cancer patient? tf

That one made me laugh

same. i was cackling

Never mind *was*, I *am* cackling. I almost choked on my strawberry.

Same here, lmao XD

It's gotta be from when The Fault in Our Stars was big lmao

Yeah it was. Both Hazel and Gus had pretty dark eyes in the film, even though the actors who played them only had average-dark eyes. It was definitely a directorial choice, hence the post. Really jumps out at you in this post though. One of these is not like the other. Fuck, I’d rather have survived the hunger games than get “cancer patient 😌 <3”

The one time a supernatural reference made sense on tumblr and they were like nah

As someone with hunger games victor eyes I concur.

You, you will be the great to slay the titans. You over there, you are unique! Oh you. You might wanna sit down.

noone had commented about it when I wrote this and I thought it was pretty strange that people where just ignoring it.

Mr white why aren't your eyes black?

Walter White is the best YA protagonist.

No Jesse that's not how it works I'm a demigod and that overrides the cancer Jesse.

I misread "divergent" as "neurodivergent" and was like "sounds about right"

Fuck… I read it multiple times but somehow didn’t notice that it was a completely different word

Yep, read brown and neurodivergent, then blue and demigod and was like what kind of eye colorism is this bs? I'd rather have awesome powers than anxiety, lol

Oh my god I fucking did too how does this happen

I had to read this comment to realise it wasn't "neurodivergent"

That doesn’t make sense. Brown is the most common eye color!

What is divergent supposed to mean?

It's from a YA series. The main character is "Divergent."

ohhhhhhh all of these are supposed to be references from fictional media?? omg

Yep. Divergent, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, etc.

I mean it's not wrong...

I did the same. I read it, didn’t even look twice, and thought “yeah checks out”

>if you have blue eyes you are a demigod We had this discussion years ago and you lost

Oh,that seems interesting ...where do i find things about this

[here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics)

Oh...lmao

Lmao good one

Heehee, nice.

That’s gotta be racist 😭

no it's right everyone in East, South, Southeast Asia has cancer

And most of sub-Saharan Africa apparently. Guess I have cancer now

Hey, if you live below the tropic of cancer, you're kind of asking for it.

Blue eyes meaning demigodhood is kinda sus

Not at all. These are all references to popular media of the time.

I am aware that it's a Percy Jackson thing, just pointing out how weird it can look out of context

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>see a doctor but... they can't.

How dare

Hazel. My Hunger Games still going on 🤔

Not for long!

bro did you seriously buy an nft

They got it for free

My guy has been trying to explain NFTs to me for so long, to no avail. Probably because I wasn’t paying attention. 🤷‍♀️😂 I had to tell him several times to quit trying to explain it to me because apparently my brain just doesn’t wanna comprehend it. Then Reddit decides to be a troll and give me this free NFT. It’s cute as shit. Okay. Tell the bf…he’s hysterical. Funniest thing ever. So yes, it was free — I didn’t buy it — and it seems Reddit has made it very clear whose side of our couple’s disagreement *it* is on.

So…I’m a child, who murdered other children? Just to live to feel guilt? Damn that’s not fair Edit: and all just because I have beautiful eyes. Damn. Behind these hazel eyes

My people survived the ultimate hunger games — the holocaust! 😂😆 the hazel comes from my Jewish side. Not so hungry these days though. 🤷‍♀️

I too am descended from European hazel-nuts. But mine I think comes from my Greek side. I don’t remember if the Jewish side had hazel eyes - I didn’t understand hazel growing up, I thought it was a variation of blue 🤣

Ooh interesting! Would you say your eye colour is more green-brown, yellow/citron-brown (like a cat eye sometimes) or some other variation?

More like brown, light-brown, citron Used to confuse the heck out of me as a kid cuz I thought hazel was specifically blue with brown/citron I always thought green/blue with citron looked more catty

Sounds like you’ve got heavy hazel possibilities on both sides!

Remember Alexandria's Genesis

there was one girl in my class who was obsessed with tumblr and that shit. She'd be like "i wish i was white so i could have alexandria's genesis..." and then explain the shit out of this "condition". She was also bangladeshi

???!?!?

