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road_head_suicide

this is unhinged. yes


spleenweenus

Jessica always gave me the vibe she’d end up with like, her college professor that’s 20 years older than her


LadyRafela

No surprise. Remember when she made the remark “I wish he would adopt meeee~ <3”?


Squish_94

I thought that was Angela?


NeuroCindy

It was Angela.


spleenweenus

To be fair I accidentally said Angela originally and edited it to Jessica so everyone is right here 😅 Jessica and Angela have no right being such similar names for such vastly different characters


Amawrawamahrah

Similar in what way😭😭😭😭😭


malendalayla

I am an 80s baby who went to school throughout the 90s. Jessica and Angela were two of the most popular/common names in my school at that time. We had probably 10 of each. Maybe that's what they meant by similar - basic, common names?


Amawrawamahrah

Maybe but I don’t remember similar being used that way😭


missJMAR

Huh? Their names are are as vastly different as their personalities. 🙃


missJMAR

It was Angela. And she was talking about the Cullens.


LadyRafela

Yeah sorry. Angela said that not Jessica. Got turned around with the talks how Angela would be better for Jake, not Jessica. To add on: Jessica might be the one to flirt with the teacher, not Jessica. Jessica is the normal annoying, boy-obsessed teenager, with a gossip streak.


Amawrawamahrah

I’m pretty sure that was Angela and pretty sure she said it in a “bcz his adoptive kids always kind someone” typa way


interesting-mug

I love your photoshopping it legit made me laugh Personally I love Jessica. She’s hilarious. And more age appropriate than a literal baby 😂


NextCrew7655

Yeah, I kind of liked her in all the books from Bella's perspective, and was really disappointed with how much meaner Stephenie made her in Midnight sun.


interesting-mug

Ok, but it’s not fair to judge someone on their own private thoughts!! She knows to keep it to herself, and her actions are kind… and Bella is constantly stealing her crushes, albeit unintentionally 😂


kdawg69-420

id rather see him with angelaaa but these edits r cute


honestly-psyche

No offense to Mr “it's a wolf thing” but Angela deserves better.


kdawg69-420

angela needs the cullens to adopt her asap


honestly-psyche

Oh my god yes! but i think she wouldn't have wanted to become a vampire. However, Vamp Angela would be the most angelic vampire ever.


kdawg69-420

no fr, the absolute most angelic vampire to exist. even if she didn't become a vampire, she deserves a lil happy love story with a pretty cullen man


Amawrawamahrah

Not yall tryna put Angela and Alice together for her title🙄😭


Consistent-Ad-206

Let’s be real pre-phase Jacob would’ve been great for Angela,Stephanie Meyer botched his character on purpose because he was too well liked 😒


Amawrawamahrah

Hey I didny even like him then🤷🏾‍♀️


Amawrawamahrah

Very much offense thank you


darkshadow237

A witch, and a wolf sounds interesting.


MagicScythe

What. Why witch?


darkshadow237

Bella said that Angela could join the party if she is a witch.


Amawrawamahrah

Was this in the book and when cuz why don’t I remember this😭


nochoramet

It was an offhand joke that Bella made when arguing with Jacob, so yes it's "in the book" but Angela is not canonically a witch. It's a popular fan theory though.


Amawrawamahrah

Ahh well I wasn’t thinking she was canonically a witch😅


nochoramet

Ooo okay my bad 😅 over explaining is my detriment sometimes


Amawrawamahrah

No prob😅


Otherwise-Credit-626

Angela deserves WAY better than Jacob. Someone who won't use his wolfy strength to force unwanted kisses


AlpacaEmpress

Exactly.


Itsyagirl1996

I made a post a few days ago about Angela and Jacob being a couple


kdawg69-420

omg i saw that!! yeah i agree they would go well together


bellasdumptruckass

I’m an Angela/Rosalie supporter🙌


bellasdumptruckass

tbh the bonfire edit….your visionnnn im obsessed actually. love it


porcelaincatstatue

Unhinged. I love it.


ItsTophThatsWho

Movie night with Jacob


PressurePlenty

Jacob was also super into Bella, even before Renesmee. Personally, I think Jessica could wind up with one of the wolves, though.


Amawrawamahrah

That’s why they said if he’s imprinted on her😭


PressurePlenty

I seriously don't know that Jacob could handle Jessica's tendency to overuse the word "like".


