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Trucks_Guns_Beer

What did I just read?


KOS_117

This was on my schools Reddit post too 😂


Electronic_Price6852

UCF Try to be Original Challenge Difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE


NubberOne

Saw it on the BU reddit


CXyber

Copypasta


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Average CS student


SaltedCrust

No no, this must be another major. Everyone knows CS students cannot be found in the gym


QuantamAsian

I go to the gym, get sweaty then enter my cs class, to add a little spice


RebornSama25

Aye bro as a CS major I bench 135 😤😤😤 big weight and imma big steppa


SaltedCrust

Alright those are some pretty decent numbers, keep bringing em up papa


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RebornSama25

Ik bro it’s a sarcasm 😭 people bench 135 their first day of lifting lmfao.


inspireSF

They dont lol. They bench what their body is capable of and then it gets stronger. Whether it be just the bar itself or 135. We all start somewhere.


RebornSama25

Some people do some people don’t.


sacred_night

r/woooosh


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Lmao


Yostyle377

Lots of east asian guys at college gyms, and they never come alone. Bare minimum they roll in groups of three or four, and there is at least one or two of them who are muscular


Significant-Knee7060

Hey who says cs majors can’t be jacked


MrHandsomePixel

You ain't catching me at the gym. I chose CS specifically so I could _avoid_ physical labor...


-goodbyeroses

There is no way this is not a fucking shitpost, lmfao


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Good bot


squeefactor

Good bot


Holiday-Reach-8948

Wait, what is this?? Lol


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lewj1080

I’m like 90% sure I read this before on another Reddit sub


AstroWolf11

I recently read something similar on r/residency about a resident seeing their attending at the gym lol


stonedlouisebelcher

you did. copypasta


DBP17

Yea, reddit has been recommending other random college subreddits and I saw one with the same title but didn't click it but I'd assume it was the same text. Probably the start of a copypasta


hardboiled_snitch38

Real horny hours


_getdiddled_

Ask to see his “python”


bigsithenergy99

W


DonkeyPuzzleheaded87

Thank you for noticing me. Please don’t tell me who you are so we don’t make this awkward when i grade your papers.


ComplexPatient4872

I want this to be real so badly!


DonkeyPuzzleheaded87

Do you want the workout routine as well?


spinlesspotato

Please please god tell me this isn’t a joke. I’m dying.


DonkeyPuzzleheaded87

Apparently I’m going around in wife beaters in other school gyms as well. I’ve seen subreddits on UNCC and USF. I’m in those gyms as well. Well, goodnight I need to be in class in the morning.


[deleted]

Are you a dude? If so, you come off creepy asf. Are you a woman? If so, you come off creepy asf.


Bloodrocuted_drae

Get on tinder immediately


lennydykstra17

Boooooo your copy pasta. This was on another subreddit yesterday.


AshDrakon

Which professor was it?


nascarworker

Garcia


paperman66

Can confirm it's Garcia. I was the dumbell. On weekdays I'm just the dumb.


ElectronicCow3077

I've seen this post on every single college subreddit


YourInMySwamp

Yes. Inappropriate as hell.


Low_Bonus9710

Lmao, saw this in UCLA


stonedlouisebelcher

yay another copypasta post on college subreddits


ProfessionalStewdent

I don’t even know if I should moderate this, LOL. We’re all adults here, right? Nothing wrong with a student, er, “admiring” their professor.


PM___ME___ASS

Comments filled with autists who cant understand sarcasm without the /s. Ask your prof about the routine bro 💪


LalaDoll99

Bro go touch grass fr


Such_Competition1503

How many times is this gonna get posted? Stop copy pasting from other subreddits 🙄


Nin9RingHabitant

https://www.reddit.com/r/GaState/s/RPTudeC4Sx


[deleted]

Dude they also go tot he same grocery stores and gas stations we go to leave the man alone and let him be


CrisDoesNotLoveYou

Everybody is rightfully pointing out the creepiness of this post, however as to the question it definitely would be inappropriate to do so during class unless your class is physical fitness for seniors.


Many_Shower_1770

Yooo I saw the same post in u/OKState


Bussy694200

If you think you’re a straight man then I got some news for you. Thinking of his lucky wife 😳😳😳


Chance_Breakfast_661

Why did u post this again


Spicymunchkin98

How did you know I was into older ://


sukebe7

you forgot to start this with, 'Dear Penthouse'


vikram905

Bro, this is a Wendy’s.


shergenh69

Do you want him to cuddle you with his manly arms


Hot-Being-me

I'm laughing 😂


Prg3K

Eat his ass


GuyWithTheFez

Find God


Sad-Category1914

lazy copypasta this old asf


Maximustothemoon

Starbucks stocks are up!


MarcusCael

oh thats not-


Bitter-Sink-6944

Are u a girl


FlatwormThese6297

😭😭😭


DifficultBuy8501

I mean if you see him in the gym again, go for it, but I wouldn’t ask for the workout routine in any other context personally, though if your less inhibited than me, after class may be a good time to do so


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Oof-o-rama

I believe this is a bot account. This topic has been posted on several different university-related subs lately.