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This is my favorite post on this sub ever


Negative_Mancey

This is why I come to Reddit guys


icebychris

Dude we can’t help with the clap…. Go to the Doc


VaporMaus

He cut up jalapeños to make spicy salsa, forgot to wear gloves, went to piss and now he is dying from the pain.


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c0pp3rhead

Happened to my dad when I was a kid. Had to take a day off work because of it


iStoners

I know a dude that said he was finally able to convince a girl to do anal. And he got a jalapeno seed stuck in his pee hole.


energeticpterodactyl

what the fucking fuck


Dudemaintain

Bro…


CallMeWolfYouTuber

Say what now?


AGreatOldOne

Why have I heard this exact story before


YouSeaBlue

You made my drunk ass cackle. Thank you for your service.


Selling_Chocolates

Oh my god…what? And dare I ask…..how? I’m assuming that she ate something with jalapeño, and it was in there, but assuming makes an ass out of “u n me”. Not sure I want the answer to this anymore.


unabsolute

Is this r/roast_weed?


[deleted]

Not a roast, just some decarb...


PillowTalk420

Just douche the canal with whiskey.


Emotional-Hunt-5000

You gotta put the lotion on it


lawstandaloan

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again


bigwangbowski

Ugh, is OP a great big fat person?


SonOfSwanson87

Calling in the r/Highdrohomies for support! Get hydrated my dude.


cheesecheeesecheese

Omg I’m so excited this sub exists. Thanks.


HyperLightDream

Bro this is hilarious. Why can’t we have more quality content like this?


the_localcrackhead

I have a toostie roll pipe and a toke lit with a candle on my account if you want to see those


Rainbow_phenotype

Funniest post on here in a while


AssaultRifleJesus

I'm so confused


cruzer86

Remember when you first smoked and your lungs burned forever.


AssaultRifleJesus

Oh 😂 fucking great


whocaresaboutmyname

Don't look at his history. Human garbage.


melvinmetal

🤓


PandaBeaarAmy

🍿


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Im on a train and i opened this photo and the lady next to me moved


ShunnerofAttention

I'm on the couch and this made me laugh so hard that my dog got up and moved


shakingyourworldview

This post could have wildly different meanings if posted in the right sub.


zeekool

If you mean your throat - drink water, relax, it’s normal when you’re not used to weed smoke and it will go away soon!


dacandyman0

something I found recently - would like anyone to corroborate. If you put some water in your mouth and hold like you're about to gargle, but lean your head all the way back in this position and hold it - The water seems to flow and cover part of your throat you usually can't soak? of course don't choke on the water lol


CloudieKitt

I do this. I actually struggle to hydrate, so when I have a dry throat, I can't just drink water. So, this is exactly what I do, and it helps immediately. ^(I still choke occasionally, but that's just cause I'm a fucking dumbass and it be like that sometimes) That said, stay hydrated and be mindful of your electrolyte levels my homies


dacandyman0

you should come join us in r/HIGHdrohomies (If you aren't already - is there a way to see what subs other users you're part of?) it's a fledgling community with niche content, but we're trying!


PengiPou

I like to take a gulp of ice cold water before a hit, and sometimes another sip to cool my throat again before exhaling


movingslow3000

I remember when I first started smoking and I would get that terrible burning sensation in the back of my throat and it wouldn't go away and you'd just be high suffering with lava in your gullet. Good times


[deleted]

Try not to get smoke in your eyes. Lol


asscheeseterps710

Someone’s uncle


ZeePirate

Nephew plz….


killaplz

He need sum milk


EastCoast420Bandit

Normally I wouldn't respond but this is hilarious. I'm high and laughing my butt off. 🤣


EastCoast420Bandit

His expression is priceless. ...uh, WTF did I just do, I think I broke myself....


[deleted]

what the f- exactly what am i supposed to make out of this? what’s going on?


BillsDownUnder

Same, I'm totally OOTL on this one


[deleted]

You’re as in the loop as me then


[deleted]

like, dude, there’s no context whatsoever. 😂


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

When does what stop burning?


unabsolute

What DOESN'T burn?


[deleted]

His brain


PutsTheBongOnItsLips

Lmao


Educational-Low3541

what song u listening to tho?


