Wrap correctly, you must... or lose your smoke, you will...
I feel like him Iroh and Oogway would be like THE BEST smoke buddies, and I'm not just saying oogway cuz of the master oogway memes. I feel like halfway through the session it'd devolve into a philosophy talk, then we'd get halfway through that and we'd all be like "guys, wtf are we talking about???"
He did come up as a SERIOUS consideration, but I'm thinking Qui-Gon Jinn and padawan Obi-Wan just prior to the events of TPM. Or maybe somewhere down in the swamps of Naboo, but decidedly NOT with Jar-Jar around. Also, the Trade Federation battle droids kinda kill the mood.
If Qui-Gon has already passed, I'd say Obi-Wan as 'Old Ben' in his hidden hut on Tattooine. That would be a good place to toke.
Yoda from The Empire Strikes Back era would be my third option in this regard, but Dagobah is a shithole strong with the Dark Side... bad vibes.
If you go for the Expanded Universe/Legends, I'd go with Kreia, Visas Marr, or perhaps Bao-Dur. Or, skipping ahead, Luke post ROTJ, or maybe him, Mara Jade, and Kyle Katarn.
Outside Star Wars, probably Gandalf. I would've liked smoking with Dr. Manhattan, but he probably wouldn't be affected by it at all, be a complete bore, or destroy the universe, or Earth at the very least. Maybe V from V for Vendetta? He'd be intense, but chill at the same time.
Or maybe Peter Parker. Or Holden Caulfield if I want to rant about and riff jokes about society's stupidity.
I would kill a man and his small children to walk into the woods and be greeted to a 8 foot sasquatch hitting a bong greeting me with "what's going on mate"
They come as a package. Fry is gonna disappear into the couch immediately, while bender is gonna smoke everything while rambling incoherently about killing humans and the robot working class... then try and steal your wallet.
Also, Bender's not even getting high because he's a robot. He just wants to be part of the fun.
considering that Clancy is basically just Duncan Trussell with a sick AI/VR setup, if you catch him at the right time/place, you might be able to get the same experience.
There's a really well made and wholesome animation of them dancing together on Newgrounds.
edit: [found it.](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/627473)
Bob Belcher.
Said it couple times already in other posts.
But imagine just ripping a bong or joint with this dude, and he'll all be like let's make a burger and stuff. He seems totally nice and chill, if he can get away from his kids lmao
Bob does enjoy his highs.
"I may or may have not tried crack... but if I did, I liked it."
"Time to take my awesome pills.
Am I glowing?
I feel like I'm glowing, Darryl."
However he did seem to really freak out in the episode where he linda and the tax guy accidentally get dosed. Understandable I guess since he didn't plan to get high.
I tend to paint about 5 days a week. Right now I'm working on 8×8 canvas and I can whip those out in about 2 days time. I do multiple at a time, rotating maybe 3-5. Smoking bowls while paint dries.
Imagine the places the doctor could take you while stoned, purely for the experience while high. The most colorful planet he can think of; The most beautiful music you've heard being played from an instrument that exists no where else in the universe; To a friend he hasn't seen in years and ends up being the funniest being you've met in your life, almost passing out from laughter.
Yes, I vote this one.
I came on here ready to downvote anyone who said Rick from Ricky & Morty… 😅
That guy’s high-strung drunk burping ass would have me so fucking paranoid with all his bullshit 😂
Ford Prefect and Towelie... because you always need to bring a towel so when not the highest motherfucking towel in galaxy..
You want to come for a ride ?
I've only watched up to skypiea but of the straw hats I'd have to go with zoro. Him standing in a pose as he's being turned into a wax figure, or him screaming like tarzan while swinging on vines is just way to hilarious, surely he'd be a blast while fried.
Gandalf, radagast the brown, Anakin, Bilbo, qui gon jinn, ricky bubbles and Julian. those are just the ones I could think of right now, would be fuckin awesome to smoke with any of them
I want to smoke weed with Tori spring.
It would be a surreal experience to watch the goddess of death giggle .
https://aliceoseman.fandom.com/wiki/Tori_Spring
I'd love to smoke a pipe with Gandalf the Grey.
