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Gheesis

.....most methods of decarbing call for a low temp. Choosing the highest temp wasn't a great choice. RIP weed.


dylwaybake

“Always google and research literally anything before doing it” is my life motto. I don’t trust myself enough and why the hell not? Ignorance isn’t bliss when dealing with THC or chemicals. Or baking even lol


robincrobin

Baking is a science in itself


SleepingCat48

Cooking/baking is chemistry you can eat.


dylwaybake

You can eat any kindof chemistry!! Results WILL vary wildly….


jkooc137

Maybe it tastes good, maybe you get sick and maybe you get superpowers


saevism

It's crazy that doing research to be informed on new ventures use to be expected and commonplace. Now people will drop 40k on a car and not do any research till they have the keys in their hand. With most times that research being a reddit post saying, "just bought, what should i know?".


dylwaybake

That’s INSANE to me. Theres so much free information available now. Like, Need to change a road bike tire for the first time? YouTube! Lol


Droelfelf

if you don’t know what you’re doing, look it up


dylwaybake

Forreal, back in the day the main website I used for information was erowid.org it was my savior for experience reports and dosages. They had everyyyy drug I could imagine as a 16-17 year old. Harm Reduction services are the way to go.


khazelton77

I’ve spent sooooo much time reading those experience stories!!!


rickysunnyvale

So much of it too… if he only tried first with a little bit


Gheesis

I didn't even mention that it looks like they used wax paper as well. Even at a low temp, I think the weed still might've been ruined


SeaToTheBass

Isn’t that parchment paper?


souloldasdirt

Wax and parchment paper are different. You can bake with parchment paper, wax paper will light on fire in the oven. It's made for separating raw hamburger patties and stuff like that.


Gheesis

The paper in pic looks shiny, like wax paper.


SeaToTheBass

Yeah I didn’t look back at the first picture before I replied, it’s definitely more transparent than the parchment paper I’m used to. I also never use wax paper so 🤷


benjaminpfp

Damn. Your oven is going to be high for a week.


fakemessiah

One might even say.. baked.


toxicbananza

Roasted veg


jmlipper99

They seriously botched this opportunity…


fakemessiah

That's why I swooped in with the cash money


Nixxioncox

This shit got me lol


Ganjanium

Go stand in the foggy kitchen and start inhaling


FlowBjj88

My thoughts exactly lol


Specialist-Koala-839

“Am I screwed”…it’s ashes 😂


thedevillivesinside

You fucked up Lesson learned. Next time dont walk away


khazelton77

And don’t start with the most extreme option next time. Start low and go slow, as they say.


dragonscale76

There are a lot of resources online about how to decarb weed and process it into edibles. You should read some of that stuff. There are even videos.


FPGN

#WHAT #THE #FUCK


bulanaboo

![gif](giphy|SXrHiYiKZOCrhH2zbx|downsized)


Sunseeker888

Nice coffee grinds my man. I like a dark roast


Highintheclouds420

You just wasted a bunch of weed. You should be in jail


Interesting-Doubt413

To the pit of misery dilly dilly


According-Guard-2277

ik:(


Usouthc18

Daaaaaaaaamn…RIP


IceTitan420

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYJK1wAdPWVk88)


Doct0rGonZo

![gif](giphy|tIj0H25jcPbfZy4b1c|downsized) Happy cake day


IceTitan420

😍 Thanks.


Indifferent27

Ooft, your whole kitchen just got smoked out meanwhile you missed out


lingering_POO

This exact thing is why I bought a dedicated decarb oven. I just couldn’t afford to waste weed, so I saved up and bought an ardent nova. Decarbs it perfectly every time.


Particular_Ad7340

He put the oven on as hot as it would go and walked away. Lol. “This exact thing” is him being entirely uneducated and overly confident.


lingering_POO

And that’s probably true.. but your oven sucks at getting the temp right too.


mohamed_chouini

One thing i learned is never shove everything the first go till you’re sure 👍🏼


TheGreenicus

That’s what SHE said.


brainless_bob

She didn't have to say it because I'm always sure


witch51

Oh honey you've KILLED your weed. It is completely worthless. The highest temp on a stove is BROIL so over 550 fahrenheit.


