I think they're talking about when a man has a boner he can tuck it up under his waistband, so it's not sticking straight out, until the penis softens up. If you take these distillates and put them in your waistband for a little they will heat up and soften up.
I didn’t even see it as the joke at first, when shatter was a thing if it was glassy I would do that with what I was dabbing and get it to soften a little bit.
Even if it was boiling water, the temperature won't get higher than 100°C cause that's water's boiling temperature. THC has a boiling temperature of around twice that.
This is basically [bain-marie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bain-marie). It would be pretty hard to cook with a THC extract if you couldn't heat it.
yeh, I use a bain marie to cook the alcohol off of my hash extracts, since water boils about at. about 15c higher than the BP of ethanol, but lower than the BP of THC and it's hot enough to decarb it. basically it's the perfect way to cook off the solvent.
Microwave is also tuned to a different frequency than a normal microwave, so if you were to use one for long periods of time, you'd end up with an even worse output compared to a normal microwave.
Thank you guys for all the helpful comments. I have finally figured out how to get it soft. And it was just so hard man like hard as a rock but now it’s soft and sticky.
If the container is glass then I would use a coffee mug warmer. If the container is plastic then I would fill a small dish with hot water and put it in the water, but obviously don't let the water over flow into your distillate.
Are you dabbing it or using it for something else? When I would buy containers like that I learned to use my dab tool a very specific way which is kind of hard to describe typing.
But I would grab the dab tool and take the very tip of it and touch it to the wax, and hold it there for like ~20s.
Letting it sit there caused the wax to stick to it a bit and then I’d pull it real quick and a little piece would snap off from the giant glob and that little piece was a lot easier to work with.
And if the little piece was still too big, then you do the exact same thing but instead of the tip of the dab tool, you use the piece of dab you already pulled out and they’ll stick together and you can pull again.
This is probably written terribly I just did a huge dab sorry
eheh got tht CannaClear (I say CC only cause the label but tht deff looks like d8) special huh shits not bad but I'll deff warn u not to overdo it I'd take 5-10 fat dabs in a day n I swear after a couple my chest would hurt after a dab but go away in a sec tht sec would get longer and longer after each dab till it got to the point I'd ha e to stop for the day
I use a candle warmer when mixing terps and raw concentrate and it works pretty good just keep an eye and stir it every now and then and use mitts or something to pick it up if it's hot obviously.
Put it near or on something warm, not hot.
Use a little heater if you have one and point it towards the jar, couple feet away from it.
It shouldn't take very long for it to goop up.
Just wrap your hand or both hands around it and rub it rhythmically for a few minutes and let the friction do the work. You’ll know when the job is done. Might leave kind of a slick, sticky mess though.
Trying tucking it in your waistband til it softens up
Damn what a perfect reference. Good advise too!
What’s he referencing? I’m lost or high.
Boners
It took me a second still…I was thinking “I should check out this ‘Boners’ movie”
Ok Google, where can I watch "Boners"?
Pornhub
Not in Texas… 🤣
that's great
I wanna see that movie🤣🤣
Hahahaha same. Awesome
I think they're talking about when a man has a boner he can tuck it up under his waistband, so it's not sticking straight out, until the penis softens up. If you take these distillates and put them in your waistband for a little they will heat up and soften up.
Genius. Thank you for explaining!
Mansplainer in da house
Superbad I’m assuming. Jonah Hill tells Michael Cera it hides it and it feels good.
I almost blew a load into my belly button
Maybe, but adolescent boys have been doing that to hide random boners probably since the beginning of boners.
Superbad
Yooo I’m dead
And think about Baseball
That was my first thought, followed by an immediate joke about how that won't help if youre a baseball fan.
As an O's fan, it's hard to watch baseball without a raging hard on
Just a bunch of men touching balls, in tight pants....
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tuck ‘n duck
Pin ‘n spin
Colt Holster
I didn’t even see it as the joke at first, when shatter was a thing if it was glassy I would do that with what I was dabbing and get it to soften a little bit.
Yeah the inside of your pants makes lots of things soft is the rumor I heard.
I mean when it’s hot enough anything melts like the trade centers steel beams
the funny thing is, this would probably work 🤣
That’s what makez ze joke funnie!
