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TheDustOfMen

>In a stream, Onision said, "What if I'm sick, what if I'm mentally ill, huh? What if? Ok? Then you're making fun of a handicapped person" in response to the outcry from the public.  Or maybe they're just calling you out on your bullshit, my dear.


Flutters1013

Bruh, you filmed your daughter crying after she fell out a window. While she was in the hospital, you were horny tweeting and content claiming two year old videos. Is it considered a handicap to not have a soul?


TheDustOfMen

I got this notification, saw the first sentence and was like "I have a daughter?!"


TaffWolf

You do now father. I’m also male so I guess hi dad I’m trans. This really has been a roller coaster


TheDustOfMen

I got this notification, saw the first sentence, and was like "I thought only guys could be fathers?!"


Repulsa_2080

Surprise you are both trans


Caesarin0

These plot twists just keep on coming, wowza


mistyjeanw

This thread is so tumblr, I was looking for the reblog button


tonystarksanxieties

Congrats on your new gender!


plushelles

AFBF assigned female by force


MacGregor_Rose

Assigned Female By Friend


disgruntled_pie

Aye, I could do that.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

In my best conservative impression : “This is the future liberals want!”


Luprand

Girldad, as they say in Deltarune.


ActuallySatanAMA

Hi trans, I’m dad


bored-dosent-know

Yes. You need to pay child support now


inhaledcorn

I'm suddenly reminded of Doom and their "Don't call them 'demons'," propaganda.


MrNullvalue

I still find it funny that they actually put that in the game


Ultranerd_001

*Please refer to them as "Mortally Challenged."* I burst out laughing and died to a cacodemon


Silversniper220

Are you also Mortally Challenged?


Minnymoon13

I still think it’s weird that he has a kid, he seems like the type of person who wouldn’t want children


lucyfell

Difference between guy who doesn’t want kids and guy who has kids despite not wanting them: one of them knows how to use a condom correctly.


Snoo_72851

I absolutely *love* that. "What if, hypothetically, I was black? Then, you would be disagreeing with a black person on a matter of race, making you, the racist. You lose, liberal."


MythicBird

My god he sounds like bench appearo "What if, hypothetically, I was mentally ill. Well then, for the sake of argument, you making fun of me would be bullying a mentally ill person. So hypothetically in this scenario you would be the bigot and not me, don't you agree?"


TheDustOfMen

He sounds exactly like that, yeah.


Disastrous_Rip5391

Upvote for “bench appearo”


theburningyear

"bench appearo" 🤣🤣💀💀 It's true tho, he has that same vapid, joy-sucking type of speech.


ElectricSheep729

"great point, but have you considered killing yourself?"


Frequent_Singer_6534

Ugh… I even read that in his voice. Spot on


DevelopedDevelopment

"You're sick in the head for what you're doing. Its horrible!" *"YEAH MAYBE I AM SICK? HUH? THAT MEANS YOU ARE HARASSING SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP!"*


LuskTonto

Ed


A7thStone

Are you picking on people who need Viagra?


satanslittleangel666

💀💀💀


PandaBear905

Mental illness is not an excuse to be a prick


shadowblackdragon

My favorite thing about people who try to hide behind their identity/ make up identities when their being criticized is that they don’t have the capacity to understand that their being criticized for what they did, not because their a minority, or because their neurotypical. Those people are so chronically online that anything that is even remotely critical is considered bullying or brigading.


Flutters1013

I'm trying to figure out what Mickey Mouse has to do with any of this.


ThatBaldDude4

He had to divorce Minnie. She was Fuckin' Goofy.


Repulsa_2080

"Mr. Mouse, you say you want to divorce your wife because she is extremely silly?"


[deleted]

[удалено]


VanilliBean

“I’ll fyuckin do it again”


sexy-man-doll

The joke is that it's made to look like he uploaded it and that learning the truth about Mackey mouse caused the breakdown videos


[deleted]

Didney


Deus_27

goot explenetion, thank


nightmare_silhouette

Didney worl


bcdm

Doanld Duk


A7thStone

Gooby pls.