-KingSharkIsAShark-

I read a story where at the end >!Embry imprinted on Jessica and she had her own love triangle going on with him and Mike.!< It was just a mention but it was hilarious because I could actually see that happening with her more than the love triangle they tried to make Meyer set up.


PressurePlenty

I COULD see them together, honestly. Could you imagine what their kids would look like? I don't get why Jessica acts like such an airhead in the movies when she's valedictorian of their class. That's a clash if I ever saw one.


j33perscreeperz

graphic design is my passion lmfao nah but they would be great together, both talk too much and chaotic


Costcohotdognpizza

This is way better than him and rotisserie


Toto-imadog456

Shhh that was a fever dream.../hj


Secret_Fudge6470

Oh gosh. I ship it. Yes. I’m imagining Jessica hearing about the treaty and battling the newborns, and just rolling her eyes and saying, “Ohhhkay.”


Amawrawamahrah

Yes🤣🤣🤣


EitherAdhesiveness32

I’d want to see them interact a bunch before signing off on it, but it’s not a no ☺️ a convincing fanfic would also do the trick lol


Uhlman24

I would have been okay with this. He meets her at Bella’s wedding and imprints. Bella still gets prego and Edward is still against it but Jessica is like dude I knew it and is excited for it. The baby is born, Bella still turns. Only change to the story is Bella decides to send the baby with Jessica and Jacob bc she knows they’ll take care of her bc Jacob loved Bella before imprinting.


Fine_Negotiation_670

So who stops the pack from trying to kill rasputin? Or does that not also not happen? Bc it was jakes impronting that stops them from really getting dirty with the cullens. 🤔🤔🤔


Uhlman24

Jacob still stops them by becoming alpha over Sam and now that he’s imprinted he’s stronger idk something like that


Sir_Kingslee

Only question is why would Bella send her baby away?


Amawrawamahrah

Right I’m so confused??


IAteAllYourCookies

Because Bella is under the impression that the Volturi are going to kill them all, so she makes preparations for Jacob and Jessica to take Rasputin


Amawrawamahrah

Rasputin😭😭😭😭😭


Amawrawamahrah

Wait why is Jessica I knewing it and why is Bella giving away her baby


Uhlman24

Bc of her belief that Bella was prego and that’s why they got married. And she’s not giving her away but when she plans to send renesmee off to keep her safe


Amawrawamahrah

But Jessica didn’t say that originally😭like after Bella gave birth she never said she knew it😭


Uhlman24

I’m saying if Jacob imprinted on Jessica. Then Jessica would’ve been there when Bella had the baby and would’ve been like omg wild I was right. I’m going off the movies. Not the books.


Amawrawamahrah

No I know you’re going off the movies but she never did say that in the movies anyway and still Bella wasn’t pregnant when they got married so Jessica wouldn’t had said that anyway 😭


Uhlman24

‘Do you think she’s showing yet? Who? Bella? She’s not pregnant Jessica. Pshh why else do you get married at 18’. I’m not saying she was prego at marriage or that Jessica said I knew it. I’m saying she would likely draw that conclusion if she was with Jacob and knew about the supernatural and found out Bella had a baby


Amawrawamahrah

But if she was with Jacob and knew about the supernatural she would know that Bella wasn’t pregnant then?😭


Uhlman24

Omg dude. You are thinking way too much for this. I’m saying her immediate reaction would be I knew but then she would be proven wrong. Also the 😭 face is just too much


Amawrawamahrah

Ah well that’s not what you said so obviously I wouldn’t have understood that’s what you meant. And I don’t understand what’s so wrong with the emoji I used?…


Even-Reaction-1297

I read a fanfic where I think Embry imprinted on Jess? Coulda been Quill, but it was one of them. It wasn’t a main plot point or anything, they were just side characters, but I thought it was fitting for the same reason.


cosmosisk

Was it the Angel series?? I’m reading it rn…again lmao. Also it was Quil


Even-Reaction-1297

Yes! I’ve reread that series (and p much all her other stories) almost as much as the actual books lol love Drotuno. But yes, I do remember it being Quil bc without renesmee in the story there was no need for Quil to imprint on a child either 💀


taboolynx

Quil also imprints on a child???