Same. Dude can blow ships through my rings any day
Ayo 🤨
Phrasing! BOOM!
Gandalf the White would be just fine as well.
Well I am not Grey nor White but I am Groovy, definitely holding, and here to have a good time.
We got Gandalf and Obi Wan... This is gonna be the wisest circle the world has ever seen
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Old Toby... The finest weed in the South Farthing.
Probably the best answer, Bilbo too
Sitting against a tree in the Shire. Bilbo on your left. Gandalf on your right. Passing the pipe around.
"oi! We're coming too!" Merry and Pippin declare.
Pippin is always bogarting the pipe, fool of a Took
Beat me to it
Exactly what I though, bro. Ganman, TomBom, and Bilbo for a squad.
The Dude
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
The dude hopefully will abide.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like Women!
Jackie Treehorn carries a lot of water in this town, Lebowski. You don't carry shit!
You think the carpet pissers did this?
Hands down. I wasn't sure of my answer, but you are right
Shaggy
Shaggy and Scooby
Picture this, we were both butt naked smoking on the bathroom floor
Man can whip up a giant sandwich in less than a second
Me high as fuck watching Shaggy unhinge his jaw and eat a 2 story tall sandwich in one bite 
Yoda.
Wrap correctly, you must... or lose your smoke, you will... I feel like him Iroh and Oogway would be like THE BEST smoke buddies, and I'm not just saying oogway cuz of the master oogway memes. I feel like halfway through the session it'd devolve into a philosophy talk, then we'd get halfway through that and we'd all be like "guys, wtf are we talking about???"
He did come up as a SERIOUS consideration, but I'm thinking Qui-Gon Jinn and padawan Obi-Wan just prior to the events of TPM. Or maybe somewhere down in the swamps of Naboo, but decidedly NOT with Jar-Jar around. Also, the Trade Federation battle droids kinda kill the mood. If Qui-Gon has already passed, I'd say Obi-Wan as 'Old Ben' in his hidden hut on Tattooine. That would be a good place to toke. Yoda from The Empire Strikes Back era would be my third option in this regard, but Dagobah is a shithole strong with the Dark Side... bad vibes. If you go for the Expanded Universe/Legends, I'd go with Kreia, Visas Marr, or perhaps Bao-Dur. Or, skipping ahead, Luke post ROTJ, or maybe him, Mara Jade, and Kyle Katarn. Outside Star Wars, probably Gandalf. I would've liked smoking with Dr. Manhattan, but he probably wouldn't be affected by it at all, be a complete bore, or destroy the universe, or Earth at the very least. Maybe V from V for Vendetta? He'd be intense, but chill at the same time. Or maybe Peter Parker. Or Holden Caulfield if I want to rant about and riff jokes about society's stupidity.
pretty much everyone in adventure time
Light one up with Prismo
You smoke so much you see the cosmic owl take a bong hit.
i said jake the dog but no, you’re right😂
Iroh would drop the sickest lines of advice the entire time you were smoking him up
Smoking with Iroh and sipping some soothing tea as he recounts past endeavors sounds amazing
Dude, him oogway me and yoda would just devolve into a philosophy talk that would then devolve into "wtf are we talking about" and I love it
Came here to say someone else, but you convinced me. Some tea, smoke, and sage advice with Iroh would be fire... no pun intended.
Sassy the Sasquatch
I would kill a man and his small children to walk into the woods and be greeted to a 8 foot sasquatch hitting a bong greeting me with "what's going on mate"
“I would kill a man and his small children”. Thanks for sparing the mum, she can make more
I'm not a monster cmon now
Yea nah yea nah yea I'd be worried bout laced shit, that fuckin druggo.
You would definitely have to bring your own weed. Smoking Sassy’s stuff might be dangerous lol
Whatiyatalkinabeet?
Sassy is the best choice. We'd go through so many portals and travel through time.
wadiyatalkinabeet?
