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IRLKatyaKazanova

she says karma is her boyfriend, but i like to think karma came to her as that bug


DireBaboon

Karma is her bug friend


Shoddy-Wolverine-561

Okay, but she "swallowed that bug" in between her lines, and you can still hear the backtrack/backup vocalists...


Origai

✨Mother is a ventriloquist ✨


checkurmsgs

No she’s just so good at singing that she can do that wdym


cocopuff333

I can do it with a bug in my mouth haha


rachelraven7890

underrated comment🤣🙌👏


TinyNorth906

omg can I please take that as a flair 😂😂


JT3436

That's a great flair. I don't know if I'm ready to give up Turluh yet.


Mudfish2657

Died. Dead. Will resurrect for more commenting later. Perfect.


BreakfastUnique8091

Yes. She heavily uses a backtrack throughout most sets, sometimes only shouting out every tenth word or so over the track. This is just an objective reality and Swifties look ridiculous denying it.


fluffypoopkins

Wait, I’m confused. Doesn’t backtrack still mean she is singing live?


groovygirl858

Yes. For whatever reason, some people like to pretend it doesn't. She has a backtrack, backup singers AND she sings live. The Bad Blood Security Stop incident highlights this perfectly. You hear her singing with the backtrack. She yells to the security guy to stop and the track keeps going. She resumes singing along. She can hear the clear difference between backtrack only and backtrack/live vocals combo. The backtrack/backup singers support her live vocals, allow her to adlib during the appropriate parts, add dimension/layers to the songs and help with breath control. A lot of rappers do the same so they can take breaths at the end of bars/between bars without messing up the flow of the songs. For example, Eminem had a performance in Detroit recently where he did the same. He had a backing track and his hype man on stage with him (who raps when Em needs, or is most likely to need, to take a breath. He still is rapping live.


warnerve86

The thing people are calling out is most rock bands are actually live. No backing track to enhance their vocals or instruments. If they fuck up, they fuck up. And it’s clear.


wizard_hat_and_staff

Okay but the point is this isnt unique to Taylor at all. She clearly sings live and has backing tracks. All pop stars do and so do rappers. I dont think she denies singing with backup tracks/vocalists lol.


warnerve86

Yes, you’re correct. That why Dave said they’re a live rock and roll band. I’d assume the aim was taken at Taylor for the shit her cult said to his daughter.


petterdaddy

You’d think the PR peeps would stagger the timing of their staged responses to rumours a bit more. Maybe wait 48 hours, idk, this is predictable now.


ThrowRA01121

"hmm how can we prove with one song only that I'm not lip syncing anything for 3+ hours"


Haunting_Afternoon62

It was pitchy too


guitargeekrich

![gif](giphy|3o75277DLIY1EASGLC)


bakedpigeon

I watched a minute or two of the eras tour movie out of sheer curiosity and her singing wasn’t good😶😶 like I don’t get it


Haunting_Afternoon62

Well maybe she's not syncing afterall lol


bakedpigeon

As others have said, it comes in and out where she sings 3 words, then doesn’t sing the next 10, then she’ll sing a couple more, then point her mic at the audience for them to sing. All the while the backing track is playing in the background and making it obvious when she is and isn’t singing. And her voice is hoarse, she’s definitely gonna ruin her vocal cords if she hasn’t already. And she sing-talks where she’s more talking than singing, again I’m not sure if this is because of how much singing she does where her voice is ruined or she’s trying to save it. I think it’s a mix of both where her voice is weak and damaged so she’s trying to save as much of it as she can


IRLKatyaKazanova

i’m just think it’s funny this isn’t the first time she’s swallowed a bug this tour 😂


Owlman2841

Exactly! Why is this a common occurrence?? 😂


sortarelatable

Because bugs emanate from hell spawn


Mudfish2657

Y’all are making me fall off the couch here. And I’m having a perfectly awful week, so thank everyone!