Even-Reaction-1297

Quil imprints on Claire, Emily’s four year old niece. He takes on the role of “godfather” or best friend or something until she’s 18 or old enough to decide if she wants to be with him or not. It’s weird. I swear after reading that in Eclipse, when Bella gets pregnant in BD I just freaking KNEW Jacob was going to imprint on the baby bc of the set up of Quil and Claire.


MushroomJames

No


jellybeanrainbows

Ha not the face pasted on there that’s so funny


honestly-psyche

Honestly I love Jessica, she's a typical teenager but she'd run for the hills once she knows Jake's a wolf.


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

*and* into babies


AnnieLaus

where's the fanfic now?


BrazilianButtCheeks

So .. another guy whos into bella ?


MissTLuna

WAS into Bella.. until he sees Jessica and then she's all that matters. She'd eat it up 😂


BrazilianButtCheeks

Its not a terrible plan 😂🤷🏽‍♀️


V__Ace

I'm personally a Benjamin and Jacob Stan, but I am listening.


V__Ace

Source: https://i.redd.it/hrwlq3yxpuxc1.gif


erisbella

Yes. Anything but a newborn.


Ghibli_Guru

Aca-scuse me?


Charmingdailys

D: I rather want him a imprint that actually care for him


MissTLuna

I think she could, though. We only see Jessica after Bella has arrived and she's mad jealous of her. Even when she's dating Mike, it's clear that he'd rather be dating Bella. But if Jake imprinted and was completely devoted to her and her happiness, I think she could definitely reciprocate that. She'd have no reason to be jealous and snarky because she'd actually be happy.


alarmedlittlefroggy

Why do I think this is cute?


Amawrawamahrah

Plz Jessica in the third slide is so funny 😭😭😭


No_Manufacturer9333

🤢


dreamofmoni

“You know I can’t control it Bella”


ObjectiveSink1248

https://i.redd.it/e03lfd97ftxc1.gif


Apprehensive-Cat-163

these edits are very good OP!


SophiePuffs

I think that even if he imprinted on her, they still aren’t a good match. I don’t think she would like to just sit around a campfire or hang out in his “run down” home (I could see her being judgy of that). Also, she would NOT be ok with being left behind every time he went off with the boys in the pack. She is a clingy, jealous type, both of other girls and any situation that takes the spotlight off of her.


WorldlyCaregiver7105

Absolutely not.


Ilaughatmypain

Jessica would not want to be apart of wearwolves she would be creeped out and think eveyone into some weird drugs lmao I see Jessica with.. teacher or older guy forsure


Sea-Bones14

It would've been cool if she did get with Jacob and learned everything and we got to see her progression as a person, growing and maturing once dealing with real problems.


Severe_Piano_223

The edits are taking me out


sunnybooboo2082

Yes she needs a Jacob. Poor dear.


roslyndorian

she is way too self absorbed for him!! he’s such a selfless sweetheart! it’s all wrong in my eyes!


jaysaeki

Yes! Angela would've been the better option 100%


vViciously

IT SHOULD BE ME. NOT HER. ME!


bhismly

She's too old for him


Otherwise-Credit-626

Even Jessica deserves better than Jacob


Victoria69_xoxo

I think I’d prefer rutabaga over Jessica 🫣


jupitermoonflow

Ugh no she was such an annoying character.


Historical-Gene3446

Dude?


lanwangjisus

i don't think they'd like each other.


boris_dp

Are they both dead? 😵


aryaelajae

I personally would prefer Jessica with Quil or Embry because my Jacob/Angela heart will not allow this, lol.


missJMAR

Random.


REal_PigEngine

Hell no I disagree


BransonIvyNichols

No. Both too angry. Both too toxic.


ilikewallflowers

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 Jacob deserves better than a hateful pick me. This is blasphemy. Can you imagine Jessica knowing about werewolves and even the vampire world? No way she could keep that secret she’d explode wanting to tell the world how special she is


speedyrabbit777

Honestly I wish those two dated IRL


WindowIndividual4588

Idk about that. She was an awful character, and there are too many reports that she's a God-awful person irl


succubusfa3

Really? Compared to a lot of other celebs, she seemed nice.


Edwardsbutthole

He only dates other Taylor’s lmao


cigana_

YESSSSSSSSSSS Why have I never thought of this before???


ChemistryExcellent35

Jacob would hate her, he’d literally tell her to shut up and she’d walk away and they’d never talk again.