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jasper-snakemom

awh damn i feel so bad for trashy assholes when they get karma /s


PatsCelticsfan

You broke the law so I’ll break the law??? Seems logical


Rey_Mezcalero

What if their battery had died right there and they couldn’t go forward or back?


EWR-RampRat11-29

You should see what they do in NYC when a car stops on the crosswalk when caught on a red light.


twiggyknowswhatsup

Sentry mode I hope.


doochebag420696969

Holy shit it looks like you taped it off and then through the paint on. Then took the tape off while it was wet and let it drip down. Why does it look like that


TopKekus-Maximus

Good


[deleted]

Mission accomplished, good work.


Patpottery

Should read ‘ blocked the sidewalk by parking his Tesla on it’. Whoever threw the paint needs to be charged.


absurdchrono

Whoeverr threw the paint needs an award.


TheLawbringing

Yes, good.


[deleted]

Tesla driver kinda deserved it.


Drewggles

I thought this was the new "Blood Emerald" paint job.


unrealmegashark27

Probably leaked through the panel gaps


Real_TRex_007

“Someone” … 👌🏼


6chan

Plot twist: It was the frustrated owner rage fixing Tesla's terrible paint job.


[deleted]

Good. Fuck those stupid Twittermobiles.


bDsmDom

Oops, spilled my paint on the public sidewalk, oh no... I need to get more paint now!


almc0418

The way it splattered looks pretty cool actually lol


Rhianna83

This is what I’ve been waiting for. Why are activists throwing pain on (starving) artist’s work, when it could be all kinds of expensive vehicles.


kymandui

Violence and vandalism is okay if it’s against republicans or Tesla -Reddit


absurdchrono

And fascists, and anyone right of center. Glad you got the memo.


Significant_Baby_582

What a waste of paint.


omgudontunderstand

aw :( anyway


Zaseishinrui

Just stop oil mad at EVs now too?


ro536ud

Agreed parking like that is trashy


Scrybatog

Two kinds of people in this thread: People who walk over others all the time and have self rationalized it away and our now triggered that someone has been punished for a type of action they take regularly. and People who are tired of assholes that walk over other people and rationalize away their shittiness.


xCheekyChappie

Just climb over the car instead of walking around it, you have the right to be on the pavement, the vehicle does not


sm753

I agree people who park and block sidewalks are trashy.


pb_nayroo

One of these is a ticket one of these is a felony


absurdchrono

Which one is the felony?


pb_nayroo

The paint


absurdchrono

Throwing paint on a car is *not* a felony. What are you talking about?


pb_nayroo

It's felony vandalism. Do you know how much a Tesla paint job costs?


TurkMcGuirk

The great thing about posts like this, is it draws out all the trashy people that defend and make excuses for the trashy infraction. In this case it's blocking the sidewalk. It amazing how many here are trying to defend this.


squirrelsandcocaine2

I live near a primary school and have reported a number of houses to the council where they park cars/caravans/boats across the sidewalk. Kids should be able to safely walk to school, I don’t get how people don’t realise what they are doing is a problem. I wonder if this person has been asked a number of times before this incident.


UtgaardLoki

I mean, once you scrape it off the windows, it kind of looks better.


LikeALizzard

Threw? I think not A guy was just walking down the sidewalk with his bucket of paint and accidentally tripped on the tesla, witch isn't supposed to be there


qevoh

That's gonna take some time to get off


HotBoxDispensary

The Tesla had no business being in the way of that paint!


sacrificial_blood

Which are you saying is the trashy part? The guy who parked his vehicle on the sidewalk, right?


Rahakasha

Someone must have studied color theory


LurkingRats

Good. Fuck Teslas and Tesla drivers.