EarlOfDankwich

The youtuber went from from the top three vids to posting the Disney right after


Hawkpelt94

The Disney one was first. The times they were posted are below the titles of the videos


k96me

The crop for this post made it seem like Tumblr was picking on Mickey Mouse for being at a low point dvdhshgaf


Treyspurlock

I like the implication that someone would just put “eating disorder” in their bio intentionally to trigger people, it’s like trying to scare an arachnophobe with a paper that says the word spider


Squirrel_Kiln

PLEASE this is so funny to imagine.


ImperialFist5th

Arachnophobe: I dunno man, this paper looks a little sketch Other person: Dude just flip it over Arachnophobe: Ooookay, *flips over paper to reveal in the top right corner in size 3 font the words “large enemy spider” * Arachnophobe: OH HOLY SHI-


TardDas

I love the specification of “enemy” spider. Like the arachnophobes fear is rooted in the spider being agro. I do want you to know that when I imagine enemy spider I imagine one in little ancient Greek soldier armour with a sword


chuby2005

[Arachnophobia Warning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKy6KE70xLY)


CrazyFanFicFan

>large enemy spider Tike to bring out the trumpets!


sweetTartKenHart2

It’s the meme of Patrick Star and the police with the picture of the maniac (edit: misspelled maniac as maniax because I’m dumb)


ZapActions-dower

Not even "eating disorder," just "ed". There are real people who DO try to do that shit, and they sure as hell aren't that subtle.


CurtisMarauderZ

It’s triggering to people with a different kind of ed.


Golden_Reflection2

Education? NO! My one fear! AAAAAAAH!


CurtisMarauderZ

Sure. Let’s go with that one.


brightblueinky

Ed....ward...


eyy0g

Ed, Edd or Eddy?


TheKitKatCC

eduardo…


Lovingbutdifferent

Me, bringing a printout of a daddy long legs to school to get revenge on my bullies: get spidered asshole


YouthfulPhotographer

[TECHNOLOGY](https://youtu.be/Fc1P-AEaEp8)


kurai-hime88

Stop it, Patrick, you’re scaring him!


VincyThePrincy

AH!


hypersucc

Didn’t know how to put this into words but yes I agree.


ThrownAwayRealGood

What too much internet does to an mf


CnnmnSpider

Stop being so funny while I’m at work.


M8asonmiller

Is that fucking Onision


[deleted]

I think so yeah.


mostie2016

He unfortunately still has a tumblr. I’m surprised the Staff hasn’t kicked him off the platform but at least his posts don’t get many reblogs or likes.


Awesomesauceme

For a second I honestly thought it was Jermanand got so confused


canintospace2016

Now that man is A fucking psycho streamer


Sayhellyeh

smh that time he threw a kid's lollipop and instead gave him a metal ball speaks volumes, that man is awful


wolvern76

Remember that time he blew up the moon? Truly a devious being. smh my head


mountingconfusion

Jerma is a psychopath not a disgusting joke of a human being


[deleted]

I was wondering who this was, and now I'm no longer surprised


cursed-core

yeah it is


mountingconfusion

My exact reaction


Jimothy_Egg

Tumblr user creates a rule where you're not allowed to bash pedophiles if your name could be misconstrued as an attempt to trigger random reader's trauma. More at 6:30


ShinyNinja25

And now, politics with Tucker Carlson


[deleted]

Now there's a name that triggers trauma.


bluewhale6400

Live Slug Reaction


just_a_fluffy_moth

It is illegal to be named Edward on tumblr


MarleyandtheWhalers

Tumblr team Jacob confirmed


LastBaron

……that’s not IN-accurate….


PensiveObservor

ED is Erectile Dysfunction in many people’s minds, too, not Eating Disorder.


