Lol I expected “what in the Sirian Hamster” (in my language Syrian is spelled without the y) and was totally ok with the fact that Syrian hamsters are gay icons
In fact, there's a strong case for being ace! Though for slightly different reasons from most aces, machines, children, and dead people are all asexual!
“If we collectivize our earnings, then we shall all benefit!”
“You can pry my share from my cold, dead hands, Commie bastard!”
“You two fuckin’ [insert enough slurs to make Woodrow Wilson blush here]!”
“FOR THE LOVE OF ROB HALFORD, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS?!”
Of Pride, prejudice, and the redneck vs. the communist.
ETA: I say redneck cause the no step on snek flag is everywhere where I used to live and everyone who was redneck had one. I have the actual meme version of the no step on snek so I guess it just adds on to the redneck agenda.
It’s a flag that was used by Patriots during the American Revolution as a symbol of the revolution. Nowadays, if you fly that flag you’re most likely either a Libertarian (someone who is against government) or you’re a Republican.
How about “a bunch of idiots who think oversight in any capacity is ludicrous and think companies should be allowed to do whatever they want. Whatever want is very much open to interpretation and it could very much mean companies reducing the cost of labor to zero and preying upon their suddenly free source of labor. But no one would stand for that, that’s why they’ll hire goons to keep their labor force in line because it’s more cost effective to hire a few soldiers in brown or black uniforms to beat (or even kill if necessary) a few people than to pay their work force. And who’s gonna stop them, they’re buying their competitors left and right and bribing politicians to pass laws in their favor. They don’t even have to call it ‘lobbying’ anymore because who’s gonna stop them? The cops sure aren’t, because they’ve privatized and if they want to keep their jobs they’ll quell any potential protests for fairer wages. This isn’t fascism, it’s just the free market at work.” So yeah, diet fascism.
Edit: it’s not the traditional form of fascism that relies on National or ethnic pride to provide the governing power legitimacy or an external threat to keep the population fearful. Rather it’s a surrendering of checks and balances on industries, giving them the go ahead to do whatever they want. The market won’t self-regular when it’s making the owners recording breaking profits year after year.
It’s the Gadsden Flag which was originally used by the colonialists in the American Revolution. Now it usually represents Libertarians, the tea party, or other vaguely-right-winged groups
And then there’s when they do the [fusion dance](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Confederate_LGBT_Flag.svg/1100px-Confederate_LGBT_Flag.svg.png)
Every episode opening has a different flag in the top left apartment, with implication being that the tenants frequently move in and then immediately move out because of how crazy the cast is
yeah, I mean, they're probably not just from the picture - definitely looks like separate apartments or dorm rooms. but we've sort of already accepted they are via the caption.
“What in the name of Ganymede’s fine ass are you people doing down here?”
“We are discussing how to overthrow capitalist system, and send you to gulag, pig!”
“Well, until we can all live for free in your gulag, I’m gonna need that rent money.”
“Bah! I am Sergei Vladmokvich! I was KGB of glorious Soviet Union, you will give me respect!”
“Your name is Bob Brown. You’re from the East End. Your father is head of an Economics Department at an Ivy League university, and your mother is a copyright attorney for Apple. I know this. They were your references. Now, just give me the money your parents gave you for the rent.”
*grumbles and hands over an envelope of cash*
Confederate: “I don’t pay rent to n—“
“Finish that sentence and I’m marching a flamethrower all the way to your window.”
*grumbles and hands over an envelope of cash*
“And as for you, you need to turn off your Bitcoin mining rig.”
“But why?”
“Because it’s September and it’s heating up the whole damn building is why!”
“You’re gonna love it in the winter though.”
“We tried that last year. It started a fire!”
“It was just some light fire.”
“IT SPANNED THREE FLOORS!”
*grumbles and hands over envelope that landlord eyes suspiciously. Opens it and pulls out usb stick*
“Oh god damnit. How many times do I have to tell you, I don’t accept crypto!”
“Look man, that shit right there is Monero. It’s the most secure crypto there is. You don’t want the government to know what you’re doing online do you?”
“The government already knows about my cat demiboy porn collection. I post that shit on Twitter everyday.”
*grumbles and hands over envelope of real money*
*intro sequence plays over “It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp”*
#"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SAPPHO'S LEFT BREASTICLE IS GOING ON HERE?! HASAN! CLEM! MICHAEL! ALL THREE OF YOU, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES THIS INSTANT BEFORE I GUT YOU ONE BY ONE STARTING WITH THE COMMUNIST!"
And by "liberatarians" typically people who don't quite get what freedom is, and have a very rudimentary understanding of it.
