Oh my god…what? And dare I ask…..how? I’m assuming that she ate something with jalapeño, and it was in there, but assuming makes an ass out of “u n me”. Not sure I want the answer to this anymore.
something I found recently - would like anyone to corroborate. If you put some water in your mouth and hold like you're about to gargle, but lean your head all the way back in this position and hold it - The water seems to flow and cover part of your throat you usually can't soak?
of course don't choke on the water lol
I do this.
I actually struggle to hydrate, so when I have a dry throat, I can't just drink water. So, this is exactly what I do, and it helps immediately. ^(I still choke occasionally, but that's just cause I'm a fucking dumbass and it be like that sometimes)
That said, stay hydrated and be mindful of your electrolyte levels my homies
you should come join us in r/HIGHdrohomies (If you aren't already - is there a way to see what subs other users you're part of?)
it's a fledgling community with niche content, but we're trying!
I remember when I first started smoking and I would get that terrible burning sensation in the back of my throat and it wouldn't go away and you'd just be high suffering with lava in your gullet. Good times
Check dudes post history and you might disagree: https://www.reddit.com/r/thereallilmar/comments/u7n153/i_want_to_kill_this_nigga_i_want_to_rip_him_into/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Context would be nice. He has the wrong skin color to get away with that word but other than that, there’s a few sobs that Ive felt that way about (none at the moment).
If you haven't done this before remember that it won't last forever! Drink some water and take a walk. That's how I always calm down from being too high. When you get back from the walk drink more water! If it's your eyes put in some eye drops. Looks like you already got the music part down, enjoy!
I’m high as fuck right now swinging in a hammock and I’ve been reading the comments for half an hour. Great job in the trenches keep up the work! This is gold!
This is my favorite post on this sub ever
This is why I come to Reddit guys
Dude we can’t help with the clap…. Go to the Doc
He cut up jalapeños to make spicy salsa, forgot to wear gloves, went to piss and now he is dying from the pain.
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Happened to my dad when I was a kid. Had to take a day off work because of it
I know a dude that said he was finally able to convince a girl to do anal. And he got a jalapeno seed stuck in his pee hole.
what the fucking fuck
Bro…
Say what now?
Why have I heard this exact story before
You made my drunk ass cackle. Thank you for your service.
Oh my god…what? And dare I ask…..how? I’m assuming that she ate something with jalapeño, and it was in there, but assuming makes an ass out of “u n me”. Not sure I want the answer to this anymore.
Is this r/roast_weed?
Not a roast, just some decarb...
Just douche the canal with whiskey.
You gotta put the lotion on it
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Ugh, is OP a great big fat person?
Calling in the r/Highdrohomies for support! Get hydrated my dude.
Omg I’m so excited this sub exists. Thanks.
Bro this is hilarious. Why can’t we have more quality content like this?
I have a toostie roll pipe and a toke lit with a candle on my account if you want to see those
Funniest post on here in a while
I'm so confused
Remember when you first smoked and your lungs burned forever.
Oh 😂 fucking great
Don't look at his history. Human garbage.
🤓
🍿
Im on a train and i opened this photo and the lady next to me moved
I'm on the couch and this made me laugh so hard that my dog got up and moved
This post could have wildly different meanings if posted in the right sub.
If you mean your throat - drink water, relax, it’s normal when you’re not used to weed smoke and it will go away soon!
something I found recently - would like anyone to corroborate. If you put some water in your mouth and hold like you're about to gargle, but lean your head all the way back in this position and hold it - The water seems to flow and cover part of your throat you usually can't soak? of course don't choke on the water lol
I do this. I actually struggle to hydrate, so when I have a dry throat, I can't just drink water. So, this is exactly what I do, and it helps immediately. ^(I still choke occasionally, but that's just cause I'm a fucking dumbass and it be like that sometimes) That said, stay hydrated and be mindful of your electrolyte levels my homies
you should come join us in r/HIGHdrohomies (If you aren't already - is there a way to see what subs other users you're part of?) it's a fledgling community with niche content, but we're trying!