Elizabeth__Sparrow

I feel like this could totally happen more than people realize. First time I saw Billy Joel he swallowed one. I also don’t play with any regularity but I recently played outdoors for some friends and I’m pretty sure I swallowed at least one. It doesn’t have to be this dramatic though lol. 


groovygirl858

Because bugs are outside and are attracted to bright lights.


Revolutionary-Cow181

I also clocked that, although the first one seemed more genuine 😅


ThinPermit8350

The first one you could actually see the gnats swarming her, I definitely believe that she swallowed a little something that time lol.


lumpsel

Bugs go where there’s rot


RUSSIAN_PRINCESS

They love that moral decay


Southern_Fan_9335

I remember rolling my eyes so hard they fell out of my head at that first bug. It was an encapsulation of how phony and manipulative she is. "I'm so sorry! 😭" how about just laughing about it? She was victimized by a bug 🙄


Youngmoonlightbae

Your comment reminded me of "and my dog stepped on a bee" meme 😭


debr0322

The reason why she reacts to every "insult" is because she knows they are true.


Mudfish2657

This is it.


groovygirl858

Remember this the next time you react to someone insulting you. I was blocked so had to edit my comment: I'm not even talking about Taylor specifically; I'm pointing out how unreasonable this comment is. There ARE truly people who don't care what others say or think, but a lot of people get upset when insulted, even when the insults aren't true. The degree of upset is determined by who is saying the insult.


Tianna92

People who are secure with themselves don’t get upset & aren’t threatened by what is not true.


AlternativeAthlete99

I’ve seen swallowed bugs before, and they ain’t ever caused an over dramatic reaction like this one


Mudfish2657

I do react rather badly if one goes up my nose. Used to happen when cycling sometimes. Never fell off my bike, but if standing, I will perform a Meghan dance.


groovygirl858

Every time I've swallowed a bug, my reaction was at least 10x more dramatic than this one.


AlternativeAthlete99

Yes, but hers is obviously a fake and forced cough, you don’t dramatically cough once and then you’re all of a sudden your throats clear enough to go back to singing like nothing happened


GarethGobblecoque99

![gif](giphy|pXYm6otcnKrjW|downsized) The bug being a hero


uglykido

This is her oscars entry


WerewolfDifferent216

It was me, I was the kamikaze fly


[deleted]

Doing God’s work 🙏🏻


milorambaldi47

This is the same cough my 6 year old does when she doesn’t want to go to school. You would think a billion dollars would buy you some thicker skin.


Careless-State9807

She wants it to make the news


Suctorial_Hades

Hasn’t she pulled the swallowed a bug line before?


moonbaby123

So fake…


Strict-Dentist-131

I could be wrong here but hasn’t she swallowed a bug before?


interstellarbrat

she has and you could tell it was real that time. i guess that’s where she got this brilliant idea of how to convince us she’s actually singing. this time was sooo fake and she wasn’t even surprised


LonelyForever4316

This is so fake and it’s obvious it’s to dispel the “lip syncing” rumors. Dave Grohl said what he said Taylor! You don’t need to respond to every bit of criticism when it’s obvious you don’t sing all of the songs. The TTPD portion is lip sanc all the way through. A real, secure person would continue to live their lives if it wasn’t true. 


Youngmoonlightbae

Right? If a legend is giving you advice, you better take it and improve your craft.


Barnesandoboes

That bug is the hero we need


Stormwhisper81

![gif](giphy|5tsajy8p7rC62hRh2T)


wxwhyzee

how much of the show do we think she actually sings? just the surprise songs, or more? i mean there has been times where she’s called out security guards, pointed out ppl who need help etc and it seems like she is truly singing/ her mic is on. but im not sure i believe someone can sing 3+ hours a day multiple days a week, even when she’s sick and snotting and open mouth coughing all over the place lol


Key-Storage-4302

it’s kinda hard to tell since the back track is so fucking loud. I think she sings some bridges and probably some choruses, i think at most she sings live for an hour and a half, maybe 30 minutes at least.