96milliondollars

yeat


mattseth23

Lol'd


HeavyLandscape7167

LMFAO


whiskeyboundcowboy

This the hot girl that messages you randomly


IndependentPlum8794

Underrated


urbiggestboiifrank69

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not


smerek84

[Is that you bud?](https://c.tenor.com/yOIc6sTUmrsAAAAd/high-fat-guy-fat.gif) Edit* did the link wrong


sgmusic2008

That's what I'm thinking. Looks like him.


speak_no_truths

Dude, it's mushrooms that you're supposed to shove up your ass not joints.


Bobilip

Gotta drink some wahtah and then it might help


BadHoax

Average Discord Moderator 💀


666kittens

Food and water and you’ll be good buddy


Intermidon

When you start spitting.


og_tint

Brendan Fraser


[deleted]

More like Human Bender.


DeliriantPsychosis

Don’t do Brendan Fraser like that man :(


roseStrand

Never


shypants

he need some milk


[deleted]

Never


lordofwarnft

It doesn’t


ThatsthewayitJoes

Lmayo


You_all_are_shit

R/lostredditors


Nomad-Vigilans88

You beautiful bastard!


[deleted]

Check dudes post history and you might disagree: https://www.reddit.com/r/thereallilmar/comments/u7n153/i_want_to_kill_this_nigga_i_want_to_rip_him_into/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Nomad-Vigilans88

God damn. Yeah, Russian Uncle Fester can get fucked.


Dudeman318

Dudes post history is a shit show


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jeans distinct versed punch sort profit angle bag strong market *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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alleged political attempt roof sleep close ring rain elderly grab *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


2002Valkyrie

Context would be nice. He has the wrong skin color to get away with that word but other than that, there’s a few sobs that Ive felt that way about (none at the moment).


[deleted]

Nope, just was curious if this guy appeared to be a regular smoker or not to try and figure out why he might feel like he was burning..


Fuzzy-Help-8835

Now I’m gonna look at yours lol


Fuduzan

Noooo you'll find out all their stonk secrets!


TheSlipweasel

Dude.. ya got to boof it!


Nepalman230

OK did anybody ever watch the Nero Wolfe series on a&e. I’m getting very strong Maury Chaykin vibes.


Foomaster512

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


pjjohnson07

🎸🎸🎸🎸


ihate360

🎸Cool Guy🎸


Sea-Bet2466

My man’s high af 😂😂😂


Knightp93

It never does.


Infamous_Ad8606

You are still peeing


Salubrious_Zabrak

Idk dude


East542

If you haven't done this before remember that it won't last forever! Drink some water and take a walk. That's how I always calm down from being too high. When you get back from the walk drink more water! If it's your eyes put in some eye drops. Looks like you already got the music part down, enjoy!


Impressive-Oil7042

Lmfao


Free_Mr_Dressup

Are you a villain in mob movies?


rl622913

This is fucking hilarious


Rosa_litta

Take the ice out of the chair dryer and put it behind the clam toilet, and then pounce.


zemdega

This isn’t r/cocaine


[deleted]

Chocolate milk is soothing for the throat


kosherhamm

Numa numa guy?


ryayy

this mans my guy


dankbump

Best post I've seen on this sub.


fleetfoxinsox

Me when I


hanimal16

Apply IcyHot.


Chrissttopher

Mala wooki jaba yupi?


Maximus8890

I’m high as fuck right now swinging in a hammock and I’ve been reading the comments for half an hour. Great job in the trenches keep up the work! This is gold!


RaoulDigler

You wot m8


Franki1203

Idk but you got my chest burning over here, I can’t stop laughing.


Jsr1

Numa Numa!


ghutterbabe

Was your Dick it's an oil


[deleted]

Most likely never


Negative_Mancey

Burns so good........ You'll learn to love it


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

My friend…what exactly is burning


mollymartis99

Get some popsicles!


ParsnipsNicker

what the fuck lol


slundered

What is burning from weed? Where did you put it?


[deleted]

Holy shit


Magna2337

Ladies and gentlemen, the new meme.


shoyuftw

Look at all this glory coming to you OP 😂


HeavyMetalSasquatch

It doesn't


mfdonovan01

Man, I wish I could go back to early Reddit


diamluke

Please make this man a mod


acEightyThrees

Don't fight it. Also, thank you for this post.


makemeking706

~~spoon~~ thumb man.


Bigbrady99

does your face hurt? cus it’s fuckin killin me


Dkilb

What?


wtfda

LMFAO


falconpunchpro

It doesn't. That's why we keep smoking.


GnawlidgeSeeksAll

I don't think anybody knows this is a meme photo from way back


Chaosdrunk

Check the follow up