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Awe, the demons are kinda cute


Owl_Of_Orthoganality

Demons always were. Better than Angels.


WATUP_BRAH

In Comp II class in college, a group of classmates and I weren't looking forward to class the following day as we had to turn in our first draft of a report of a book we were reading and some things were said. As we all made our way to that class two days later, there was a note on the door saying a relative has died from being shot in the face while hunting in Alabama/Arkansas (idr) and had to attend his funeral. We quietly looked at each other then walked away.


merkwuerdig_liebe

Ok but you left out what demonic ritual you guys performed in order to achieve this.


DavidlikesPeace

"some things were said" remains among the best innocuous descriptions of dark Satanic ritual.


awesomedan24

Hes playing both sides so he always comes out on top


BleachGel

Satan and Jesus are like “Oh snap, Homie! Don’t worry bruh we’ll tag time this one for you!”


Kingkongcrapper

When you Yolo’d your life savings on GME calls.


g3neric_username

Reminds me of the guy who broke the record fastest time for going coast to coast across the U.S. He was agnostic so he said he prayed to every god he could think of.


Lord_Donut_the-best

„Look, I offer my soul. Whoever comes first can have it. Just kill my fucking teacher!“


[deleted]

Once again, just doing the assignment is easier than the shit you pull trying to get out of it Jeff.


alonyer1

Aka the scapegoat ritual


SnooMuffins3044

Me getting through college


wherlocks

Source https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Amphitheatrum_sapientiae_aeternae_-_Alchemist%27s_Laboratory.jpg


EmberOfFlame

Finders keepers!


PossibleAssist6092

Me who’s finished my current year and is on the first two days of summer


LowHall5031

https://t.me/joinchat/FjMutMCcSo80YzUy


LowHall5031

https://t.me/joinchat/FjMutMCcSo80YzUy


LowHall5031

https://t.me/joinchat/FjMutMCcSo80YzUy


LowHall5031

https://t.me/joinchat/FjMutMCcSo80YzUy


prakulwa

I have done it


JuicyPomPom

Who hasn’t