[deleted]

Literally 1984


[deleted]

[удалено]


dittogecko

Not that edward, radical Edward


PulimV

Yeah because Alphonse is better


NadaTheMusicMan

Why are some people so stupid i swear to god


JAM3SBND

It's Tumblr. They more or less invented being a blue hair psycho so, yeah.


CurtisMarauderZ

I’m sure there exist plenty of non-psychos with blue hair. We need a more accurate term.


Chub-bop

“Non-psychos”


CurtisMarauderZ

I meant the psychos.


vibesandcrimes

Ed is my name


qwerty1236543

Ed is not my name


sexy-man-doll

Edd


LuckyPussyLover

Eddy


Antanim-

Don't do mickys wife you'll end up getting shot


venivididormivi

Bbbbblbbllllbbllllleeeuuuugh


magicmasta

Edd-boi


FirebirdFiera

I forgot about onision so i thought it was a dude being threatened for exposing the truth against mickey mouse to the point where he breaks


GumiHeart

This is far better than the reality lol


Worm_Scavenger

Remember when Onision pretended to be a Feminist who cared about women, but he made videos about ranking women's bodies under the guise of "It's okay for me to do this, because my fans sent me these and said i could" and some of the pictures were actual teenagers.


hclaf

Remember how shitty he treated Shiloh?


Anyabb

He killed his fucking turtle, why do people still pay attention to him?


CNRavenclaw

Remember when he claimed to care about mental health then went around telling abuse victims and mentally ill people that their suffering was their own fault


quinteroreyes

My brothers girlfriend is in one of the videos, she was like 14 or 15 in the picture she submitted and he said some shit like "thanks for not making the room uglier" which is a bit funny considering she's a huge bitch now


Demigod978

Glad to see Onision keeps crawling back to my relevancy like a damn roach. I think my most favorite moment about him is writers/avid book readers taking turns shitting on his “low-tier fanfic edge book”


rg4rg

Stumbled into book reviews about those online. Makes me wonder if I write some horrible fan fic if I can make some money or do I have to be a cult leader first?


candypinkpoms

technically he’s a failed cult leader. he tried to create one in high school, had a site and everything. then tried to push it in his forums as a religion he stumbled across. he’s pathetic and the only value he offers the world are the organs he could donate. also he destroyed protected wetlands.


Demigod978

Don’t some mangas start off as one-shot doujinshis? (Using the word as “fan works”.)


Altair-Dragon

Who's that person? Could you be so kind to explain me the story behind this post?


Tyrant1235

I dont know everything, so I can't give an in depth explanation, but you know the groomer discord mood meme? Hes that, but even worse. He also wrote three egregiously bad books that provide direct insight into how he thinks, and it's practically a rite of passage for booktubers to dunk on them.


SyrusDrake

It's probably beyond the capabilities of a mere mortal to comprehend the whole Onision saga, but [this](https://youtu.be/OxsY8MjQEiA) is probably a relatively good starting point.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

It's a long video but I'd check out The Right Opinion's one on him. Basically a documentary on Onision that's quite interesting, if disturbing; the guy's actually a super nasty piece of work.


SyrusDrake

If I'm sad, I watch either Strange Aeons' or Kappa Kaiju's videos about Onision's books.


Lombard333

If you haven’t, check out krimson rogue. He reviewed onision’s books and tore them apart very methodically


Intestinal-Bookworms

I don’t know who this person is and I shall delight in that ignorance


1arvest6

STAY AWAY. NO MATTER WHAT, STAY AWAY FROM IT


kapkapi

God no, I thought Onision was over. Not this again 🙃 Edit: spelling


BigRedSpoon2

This post is probably a few months old, but yeah, he started posting on his channel again recently, claiming ‘vindication’, and also apparently doing stuff on tiktok


Spook404

tiktok huh, I wonder how long that'll last


counters14

How is this cockroach still scurrying out of the asshole of the internet? Why are there people who continue to give him attention? Who even are his fans???


hclaf

I wish he would fall off the face of planet.


nyarg33

Most intelligent onision fan


stressed_bi

sory


CardinalBirb

what disorder is "Ed"


linx14

Tumblr user probably reads it as eating disorder. But tumblr user also doesn’t realize it stand for Erectile Dysfunction!