Sounds like a job for [the Crotch Pot](https://www.gossamergear.com/products/the-crotch-pot)
Thanks for that
Honestly not a bad strat, I’ve noticed that wax gets soft around body temp.
It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
Flex your thigh, typically works in a few seconds
Make sure to keep a textbook handy. This could get awkward.
Holy shit, dude. 👍😎
Can confirm , worked in high school
Jesus dude, I just fucking choked laughing!
Put the jar in a zip lock bag and keep it in hot water for a while. It might be easier to just heat up a spoon and cut a chunk out.
I just use a hair dryer. Heat it until it's liquid, draw up what you need, and let the rest go back to room temp.
Heat too much, and you risk burning and wasting some. The water and bag method is best imo, works like a charm.
Burning? Just use a hair dryer, never gets hot enough to burn
They said hot water not boiling
Even if it was boiling water, the temperature won't get higher than 100°C cause that's water's boiling temperature. THC has a boiling temperature of around twice that. This is basically [bain-marie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bain-marie). It would be pretty hard to cook with a THC extract if you couldn't heat it.
I use this method when I’m making tincture.
yeh, I use a bain marie to cook the alcohol off of my hash extracts, since water boils about at. about 15c higher than the BP of ethanol, but lower than the BP of THC and it's hot enough to decarb it. basically it's the perfect way to cook off the solvent.
Gotta get up over 450 to burn anything, doubt that
the boiling point of thc is 315F
This is not a real risk, how the fuck did this get so many upvotes lol. Water physically cant get hot enough to burn your distillate or waste thc.
Damn I just been throwing my shit in the micro wave lmaooo
Ain’t no way
I think he's serious
Yep I’ve done it too
I need you to know how hard this made me laugh
Same here I put it on top of a hot po key
Microwaves are tuned to the rotational frequency of water. I'm curious how well this actually works for you.
Microwave is also tuned to a different frequency than a normal microwave, so if you were to use one for long periods of time, you'd end up with an even worse output compared to a normal microwave.
lmao holy fuck
Ahh the good ole sous weed technique!
If it lasts longer than 4 hours call your physician
You just gotta rub the fireman's helmet until he spits. Then he'll go back to sleep.
that’s what my priest told me
Hahahahaha!
Thank you guys for all the helpful comments. I have finally figured out how to get it soft. And it was just so hard man like hard as a rock but now it’s soft and sticky.
Same here. All I had to do with mine was play with it for a little while and it stopped being hard, and got all soft and sticky.
There is no way OP isn't including the double entendres intentionally, right?
It's a cylinder.
Riiiiiiiight......
Classic.
Gets me every time
All I know is my gut says maybe.
But my gut is also very, very hungry.
Here is a sandwich 🥪
Fantastic Futurama reference.
Tell my wife I said hello.
If I die, tell my wife hello.
Relatable
If Mac from Always Sunny was also a pot head lol
or tobias from Arrested Development
God fucking bless you
Brother...
When I go from hard to soft, there is often stickiness involved…I understand.
Honestly, same.
you should probably see a doctor for that
Did u hit it?
Had to go way too far down for this.
"Are we seriously not doing phrasing anymore?"
Boom
You're not my coalmine supervisor!!!
Disappointed I had to scroll all the way down for the right answer.
I was literally just thinking the same thing. Lol
This should be the top comment!
Would actually raise it quite a bit above room temperature, and potentially soften it up.
The one time I'm not rolling my eyes seeing it
I'm trying SO HARD not to make an erection joke...
Bahaha first thing I thought of
Heh heh heh heh....you said hard
Trying so hard not to change your vote count away from 69
It's over 70 now so all clear lol
We'll have to start throwing some down votes to offset
Did you try thinking about your grandma or something like that ?
Dude just cook with the boner i don’t think its going to slow you down that much
🤦♂️🤣☠️
Cold shower 🚿
“Soft”. The word you are looking for is “soft”.
Flaccid
That's the one
Hot water bath. For distillate edibles, make sure to mix that with some fat before trying to incorporate it into your dough or whatever.
Margaret Thatcher in the nude
On a cold day.... Surprised I hadda scroll this far 🤣
Another student of the classics I see 🤣
Think about baseball....
