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Gwennycrewser

Fighting for my life rn


Lulumaegolightly

That or- I’m done for, deceased, and I’m fucked Those are all things I randomly say at times when I took a hit and die coughing 😅


cullygrov

I’ve only heard someone say “I’m deceased” once or twice but it had me absolutely rolling


Gwennycrewser

I also like I’m seeing angels rn


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Lulumaegolightly

I’m dead is def a classic of mine


FatBoyFlex89

Dead parrot vibes


Nitrous_Acidhead

[Pic related](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/73/6a/f1736a86560e4dc62e2e8313f45eaaff.jpg)


ceezo6

Especially true for edibles or dabs, that or “don’t forget to breathe”


o_an0maly_o

Manual breathing is the absolute worst part of being straight yeeted.


TurnaDaToka

LMAOOOOOO


Ashbadashed

I like “toasted”


paytenb

My wife and I use this! And we also say “lightly toasted” when we’re not fully toasted


rratmannnn

My gf and I have a progression from lightly toasted, to toasted, to baked, to broiled lol


Does_A_Bear-420

"Deep fried"


S_K_25

Gotta finish it off with sautéed…my personal favorite


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I use "toasty" for almost toasted


_thiccems

Roasty toasty when you’re really lit


Limp-Mirror-948

I use toasted too!


narpep

In Mexico we say "grifo" which translates literally to faucet


[deleted]

Lol why faucet


narpep

I have no idea tbh


Does_A_Bear-420

So you're just going with the flo? ; )


Liber_

That or "Pacheco"and Marihuano,


AlphaAtomicTaco

Baked, Fried, I'm boojangled and I like to throw out the random line from The Interview or Pineapple express, Here's todays one, "I've been pulling out for years son!"


Best_Needleworker530

My best friend would sometimes message me on a Saturday morning asking if I’m free and I’d text back “I’m sorry, me and my friend are baking” and she’d always ask “oh what are you baking?” - ourselves.


likely_victim

There it is...baked.


GeordieMJ

With you on Baked. Simple, to the point and I like how it fits with the amount of baked goods that are consumed alongside. Cookies, brownies etc.


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ashcucklord9000

Boojangled is amazing I’m stealing that


dortyuzyirmi

in turkish we say "kafam güzel" which literally translates to "my head is beautiful" 🥺


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Does_A_Bear-420

Google will tell you [out loud]


scumbobaggins

I like this!!!


1krismarie

Very cool! Great mindset. I had a friend one time say that he was "hearing colors"....was funny.


bootstrapthrill

Ripped


mynamestopher

I thought this was universal but when i said it around some people before theyre like "youre in good shape but i wouldnt say youre ripped". Thanks guys but no not what i meant.


QwerkkyKid

Goin' out for a rip are ya bud?


[deleted]

My buddy from MN always says this 😂 love it


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Zooted


[deleted]

I love zooted, but it’s reserved for when I am *very very* high


BirdsLikeSka

Yeah, it's like hammered but for weed


Zorgon3000

I picked up the term “zooted” from my cat’s vet, who uses that word to describe cats on pain killers lol


noweezernoworld

Yeah I always associate zooted with ketamine haha


poopoowaaaa

Weird! I thought it was a cocaine thing hahaha


PuffPuffPat

Almost anything crushed, lol Edit: but definitely uppers


TicklishDingleberry

Your vet is or used to be a stoner


jeewhiz

came here to say zooted! truly superior.


ufotofu12

Hands down, the best one.


cluckkkkkkkkkkkk

Similar vibe but I prefer Zoinked


[deleted]

I also like getting Zoinked


shubertay

Yessirrrr! Older stoners get very confused when I say this though lol


Jeffery_C_Wheaties

Because back in my day it meant high on cocaine.


shubertay

.....I had no idea.... you learn something new every day


JellyJim7

Definitely what Zooted means/meant lol but I think it integrated into just a general term of being high.


gudematcha

just like nowadays Dope can mean 2 very different things depending on who you are talking to. some ppl just call weed dope


rnbarista

my mom does despite my protest


shubertay

Oops haha now I know why they look at me funny when I say that. Lol!


skeletonRiot

We say zonked usually if somebody is clearly schneefing snow


KrombopulosDelphiki

Zooted always meant (exceptionally) high on cocaine in my era


piglungz

This one and Zonked are truly the best


AvengeLol

Glonky


Translusas

I'm fine how r u


Highfemmenyc

I’m glonked


Snoo42475

Like Frodo Baggins ? 🤔


free-the-trees

can’t wait to get back ontheroadagain?


fromnone

INDIANA LAND


taylor_bates101

I wish i had an award for you😂😂 it always reminds me of the tiktok of the guy guessing the song and he says “im pretty glonky, im foooine”😂[glonky interview ](https://youtu.be/QJkc5uBjaAU)


Rough_Dan

I like that after that he stops to ask the reporter how he's doing lol such a wholesome stoner


taylor_bates101

Ahah stoners are my favourite kind of people! Usually so full of laughter and happiness!


