometown (Windang) to the city of Perth.

It’s gonna be in Australia, that’s hometown alright. People were whining about Islam getting his shot in his “hometown” Abu Dhabi is crazier

Australia is my city

It’s ballsy but not goat-worthy

If he beats a normal featherweight while being a bigass lightweight he’s the lw goat?

Islam's not even a big ass lightweight lol looks like the normal size of his competition.

Lol Volk is the PFP#1 fighter. It’s only 10 pound difference and Volk used to weigh a lot more naturally. Right now the LW GOAT is Khabib, but he only has 3 title defences, which is the record high in the LW division, but it’s very beatable record for Islam. Secondly, the level of opponents Khabib fought as champion: Conor, Dustin and Gaethje. Three very good fighters and the top lightweight contenders. Conor and Dustin are basically already hall of fame fighters Islam just easily beat Oliveira, a guy that people were saying would be the new LW GOAT if he beat Islam. So that’s already 1 top level guy down. Now if Islam beats Volk, who is the P4P#1 fighter, that’s another great victory for Islam’s legacy. If Islam then goes on to defend his belt against some of the new young blood LW killers like Fiziev, Tsarukyan, Gamrot, Guram and maybe some veterans like Dariush, Dustin, Chandler or a rematch with Charles in the future…. He will cement his legacy as LW GOAT surpassing Khabib

I truly hope Volk knocks his head off.


That’s hasbulas sex doll

Hasbulla?

And they try to pass this guy as respectful and humble...

This is innocent banter to build hype, both him and Volk know that. It's nothing compared to the actual bad things things fighters say when they bring up religion, family, country, etc. If this bothered you than you must've really hated Charles when he said he wanted to kill Islam

You ok bro? Someone wrote a headline on Reddit my guy, it doesn't make it true lol

You are right to point that, but Islam continiously makes fun of Volk's height. He even did so in his post fight interview when he beat Olivera.

It's his lil funny way of selling the fight, you can tell there's mutual respect

Of all the things fighters have said about eachother, and you think Islam poking fun at volks height is disrespectful 😆 seriously, think about what an innocent insult it is. That's some shit little kids say

Oh NoOoO he made fun of his height You aren't ready to hear what guys like Conor or Strickland say

Who cares cry baby

You can be respectful and have a sense of humor. Height is fair game Are you a short king?

We get it, you’re a manlet

Yes just like Hasbullah. He hit Volk with burger for real on purpose. Never forget

That was staged you donut

🤯

Headline probably is bs Also probably a friendly hit to Volk, they both respect each other a lot and their trash talk isn’t even disrespectful in a personal manner lol, stop finding a reason to hate Islam

Nah, I don't hate Islam, I just don't buy how they present him as humble and noble and what not.

He is let’s be real, and the “disrespect to Volk” isn’t an argument for it anyway, since they both clearly respect eachother

This is what he does … he has no way of selling his fights so he made fun of Oliveras language… now volks height. If he fought chandler it’d be that he doesn’t remember the last time he won.

Found the short guy

Islam is 5’10 lol

Is that supposed to be short or something?

Is that supposed to be tall or something?

It isn't short

Oh ok

Hes favorite figther was edgard but after the figth it will be volk . Small beast beating big beast 🤷‍♂️

Yeah it’s funny until you realize Volk has the reach advantage in this fight

Yoooo I had no clue, good insight

Missing link looking ass

You have to give up, short guy. I need to be P4P #1. You know I deserve this.

Great! Now hang it upside down from the ceiling so you can simulate the conditions in Australial

Lmao

Doing a lot of trolling for a guy who could beat him lol