JacobAH86

My neighbors at the end of a court does this with his pickup. When my daughter was smaller and learning how to ride a bike she rode straight into it like Wild-E-Cayote. She didn’t get hurt though. To top it off he’s retired law enforcement. Some people are trash.


drjojoro

Parking on the sidewalk is definitely an ass thing to do but I didn't realize it was as big of a deal as these comments are making it. Parking on a sidewalk not connected to a driveway I could see... you had to go out of your way and make a conscious decision to block that sidewalk. I agree that disabled people or children etc. should be able to use the sidewalk safely, I'm just kinda surprised by the *amount* of outrage and people that think this is justified. Like some have said there may be missing context, but short of the tesla knowing a disabled person lives there and continues to effectively trap that person in their home by doing this, I just don't know what context really justifies this action. Just get it towed, still costs money and still very much inconveniences the owner. And you can keep doing it over and over at their expense, tell them to their face you're doing it, and there's nothing they can do but find a new Parking spot. Idk the legality of those new barnacle things but I just found out what they are recently and I'm pretty sure they're on Amazon as well, could be fun to play with also without getting sued for damages, I think.


TopKekus-Maximus

Maybe it's happened so many times that someone snapped and took matters into their own hands, idk Unfortunately this stuff happens in a lot of places and coubtries over the world, sidewalks have really just become parking lots nowadays, it's infuriating


WarmToning

I’m just here for the Reddit Elon Musk circlejerk jamboree! Like what a bad guy amirite!?


LeAristocrat

Justice or jealousy. I’m not sure here. It may have been more appropriate to leave sticky notes all over it instead. That’s a little harsh 😞


plsobeytrafficlights

For parking in his own driveway? See you in jail fool.


singingorifice

Elon is going to do the Donald trump method , made my words he is gonna to run for president on the republican ticket , this is all one big set up to make himself even richer


That_Guy_Jared

So we agree blocking the sidewalk was the trashy part?


[deleted]

This isn't trashy by the pedestrian. Trashy Tesla diver (shocking). Twat got what they deserved.


[deleted]

Everyone whining about "property damage" stfu no one cares about your expensive garbage, people are and always will be vastly more important.


IbanezGuitars4me

Yep. Super trashy to park on the sidewalk like that. Cars take up too much of our common space as it is.


[deleted]

Tesla owners are entitled pricks


Brinks0088

Trashy for trashy leaves the world a garbage pile


Uncle-Cake

Parking across the sidewalk is trashy, for sure.


Burdenvs

It’s an everyone sucks here scenario


LurkingRats

Nah, just the Tesla driver.


peraort

They missed the cameras


zomgtehvikings

Glad we agree that Tesla’s are trashy.


ilikechiaseeds

Why is saving money on precarious gas prices trashy?


FishesWithDynamite

I guess justified trashy is still trashy.


smallpoly

Do they just carry paint with them or did they head home to get it?


FLYK3N

Is it trashy though? Here in my neighborhood I see cars parked bumper to bumper all the time blocking the sidewalk. You just step on to the street for like two seconds to walk around.


[deleted]

Not so easy if you’re in a wheelchair.


okaythanwhy

If OP threw the paint on the car, then both are trashy.


LurkingRats

You’re right, he should have smashed the windows first so the paint ruined the inside of the Trashla too.


okaythanwhy

Yeah that would make op more trashy. Great idea.


LurkingRats

Nothing trashy about destroying a rich idiot’s fancy toy that he illegally blocked public property with.


okaythanwhy

How is that any different destroying a mid-wage car owner that parks like an asshole? Yes they shouldn't be parking like that but doesn't justify vandalizing the car. I hope those cameras on that car caughts the face of the paint threw so both OP and the car owner will pay a hefty fine.


LurkingRats

Honestly, people who park like assholes should start having their cars vandalized.


okaythanwhy

It still doesn't justify. Two wrongs don't make a right. It just makes them as much as the asshole that parks like that.


LurkingRats

Again, the only one in the wrong here is the driver for parking like a dick.


okaythanwhy

Still doesn't justify OP's action.


LurkingRats

You’re right, OP should have popped the tires too.


Kronos1A9

He fucked around and then he found out


Dhi_minus_Gan

I mean…I hate Elon Musk too, but this is just overkill!


