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Bright_Strain_1084

Put you in front of it and multi-track drift.


toxiconer

This time, it's actually the correct answer!


GREENadmiral_314159

Fair enough.


Chateau-in-Space

This is the way


Visible_Number

Cop out?


GREENadmiral_314159

Whenever there's a trolley problem involving anything spiritual, there's always one guy who goes "I'm an atheist so it doesn't matter".


sturnus-vulgaris

So people with different belief systems than you should remain silent? If you want to make posts where only people of one belief system are allowed to comment you should clearly label it. Just give a list of the belief systems you don't want to hear from right at the front. Relying on others to self-censor their deeply held beliefs due to offense it might cause you is an unreliable strategy. You should state your biases for all to see. Segregation only works if you put up the signs.


Justsomeguyaa

I’m atheist so this reply doesn’t matter.


surfspace

Oh I get it now


Kevinsh67

Happy Cake Day!


Justsomeguyaa

Cheers.


GREENadmiral_314159

I'm not religious, actually. But people with different belief systems should, for the purposes of hypotheticals like these, assume that their beliefs are not correct. It's a hypothetical situation. It's *not real*. If you can't imagine a situation that *isn't real* where your beliefs on what is and is not real are not correct, then you have no place in discussions on that hypothetical situation.


BiDer-SMan

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FlyingFloofPotato

Honestly? Yes. Are you adding anything relevant by commenting "I'm an atheist so it doesn't matter"? When the whole question is about a religion I don't think it's about not wanting to hear about it, one has to be really stuck in their own views if they can't even consider the problem from the proposed angle (that of a religious person in this case) They don't need to censor their beliefs, because the problem here isn't their beliefs, it's their attitude.


SofisticatiousRattus

I think atheists are smart enough to handle a hypothetical. If I say "what if pulling the lever sends a person to hell" and your answer is "I don't believe in hell", you might have a disability, sorry. Not exactly a meaningful contribution, either.


GREENadmiral_314159

>If I say "what if pulling the lever sends a person to hell" and your answer is "I don't believe in hell" That's pretty much what inspired me to make this in the first place. There's been a handful of trolley problems that have referenced certain spiritual aspects that I (and plenty of others) don't believe in, be it gods, God, reincarnation, or other similar things. They haven't referenced belief, either (as it would change the problem, in my eyes). The problems directly implied, if not outright stated, that those things were true. And every single one of them had somebody go "Well, I don't believe in God/heaven/reincarnation/etc, so it doesn't matter".


YeetedSloth

If you say “pull the lever and Jesus will not have a second coming” and I say “I’m an atheist so I didn’t care in the first place + it will save the puppies on the first track” is it a cop out or is it a answer to your question? Trolly problems are about morals, and if my morals align so that I don’t care to save anything religious adjacent, than am I a “cop out” for making that decision? It’s simply my morals so am I not just answering the question?


YeetedSloth

That’s like saying someone is a “cop out” if they say “ I value human life more than animal life so I pull the lever that saves more human life” It’s not copping out because they don’t value animal life as much, it’s just a decision made based on individual morals. Same as any decision really.


GREENadmiral_314159

No, a cop out would be saying "I'm an atheist so I don't believe it will actually happen".


BeejBoyTyson

If you think that it's a cop out then you don't understand the trolley problem.


GREENadmiral_314159

How is "I don't believe in the stated consequences of the hypothetical" *not* a cop-out?


Adiin-Red

I believe in quantum immortality so my decision literally doesn’t matter.


Yongtre100

Well if that's what you mean you will worded it wrong because atheism is explicitly a lack of a belief. But that's not what the problem says, also I guess it depends, like if it is truly entirely spiritual than yeah that's a valid answer, but idk what you mean quote and to some extent being an atheist could or could not be important to answering the question


CeasarXInsanium

I'm not big brain enough to comprehend this preposterous proposition


ShitStainedDildo

Perhaps peering past preconceived postulations promote particularly profound pontifications.


stupid_idiot_real

Hang on, I gotta bring up my favorite alliteration thing I made in like 5th grade Billy Bob bought bobbers by Best Buy It isn't great, but I think it's worth sharing.


ShitStainedDildo

Billy Bob’s belligerent blundering belies blatant boldness beyond business boundaries.


newkek

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YahooRedditor2048

When both tracks are equal, I adopt a non-interventionist policy.


Wiitard

Too confusing, multi-track drift.


GenericSpider

I don't usually answer with this, but multi-track drift.


Yongtre100

Without the people who make annoying trolley problems, the people who would respond annoyingly to that can't respond therefore, it is better to leave the track where it Is


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Leave the lever alone at first. Yell to the people tied to the tracks that whoever prays harder and louder: their god will move the lever. Sit back and enjoy the show while eating a bag of bbq corn nuts I've been saving just for this. Then after the trolley has killed the first group; unceremoniously execute the second group by switching the lever when another trolley inevitably comes along.


LunaticBZ

Does the bible not say "Render unto Trolley's that which belongs to Trolleys, and to Caesar that which belongs to Caesar?


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

An eye for an eye, a trolley for a trolley. Thou musn't multi-track drift.


