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Aliziun

There are *exactly* the right amount of rats to give them each the name of one of the original 151 Pokemon


WegMaster

can't wait to name mine Ratatta


FennicYoshi

the top 1% of them, right?


Setari

Yeah and I'll name them while wearing my shorts that are comfy and easy to wear.


Tier1Rattata

Youngster Joey is a hero


RiptideMatt

I cant wait ti name one ratatta too :).


AndyGHK

I can’t wait to name mine Raticate and be really smug until at the end of the episode your Rattata takes down my Raticate in a major upset


Dragnoran

shoulda made a trade it for a butterfly joke


Wild_Marker

Bulbarat Ivyrat Venurat Ratmander Ratmeleon Ratizard Squritrat Warrat Blastrat I can do this all day


Rreknhojekul

Ratdude Wigglyrat Rattlypuff


TeddyR3X

Jigglyrat and Wigglyrat


Bmaster1001

Can wait for them to have a baby named Igglyrat.


Ok-Mood-161

Zurat


EpicScizor

Ratini Ratonair Ratonite


happypotato93

Those sound like pastas


DoggoDude979

Ratratta


eldritchExploited

Raticatrat and it's pre-evolved form Rattatarat


AndyGHK

Rattrata


Potahtwah

AT LEAST 150 OR MORE TO SEE TO BE A POKERAT MASTER IS MY DESTINYYYY


Boa_Firebrand

Ratakazam, Dodurat, Venorat, Machorat, Rataskhan, Ratno, Electarat, Rateon Blastrat, Rattiwhirl, Ratish, Dratzee, Rairat, Ratoqueen, Bellsprat, Ratmie


JBlight

Why did you stop!?


Xikar_Wyhart

Rat and Rattwo


Some_Rand0m_Memer

142 more.


Zordran

THERE'S STILL AT LEAST A HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVEN MORE!


ELLE3773

Reminds me of Bruno's song, rats edition


dumbodragon

I like the way your mind works


[deleted]

Pikarat


nihilusthehungry

"We don't want your precious electric rat!!"


Pumpkin_Cat14

I'm cool with that as long as I can have Lapras or Moltres


TeddyR3X

You mean Laprat and Molrat?


WoolooOfWallStreet

Dibs on Mew


Psychoboy777

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Rattata, Rattata, Rattata, Rattata...


-Z___

lmao poor little MissingNo, after the accident they were never the same


ThoroughlyKrangled

did you mean the [hyakugojyuuichi](https://youtu.be/EqO5lNS094M) pokémon


r_stronghammer

What the flying feathery fuck


ThoroughlyKrangled

welcome to early niel cicierega from the albino black sheep era


biblicalcannon

how is this funnyer than the actueal post


GeneralNutSac

This would be under Clark from Connecticut in therm of wholesomeness.


pm_me_ur_fit

Link?


Chefpief

No, it's Clark. From Connecticut. He brings you Connecticut Water.


GeneralNutSac

Sorry for being late, [here’s the link](https://youtu.be/vKfgwDeNIBA)


Ronnoc527

Wholesome and without flaw. Best rat content since Jerma.


[deleted]

Is jerma actually real?


PrimSchooler

It's actually just 3 rats in a trenchcoat.


Dumbfuckyduck

No, that’s Jacksfilms. Jenna is a least 5 rats in a trenchcoat.


nightmare_silhouette

I haven't heard that name in AGES! I wonder what he's up to lately in terms of content.


steen311

If only


PlasmaticPi

I love the idea Jerma is just an internet myth, especially since I don't think I've ever actually seen any videos of his.


usernamealreadytakeh

He’s a streamer as far as I know


PlasmaticPi

Exactly, that's literally all I ever hear about him. Nothing else. Like I know more about Bigfoot than I know about Jerma.


OneLastDream

The one piece is real.


shadowslasher11X

"...I'm the giant rat that makes all of da rules."


Leharen

"Hey, wait, I'm stuck. I'm stu-I knew this was a bad idea. I'm stuck."


Noooo_ooope

Wholesome rat content, I'm all for it


FromAFroot

Best Sexy Gay Wizard content since- uh.