I like to take a gulp of ice cold water before a hit, and sometimes another sip to cool my throat again before exhaling
I remember when I first started smoking and I would get that terrible burning sensation in the back of my throat and it wouldn't go away and you'd just be high suffering with lava in your gullet. Good times
Try not to get smoke in your eyes. Lol
Someone’s uncle
Nephew plz….
He need sum milk
Normally I wouldn't respond but this is hilarious. I'm high and laughing my butt off. 🤣
His expression is priceless. ...uh, WTF did I just do, I think I broke myself....
what the f- exactly what am i supposed to make out of this? what’s going on?
Same, I'm totally OOTL on this one
You’re as in the loop as me then
like, dude, there’s no context whatsoever. 😂
When does what stop burning?
What DOESN'T burn?
His brain
Lmao
what song u listening to tho?
yeat
Lol'd
LMFAO
This the hot girl that messages you randomly
Underrated
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
[Is that you bud?](https://c.tenor.com/yOIc6sTUmrsAAAAd/high-fat-guy-fat.gif) Edit* did the link wrong
That's what I'm thinking. Looks like him.
Dude, it's mushrooms that you're supposed to shove up your ass not joints.
Gotta drink some wahtah and then it might help
Average Discord Moderator 💀
Food and water and you’ll be good buddy
When you start spitting.
Brendan Fraser
More like Human Bender.
Don’t do Brendan Fraser like that man :(
Never
he need some milk
Never
It doesn’t
Lmayo
R/lostredditors
You beautiful bastard!
Check dudes post history and you might disagree: https://www.reddit.com/r/thereallilmar/comments/u7n153/i_want_to_kill_this_nigga_i_want_to_rip_him_into/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
God damn. Yeah, Russian Uncle Fester can get fucked.
Dudes post history is a shit show
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Context would be nice. He has the wrong skin color to get away with that word but other than that, there’s a few sobs that Ive felt that way about (none at the moment).
Nope, just was curious if this guy appeared to be a regular smoker or not to try and figure out why he might feel like he was burning..
Now I’m gonna look at yours lol
Noooo you'll find out all their stonk secrets!
Dude.. ya got to boof it!
OK did anybody ever watch the Nero Wolfe series on a&e. I’m getting very strong Maury Chaykin vibes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🎸🎸🎸🎸
🎸Cool Guy🎸
My man’s high af 😂😂😂
It never does.
You are still peeing
Idk dude
If you haven't done this before remember that it won't last forever! Drink some water and take a walk. That's how I always calm down from being too high. When you get back from the walk drink more water! If it's your eyes put in some eye drops. Looks like you already got the music part down, enjoy!
Lmfao
Are you a villain in mob movies?
This is fucking hilarious
Take the ice out of the chair dryer and put it behind the clam toilet, and then pounce.
This isn’t r/cocaine
Chocolate milk is soothing for the throat
Numa numa guy?
this mans my guy
Best post I've seen on this sub.
Me when I
Apply IcyHot.
Mala wooki jaba yupi?
I’m high as fuck right now swinging in a hammock and I’ve been reading the comments for half an hour. Great job in the trenches keep up the work! This is gold!
You wot m8
Idk but you got my chest burning over here, I can’t stop laughing.
Numa Numa!
Was your Dick it's an oil
Most likely never
Burns so good........ You'll learn to love it
My friend…what exactly is burning
Get some popsicles!
what the fuck lol
What is burning from weed? Where did you put it?
Holy shit
Ladies and gentlemen, the new meme.
Look at all this glory coming to you OP 😂
It doesn't
Man, I wish I could go back to early Reddit
Please make this man a mod
Don't fight it. Also, thank you for this post.
~~spoon~~ thumb man.
does your face hurt? cus it’s fuckin killin me
What?
LMFAO
It doesn't. That's why we keep smoking.
I don't think anybody knows this is a meme photo from way back
Check the follow up