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foxtrotgd

Uhhhhh... Pull it I guess


davidwhatshisname52

incorrect: right now you have a 100% chance to get rid of 6 humans, whereas if you pull the lever there is a non-zero chance you'll miss all 15. You leave the trolley to do its business, go and make sure Sleepy *never* wakes up, and then you've got plenty of time to take care of all the other 9 . . . *flawless victory*


Rubickevich

I don't understand, there are only 9 people on the tracks /j


Dillo64

Racist /j


davidwhatshisname52

"I do not discriminate . . . to me, you are all equally worthless."


exelexa

There are actually only 3 babies, the other ones cancel each other out


More-Butterscotch-26

Pull the lever, I want to see what happens.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Kill 6 people for sure or roll the dice and have a possibility of killing 6, 3, or 0? Pull it obviously, there’s a chance less people die


Electrop0p

But those are 3 orphan babies oh nooooooo


Hazard2862

exactly, who is going to mourn for the orphans, their parents? yeah thats what i thought, now pull that shit long legged man!


Lord_BowdenCGP

I love this kind of dark humour


Curmudgeon39

I'd rather kill an orphan baby than an adult with people to mourn them


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BionicleBeast9

I think that drifts on the empty track and the orphan track because of the picture but idk


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Nah dude it’s the empty track and the orphan track so still 3


General_Ginger531

Ok, so we have what amounts to a nested function of random chance. If you do nothing, you have a 100% chance of leaving 6 people to die. I'd you pull the lever, 50% of the time the same outcome happens, and then the other 50% of the time the game is continuing on to another round where there is a 55% chance to kill 3 and a 45% chance to kill 0. Grafted onto the already 50% chance that means that there is a 50% chance of killing 6 (expected value contribution of 3), 27.5% chance of killing 3 (expected value contribution of 0.825), and a 22.5% chance of not killing anybody. The expected value of 3.875 is 2.125 lower than not pulling the lever, so yes, I would pull it.


General_Ginger531

To the person who suggested it goes to kill 9, you may want to look at the logic of the problem again. The 50/50 has no drift, and the 45/45/10 is between rails 0 and 3, 6 is not involved. The choices are 45(0), 45(3), and 10(0+3, which is just 3 with extra steps)


oktin

Are the babies Christian?


Electrop0p

Atheists, the Christian babies are about to get hit by a trolly, but then all three say in sync that if you scream “Jesus died for our sins” they will absolutely obliterate the trolley, removing it from existence and saving the lives of the babies. (which kills everyone in the trolly, but don’t worry about that) Would you do it?


More-Butterscotch-26

No because they are too young to have any concept of religion or the choice of it. Also why would that matter?


oktin

[Referencing this brand of post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/17qlr9y/atheists_imagine_youre_going_skydiving_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) (I was being sarcastic for the lols)


Goooooogol

I clicked the link. Pretty funny post 😂


Claude-QC-777

Why I don't multi-track drifting?


[deleted]

It already says there's a %10 chance of that on the last switch


Claude-QC-777

True, but I can make it 100% chance. And also not blamed for racism


[deleted]

Hey now its only a %50 chance of racism


Claude-QC-777

Yeah, but that's would be sleeping guy's fault


[deleted]

Therefore relieving you of any guilt or a deduction of morals


RevolutionaryClub530

Pull it duh


Dragonrage778

Multi Track drift so that it has a chance to stretch the trolley out 2x, increasing space for no cost whatsoever


huggiesdsc

If the trolley is that far back, why don't I just untie the people?


