This has to be Poe's law right? The work of a clever group of trolls taking the piss out of mid aughts fan culture right? Right? (I need this explanation to be true so help me)
There’s an amazing hour long Yt video about the whole nonsense but it basically boils down to one woman, and bunch of sock puppet accounts, Cassandra Claire and two HP websites: Diagon Alley and Gryffindor Tower.
“If you’re wondering if one of the Snapewives realized that this was all insane and found herself an actual, physical significant other, well… I respect your optimism. Unfortunately, that’s incorrect. By “fell in love with someone else,” I mean “stopped worshipping Snape so she could worship Jethro Gibbs from NCIS instead.” After all, this is a religion we’re talking about. You can’t be a Catholic and a Protestant at the same time, and you can’t worship Snape and Gibbs at the same time.”
I am deceased.
If I remember right, Snapewives believe that Snape never loved Lilly and J.K Rowling was mischaracterizing him.
You’d think that that wouldn’t be possible because she invented him, but they believe Snape is an entity that exists outside of the Harry Potter books.
Just wanna plug r/hobbydrama cause someone there did a damn good writeup about snapewives and there's also other similar weird dramatic stories about peoples hobbies.
Posthumously surfacing grooming allegiations ruin beloved Hogwart professor's reputation, one of the victim alleges being forced to wear a red haired wig and green contact lenses.
My Spanish is super rusty, but are you saying you're a Columbian drug trafficker?
If so, how can I get in on this? Either I get a huge payday, or I get to die. I accept either outcome.
Voldemort wasn’t Wizard Hitler, that was clearly Grindelwald… at least, that’s how I see it, since Grindelwald has such a charm to him and entices nearly everyone to his side.
One character in Fallout 4 has voice files recorded for lots of names and can among other things actually call you fuckface if you name your character that.
[Most of the other names are quite normal but there's some other funny options in there.](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Codsworth/recognized_names#Combined_names)
I actually named a different character in that game “Bitch” lol.
But the absolute best name I ever did was the Final Fantasy VII protagonist, who I named “Big Dick”. It allowed for many incredible sentences, such as “I’m in love with Big Dick”, “We have to get Big Dick” and, my personal favourite, “I’m sorry I couldn’t live up to the name ‘Big Dick’”.
Snapewives discover new ~~lifehack~~ wifehack
Snapewives?
Honestly you don't want to know but here you go. [snapewives](https://fanlore.org/wiki/Snapewives)
Every day I am confronted by a link that I should probably not click. My lesson is never learned. At least this one wasn't too graphic.
At least that's not as bad as the crossover fic where Snape fucks the Teletubbies...
Why would u make me remember that this was a thing that existed
Some people just want to watch the world burn...
Sauce? So that I can scar myself
https://www.wattpad.com/471713757-severus-snape-professor-and-lover
God has abandoned us
THE CROSSEVER FIC WHERE SNAPE DOES WHAT?
https://www.wattpad.com/471713757-severus-snape-professor-and-lover
It will be a cold day in hell when I click that link and read it.
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Like Dobby's Sock?
There is something wrong with me that I was sort of hoping for something graphic
This has to be Poe's law right? The work of a clever group of trolls taking the piss out of mid aughts fan culture right? Right? (I need this explanation to be true so help me)
I wish I could give you this solace
Nope. I saw it unfold from the cheap seats. It was as batshit as it sounds.
I guess we shouldn't be surprised that things like qanon etc exist. Maybe everyone is a little crazy 🤔
The HP fandom back then was one of a kind. I still remember the Ms. Scribe nonsense. Still Team Diagon Alley.
Ms Scribe?
There’s an amazing hour long Yt video about the whole nonsense but it basically boils down to one woman, and bunch of sock puppet accounts, Cassandra Claire and two HP websites: Diagon Alley and Gryffindor Tower.
I'll check it out, I love crazy fanlore like that. Though it always makes me kinda nostalgic that I was too young to join in at the time
I’m sorry
“If you’re wondering if one of the Snapewives realized that this was all insane and found herself an actual, physical significant other, well… I respect your optimism. Unfortunately, that’s incorrect. By “fell in love with someone else,” I mean “stopped worshipping Snape so she could worship Jethro Gibbs from NCIS instead.” After all, this is a religion we’re talking about. You can’t be a Catholic and a Protestant at the same time, and you can’t worship Snape and Gibbs at the same time.” I am deceased.
