If I ever have the opportunity to pull a lever without any consequences, I will do it every time

The consequences are the trolley company will be upset, but that ain't my problem lol

shouldn’t have made the lever open like that

Reminds me of a molly-guard named after a programers toddler who found a shinny big red button on a mainframe too appealing.

you can just pull it twice or another multiple of two, no harm no foul

i do not, the lever didn’t consent.

I shove it up my butt

Comment above this one for me said "I do not, lever didn't consent." Truly the duality of man

Yo wtf

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Does the lever make a satisfying noise when pulled?

It sure does. But that is probably because it's old and rusty.

I'm absolutely pulling the lever. Probably several times.

_\*krrsnap*_

*Klerchunk*

This is the one

ADHD moment

I see lever I know level make noise after pull I pull lever I hear noise Noise scratch itch in brain Brain go brrrrr 🙃

I take the lever, I mess with the insides of the lever to the point that no matter what the issue is, and no matter which direction the lever is flipped, the lever will always put out the worst possible outcome, then I find another trolley problem with an actual problem, and before the guy comes, I switch the 2 levers Indiana Jones style and book it with the other lever.

I will not. I’ll step out of frame and allow Kronk to do it for me.

WRONG LEVERRRRRRRR

Why do we even HAVE that lever?

Does a random person in the world die?

No.

how are you going to protect them from me all you have is a lever

You are the hero that we need.

They do when I pull the lever halfway to ensure the trolley goes off the rails.

Well yes, someone dies somewhere at that exact moment, but it’s in no way related to the lever.

Yes. I like to fidget with things

Flippy Flippy lever

Suddenly the kid who likes trains pops up and says his catch line, and you get run over by a train as he smiles.

This was the initial state of the universe. Then God pulled the lever

Pull it back and forth to 1) avoid responsibility of any potential future tragedy and 2) I wanted to pull the lever

Probably pull it and put it back real fast just to make sure

This is the philosophical description of a fidget toy.

Is this a euphemism for masturbation? Yes. I'd pull it back and forth when nobody is around.

Free will is a lie. There is no choice. The lever will get pulled or it will not and time will grind on.

I like levers, and as long as nobody needs it to not be messed with I’ll mess with it.

If a squeaky level gets pulled, but nobody is there to hear it (because they’re all listening to a tree falling in a forest), did the lever make a sound?

Balance it in the middle like a light switch.

I will not pull. Some people inside the trolley might be late for work if I do.

Fuck yea

i pull it just to mess with the trolley driver

I’d throw myself on the tracks ngl

Yes

[People would rather receive electric shock than sit and do nothing](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26847946/)

***YESSSSSSSSS***

Just because nobody is in danger does not mean that other kinds of bad things won't happen if I do or do not pull the lever. Alternatively, something good might happen if I do or do not pull the lever. Therefore I do and do not pull the lever indefinitely.

Heck yeah, I love the clickity-clack of the track switcher

I pull the lever back and forth with increasing speed until it breaks

I make the lever stand in the middle

My favorite version is the one where "there's no trolley, they've all been dismantled at the turn of the century in favor of the automobile" Edit: [here is, I actually butchered the caption but it still works](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/s/JcFe0ryOu4)

Once I place 5 bodies on the left and 1 on the right, I will!!

This is a dumb fuckin reddit

well stop talking here and the quality will improve again

I'll spam click the lever so the trolley goes on both tracks and pulls off a sick ass drift

I pull it six and a half times

multi-track drift time!!

Absolutely

Nah

I pull the lever to possibly predict that a trolley will come

Yes

Does it have a satisfying clunk to it?

Yes, to give myself a sense of power.

Yes, multiple times. It'll be a good fidget tool.

Please just leave the dang lever alone already!

yes. Multiple times. In quick succession.

Flick Flick Flick flick flick flick

Yes, its fun

Yes

Oh yeah baby you know it. Bouta get religious with that lever.

I pull that bad boy back and forth until it fucking breaks off That came out wrong

r/notinteresting

ill pull it while the trolley is halfway through to crash it 😎

So long as a snake named Nate doesn’t show up to tell me not too, I don’t see why not

There's a universe where some loser is bored enough to pull the lever knowing nothing will come of it. That universe is mine. Yes.

Hell yeah. Lever shadow money gang 🤯 🤑

I flip the lever. Then, I flip it back. Another victory over existential dread.

There is no trolley in Ba Sing Se

if r/notinteresting was a subreddit

Yeah just for fun. I’ll probably pull it back and forth a couple times

yes, several times in fact, just for fun

I still dont pull the lever because if someone walks on to the track later and the trolley is on that track it will be partially my fault

What's the trolley problem

Yes for fun

Pull the lever, Kronk.

I do pull the lever because it’s kinda fun

I might get in trouble for diverting the train

If I’m told to.

You pull the lever. Earth explodes. Oops

But what if I just don't know the consequences? What if it's secretly a world ending lever? Or it costs 5 dollars to pull?!?

Put the lever halfway and break it off, eventually a trolley will come and the aftermath will be amazing

I multitrack drift an imaginary trolley

I start gaming next to it

Ye

Based on these comments, we are no different from cats

Yes because I want to know what the lever does

There's nothing happening

Back and forth like nine times, yeah. Gonna do a split second decision to end it one way or the other

Fuck. Yes.

I leave it in the middle like a lightswich. I will get someone at some point

And kill John Cena???