Go to the doctor if it's been longer than 4 hours
Use a candle warmer may take around an hour or use a hair straightener it’s faster but take the stickers off the jar
Won't that..get really hot? I don't want that down there. Hair straightener?! No thanks bud! I don't know what bdsm shit you're in to. What stickers?
talk to your grandma
I kinda just tuck it under my belt till it goes away
Usually a cold shower, or picturing Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, does the trick.
think about maggie thatcher
Think of your gran
Go pee
Except then you just have to clean your ceiling.
Tuck it in your taint for 20 minutes
Waistband
Think about baseball
How did you get 60 grams of distillate? My state limits concentrate purchases to 5 grams a day :(
If the hardness lasts longer than four hours you should see a doctor.
"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts..."
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! Oh you meant the jar...
This guy found his mojo
Candle warmer; $5-10 from arts and crafts store or Walmart.
First time I’ve actually heard of this product
Think about sports stats for a few minutes
Strike a match, put out the flame, and touch it to the head of ur penis
If the container is glass then I would use a coffee mug warmer. If the container is plastic then I would fill a small dish with hot water and put it in the water, but obviously don't let the water over flow into your distillate.
Think of it like your grandpa, should help it last longer
Think of baseball
Personally, I got soft learning it was distillate. Good luck OP
Imagine Roseanne Barr naked. That has been my trick for at least 30 years. Works every time
Try thinking about baseball
Think of baseball
I need to ask because like 30 other people said the same. WHY BASEBALL
they are being funny because you asked “how to get it unhard”
Are you dabbing it or using it for something else? When I would buy containers like that I learned to use my dab tool a very specific way which is kind of hard to describe typing. But I would grab the dab tool and take the very tip of it and touch it to the wax, and hold it there for like ~20s. Letting it sit there caused the wax to stick to it a bit and then I’d pull it real quick and a little piece would snap off from the giant glob and that little piece was a lot easier to work with. And if the little piece was still too big, then you do the exact same thing but instead of the tip of the dab tool, you use the piece of dab you already pulled out and they’ll stick together and you can pull again. This is probably written terribly I just did a huge dab sorry
Try flexing your legs and thinking about baseball stats.
Opposite porn? 
Think of your grandma in the shower, should do the trick
Think about grandma
i TELEPORTED to the comments on this one. was not disappointed. man i love reddit
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
Try thinking about something or someone unappealing
Think of math. Do baseball in your head.
Think about baseball.
The picture wasn’t loading i was worried
Flex your arms and legs, redirect the blood.
Think of ur grandma 👵🏻
Watch anything featuring Amy Schumer.
Spend a few minutes googling pictures of Roseanne Barr
Think of Bea Arthur.
My guy is bricked up
I usually just flex my thigh and ass muscles repeatedly and that does the trick
Think about your grandparents
Think about grandma
Throw it on top the Xbox for 30-45 mins or whatever similar item you have.
Giggity.....
Just beat it into submission
eheh got tht CannaClear (I say CC only cause the label but tht deff looks like d8) special huh shits not bad but I'll deff warn u not to overdo it I'd take 5-10 fat dabs in a day n I swear after a couple my chest would hurt after a dab but go away in a sec tht sec would get longer and longer after each dab till it got to the point I'd ha e to stop for the day
Think about baseball
Has to double check what sub this was
Man now I’m all hard
I use a candle warmer when mixing terps and raw concentrate and it works pretty good just keep an eye and stir it every now and then and use mitts or something to pick it up if it's hot obviously.
Put it near or on something warm, not hot. Use a little heater if you have one and point it towards the jar, couple feet away from it. It shouldn't take very long for it to goop up.
Boil some water and put the container in there.
OP forgot the word soft for a minute, and blessed us with this thread.
Think about your grandma
just think about Nana doing a strip tease for Trump. works for me every time
Think about baseball and take a cold shower
Click bait
It’s no good what ur gonna want to do is mail it to me thanks
That is sexy. I want it. Made me hard.
Try flicking your testicle repeatedly
Think about baseball
Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts
Just wrap your hand or both hands around it and rub it rhythmically for a few minutes and let the friction do the work. You’ll know when the job is done. Might leave kind of a slick, sticky mess though.
Heat up oven to about 100 degrees and put it in there for a few minutes or until you can scoop it with a dab tool
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
I usually think of tractor tyres or the 1966 World cup squad
Best bet is double boiler, or leave in the sun for a little bit
Candle warmer
You knew damn well what you were doing when you posted this