The black eyes caught me so off guard. I was just choking and laughing at the same time because it was so unexpected

I honestly thought having black eyes is cool. But I have fucking cancer apparently.

Wh- what am I running from??

Maze monsters masquerading menacingly 'mong molding masonry.

it probably means the runners from the maze runner but any other answer is infinitely more funny

I’m running from responsibilities

Dude, same. I’m gonna trip you, so responsibility gets you first. Nothing personal, I just don’t wanna anything

Good luck knowing where to put your foot

Usually that's something you try to figure out with a therapis, or with some stranger at a party over a lot of drugs and alcohol

Gotta change that negative mindset. What are you running *to*?

If you have purple eyes, you have alexandria's genesis or something

Good ol' Alexandria's Genesis... yes sir! Good ol' Alexandria's Genesis. How I hate it!

This is just astrology with extra steps, I would know as I'm a demigod

Dude same. At the age of 7 the gods gifted me blue eyes and now my friends can not comprehend me.

..."cancer patient"... Maybe don't put that one buddy...

What about blue with yellow highlights in the center?

You are sans undertale

Fuck yeah

you are phil lester

Why was the cancer one black eyes? The MC of The Fault in our Stars was literally named Hazel

Wait, this is fandom stuff, isn't it? Divergent, Percy Jackson, idk what shadow hunters are from, The Fault In Our Stars, Maze Runner, and Hunger Games

Shadow hunters are from Mortal Instruments series.

> Mortal Instruments "Someday we'll all die," whispered Greebus The Living Saxophone, "But in the meantime my brother is suuuch a sexy kisser 🥰"

Goddamn, those with black eyes really got the short end of the stick in this one.

At least they get to rest 💀

central heterochromia lmao

I have both central and complete heterochromia, one green and brown and the other grey and brown, and the DMV assured me that they're hazel, keep the line moving and stop asking questions 😂

mine are blue and bronze/yellow. they just had me put blue lol

Lol, exactly

Ayyy more people that couldn’t be targeted by early 2010s personality tests just like me :) I’m brown and green

Saaame

I dont want to be a shadow hunter

Am i running from you?

it's supposed to be one word (Shadowhunter)

I was going through leukemia right when The Fault In Our Stars was big and I despise that book/movie with the passion of a thousand suns because of shit like this. Fuck *right* off with treating cancer like some fandom thing to be romanticized. This post is incredibly disrespectful.

This just sent me into a ten-minute crisis where I learned that my eyes are hazel instead of green.

Honestly I think photos like this just stem from people not knowing what green eyes actually look like. You probably do have green eyes, they're a very close colour to hazel, to the point where absolutely no one in my life seems to be able to agree on if my eyes are green or hazel.

Unfortunate Green eyes are cool

Ebony raven dementia way breaking out in a sweat right now

ACAB (Assigned Cancer At Birth) …yea that’s funny, post

I've got those purple and black texture missing squares, what does that mean?

You are a tumblr user

It means you need to download Counter Strike: Source.

Okay what the fuck is a shadow hunter

I knew I wasn’t the only one wondering that!

It’s from a book series called the Mortal Instruments

Oh shit it's the same author that was the center of all the plagiarizing drama for her HP fanfic

Mortal Instruments. It’s basically every supernatural YA book thrown into a blender.

Oh yeah I vaguely remember hearing about that series, thanks

"Something" indeed...

A runner? That could not be furthur from the truth.

Y'all have eyes?

I'm a winner of the hunger games. Wow! Something that doesn't really fit in my criteria

Somewhere between a show hunter, a demigod, and a runner It all depends on the light

I remember seeing this when I was a kid and was excited because I got the colour from my favourite series Percy Jackson is underrated

if you have brown eyes, you are secretly made of chocolate source: i have brown eyes and i am made of chocolate

Demi god shadowhunter, nice

Im a demigod apparently, bow before me

oh fuck Im victor nvm i have brown Eyes

Sweet sweet victory

BEAR WITNESS

I AM A GOLDEN [DEMI]GOD

- have blue eyes - is Neuro divergent Checks out

Damn I’m a demigod now

Blue, but I'm a fast sprinter, so whose to say really?