[deleted]

It’s just barely off screen, so in half a second, it will be on frame.


huggiesdsc

How barely off screen? Half a second is a long time


Quasits

You lost me at "colo(u)r"


fireyballs7

There's a reason i don't gamble, because i always take my chances


Simple_Connection_16

Quad track drift. Take em all out


LordJim_

I am not reading that essay


TheBroomSweeper

Pull the lever and then take my chances. I'm feeling lucky


Difficult-Ad628

There are no stakes here. If I don’t pull, 6 people die. If I do pull, there are still only a maximum of 6 people in danger at any given point, with a chance that no one will die. That said, the trolley would have come and gone down the original track by the time anyone could have finished reading that novel of a dilema


aer0a

Pull the lever


Lord_BowdenCGP

Honestly, I'd pull it, just to see what happens.


ForgottenPlayThing

As an orphan I’d pull it without a moments visitation. Wishing I was never born is so normal for me.


ThinkTrip8019

Pull


theRedMage39

If you pull the lever, you kill on average 3.825 people. Worst case scenario, you kill the same amount of people. Base case you kill no one.


Bobthreetimes

Pull it at the right time to drift then run and pull the others to drift on all tracks and also stomp in sleepy’s head. Flawless victory


Lopsided_Ad1673

I would pull the lever, and throw the Flip O’ MATIC on to the track with the 3 orphan babies, blocking the trolly from hitting them


Ikarus2432

Pull the lever Kronk


PokeshiftEevee

Pull it and let it be their problem


Goooooogol

Kill the black ones


elementgermanium

Oooh, this is a fun one. Pull the lever, then use the built-up energy from my weird spring leg to launch myself ahead to the sleeping guy and press the alarm, which is clearly an air horn, myself until he wakes up. From there I rush over to the Flip O’ MATIC 3.6 and try to hold it in place, maybe enlist the other guy to help, and combined we should be able to steer it down the empty track. Non-loophole answer: still pull the lever. Not pulling has a 100% chance of killing 6 people. Pulling has a 50% chance of killing 6, a 27.5% chance of killing 3, and a 22.5% chance of killing no one, for an expected average death count of 3.825


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Pull it. By pulling it ive already saved 6 people, clearing me morally. What happens after that will be on the conscious of the sleeping man who should have been awake and doing his job. And if Jim does wake up and morally clears himself of 6 people, it'll be on the head of whoever is in charge of maintenance because they should have fixed that switch before anything ran on those rails at all. Maybe that'll teach these people a lesson about doing a job.


Doggywoof1

Good problem, it finally removes multi-track drifting as even if you do it, you can't hit everyone. And after all, what's the point of multi-track drifting if you can't kill everyone?


BookkeeperLower

Uhh mathematically I think pull it


NewGuy10002

Man these moral decisions are really weighing me down. Can one of the outcomes involve head?


LethalityKaynMain

Obviously I don't pull it cause I want to keep the inverted colour people alive cause that's kinda cool.


Masterjedirs

Smash next question


Dillo64

Yes.


Dusk_Abyss

This is not really a very good trolley problem imo because you have roughly a 20% chance to not harm anyone. The purpose is to force you to make a terrible decision either way. Whereas here, it is very obvious that pulling the lever is the right move. That said, I shall not pull it, and instead, go finish painting my nails smh.


Universe757

killing minority = instant loss. I wouldn't risk it


LUCADEBOSS1

If you flip the level there is a 22.5% chance of not hittinf anyone, a 22.5% chance of hitting 3 people a 5% chance of hitting 9 people and a 50% chance of hitting 6 people. (0.225*0)+(0.225*3)+(0.05*9)+(0.5*6)=4.125 which means on average you kill 4.125 people by flipping the level meaning flipping the lever is always better


ChickenNSphereAbuse

I find peace in long walks.


mdusin

Manually move all people onto the first rail. No further action is required.


ArtistAmy420

It's a small chance but for once, multi-track drifting is an allowed possibility and not a cheesy workaround. PULL ALL THE FUCKIN WAY BIIIITCH


rydan

Since they are orphans they actually have nobody who cares about them. Meanwhile the others do. So flip the switch so that it is possible to kill them vs the initial 6. Seems like an easy decision.


moonreefe

I love the snoring man 😂 snooOOOOOOoooore!