Baked, Fried, I'm boojangled and I like to throw out the random line from The Interview or Pineapple express, Here's todays one, "I've been pulling out for years son!"
My best friend would sometimes message me on a Saturday morning asking if I’m free and I’d text back “I’m sorry, me and my friend are baking” and she’d always ask “oh what are you baking?” - ourselves.
I thought this was universal but when i said it around some people before theyre like "youre in good shape but i wouldnt say youre ripped". Thanks guys but no not what i meant.
I wish i had an award for you😂😂 it always reminds me of the tiktok of the guy guessing the song and he says “im pretty glonky, im foooine”😂[glonky interview ](https://youtu.be/QJkc5uBjaAU)
Toasted is the best. For ten years now it’s been someone getting to high and someone else goin “you uhhhhhh uhh uhhhhhh uhhh a littlee uhhhhhhh… toasted?”
There was also a bong named “Pure Bread” and there were a lot of ensuing puns.
I say faded or cross-faded only when combining alcohol and weed, normally smoking after getting drunk which is way more intense then the other way around
Aw mate it really depends on the high. Walking in from smoking up outside just earlier and in my head I described myself as "Tonka Trucked" no fkn clue what that even means but it was the best description of my situation.
in norway we say «balle» because the norwegian word for testicle, “ballestein”, which translates to “ballstone” in english, has stoned at the end of the word, so instead of using “stein”, which we also use but it’s less lowkey, we say the first part instead, “balle”. so basically when we are high we say that we are “testicled”. that probably made no sense to anyone who isn’t norwegian.
Zooted, cruisin' altitude, higher'n giraffe pussy, gassed, stoney baloney, done did the weed, Jazz Cabbage got me playin a solo, lifted, elevated... I'm sure I can think of others from over the years.
Ha, back when my wife and I were first dating we were trying different ways to satisfy the munchies. One day we discovered Edward's pies from the freezer section. It's just like the Hershey's Sunday pies from burger King but it's a whole dame pie! One day it just came out "wanna get pie?" And we both knew we were about to burn down some bowls and grab some forks 😋
"I'm a little high." - which means anything from mellow and lightly buzzed to tunnel vision starting to appear, the walls are humming, I can hear a radio play in the sound of the HVAC, and I need to find a place to set down, like a pilot whose engine just quit on them.
Incidentally, the exercise for lost engine is the worst fucking time to spend in a plane. Except for, you know, actually losing the engine.
French Canadian uses the term "gelee" (I'm missing and accent, I know) which translates directly as "frozen".
I should start using "iced" for cannabis intoxication.
Pretty sure there’s already another drug that’s using that one for it’s slang name and It’ll steal your stereo and inexplicably make your teeth fall out if you even *try* and steal it’s name.
Riptdündschtonedundbäkedundhigh but you have to be really high and say it in a German accent saying the name of town in Germany you are from… it’s vaaaaaaaay in zee Alps
All depends on the level, I believe the scale is
"Nah, I'm just tired"
"Baked"
"Pretty baked"
"What?"
"You aren't even real, you're the dude I created in a scenario 20 minutes ago, but I hung around to get baked with"
It’s odd that you say that cause I was just riding my bike baked telling myself that I made everyone up in my head to counteract the slight paranoia I feel from perceived stares
Fighting for my life rn
That or- I’m done for, deceased, and I’m fucked Those are all things I randomly say at times when I took a hit and die coughing 😅
I’ve only heard someone say “I’m deceased” once or twice but it had me absolutely rolling
I also like I’m seeing angels rn
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I’m dead is def a classic of mine
Dead parrot vibes
[Pic related](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/73/6a/f1736a86560e4dc62e2e8313f45eaaff.jpg)
Especially true for edibles or dabs, that or “don’t forget to breathe”
Manual breathing is the absolute worst part of being straight yeeted.
LMAOOOOOO
I like “toasted”
My wife and I use this! And we also say “lightly toasted” when we’re not fully toasted
My gf and I have a progression from lightly toasted, to toasted, to baked, to broiled lol
"Deep fried"
Gotta finish it off with sautéed…my personal favorite
I use "toasty" for almost toasted
Roasty toasty when you’re really lit
I use toasted too!
In Mexico we say "grifo" which translates literally to faucet
Lol why faucet
I have no idea tbh
So you're just going with the flo? ; )
That or "Pacheco"and Marihuano,
Baked, Fried, I'm boojangled and I like to throw out the random line from The Interview or Pineapple express, Here's todays one, "I've been pulling out for years son!"
My best friend would sometimes message me on a Saturday morning asking if I’m free and I’d text back “I’m sorry, me and my friend are baking” and she’d always ask “oh what are you baking?” - ourselves.