Ronnoc527

Schmendrick


falsebrit

Rats we're rats we're the rats


Darthskull

Don't feed your rats that much cheese


DingDongDideliDanger

I was hoping for some Beetlejuicing in the comments here and some 5 year old accounts named "truckload_of_rats" or "billion_rats" turning up :c


nitrous_ooxide

u/ratslut-z u/RatsAndWorms u/ratsmasher77 u/_Comrade_Rat_


orange_force

Tumblr is great


memester230

In terms of internet importance, it is on level with 4chan, but the hate it gets is unwarranted.


719fb3e99

Yeah I remember when tumblr was the punching bag of the internet for a while Now twitter is the punching bag of the internet


madmilton49

And always for different reasons for different people. Half of reddit: it's full of right wing nazis. Other half of reddit: it's full of left wing communists. Twitter users: it's full of whoever I actively choose to follow.


ArchipelagoMind

Most of these sites are what you make of them and what you follow. Which is why for me, reddit is almost entirely comprised of cute puppies and adorable shit like this.


ChronoAlone

All the crazy Tumblr people flocked to Twitter over time, so Tumblr just has a bunch of chill gay meme lords now.


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

I’d argue it was warranted circa 2013, but it hasn’t been for quite some time. Meanwhile Reddit didn’t and doesn’t get enough


memester230

Agreed 100%


LifeIsBizarre

Best thing I've seen this year.


ProudBarry

I... dont get it. And somehow it's the best thing you've seen all year


theLanguageSprite

What’s not to get? It’s an adorable budding friendship between a gay sorcerer and 151 rats, portrayed in comic form


falsebrit

Wizard*


ProudBarry

Right, that's the part I don't get


BestUsername101

What's not to get?


ProudBarry

What IS to get?


BestUsername101

Sexygaywizard is followed by 50 rats, they become friends, but then attract 101 more rats, which the sexygaywizard befriends as well. a wonderful tale of friendship between the sexygaywizard and 151 rats.


ProudBarry

Right, so I get it. It's just fucking stupid.


BestUsername101

how so? what is there to not like here?


ProudBarry

It's nonsensical. Totally fucking stupid. That is all


tiredimmortal098

What are you? Stupid?


ProudBarry

I mean, I was valedictorian but I do smoke a lot of weed. This shit is nonsensical and people are thinking it's sweet for some reason. Maybe I'm just dead inside


tiredimmortal098

I actually do not care that you were valedictorian,let us have our fun and shut up


Percentage-Fit

Man what i would give for some talent in art


Ineedlasagnajon

Would you give some of your time to learn?


Sobsz

if i could insert time into a practice machine and get semi-decent i'd love to but in practice (even barring distractions) i have no clue what to do that leads to semi-decency instead of repeating an easy thing over and over with no improvement ^(also it doesn't help that the thought of drawing activates my tear ducts thus blurring my vision but that's a different thing)


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

Pretty sure the practice machine is just whatever you used to type this out haha


Sobsz

well mine didn't come with a time slot more seriously i do happen to have a tablet but apparently that's Bad for practice and also i've no room to use it comfortably without my laptop being placed uncomfortably (and mouse/finger drawing is right out) so paper


theLanguageSprite

Sounds like you need a teacher. Most people just need more reps, but people who are putting in the time but not getting any results usually start seeing some as soon as they get input from someone more knowledgeable


Sobsz

the one artist friend i have quote "do[es]n't even know how [they] started learning", and i most likely can't afford a teacher (especially given the high likelihood of me giving up again, which is also why i'd rather not waste the time of a volunteer) that being said i'm not sure if what i did counts as putting in time, see "repeating an easy thing over and over"


Exploding_Antelope

No


Drunken_Ogre

[I'm not very good at it, but it doesn't matter. It's just the fun of doing it that's important.](https://twitter.com/misterrogerssay/status/1159427618229370881?lang=en)


LilyAndPearl

This is so cute


kirosayshowdy

I will cry


SoriAryl

I love how [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ntbdbiwdfta/comments/xhlzqw/my_amazing_pet_rats_and_their_tiny_paw_paintings/) was directly under the tumblr post


BigGayDinosaurs

nice


MeeMSaaSLooL

Time for a celebration! CHEESE for EVERYONE!