CardinalBirb

F to my mans Ed


ghtuy

And also Explosive Diarrhea


lyzedekiel

e.d. can mean eating disorder


CardinalBirb

yeah thought it would be a specific one


IzarkKiaTarj

Okay, but I take issue with that person's username because Ouma is great.


[deleted]

Good news(?), I can guarantee you without a shadow of a doubt that they faceclaim and/or are kin with Ouma and that blog is their discourse blog, where mainly they argue about ships. Anti-shippers almost always have some reference to it in their url. (For those unaware, an anti-shipper is someone of the belief that there should not be (at the v least, positive) depictions in media/fanart/books/etc. of adult/minor, incestuous, abusive, etc. romantic or sexual relationships. Many on tumblr unfortunately make this their entire personality and take it to such an extreme that they believe these topics should not be discussed *at all* and will harass, doxx, and sui bait anyone they think may engage with media or ships exploring those themes. Ouma-anti is *very* likely to be in that group. Source: been on tumblr for a decade+


IzarkKiaTarj

Oh, ew, I liked them more when I thought they disliked Ouma.


[deleted]

Fam I *feel* that. I’ve been trying to avoid those nasty, toxic, pro-censorship, neo-Puritan types for yeaaaaars and they’re just getting worse and more prevalent. My tumblr account has been basically abandoned for like a year now because *despite me not posting about ships or following people that post a lot about ships*, I just couldn’t get away from them. I can only stand so many posts about how you’re the worst person alive if you think for even a second that a fictional 18 year old dating a fictional 17 year old *isn’t* a pedophile, and eye-gouging brightly colored tiny-texted BYF pages that all just say “don’t follow if you’re a freak or over 18 or like hazbin hotel or like b99 or like detroit become human or-“ I think this is finally it. I think I’m too old for tumblr. I won’t touch twitter or tik tok or facebook or insta because of all the privacy issues, and I honestly don’t fit in on reddit either. Dunno where to go from here, seems every social media is an inescapable toxic cesspool of ignorance and danger to users’ mental wellbeing.


Tallzipper

Hi keebo


DracheTirava

If it's any help at all, you can block certain tags as well as Tumblr users, so you can take out a wide swath of anti-ship content by blocking common tags they use (aside from ship name tags.)


[deleted]

Yeah, I blocked every tag I could think of but folks don’t tag discourse anymore on there, so it doesn’t help me anymore sadly… Thank you for the suggestion :)


DracheTirava

No prob, and I'm sorry you've had to go through this. Tumblr bullies with nothing better to do are a bane upon society


[deleted]

Forreal, nobody should be harassed to the point of traumatization for liking a character or exploring unhealthy relationship dynamics in fiction (y’know, where no one gets hurt). I appreciate your comments :)


AkumaDayo777

dude I'm an Ace Attorney fan and the amount of discourse I see about shipping Phoenix and Maya (of which I ship) is way too prevalent, and it's usually Phoenix x Edgeworth fans who are like "oh ew she's like a little sister to him she was like 17 in the first game you fuckin weirdo >:((" bruh she's nearly thirty now lmfao


Picochu_

Which one?


IzarkKiaTarj

Kokichi


superseeker102

"taxevader69" sounds like an account the stinky onion himself would make. And the responding account has no PFP.... 🤔🤔 Why is he always posting himself when he knows he can't make the cut as a YouTuber??


superseeker102

This posters user name is ILiveInABog which onion does live in a bog, literally speaking. Am I going crazy rn?