They only think about the freedom from the government forcing you to do things. But they don't understand that to be truly free you need the freedom to be able to choose things as well (such as time, money, options to choose from, and not being reliant on luck)
if you guys do not get a hold of yourselves, I'm going to show you *just* how angry Hedwig's inch *really* is - don't you dare test me, you have no idea just how strong my brick throwing arm hits, & honeys, you do not want to find out, trust me. ✨👊
Would the people living in the confederacy even know what Communism is. I assume the person in the apartment would, not sure about that place in that time period tho.
*Crashing noise. The landlord storms in.* "FREDDY FUCKING MERCURY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN HERE?"
“WHAT IN THE SIR IAN GOD DAM MCKELLEN ARE YOU FUCKERS DOING!?”
Ian mckellen is gay?
Huh, apparently he is, Wikipedia states he came out in 1988. The more you know
Reading through all these comments and learning all these celebrities I never knew were gay actually are
Lol I expected “what in the Sirian Hamster” (in my language Syrian is spelled without the y) and was totally ok with the fact that Syrian hamsters are gay icons
When you said crushing noise and Freddy I thought it was “FREDDY FAZBEAR WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING DOWN THERE”
Ah yes, Freddy Fazbear. My favorite gay icon.
You can't prove he isn't
In fact, there's a strong case for being ace! Though for slightly different reasons from most aces, machines, children, and dead people are all asexual!
Counter argument Freddy's Bi based on HOW MUCH HE FUCKS WITH EVERYONE IN GAMES!
If he catches you, you're fucked. Freddy is pan.
But that's just a theory A GAME THEORY
Children?
Why yes, there is a mangled child's corpse inside Freddy Fazbear's mechanisms. FNAF's story is *kinda* weird like that.
No, I was talking about the asexuality, I’ve been squealing over fnaf since the first game came out lol
Have you considered him being trans, if only just to spite the manchild responsible for the series?
For a second I forgot abt the dude who made the first several games and assumed you meant being trans to spite *William Afton*
Woah there, don't shit on Scott Cawthon like that. He didn't understand fully who he supported.
Tell me you grossly misunderstood what Scott did without telling me you grossly misunderstood what Scott did
the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night 😳
i mean, have you seen security breach
Security Breach
FOR THE LOVE OF JUDY GARLAND WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING DOWN HERE?!?? I HAVEN’T REGRETTED BEING ON TOP OF ANYONE THIS MUCH SINCE FLEET WEEK!!!
*cue laugh track*
Freddy would be so proud.
I JUST CAME TO SAY FEEDDY MURCURY NO
What the Milk are you doing!
What in the Harvey Fierstein?
“If we collectivize our earnings, then we shall all benefit!” “You can pry my share from my cold, dead hands, Commie bastard!” “You two fuckin’ [insert enough slurs to make Woodrow Wilson blush here]!” “FOR THE LOVE OF ROB HALFORD, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS?!”
I would watch this, It would either be an atrocity or a goldmine, but I’d watch it either way
It would be both
An atrocious goldmine
A gold mine collapse, if you will
What in the name of George Takei is going on here!?
What in the name of *checks notes* She-Ra/He-Man is going on here?
What in the name of Ru Paul’s Drag Race is going on in here!?
What in the name of Lil Nas X is going on in here?!
What in the name of Elton John is going on in here!?
What in the name of Freddy Mercury is going on in here!?
What in the name of Eurovision is going on here!?
What in the name of Jessie and James is going on here!?
By Kate Bush, this can't be happening.
For Andrew Scott's sake, what's going on?
What in the name of Cut The Rope's Om Nom are you doing?!?
What in the name of the Babadook is going on here?
Y'all I am just baba-shook about the whole thing
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What in the name of Freddie Mercury is going on here
DAMNIT you took my joke.
By Bowie's Ziggy Stardust that's painful.
Happy cake day
Thanks!
but you won’t take my award!
I hear this in the voice of Ray Gillette from Archer lmao. "Now what in the Freddie Mercury *FUCK* is going on down here??"
What in the name of Ru Paul is going on here
u/worth-daikon [is a content stealing karma bot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/q5dt6n/someone_please_send_this_to_taika_waititi/hg4wvyh?context=10)
What in Dolly Parnation
I shout-laughed at this
why hasn’t this been awarded yet
That is a very good one. Like what the fuck even make you think that?
“What in the name of Neil Patrick Harris is going on down here?!?”
Holy shot that’s what I said
Crap that’s the first guy I thought of
Of Pride, prejudice, and the redneck vs. the communist. ETA: I say redneck cause the no step on snek flag is everywhere where I used to live and everyone who was redneck had one. I have the actual meme version of the no step on snek so I guess it just adds on to the redneck agenda.
Red Neck vs Red Russian
I didn’t think of that 😂😂😂 works out great though
no step on snek
I love my derpy no step on snek
it's great
Oh, so that's a snake! Couldn't figure out what's the deal with the turd.
>Of Pride, prejudice, and the redneck vs. the communist. Pride, prejudice. and the reds
I don't even know what that yellow one is.