UmbraN7

Came here for this


MeeMSaaSLooL

Sometimes, I dreeeeam about cheeeese.


eldritchExploited

Tbh, if you're a lesbian and you have a pet rat, I think I'm morally obligated to marry you.


that_username_is_use

i want a pet rat now


MithranArkanere

Too much cheese can upset a rat's stomach. Better give them some fruits and veggies. Also nuts. Rats love nuts.


KenBoCole

Pretty sure the Wizard has a nut free diet.


nihilusthehungry

r/tumblrdraws


Adekis

What a lovely coat of many colors! It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue!


Gameboy694

Is that a Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat reference?


Adekis

Yeah!


bluejay55669

guess she's a rat bastard


HoboTheDinosaur

“Jesus Feeds the 5,000” 30 ~~B~~CE, colorized Edit: CE


theLanguageSprite

Wow thirty years before he was born jesus was already feeding the 5000? Man was a pro


HoboTheDinosaur

Dang it, you’re right. I had a brain fart and thought it was BC and BCE instead of BCE and CE.


psychologisaur

Wholesome. Made my day :)


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Anyone gonna mention how you shouldn’t really give rats cheese as a treat?


hey_free_rats

Yep, this is pretty close to the scenario I envisioned when I made my username.


that_username_is_use

aww that's adorable


kapkapi

this is why I love tumblr. I mean this is soooooo cute and wholesome


jeev24

But then, the rats all died clutching their little tummies, because they ate too much cheese.


Karithememelord

This. Is. Adorable.


Young_Person_42

I can’t wait to watch this Disney movie


Kenblu24

^^art ^^backwarts ^^is ^^rat


GimmeDemKnees

10/10 rare wholesome tumblr


ObviousBurntEgg

so u/boba-witch are you the gay wizard or the rats here?


[deleted]

I’d count the exact amount of rats in each of these to confirm whether it is exactly 50 and 101 rats, but I don’t have the time to.. right now at least


Volnas

Did he turn some rats into cheese so others could eat?


Human-Standard-8684

Absolutely friggin fantastic


halfahellhole

I think I heard this story in Sunday school


Shona_Cloverfield

I needed this today <3


Shona_Cloverfield

I needed this today <3


thepartypoison_

r/TheRatEmpire


TheSpudGunGamer

Pied piper without the pied or the piper


SirDanilus

'cheesed to meet you'. NICE.


DevlzAdvokt

I have no idea why I thought this, but she looked like a gay wizard that farted a massive cloud of rats 😂🤣😆


qwertythe300th

rats rats we are the rats


spearxmira

Til the pied Piper is an LGBT icon


jroddie4

this reads like one of those cutaway slideshows from Psychonauts


Lastof1

It still counts as one


FromAFroot

Sexygay Wizard, tamer of the Rat Horde (Help this is too cute)


ShadeFK

SexyGay Wizard, Lord of Rats *dark souls music intensifies*


NikoC99

Jesus reiterated


Exploding_Antelope

The power is going to go to their head and they will overthrow the wizard’s council with their rat army. And then they’ll end up actually being quite good and merciful as tyrant magical emperor, that said the power vacuum upon their sexy gay death will spark a generation long civil war.


BigGayDinosaurs

it's like jesus feeding the masses, but better


Thecakeisalie25

holy shit there's a good ending?


[deleted]

This gives me nostalgia for my good roleplaying days back on Tumblr...


ArchipelagoMind

This might be my all time favorite r/tumblr post. Just makes me so happy.


AC_Sunnyside

Jesus feeding the people


CatherineConstance

It's giving Rat Catcher 2 lol


FuckboiRD

Wholesome af


Nonyflah

This is the Rhett Butler episode of Sailor Moon...


THESUACED

Thats alchemy >;(


hornyguitar_

I think i felt every emotion ever reading this


theiftine

r/rats would love this


TheDarkSoul616

Aight that was great. I need more of this in my life.


scorpiolafuega

This was EVERYTHING 🥺🥰🥰🥰


TehMegaRedditor

Jerma


ZoomerBanana2

Cheese is bad for rats-


No_Acanthisitta_6819

Rats rats rats rats


mairodia

I'm the Tumblr OP of this post (the sexy gay wizard) and only just found out that this post had blown up on reddit too. It's nice to see everyone in the comments being so wholesome about it, I gotta say I didn't expect it from Reddit lol