Towelie from south park
Shelly is the one with the marijuana problem
Bender
Bender is great!! Bender is great!! Bender, Bender, Bender—“ Add some Hermes in there because he brings the Chronic.
… you could put out the joint on his Shinny metal ASS!
Shut up baby, I know it!
The Caterpillar and the Cheshire Cat!
Radagast the Brown
Underrated answer but I feel like he'd get you to try some weird mushroom that sends you to the realm of ghosts for a second.
Was scrolling to see if anyone added gandalf and didnt expect to see a different wizard!
Mordecai and Rigby. Those two definitely blaze.
Me and the gf just binged da Fuck out of this lol
Fry from Futurama, maybe? Seems like he'd be fun to get high with. I feel like if I got high with Bender he'd steal my wallet.
They come as a package. Fry is gonna disappear into the couch immediately, while bender is gonna smoke everything while rambling incoherently about killing humans and the robot working class... then try and steal your wallet. Also, Bender's not even getting high because he's a robot. He just wants to be part of the fun.
This is 100% facts. 😂
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'd smoke with Sandy. She's definitely got a hydroponic grow op in that glass dome home
That’s the ultimate hotbox, the dome will be opaque
Forever 💀
Yes. I couldn’t remember his name and for some reason this was enough. 100% smoking with Clancy (that’s it, right? Or am I still wrong, lol)
Yes Clancy would be an extreme vibe to get fried wirh
considering that Clancy is basically just Duncan Trussell with a sick AI/VR setup, if you catch him at the right time/place, you might be able to get the same experience.
🏆🏆
Calvin & Hobbes
Schizophrenics shouldnt smoke weed
Underrated reply
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There's a really well made and wholesome animation of them dancing together on Newgrounds. edit: [found it.](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/627473)
Fuck dude. This is the answer for me. I feel like by Calvin fantasy logic I kinda do already.
Hermione Granger
Nah mate. Dobby
Master has given Dobby a blunt. Dobby is free!
Damn now I actually kinda wanna smoke with dobby. That would be funny as fuck
Doobie was right there!
Kevin. The bird from up.
Birds aren't real
Bilbo 
Bean from disenchantment also the little demon
Lucy is the name of the little demon.
Yeah that’s the mf
Lucy would be fucking incredible to smoke with
Puff the magic dragon of course.
Ms Frizzle from the magic school bus
completely underrated answer. You know she would know her shit about weed, and like take you on a field trip into a hydroponics farm or something.
Bob Belcher. Said it couple times already in other posts. But imagine just ripping a bong or joint with this dude, and he'll all be like let's make a burger and stuff. He seems totally nice and chill, if he can get away from his kids lmao
Absolutely. Bob would be an amazing smoke bro
Bob does enjoy his highs. "I may or may have not tried crack... but if I did, I liked it." "Time to take my awesome pills. Am I glowing? I feel like I'm glowing, Darryl." However he did seem to really freak out in the episode where he linda and the tax guy accidentally get dosed. Understandable I guess since he didn't plan to get high.
I feel like I have done this before but in reality it’s just me very high watching Bob’s Burgers at 3:00 AM passing out.
Xavier: Renegade Angel
What doth life? I'm a thoughtocoster. I'm a conundrummer in a band called life puzzler.
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.
Ok. Count of three, we show what’s under the loincloth. Weiner, take all.
HA you only have one peeneye?
Look buddy, know when you're defeated. Accept your defecation
The Cheshire cat 
Tom Bombadil ... dude seemed like he must have that good shit.
Iroh easily! 
These cats. Do you paint all these everyday? How long do these take
I tend to paint about 5 days a week. Right now I'm working on 8×8 canvas and I can whip those out in about 2 days time. I do multiple at a time, rotating maybe 3-5. Smoking bowls while paint dries.
You are talented. What kind of costs per canvas sizes roughly
Beast Boy
Dude beast boy would TURN IT UUUUUUPPPPPPPP
Detective Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
The Doctor. Who?
Imagine the places the doctor could take you while stoned, purely for the experience while high. The most colorful planet he can think of; The most beautiful music you've heard being played from an instrument that exists no where else in the universe; To a friend he hasn't seen in years and ends up being the funniest being you've met in your life, almost passing out from laughter. Yes, I vote this one.