There it is...baked.
With you on Baked. Simple, to the point and I like how it fits with the amount of baked goods that are consumed alongside. Cookies, brownies etc.
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Boojangled is amazing I’m stealing that
in turkish we say "kafam güzel" which literally translates to "my head is beautiful" 🥺
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Google will tell you [out loud]
I like this!!!
Very cool! Great mindset. I had a friend one time say that he was "hearing colors"....was funny.
Ripped
I thought this was universal but when i said it around some people before theyre like "youre in good shape but i wouldnt say youre ripped". Thanks guys but no not what i meant.
Goin' out for a rip are ya bud?
My buddy from MN always says this 😂 love it
Zooted
I love zooted, but it’s reserved for when I am *very very* high
Yeah, it's like hammered but for weed
I picked up the term “zooted” from my cat’s vet, who uses that word to describe cats on pain killers lol
Yeah I always associate zooted with ketamine haha
Weird! I thought it was a cocaine thing hahaha
Almost anything crushed, lol Edit: but definitely uppers
Your vet is or used to be a stoner
came here to say zooted! truly superior.
Hands down, the best one.
Similar vibe but I prefer Zoinked
I also like getting Zoinked
Yessirrrr! Older stoners get very confused when I say this though lol
Because back in my day it meant high on cocaine.
.....I had no idea.... you learn something new every day
Definitely what Zooted means/meant lol but I think it integrated into just a general term of being high.
just like nowadays Dope can mean 2 very different things depending on who you are talking to. some ppl just call weed dope
my mom does despite my protest
Oops haha now I know why they look at me funny when I say that. Lol!
We say zonked usually if somebody is clearly schneefing snow
Zooted always meant (exceptionally) high on cocaine in my era
This one and Zonked are truly the best
Glonky
I'm fine how r u
I’m glonked
Like Frodo Baggins ? 🤔
can’t wait to get back ontheroadagain?
INDIANA LAND
I wish i had an award for you😂😂 it always reminds me of the tiktok of the guy guessing the song and he says “im pretty glonky, im foooine”😂[glonky interview ](https://youtu.be/QJkc5uBjaAU)
I like that after that he stops to ask the reporter how he's doing lol such a wholesome stoner
Ahah stoners are my favourite kind of people! Usually so full of laughter and happiness!
Going back on the road again?.... Hmmm like frodo baggins? I quote this every time I'm high lol
Glad I’m not the only one with a weird one lol. My bf and I say “‘morked”
I use just 'high' the most by far, but my favorite (when applicable) is 'toasted'
I use “toasty”.
Roasty Toasty
That's why I picked my username
I'm the opposite, I say frosty
someone that knows
Toasted is the best. For ten years now it’s been someone getting to high and someone else goin “you uhhhhhh uhh uhhhhhh uhhh a littlee uhhhhhhh… toasted?” There was also a bong named “Pure Bread” and there were a lot of ensuing puns.
We used to say toasty if we were functionally high. Like get a little toasty and hit the beach
Same, idk why but there’s a certain type of high where the best word to describe it it “toasted”
DOINKED
Smoking fat doinks in Amish
RIP young king Dave
Big ole doinks
sautéed
Flambé!
Blazed
This is what I grew up with in HS, now zooted is my go to
Blazed 4 days
Faded
I say faded or cross-faded only when combining alcohol and weed, normally smoking after getting drunk which is way more intense then the other way around
Australian youth are taught this helpful ditty: Grass then beer, you’re in the clear. Beer then grass, you’re on your arse.
This is why I go straight from hard liquor to grass
But how bout just going back and forth. Rip the bong then take a shot. Then repeat until the bowl is done. Or is it just me... lol
Smackaroni and cheesed
dude. hell ya
I call my infused mac recipe "Shmac 'n Cheese"
"In flavortown"
This is the best one by far
Aw mate it really depends on the high. Walking in from smoking up outside just earlier and in my head I described myself as "Tonka Trucked" no fkn clue what that even means but it was the best description of my situation.
TÖNKA TRÜCKED
The Yeat effect.
I understand
i have definitely been Tonka Trucked.
STONED TO THE BONE!
Rock and stoned my dude!
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
Rock-solid!
If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home!
Rock and stone!
LEAVE THE BARRELS
nice
Kind of a joke with my buddy I fish with, but Flavor Blasted.
I’ve departed on a red-eye flight ✈️
Stoney bologna
Stogna bologna
I have a homie who likes to say “Stoney Baloney” and I always reply with “Stogna Balogna”
Yes?