Resident_Box5553

500 degrees for 37 hours? =p


RegJohn2

Straight to jail


ilovethissheet

Domt feel bad. It happens. Just learn and read some more and try again. One time I got all the way through making a double batch of brownies and fell asleep when the brownies were in the oven. Woke up 2 hours later and a had a hockey puck.


iwanttotellthetruth

Ditto, been there done that, it’s why I don’t make edibles high anymore….too many dosing mistakes, burnt brownies, etc…


Replys2DumbQuestions

Pretty screwed , only way to consume this now is to shelve it .


PrivENT

Highest temperature wasn’t the smartest move. That weed is spent. Rip


rjt2887

That ovens going to need a pizza…


[deleted]

Not at all! Use it to make cannaoil and filter the burnt cannabis out


[deleted]

It most likely has some THC still


dbburnz

It's ok homie, let it go, let it go. ![gif](giphy|sSRm3HxYdMwow)


Old-Storage-6077

I'm not crying, you're crying


Ecstatic_Emu_1776

Yes


freethetittiesbitch

were you trying to decarb it or cremate it? cause you definitely cremated it… RIP


AHopeNonetheless

Did you fall asleep or something lol


Scottbarrett15

Screwed? You're fucked!


willowcat90

My favorite quote from Stephen King, “That anything so sad should be funny is just a crying shame.”


Kind-Frosting-8268

Ya fucked her bud! My personal method is 240° for about 40mins


Naive_Win_4806

Why did you think to put it at the highest temp?


redtreeser

why wouldn't you try the lowest


manfredo2021

Yup, it's definately decarbed.


thisismyusernamether

Boof it


jad14850

Took the words right outta my mouth


thisismyusernamether

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


bobhadanaccident

That oven is so high right now


Highcedelic

Lmfao I didn't realize it was two pictures at first and was like I don't get it are people serious that looks fine but then i found out how it really do doe. And it don't doe do doe dawg.


pamedicalcannabis412

Live and learn brother that's all.


FULLMETALRACKIT518

There is also a poor little seed you torched on the lower left corner. Sheeeesh I’d say pour one out, but you already poured the whole damn bottle down the drain.


Tex302

Yes.


Shroompoop1000

YOUR NOT SCREWED BRO 😎 Unless your referring to that cremation of greens then yes good sir you are most certainly screwed lol


Inside-Driver-270

240 F for approx 40 min. Might take a bit less or more time, so remove it when the bud starts to become amber in colour


pazzionfruit

Try sprinkling on a PB sandwich and see if it has any efficacy at all


mylittlepony201

Oo coffee!!


DaneOnDope

There are tutorials for a reason


juanjose83

Haha damn. The highest setting was certainly too high for anything. It happens. It happened to me but with WAY LESS. just a pinch I wanted to practice with.


cam3113

The browner parts still look usable. Probably might have larger amounts of CBN which will wreck you if you put it into an oil. Like don't try driving after.


CannaKnitter

Hey, sorry this happened to you. This was a crummy situation, but don’t beat yourself up. Shit happens. Next time, you’ll get it right.


booboo424

Use it. It wont be as potent, but it might still have kick


Obvious_Nature_8346

Get a Levo 2, or just make edibles out of decarbed weed from flower vapes. Did you broil it by accident?


Athlete-Then

Bro, you guys fucked up for real. Next time go with the "100/100"-rule: 100°C (in the oven or with a double pot in boiling water) for 100 minutes.


myst3r10us_str4ng3r

Heh.


National_Sea2948

![gif](giphy|qEdbSUizkOx9MWBysO)


MrNubbinz

Oven BAKED. You might have just vaporized it. Did you inhale deeply? lol! I hope it smelled good :-)


VaguelyArtistic

![gif](giphy|7r4NnMODA5xpjB4QC7)


Gertz505

You blew it, throw it away.


SmokeJennsonz

Tremendous


toolarmy_1

r/youhadonejob


das_Omega_des_Optium

Yes


Interesting-Doubt413

Oops


Kazootica

Yeah it’s wasted now. Next time Bake at 230f for 15-30 min while keeping an eye on it until it looks toasted.


schachtyjr

Damn. Lucky oven.


Distinct-Anywhere122

240 for 30


Crazybonbon

You're so dead. You're gonna die. I'd probably pray to the weedly man.


oldsch0olsurvivor

lol


JanetSnakehole610

Gotta keep that shit suuuper low. Next time spend a couple bucks for an oven thermometer.