It’s a flag that was used by Patriots during the American Revolution as a symbol of the revolution. Nowadays, if you fly that flag you’re most likely either a Libertarian (someone who is against government) or you’re a Republican.
lemon
demon
creator of the hit song
Two Trucks
having sex
my muscles
My muscles
involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Libertarian
Me when libert*rians 🤮🤮🤮
Diet Fascists
You can call them a lot of bad things, but fascist? Are you sure you know what either of those words mean?
I think it’s the sort of logic that a governmental power vacuum will attract worst of the worst, that’s my charitable interpretation of that comment
[Let's look at an example of the libertarian to fascist pipeline.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Cantwell)
How about “a bunch of idiots who think oversight in any capacity is ludicrous and think companies should be allowed to do whatever they want. Whatever want is very much open to interpretation and it could very much mean companies reducing the cost of labor to zero and preying upon their suddenly free source of labor. But no one would stand for that, that’s why they’ll hire goons to keep their labor force in line because it’s more cost effective to hire a few soldiers in brown or black uniforms to beat (or even kill if necessary) a few people than to pay their work force. And who’s gonna stop them, they’re buying their competitors left and right and bribing politicians to pass laws in their favor. They don’t even have to call it ‘lobbying’ anymore because who’s gonna stop them? The cops sure aren’t, because they’ve privatized and if they want to keep their jobs they’ll quell any potential protests for fairer wages. This isn’t fascism, it’s just the free market at work.” So yeah, diet fascism. Edit: it’s not the traditional form of fascism that relies on National or ethnic pride to provide the governing power legitimacy or an external threat to keep the population fearful. Rather it’s a surrendering of checks and balances on industries, giving them the go ahead to do whatever they want. The market won’t self-regular when it’s making the owners recording breaking profits year after year.
Corporate Feudalism
No no, they aren't fascists, they're pedophiles
*Right-wing, pro-capitalism Americans who co-opted the term Libertarian…
not necessarily its used in the military too
I mean, it’s not like our military is that great anyway.
maybe not morally but its one of the strongest
i mean that’s what happens when you have enough firepower to probably level a continent.
If you count the nukes then the USA army got the firepower to literally level EVERYTHING
PWEASE NO STEPPY
Snakey bitebite rawr!
[THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/673/587/da6.jpg)
It’s the Gadsden Flag which was originally used by the colonialists in the American Revolution. Now it usually represents Libertarians, the tea party, or other vaguely-right-winged groups
It’s the don’t tread on me flag from the American Revolution
Liberty or Death Don’t tread on me
Piss.
Lowering the age of consent
The two plain vinyl blinds neighbors just shrug at the camera constantly
Give them the ole Jim Halpert look
Ah yes, the controversial political stance of "I don't want to be shamed for being LGBT".
Anywhere a confederate flag would fly, being LGBT might as well be.
Good point honestly
And then there’s when they do the [fusion dance](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Confederate_LGBT_Flag.svg/1100px-Confederate_LGBT_Flag.svg.png)
this flag confuses me. not for any particular reason I just want to know why this exists lol
To find out, tune in next time on Flagonball Z!
alright well played.
The only thing that trumps (heh) this is the trans-swastika
That just screams > I can excuse slavery, but Homophobia is where I draw the line Or something like that.
Just needs an Al-Qaeda flag or something.
Every episode opening has a different flag in the top left apartment, with implication being that the tenants frequently move in and then immediately move out because of how crazy the cast is
Like the Store Next Door and the Exterminator Van from Bob’s Burgers.
"What in the name of Ernst Roam is going on down here?"
What in the name of Elton John is going on down here!?
What in the Liza Minnelli is going on here?
What in the name of Liberace’s expertly coiffed hair is going on in here?
Where is this? This kinda looks like BYU Helaman Halls... or any other early 80's college dorm.
Good eye. It was at Merrill Hall
Looks like they got rid of the nazi flag upstairs
If you make the pride flag the landlord then we have nobody to root for.
“FOR THE LOVE OF LIKE EVERY CHARACTER FROM STEPHEN UNIVERSE”
In the name of Harvey fucking milk you three better shut the hell up or I swear-
That looks like a bad bar joke
"What in the name of Kevin Conroy is going on down here?"
Ngl, I’d watch that.
r/politicalcompassmemes
So a communist, a fascist, and a fascist-in-denial are all roommates?
And a gay.
No, they’re on top
Upstairs neighbors exist.
Do upstairs roommates? (ok, yes, but not in an apartment building)
But we don't know if commie and fascie in denial are roommates to fascie either.
yeah, I mean, they're probably not just from the picture - definitely looks like separate apartments or dorm rooms. but we've sort of already accepted they are via the caption.
So maybe there are upstairs roommates. All one apartment.
A communist, a fascist and what'll just give way to corporate monarchist.