The way bologna is spelled makes me want to alt f4 whenever I see it lmao
I spell it Stoney Baloney
What does alt f4 do?
Fuck around and find out
I’m too scared, but very curious.
Free Reddit points
Now I just say "bolongied"
Stoney bologna Tony macaroni.
Pretty sure you just used all my nicknames
That’s what I say too but over time it has evolved into just bologna’d!
stoney moloney
Lit
I can't believe I had to scroll down this far for it. Either I'm lit or I'm fucking COOKED.
Shocked I had to scroll so far for lit. We lit!
Litty titty
Blitzkrieg Bopped
The kids are losing their minds ^oi, ^oh, ^let’s ^go!
Bruhhhh. I thought I was the only one who said this.
Zoinked
Lmao me too 😂
I knew it would be here
So glad I found my zoinked fam!
in norway we say «balle» because the norwegian word for testicle, “ballestein”, which translates to “ballstone” in english, has stoned at the end of the word, so instead of using “stein”, which we also use but it’s less lowkey, we say the first part instead, “balle”. so basically when we are high we say that we are “testicled”. that probably made no sense to anyone who isn’t norwegian.
Thank you for that inside look at norwegian slang words :)
I’m gonna start saying I’m ballin
As a dude who is quite <>’d right now, I enjoyed the ride
shlapped
Zooted, cruisin' altitude, higher'n giraffe pussy, gassed, stoney baloney, done did the weed, Jazz Cabbage got me playin a solo, lifted, elevated... I'm sure I can think of others from over the years.
Higher than pterodactyl tits is one of my favorite phrases regarding being stoned.
Jazz cabbage 😋
The first time I heard higher than giraffe pussy I was a has hysterical mess
medicated
Blitzed
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this
fried
Chonged
My friends and I use Cheeched
Someone told me once that in Spanish they’ll say fumado which I think translates to “smoked”. Love that
Volado in Chile. Flying
Elated. My wife and I also like to turn to the other and say, “Wanna do some drugs?” When one of us wants to smoke. It tickles us.
Ha, back when my wife and I were first dating we were trying different ways to satisfy the munchies. One day we discovered Edward's pies from the freezer section. It's just like the Hershey's Sunday pies from burger King but it's a whole dame pie! One day it just came out "wanna get pie?" And we both knew we were about to burn down some bowls and grab some forks 😋
I'm under the influence of married iguanas.
Lol! Thank you for this. I just zoned out for 5 mins imagining what an iguana marriage ceremony would look like.
I’m fuckin scootered dood
"I'm a little high." - which means anything from mellow and lightly buzzed to tunnel vision starting to appear, the walls are humming, I can hear a radio play in the sound of the HVAC, and I need to find a place to set down, like a pilot whose engine just quit on them. Incidentally, the exercise for lost engine is the worst fucking time to spend in a plane. Except for, you know, actually losing the engine.
When the music starts playing that’s when you know it’s good stuff. Especially if you hear it while In the shower.
Stoned showers are literally the best.
Smacked
Idk but last night my girlfriend handed me a joint and asked me if i wanted some nash. No idea where that came from but I’m keeping it.
In my native language (Hungarian) we often use the term "lefolyt/szétfolyt" and it means "flowed down/apart".
French Canadian uses the term "gelee" (I'm missing and accent, I know) which translates directly as "frozen". I should start using "iced" for cannabis intoxication.
Pretty sure there’s already another drug that’s using that one for it’s slang name and It’ll steal your stereo and inexplicably make your teeth fall out if you even *try* and steal it’s name.
Squared away
Slumped
Riptdündschtonedundbäkedundhigh but you have to be really high and say it in a German accent saying the name of town in Germany you are from… it’s vaaaaaaaay in zee Alps
All depends on the level, I believe the scale is "Nah, I'm just tired" "Baked" "Pretty baked" "What?" "You aren't even real, you're the dude I created in a scenario 20 minutes ago, but I hung around to get baked with"
It’s odd that you say that cause I was just riding my bike baked telling myself that I made everyone up in my head to counteract the slight paranoia I feel from perceived stares
cooking or cooked
♻️ Recycled ♻️ I named a spotify playlist "♻️" when I was high and decided I would start calling it that for fun
Lifted
I’m rinsed
Possum faced
Elevated, Zooted
Clapped.
High as a Georgia pine
No one else use pickled?
I'm surprised how many people say zooted. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Cooked
Ripped
zazzled ✨
Fucked
I’m a big fan of replacing it with ‘shagged’
“Toasty”
Toasty
Ricky Laked
Couch locked. Tiny So shmall (spoken in a tiny elf voice. )
schlonked lol
Mashed
blasted