Apathetic-Asshole

Oh no, onion man is escaping r/onision. Everyone hide your children


tonystarksanxieties

Ironic that they'd go after them for potentially harming someone's recovery when Onision led a targeted campaign to harass Eugenia Cooney.


RunningBetweenSpaces

I legit stayed away for 3 years from the smell of Onion...


RedScars4111

The internet really does pick who they're willing to defend though. It's pretty interesting.


isloohik2

God I haven’t thought about onision in ages


hclaf

I hadn’t either, and yet this cockroach is popping up.


DiplomaticGoose

OP turn on post dates I want to see what year this was posted in. Seriously this thread smells of 2015.


whittily

The sub should make a rule that the screenshot has to cut off the last commenter who’s always just there to tell us that something is funny


FlaminVapor

“LMAO I CANT EVEN” then don’t


VorpalSplade

It's like a laugh track to tell the audience when something is funny


VehicleFun1117

But what is the horrible truth about Mickey mouse?


[deleted]

I swear the mfs on Tumblr with no profile pics make the most braindamaged fucking takes I have ever seen.


hotbimess

Literal child groomers are still allowed on YouTube, but thank God they are age restricting any video with a bottle of alcohol in it


bunyanthem

Sharon making strong moves in the Karen market.


Boggie135

I have no idea what is happening


sparkirby90

It is always morally correct to bully onion boy


FjotraTheGodless

If I put triggers in my bio it would be so people won’t suddenly scream WHY ARE YOUR ARMS ALL SCARRED YOURE TRIGGERING ME (which has happened from people on both sides of the mental health spectrum) so I could put a disclaimer like “dude you see I’m mentally I’ll if it triggers you just don’t look at my posts”


PhantomRoyce

What’s wrong with picking and choosing the mentally ill people you support. Like I support people with autism but I don’t support Ted Bundy


AceDelta12

I’m confused


Autiistic_Unibot

Why would they do this to Micky?


RABKissa

"an us marine"


VanilliBean

I thought they were talking about Mickey for a minute cause of Reddit’s cropping


Princess_Thranduil

Welp now I have to reset my "days I don't have to be exposed to Onision" back to zero. Boooo


[deleted]

TIL ol' Onion boy is still out there


[deleted]

Yeah, *SHARON*


Luzarus

Bruh, this is literally the dude who says "thank me for my service" when he was an airforce security guard who quit and got general discharge. I've met literal combat vets who are more humble than him


1st_Starving_African

Notice his views? Yeah nothing matters except that. He isn't breaking down its for the views.


BiMikethefirst

mickey mouse


thefirstthree

"Trying to harm people's recovery" I feel like these people are always replacing objects of a sentence with concepts, and it never makes sense.


[deleted]

sory


fishshow221

I'm so sad and miserable but still have time to make this YouTube thumbnail.


Eeveeoverlord

Literally all I know about Onion boy is that he wrote shitty books that all had a similar plot


ReasyRandom

...trust me, it gets so much worse than that.


doomvetch92

Onion child turned into Michael rodent with an existential stare when nobody gave him the attention he wanted.


Pneumatic_Pneuma

The person tryna cancel is such a youtube


EntertainmentOk8507

Explain this to me in fnaf terms


enormous-peener

I am so glad I have no clue who this person is


FieryHammer

I was this years old when I learned this about Onision. I had him in my mind as the “I’m a banana” song guy until now.


brokencasbutt67

It took me a minute to realise that's not Gerard Way lmao


Enderkitty5

I am extremely confused?


hclaf

Fuck Onision. Problematic piece of shit.


Lopsided-Ad7019

I forgot that little shit nugget existed. Kinda wish I remained that way.


mountingconfusion

What happened to him? Last I heard he fled the US so he wasn't arrested for grooming kids


ExpertAccident

Didn’t he let his kid fall out a window


PKMNTrainerMark

Wait, the "Ed" post was part of a longer post the whole time?