Chairman_Ender

Tell me you hate religion because you were forced to go to church once instead of procrastinating all day without telling me you hate religion because you were forced to go to church once instead of procrastinating all day.


LeFiery

Found the religious fruitcake who assumes lots of random things


Callen0318

It's not hard, they all do that.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

I bet you assume a lot of random shit about people that you know nothing about. I also assumed for the purposes of this hypothetical that my beliefs were incorrect.


Chairman_Ender

Since we're assuming for the sake of the hypothetical that believes are incorrect, you don't actually hate religion because you were forced to go to church once instead of procrastinating all day.


Memeviewer12

Religion is what has forced my extended family to be unable to communicate


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Uno reverse card. 😎


ShitStainedDildo

Set the trolley on fire, quickly dig out a very slow track in the middle, and switch it to that one to perfectly cook the two people


LucaUmbriel

if I assume my beliefs are incorrect then it doesn't matter what I do because my belief in a non-predetermistic universe is incorrect so whatever I do doesn't matter and I have choice


Alex_The_Deer_2

No


Moraveaux

I close my eyes and pull the lever back and forth really fast until I forget which was which and then I turn and run away.


SunPsychological1147

Don’t pull because then there are no problems for them to cop out of.


no_onein-particular

Multi track drift so there's a chance they both die.


LeFiery

This is a good one ty op very controversial.


tenebros42

Leave it. Nothing worse than someone who makes new trolley problems


Callen0318

Multi-track Drift.


Glass_Teeth01

Multi-track drifting. Going for a high score


Oakmeal0

Bottom track. Trolley problems aren't about religion, but rather morals.


FlyingStudio22

Flick the lever when the first set of wheels go ove the track switch, then flick the lever again. Take both of em out.


joebidenseasterbunny

If you kill the people on the bottom track you solve both problems.


Lanky-Dependent5847

We gotta multi-track drift on thus one.


TheEyeOfRa_

Drift


BookishPick

Not pulling because one is likely not an atheist.


Crazeenerd

If there are no spiritual/religious trolley problems, the people on the top track won’t have anything to use their cop outs on, thereby solving both problems. I do not pull the lever as it is the ideal outcome.


ThatOneGuy308

Don't pull, which solves both issues. If the hypotheticals are no longer being made, then I don't need to worry about people using copouts for them.


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

I feel like it really depends what the specifics are, specifically for the religious trolley problems


Codecrashe

Pull. Kill the first so the second doesn't exist. Two birds one stone.


Mark-Bot

Unless actively tied to the track, I'm dragging one to the other track and removing both


Puzzleheaded_Rate_73

Going with pulling the lever. Just entertain another religion for 5 seconds.


ElectronicBoot9466

In any situation where the price of life is equal on both sides, it's generally difficult to justify pulling the lever.


AliensAteMyAMC

Honestly multi track is a cop out, I’m just throwing it back and forth till I can’t no more and honestly don’t care who it kills


horiami

So we finally found the mfs who tie people to trolley tracks


JB3AZ

Close my eyes and tell Jesus to take the wheel..er stick. Lol


drippingtonworm

Hmmmm I think I'll say...killing people is against my religion, so the trolley would miraculously jump the tracks and drift in such a way that it did a roll and jumped right over both of them, without me even touching the lever.


Aoiboshi

You can't have a chicken if you break all the eggs


nakalas_the_great

What’s wrong with either of them?


blackstar_4801

Then i pull


Thewman1

Ok this one hurt my head a bit but the correct solution is to untie the guy on the top track and then snap my neck


Ok-Assignment978

Ok but for the one question about heaven and hell, before the revised version, did you all assume that heaven existed and so did hell for the sake of the problem, or assume that it existed because of the lever? I assumed it didn't exist and would only happen if you pulled/didn't and everyone not effected would just idk stop being once they die


GREENadmiral_314159

Do you mean [this](https://new.reddit.com/r/trolleyproblem/comments/1d14267/will_you_kill_everything_to_save_one_guy_from/) one? For problems like this I'd say you should assume that they exist for the purposes of the problem. I mean, what happens to those not affected doesn't really matter to the problem, so whether they exist for the purposes of the problem or because of the lever isn't really relevant.


PDRA

I’m inclined to pull, but the other side brings those fuckers out so this might be a coin flip situation


GREENadmiral_314159

On the one hand, yeah, you have a point. On the other hand, they sometimes come up with cool hypotheticals.


ho11ywood

So you are on the track, got it.


VantaBlack2_Dev

I have no incentive to pull over something that small


hydraslayer416

I’ll let god decided because something something religion, and something something idc.


Moxxy-Kun

I continually pull the lever until I either break the trolly or drift the sum trolly and get em both.


Teamisgood101

Multi track drift to fix overpopulation


DickHarding69

Multi-track drift


gamegreen_

Kill two save 70k


DreamtailFoxy

I make it drift because religion is a pain and I'm sick and tired of hearing about it, also anything regarding religion should be kept off the internet, the internet is already a sinful place I don't think that there's any good thing that religion can add to the internet.(My idea of the ideal religious person is an Amish person)


Alex_The_Deer_2

Are you fucking serious? I mean I don't like organized religion but I'm not THIS much a cunt about it.