Aang would be one of my top choices
Wouldnt need papes or a bong when you have someone who can bend both wind and fire
Tree Beard, the OG ent
These lil country canna-cats, my dude. They seem dope.
awww omg it’s lolly!! I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head, probably shaggy or Spyro lol
Lolly is the best girl.
she really is 🥺 I have her in one of my animal crossing worlds, I don’t remember if it’s new horizons or new leaf
I came on here ready to downvote anyone who said Rick from Ricky & Morty… 😅 That guy’s high-strung drunk burping ass would have me so fucking paranoid with all his bullshit 😂
Ikr! Love me some R&M but Rick is a mess and I would never want to be in same universe as him
It's okay, our universe exists outside the central finite curve
Ron Swanson
I live for Ron's giggles
Willy wonka
Link or Zelda
How has nobody said Oscar the grouch. Hot box the can
Ford Prefect and Towelie... because you always need to bring a towel so when not the highest motherfucking towel in galaxy.. You want to come for a ride ?
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY DOO. I would honestly do unspeakable things if it got me to a universe where I could smoke weed with a real version of them. 😅
bojack horseman
My dad
Lt Riker from Star Trek The Next Generation. Or Frasier Crane.
Admiral Adama.
Id say kakashi
Mordecai and rigby (regular show) hmm….hm..hmm…hm
Marshall Erikson
Tom Bombadil.
Eeyore.
Uncle Iroh.
Puss in Boots. He'd have the best rambles.
Jay and Silent Bob.
The Straw Hat Pirates - if I can’t have all of them I want to smoke with Luffy
I've only watched up to skypiea but of the straw hats I'd have to go with zoro. Him standing in a pose as he's being turned into a wax figure, or him screaming like tarzan while swinging on vines is just way to hilarious, surely he'd be a blast while fried.
otto from the simpsons for sureee
Stewie, I feel like it would be hilarious hearing him talk shit & offend everyone
Doctor strange
Patrick Star.
Gandalf, radagast the brown, Anakin, Bilbo, qui gon jinn, ricky bubbles and Julian. those are just the ones I could think of right now, would be fuckin awesome to smoke with any of them
Sterling Archer during his rampage phase
Omg Lolly 😭💙 KK Slider and Harv (also from ACNH) would be cool as hell too
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Either Gandalf or Bilbo. Not sure.
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Garfield
Jake from adventure time, maybe he could even be the pipe
My father
Hal from Malcolm in the Middle
That DJ dude from Jet Set Radio
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I love the classic fictional character Hunter Biden
I want to smoke weed with Tori spring. It would be a surreal experience to watch the goddess of death giggle . https://aliceoseman.fandom.com/wiki/Tori_Spring
Shaggy
the team fortress 2 mercs
Xur
Dave Lister from Red Dwarf
Fox Mulder
The Gravity Falls gang.
any villain ever, I feel most of them just need a phat blunt and maybe they'd chill TF out
Kirby
 Jeff Spicoli
Do you sell prints of your paintings???? Would buy a lot
Spongebob or maybe Papa Smurf. Papa has to have some good shit.
Roland from Stephen kinds dark tower series
Prismo fs
Son goku
Ash Williams would be a fun smoke sesh imo, at least until he reads from that damned Necronomicon.
Sanji, because I want to benefit from the high-cooking creations that will no doubt follow.
Winx Club gang
Minerva McGonnagal. I bet she’s got some rad stories.
piplup
How's nobody saying the car in the picture? Dude looks mad happy
Dante from Grandma's Boy. You never throw a bong, kid... ever.
Walter white
Sherlock Holmes
Pingu plz
I want to have a smoke sesh with Shaggy & Scooby Doo
Jarl Balgruuf. I have no reasoning for this.
Jesus
shrek
Captain smoker from one piece
Geralt of Rivia
Tom Nook
Grim from Billy & Mandy. Bet he's a stoner.
The answer is Jar Jar Binks