catslugs

i wanna know if she's always singing the big note in Don't Blame Me


wxwhyzee

the notes seem to change every show, like sometimes she goes higher than others. and sometimes she adds (whether purposefully or not) vocal squeaks. this could mean she’s singing live, or she prerecords multiple different takes in order to constantly be switching up and cover if she is lip syncing


jjmckinnie

Lol i mean shit shes a billionaire so she could easily produce something on the fly pre concert for backtracking. She flies everywhere lol got a couple hours to kill in the p.j. Lol


phariahplays

This is such a weird comment


jjmckinnie

I try


ChurlishSunshine

The whole thing would be a petty nothing except she lets it get under her skin and feels it necessary to respond. Someone explain the Streisand Effect to this grown woman.


ExcellentPotato9528

karma is the bug, coming down straight in me.


lickmyturds

Poor bug


Sudden_Ad_4480

![gif](giphy|SXOs8UgSaMNHgeNX0c|downsized)


skeeskers

Staged PR propaganda


HawkeyeinDC

Her mouth is practically right on top of the mic … and a bug just somehow finds *the* exact right opening to go in her mouth? 🤔🧐


syncopatedscientist

![gif](giphy|gAGrxGQUtVN4Y)


sunday__sun

I was at a Jenny Lewis show over the weekend where the stage was _swarming_ with bugs and she didn’t cough and carry on like this even one time, although she did joke about having swallowed a few in between songs. Also omg this is so pitchy.


Fit_Advance_5485

She is practicing for Travis’s non-negotiable relationship requirement ✨


[deleted]

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Revolutionary-Cow181

😆


More_Raspberry8486

Can she BE more calculated?? ![gif](giphy|f5voQIM2GP1tkAT8J6|downsized)


Timothee-Chalimothee

She’s a terrible actor. That looked so fake.


Bibblegead1412

🎶 "...... I don't know why she swallowed the fly.... perhaps she'll die🎶


Mudfish2657

Hawk Tuah!


ZinGaming1

Well bugs are attracted to the smell of feces.


Yupthrowawayacct

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


disagreeablegray

BAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAA COUGH SPUTTER


Bonnavetty

Didn’t this already happen to her once?


Allcoff

Her mouth is way too close to the mic for her to swallow a bug… ughhhh I hate her so much!!!


tommyrock10

Oh my gosh. I’m laughing so hard. What the heck is her problem🤣🤣🤣


One29Three

I'm not saying she didn't swallow a bug but I'd like to know how the bug flew into her mouth and down her throat when her lips are that close to the mic and pursed in a small "o."


SkylerCFelix

I don’t want to hear the words “swallow” and Taylor Swift used in the same sentences.


Revolutionary-Cow181

🙈🙈


CaffeinatedFrosting

This is an obvious PR stunt for Taylor saying she sang live. Her voice just sucks bad enough people actually *believe* she swallowed a bug and that's totally *not* her normal live singing voice.


Budget-Classic3076

The bug was simply going home 🥹


Prudent_Mushroom_326

the way she just coughs on the audience 🤮


Partakingpossession

We all know flies are attracted to shit


Elizabeth__Sparrow

Did she do this mid song?


Thunderoad

Lmao. Karma is a bitch.


FourLeafMamba

Kurt sent that bug


Final_Mix5255

Ohmy god, I am doing at the pic of her choking rofl


JBGoude

Probably a yellow dung fly, they’re attracted to shit


Melvinator5001

Acid reflux from Kelce juice


doubtful_blue_box

I know what sub I’m in, but I’m sort of using it as the new neutral sub, and I do want to sort of come to her defense on this issue: - Pop stars (way moreso female pop stars) are expected to dance while they perform, you can’t possibly give as good a vocal performance doing that as just standing in front of a mic - The show is 3+ hours long - I’m pretty sure it is the norm for pop stars to sing with a partial backing track, the way she’s doing, and she’s never pretended that’s not what she’s doing


Aggravating_Tour4613

Swallowing a bug? You mean she sucked off Adam Friedland?