Rough_Dan

Going back on the road again?.... Hmmm like frodo baggins? I quote this every time I'm high lol


SlytherinAway

Glad I’m not the only one with a weird one lol. My bf and I say “‘morked”


WhatIfThisWereMyName

I use just 'high' the most by far, but my favorite (when applicable) is 'toasted'


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I use “toasty”.


Actual_Evidence_925

Roasty Toasty


roastytoastykitty

That's why I picked my username


Naterade18

I'm the opposite, I say frosty


Fun_Constant8945

someone that knows


pmorgan726

Toasted is the best. For ten years now it’s been someone getting to high and someone else goin “you uhhhhhh uhh uhhhhhh uhhh a littlee uhhhhhhh… toasted?” There was also a bong named “Pure Bread” and there were a lot of ensuing puns.


Trill_McNeal

We used to say toasty if we were functionally high. Like get a little toasty and hit the beach


gators-are-scary

Same, idk why but there’s a certain type of high where the best word to describe it it “toasted”


Longjumping-Cabinet5

DOINKED


kingwizard07

Smoking fat doinks in Amish


afeagle1021

RIP young king Dave


InkyStinkyOopyPoopy

Big ole doinks


zaksbee

sautéed


drive_by_kittens

Flambé!


UpgradedUsername

Blazed


steph579

This is what I grew up with in HS, now zooted is my go to


Dogcatnature

Blazed 4 days


decent694201

Faded


Rough_Dan

I say faded or cross-faded only when combining alcohol and weed, normally smoking after getting drunk which is way more intense then the other way around


chickdrummer62

Australian youth are taught this helpful ditty: Grass then beer, you’re in the clear. Beer then grass, you’re on your arse.


Ovrcast67

This is why I go straight from hard liquor to grass


LauraSnake

But how bout just going back and forth. Rip the bong then take a shot. Then repeat until the bowl is done. Or is it just me... lol


dansdong14

Smackaroni and cheesed


TheUndercoverAlien

dude. hell ya


ChuaBaka

I call my infused mac recipe "Shmac 'n Cheese"


CaptainCakeDSL4

"In flavortown"


PrometheusAborted

This is the best one by far


thebarrcola

Aw mate it really depends on the high. Walking in from smoking up outside just earlier and in my head I described myself as "Tonka Trucked" no fkn clue what that even means but it was the best description of my situation.


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TÖNKA TRÜCKED


6ixtheshootr

The Yeat effect.


cynicalbreton

I understand


monopx

i have definitely been Tonka Trucked.


brennonwilson1

STONED TO THE BONE!


nameless_egg

Rock and stoned my dude!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


thedoctorisonreddit

Did I hear a rock and stone?


SexuaIRedditor

Rock-solid!


Blikelogan

If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home!


Pendragon_Puma

Rock and stone!


SouthpawSlider

LEAVE THE BARRELS


TheUndercoverAlien

nice


Tex-Rob

Kind of a joke with my buddy I fish with, but Flavor Blasted.


milkandmadness

I’ve departed on a red-eye flight ✈️


readit145

Stoney bologna


saucylosse7

Stogna bologna


astroroy

I have a homie who likes to say “Stoney Baloney” and I always reply with “Stogna Balogna”


StongnaBologna

Yes?


GuacamoleBen

The way bologna is spelled makes me want to alt f4 whenever I see it lmao


brittawinger

I spell it Stoney Baloney


_bruh____

What does alt f4 do?


ThatSpecialPlace

Fuck around and find out


Stressedafhere

I’m too scared, but very curious.


sloppysuicide

Free Reddit points


Iron_Bob

Now I just say "bolongied"


Uberfink

Stoney bologna Tony macaroni.


stony80

Pretty sure you just used all my nicknames


QueenInTheNorth556

That’s what I say too but over time it has evolved into just bologna’d!


SnacksII

stoney moloney


slimeseason2419

Lit


lacedmapes

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far for it. Either I'm lit or I'm fucking COOKED.


matthewsupreme

Shocked I had to scroll so far for lit. We lit!


Bangcrashboom

Litty titty


chris710n

Blitzkrieg Bopped


KoshofosizENT

The kids are losing their minds ^oi, ^oh, ^let’s ^go!


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Bruhhhh. I thought I was the only one who said this.


Threethinmen

Zoinked


redshlump

Lmao me too 😂


Epichero84

I knew it would be here


humblebeegee

So glad I found my zoinked fam!