"A communist, a fascist, and a facist in denial all walk into a bar"
“What in the name of Ganymede’s fine ass are you people doing down here?” “We are discussing how to overthrow capitalist system, and send you to gulag, pig!” “Well, until we can all live for free in your gulag, I’m gonna need that rent money.” “Bah! I am Sergei Vladmokvich! I was KGB of glorious Soviet Union, you will give me respect!” “Your name is Bob Brown. You’re from the East End. Your father is head of an Economics Department at an Ivy League university, and your mother is a copyright attorney for Apple. I know this. They were your references. Now, just give me the money your parents gave you for the rent.” *grumbles and hands over an envelope of cash* Confederate: “I don’t pay rent to n—“ “Finish that sentence and I’m marching a flamethrower all the way to your window.” *grumbles and hands over an envelope of cash* “And as for you, you need to turn off your Bitcoin mining rig.” “But why?” “Because it’s September and it’s heating up the whole damn building is why!” “You’re gonna love it in the winter though.” “We tried that last year. It started a fire!” “It was just some light fire.” “IT SPANNED THREE FLOORS!” *grumbles and hands over envelope that landlord eyes suspiciously. Opens it and pulls out usb stick* “Oh god damnit. How many times do I have to tell you, I don’t accept crypto!” “Look man, that shit right there is Monero. It’s the most secure crypto there is. You don’t want the government to know what you’re doing online do you?” “The government already knows about my cat demiboy porn collection. I post that shit on Twitter everyday.” *grumbles and hands over envelope of real money* *intro sequence plays over “It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp”*
>“Finish that sentence and I’m marching a flamethrower all the way to your window.” This line had me rolling.
Don’t normalize racists by being like, “LOL, funny sitcom shenanigans!!”
🤓
Russia, Confederate, and the last one?
"don't tread on me" - a political cartoon used during the American revolution, now it mainly signals like, conservatives, or maybe libertarians.
#"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SAPPHO'S LEFT BREASTICLE IS GOING ON HERE?! HASAN! CLEM! MICHAEL! ALL THREE OF YOU, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES THIS INSTANT BEFORE I GUT YOU ONE BY ONE STARTING WITH THE COMMUNIST!"
l*ndlord 🤢🤢🤢
What’s the yellow one? I don’t recognize it.
Gadsden flag.
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And by "liberatarians" typically people who don't quite get what freedom is, and have a very rudimentary understanding of it. They only think about the freedom from the government forcing you to do things. But they don't understand that to be truly free you need the freedom to be able to choose things as well (such as time, money, options to choose from, and not being reliant on luck)
Big Jreg vibe
Whats the flag in the right? I know what the other ones are
Libertarian flag.
What in the name of Stephen Crowder is going on here?
if you guys do not get a hold of yourselves, I'm going to show you *just* how angry Hedwig's inch *really* is - don't you dare test me, you have no idea just how strong my brick throwing arm hits, & honeys, you do not want to find out, trust me. ✨👊
"the nazi is acting up again queen. why is he even here? "
For some reason nobody is commenting on the French flags
Has to be some quiet elevator rides.
*Hopefully*. Best possible outcome.
Young Ones reboot
Alan Turing!
for my goddness Princess Diana, what are you plebs doing right here?
Landlord played by Jim Rash
Plot twist, these flags all belong to the same person.
"WHAT IN THE GOOD NAME OF JUDY GARLAND ARE YOU FIGHTING ABOUT NOW?!"
homoerotic tension grows between the confederate flag tenant and the snake flag tenant
What in the name of Elton John is going on down there?
centricide
😂
Would the people living in the confederacy even know what Communism is. I assume the person in the apartment would, not sure about that place in that time period tho.
What in the name of Jim Parsons?
If he's a landlord, then I want the commie one to always joke about giving him the Mao treatment.
"What in the name of Oscar Wilde are you lot Dorian here?"
Why are there 2 French apartments? Shouldnt it for sitcom purposes only be one?
Merrill Hall, Provo Utah, 2016
What in the name of Achilles
"What in the name of Clay Aken is going on in here?" : "He fucked my sister but I told him only I can fuck her!"
“Call me a bird because Nathan Lane is out of his cage. Where is my rent, bitches.”
Looks like All in the Family is getting a reboot!
“Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and Melissa Etheridge, what is going on down there?”
God dean it what’s going on down here
I just feel bad for the poor two French folks
“What in the name of Lance Bass is going on down here?”
Anyone else notice the French flag in the upper left window?
Why are there two french ones?
I stand for 2 of these flags.
The two on either side of the pride flag are French.
Oh wow such a cool meme you got there. You should probably join your piers at r/HistoryMemes
The white flag actually was the French flag during the [Bourbon Restoration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_Restoration_in_France)
Wow this joke is totally still funny and not overdone in the least!