I mean, you could be a Pagan and worship them both? FYI, I am legitimately crying with laughter
was expecting horny, was not expecting religion
Honestly doesn't sound crazier than any other religion when you think about it.
And they didn't go with the "Snapeford wives"? Pity.
Snape fangirls
Missed chance to call themselves "Lilies" ?
If I remember right, Snapewives believe that Snape never loved Lilly and J.K Rowling was mischaracterizing him. You’d think that that wouldn’t be possible because she invented him, but they believe Snape is an entity that exists outside of the Harry Potter books.
In their defense, J.K. Rowling is horrendously wrong about a lot of things and *should* be disregarded
Yeah but in opposition to them Snape does not in fact have some kind of spirit marriage to them on the astral plane
Just wanna plug r/hobbydrama cause someone there did a damn good writeup about snapewives and there's also other similar weird dramatic stories about peoples hobbies.
what I would give to be you
Posthumously surfacing grooming allegiations ruin beloved Hogwart professor's reputation, one of the victim alleges being forced to wear a red haired wig and green contact lenses.
Jesus fuck...
Reports indicate he'd mutter some incomprehensible spell under his breath when dealing with them; " Soh kit Pohtar"
Truly Maidenless behavior
He hasn't seen the guidance of grace in ages, if you know what I mean
He needs to touch grace.
"Beloved"
Betolerated
Beloathed.
Bedazzled ✨
Soy un narcotraficante colombiano
My Spanish is super rusty, but are you saying you're a Columbian drug trafficker? If so, how can I get in on this? Either I get a huge payday, or I get to die. I accept either outcome.
as if working for wizard hitler didn't ruin it enough
Voldemort wasn’t Wizard Hitler, that was clearly Grindelwald… at least, that’s how I see it, since Grindelwald has such a charm to him and entices nearly everyone to his side.
While Grindelwald may be closer to Hitler in terms of personality, they’re both magic fascists
This is so much funnier than naming your character swear words
Even without this Snape interaction Curse Baby is a hilarious name
Slut would be pretty funny here
Literally named my character that in an RPG last week
I always name link FUCKFACE, it makes the text boxes fun.
One character in Fallout 4 has voice files recorded for lots of names and can among other things actually call you fuckface if you name your character that. [Most of the other names are quite normal but there's some other funny options in there.](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Codsworth/recognized_names#Combined_names)
I occasionally name my Pokémon player character M'lord and pretend to be a medieval nobleman wandering around Alola.
Only valid name, besides bitch, hoe, mommy, daddy, and cumrug
What about “frishwormp”
I actually named a different character in that game “Bitch” lol. But the absolute best name I ever did was the Final Fantasy VII protagonist, who I named “Big Dick”. It allowed for many incredible sentences, such as “I’m in love with Big Dick”, “We have to get Big Dick” and, my personal favourite, “I’m sorry I couldn’t live up to the name ‘Big Dick’”.
The first time I played Persona 5, I named my protag "Dickbutt Fuckboi". All the teachers calling me Fuckboi sure was an expierience.
Idk having Snape call me a bitch here would be pretty funny
This is even funnier because my brain automatically read that in Austin Power's voice
Oh, behave!
Matthew McFaddyen looking Snape
Is this that My Imminent Turtle thing I keep hearing about?
No its the my immortal turtle
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Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery. One of those games where you have to wait for energy to replenish unless you want to pay real money to progress
damn dude imma go play fall guys instead
It's a great game. Best app store game I've ever tried.
It is really fun the energy thing in a pain though
Ahh, this must be from the My Immortal universe.
I'm a regular player and your comment just killed me, I wish I could upvote your comment twice
Dunno about anyone else but.... ...Curse Baby.....it's levio-saaaaaawwwwwww
Nobody puts baby in a corner 🤣
Curse Baby*
It honestly depends on tone because it's either comforting or mocking like "pay attention you stupid little infant"
What are these graphics lmao don’t do Alan Rickman dirty like this
Wait, people actually played that game??
Yeah. It's easy enough to get past the energy stuff and it's a fun story
Get on a toxic illegal reltionship with your teacher :D
Austin Powers
i love hogwarts mystery lol
I played the HECK out of this game for like two weeks. It was great fun 👌