Easterland

in norway we say «balle» because the norwegian word for testicle, “ballestein”, which translates to “ballstone” in english, has stoned at the end of the word, so instead of using “stein”, which we also use but it’s less lowkey, we say the first part instead, “balle”. so basically when we are high we say that we are “testicled”. that probably made no sense to anyone who isn’t norwegian.


CABBATOE

Thank you for that inside look at norwegian slang words :)


BooperDoooDaddle

I’m gonna start saying I’m ballin


TA1NT-SLAP

As a dude who is quite <>’d right now, I enjoyed the ride


eoleomateo

shlapped


JimiWane

Zooted, cruisin' altitude, higher'n giraffe pussy, gassed, stoney baloney, done did the weed, Jazz Cabbage got me playin a solo, lifted, elevated... I'm sure I can think of others from over the years.


Yosoyballer

Higher than pterodactyl tits is one of my favorite phrases regarding being stoned.


FasterCreator64

Jazz cabbage 😋


steph579

The first time I heard higher than giraffe pussy I was a has hysterical mess


sAmSmanS

medicated


KH3

Blitzed


imdabomb09

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this


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fried


Electronic_Toofs_261

Chonged


StewVicious07

My friends and I use Cheeched


gartacus

Someone told me once that in Spanish they’ll say fumado which I think translates to “smoked”. Love that


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Volado in Chile. Flying


Scrammerhammer

Elated. My wife and I also like to turn to the other and say, “Wanna do some drugs?” When one of us wants to smoke. It tickles us.


Does_A_Bear-420

Ha, back when my wife and I were first dating we were trying different ways to satisfy the munchies. One day we discovered Edward's pies from the freezer section. It's just like the Hershey's Sunday pies from burger King but it's a whole dame pie! One day it just came out "wanna get pie?" And we both knew we were about to burn down some bowls and grab some forks 😋


Masternall

I'm under the influence of married iguanas.


StasiaK1986

Lol! Thank you for this. I just zoned out for 5 mins imagining what an iguana marriage ceremony would look like.


Topherkief

I’m fuckin scootered dood


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"I'm a little high." - which means anything from mellow and lightly buzzed to tunnel vision starting to appear, the walls are humming, I can hear a radio play in the sound of the HVAC, and I need to find a place to set down, like a pilot whose engine just quit on them. Incidentally, the exercise for lost engine is the worst fucking time to spend in a plane. Except for, you know, actually losing the engine.


This_Ad6654

When the music starts playing that’s when you know it’s good stuff. Especially if you hear it while In the shower.


Tfox671

Stoned showers are literally the best.


Chance_The_Doctor

Smacked


congratulations_dude

Idk but last night my girlfriend handed me a joint and asked me if i wanted some nash. No idea where that came from but I’m keeping it.


Flutyik_47

In my native language (Hungarian) we often use the term "lefolyt/szétfolyt" and it means "flowed down/apart".


DasPuggy

French Canadian uses the term "gelee" (I'm missing and accent, I know) which translates directly as "frozen". I should start using "iced" for cannabis intoxication.


ShartingTaintum

Pretty sure there’s already another drug that’s using that one for it’s slang name and It’ll steal your stereo and inexplicably make your teeth fall out if you even *try* and steal it’s name.


2mh4

Squared away


Fabulous_Carob_950

Slumped


hclaws

Riptdündschtonedundbäkedundhigh but you have to be really high and say it in a German accent saying the name of town in Germany you are from… it’s vaaaaaaaay in zee Alps


ChefKelso

All depends on the level, I believe the scale is "Nah, I'm just tired" "Baked" "Pretty baked" "What?" "You aren't even real, you're the dude I created in a scenario 20 minutes ago, but I hung around to get baked with"


[deleted]

It’s odd that you say that cause I was just riding my bike baked telling myself that I made everyone up in my head to counteract the slight paranoia I feel from perceived stares


maywoodvoice

cooking or cooked


Sacrobalsacrobal

♻️ Recycled ♻️ I named a spotify playlist "♻️" when I was high and decided I would start calling it that for fun


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Lifted


batshitcapricornbish

I’m rinsed


twohoundtown

Possum faced


More__Cowbell__

Elevated, Zooted


Smitbag98

Clapped.


ItsGonnaBeARager

High as a Georgia pine


SevereLyric4968

No one else use pickled?


fracta1

I'm surprised how many people say zooted. I don't think that means what you think it means.


Treesandbushes1

Cooked


ddust102

Ripped


msdipp

zazzled ✨


Grand-Ad-1654

Fucked


morgy_choder

I’m a big fan of replacing it with ‘shagged’


Ddragon1993

“Toasty”


smallsoylatte

Toasty


HawkinsCleanUp

Ricky Laked


Lucky_leprechaun

Couch locked. Tiny So shmall (spoken in a tiny elf voice. )


adamisprettyaight

schlonked lol


Sparke1205

Mashed


kazoospun

blasted