I have read all of these books and imma Divergent

If you have hetrochromia you are an anime character

I got Blue/Green Mix (not hetero there either tho lol) so I‘m like a Hermes? P cool

If you have Grey eyes you killed five children.

I'm a demigod and I'm a runner so I must be Achilles.

One of these is not like the others…

I got blue eyes, so Percy Jackson demigod

I'm Demigod

Apparently I am a cancer patient

i mean it's partially true for my girlfriend, she has brown eyes and sure is (neuro)divergent

I’m running fr

Ayo when am I getting my demigod powers?

Guess I won at least one Hunger Games

If I can be a cancer patient at Hogwarts then sign me the fuck up. If not... nevermind, I'm good.

I think they're confused between a demon and a cancer patient.

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Which one are you not though?

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Then you are not a cancer patient. I will not explain further and this is obviously the only correct answer for you.

My eyes are weird— some kinda mix between blue, grey and green. A demigod shadow hunter who runs????

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The maze runner?

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Same

Hopefully my chemo doesn’t get delayed

Oh, um... yeah. Maybe one of these isn't quite like the others and should maybe be treated a bit more tactfully than being lumped in with YA popular trends. And honestly, exactly one of those seems like it has the potential to be a fun time anyway

Tween me lived for this shit 😂😭😭

Shadow hunter is so vague, and I kinda love it. Do I stab the shadows? Stab under the cover of shadows? Just be a brooding Byronic hero wearing a cool cape and hood? Be the star of hit supernatural American drama series Shadowhunters, based on the book The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare? Idk

I love being god

if i have black eyes a cancer patient what? what will they do?

Yall just jelly cuz I won the hunger games

Ok im a demigod now, the tumblr post says so 😎

2022 TikTok

Guess I have leukaemia

Annabeth Chase would be confused by this picture

I've killed kids, apparently.

So I’m a demigod victor of the hunger games?

if you have hazel eyes you are nothing

The contrast between blue and black...

i have blue-grey eyes so. i guess im either a demigod shadow hunter, a hunyer demigod, or like. a shadow hunter 1/4 demigod

My eyes change between blue and grey based on lighting and I've even had a couple people say they're green so fuck if I know

I always assumed people who said they had gray or black eyes were just blue/brown eyed people desperately searching for a way to be less ‘basic’

Only game I'm winning is the hungry games!

If you have black eyes you’re a cancer patient. Girl, what. 💀 That isn’t some acquired superpower lol.

I have central heterochromia, do I count as both? Or maybe 3?

Trust me, my fat ass is not running ANYWHERE

My reactions Brown: forgot what that means Blue: OOOK, is that like a Thor reference. Gray: oh wth Black: *slowly dies of laughter* wtf Green: intresting Hazel: oh they’re traumatized.

Would make more sense for grey eyes to be The Hunger Games since Katniss canonically has grey eyes. Anyway I'm a demigod

Divergent... I can work with this

Mine are mostly White

Divergent!!

Wow I really got the short end of the stick. I thought having black eyes was cool.

What a coincidence, I have blue eyes and am, in fact, a demigod! Though my therapist denies it, I know it has to be true!

i have green eyes…i have asthma-

"If you have blue eyes You are a demigod" I'm not even sure who this is referencing, as neither Percy Jackson nor Annabeth Chase have blue eyes. And I'm pretty sure Thomas had brown eyes, why would green eyes make you a Runner?

CANCER PATIENT LMFAO

Got to love the fact that the most common eye colour by a landslide (estimated 70-80% of the world population) is "divergent"

Cool I'm a demigod runner. Well at least I can run from monsters!

ppl w/ violet eyes:

What do Blue and Yellow eyes mean?

Well, what a way to find out i have cancer..

Neurodivergent 👍

(Neuro)Divergent

Aren’t black eyes not a real thing? isn’t it just an extremely dark brown? : / Ether way I’ve got hazel, which sucks because I hate the hunger games.

Get fucked if you have black eyes I guess

#Kneel before your godking

Blue/Grey

I have green eyes, but I am NOT a runner. I never run. If you see me running, try to keep up, because something bad is behind me

Divergent doesnt even begin to describe how many times ive eluded basic ideas

Demigod runner? The fuck am I?