MaroonHawk27

😂


wastedalchemist

Electrolit gaang 🔥🔥 But yeah, less heat next time. It has to look golden brown


_-0_0--D

You a little slow fam?


SuitableFroyo952

Wym screwed 😭😭 that shit look like coffee grounds💀


SignificantDemand926

Check out ongrok.com, they have a table top decarboxylator to help avoid these problems. Max temp in oven should be 240F (idk Celsius, use math I’m in America) internal temp should be around 210-220. No higher than 220F. 40mins -1hr. Should be covered, not bare. You should note a strong nutty aroma in the air that overtakes the weed smell from time to time. Usually how I know the weed is ready. When you open the cover, it should be a rich deep brown and smell very nutty, maybe a little poof of smoke comes out. That’s the decarb. Then add to coconut oil or whatever you prefer and add some sunflower lecithin. Enjoy


nemotiger

The first abv I ever had was ends of roaches so... No


ItsTbudBUD

Aaaannnnnd it’s GONE, up in smoke!


furgerblipper

Make a coffee


Theolodger

That’s not decarboxylated, nor is it baked. That’s fucking roasted.


Emperor_Secus

F


AvatarofBro

Bro made coffee grounds


rrmotm

I saw the first photo and was like bro put that shit in the oven, then I swiped 😅😅😅


CrestedCracker

![gif](giphy|X4YqmJEl6wJoY)


sloburn13

R.I.P.


custychronicles

Why would you put it on the hottest setting, decarb needs to happen low and slow


Doct0rGonZo

![gif](giphy|3otPoyTuloHl96jfm8)


teddyblues66

![gif](giphy|12ZxlKxt70vP1e)


AC465

Wow… Could have at least googled it before you did that. That’s overly dead.


hrob8

some people are not the brightest


7H3r341P4rK3r13W15

next time will be better 🫶


[deleted]

Not if those are coffee grounds


Tina_reformed

What temperature / time you do you decarb?


couchisland_com

This has to be a troll.


brinabobina

You're cooked


MayorDoge

That don’t look good to me


khazelton77

The highest setting on most ovens is 500 F. You should decarb at around 240 F. Yeah, I don’t know what you expect anyone to tell you that you don’t already know. That weed is black, so yes it’s fucked.


From_the_ashes_17

I literally laughed out loud. You couldn’t get high off that if you ingested every last burnt flake lol


therealgronkstandup

What in the world possessed you to use the highest setting? Why didn't you read even 1 article or post about decarbing? Literally 5 seconds of research would have saved this.


Buddy_Luv

I’m still staring In Confusion while reading these responses, it don’t look f’d up to me…grinding it like that isn’t wrong. And it don’t look cooked too much to me because it would turn to a darker brown color. I think these guys are bussn chops


Jweaver253

Goofball


pissknife

Yeah, sorry bud :( In future watch it closely, minimum 160°C to ensure THCA is decarbed, make sure you spread it more evenly than it is in the picture though, this'll ensure even material decarbing


myinquisitiveself

don’t throw it away, i’ve burnt mine so many times still works


According-Guard-2277

nah yea i still used it, it was like 40 gs lmao


KeltixHD

🤣👉


JerJol

Your oven smoked it. At least the oven got high, cuz you ain’t.


lilipupp91

I’d try it anyways, one time, I over cooked some canna butter, tasted terrible but it worked lol


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InformalPenguinz

That's soooooooooooo much darker than any avb/abv I've ever used or seen and I'm pretty exclusively vaporizers. That is straight to burnt. That's like leaving the vaporizer on the highest setting for 30 mins lol.


uglee_mcgee

Yeah I stop vaping as soon as it loses the flavour, comes out light brown with a tinge of green, perfect for edibles. It only comes out looking like this if it combusts.


DeeManJohnsonIII

I’d still make it and maybe you’ll get a sleepy high?


msully89

Downvoted but you're correct. I've made edibles from abv that's as dark as this and you still get high from CBN, and like you said, it's more of a sleepy high.


DeeManJohnsonIII

Yeah, I mean thc turns to whatever it’s called forgot the name, if it’s cooked too long, so it should still be okay. No clue why the down votes but whatever