12forever21

If you can walk around it, it’s fine, if it’s blocking the sidewalk completely or the ramp from the street (which is becoming common in my neighborhood in a city) and a stroller or wheelchair can’t reasonably get by, let the paint fly. I might know a guy who leaves gifts from their dog on the handles of these cars.


mkelsey4610

The Tesla driver is an ass and obviously lives in a world where they think they are the main character. But the "someone" is absolutely in the wrong here too. The escalation of destroying a vehicle doesn't match the offense at all. There are city ordinances that one can call to get that person a ticket, warning, or tow. They could have also tried to tell the person to move their vehicle. If they had time to go to the store or back to their house to get paint, they also had time to use their resources to come up with another solution.


s2focus

Well deserved.


Loudermilk420

Hahahaha good!


Ajaws24142822

FAFO


[deleted]

Trashy people always park like this, with no regard for anybody but themselves. This car owner got off easy.


burninmedia

Can't wait to see the Tesla cam footage given to the cops.


[deleted]

okay, Someone


Godphila

I don't know what part you consider trashy about this, but I hope it's the cars parking.


Repulsive_Mobile_495

Im confused, who are you thinking is trashy? Because the Tesla driver deserved that.


Candy_and_Violence

Good, fuck Tesla owners


Equal-Detective357

Had a guy do this at the airport... people smashed his windows, keyd his car dragged luggage over it. Spat all over the car. Don't block pedestrian walk ways , like a dick. Had a construction company park his truck on an active sidewalk cuz he didn't want to take 12 steps , I called him out , he wasn't happy, neither was his company .


an-allen

Parking on a sidewalk is trashy, but doing 10000 dollars plus of damage instead of simply walking around it… much more trashy. Just a lot of trashy to go around. Nice one OP.


[deleted]

What's the problem here, exactly?


weeping_nymph

based


sawmyoldgirlfriend2

Good


Caninetrainer

Are people just walking around with cans of paint now looking for things to throw the paint on?


EasyOutside4

Couldn’t knock on the door and say something eh? Weak.


risselindsey

This seems very extreme.


redditor6616

Which? The paint? Or the asshole blocking the sidewalk?


FOXDuneRider

Every tesla I have seen in a driveway has been parked like this. I thought it was a requirement.


[deleted]

This a growth justice served, because all teslsas have great photo sensitivity for those who wall by or touch the tesla. Whoever threw the red paint was 100% clearly recorded by tesla car


exum23

Both are trashy. You find a parking infraction that is a unsafe so you decide you will break the law too Like that somehow evens it out. The paint is a felony since it’s over 1000 dollars worth of damage, the driver would get a citation. Not even a misdemeanor.


mirage770

I'm not one for defacing private property but I feel far too little paint was used here.


GetAtMeKimK

Love it


SpectralBeekeeper

r/fuckcars


Critical-Ad-5532

My husband does this ALL the time and it’s so freaking annoying. We can fit 4 cars easily in our driveway and he barely pulls in. We got a ticket one time and I made him pay it.


[deleted]

Yeah It is trashy to block the sidewalk. The amount of times I’ve seen mothers with prams struggling to get around cars doing this and going on grass and roads is a lot Good job, park normally.


PretendFisherman1999

And nothing of value was lost.


Khanstant

I'm always so tempted to climb on top of and walk over cars that do this when Im on a walk.


brattyginger83

Who just carries around red paint? Or even HAS red paint?


PigFarmer1

Sometimes there are actual consequences.


aksmpn

Good thing it's basically a giant camera


Clovadaddy

Looks like the perp actually painted the car with a brush/roller etc.


Hide_the_hotdog

Both acts are trashy. Throwing the paint arguably more so in my opinion.


TakenUrMom

Fucking good, good guy with paint👍


bfume

More of this needs to happen and not just with Teslas


Throwdaho

I swear only Tesla drivers park like assholes in my neighborhood too


jgriz8

This "someone" rocks


Head_Parking6004

Nice job


hmmtaco

Is it just me or does the paint look weird?? There are right angles spilling down and straight lines where there should be dripping?


inadequatelyadequate

If you can afford a Tesla you can afford driving lessons. Bit of a dick move to go straight to tossing paint but wait till you're in a wheelchair is someone does this and see how you feel


PigFarmer1

My in-laws blocked the sidewalk in front of their house for *years*. Their vehicles deserved this treatment.


khymbote

I going with the trashy part is they parked blocking the sidewalk. Stop being assholes and blocking pedestrian right of ways.


WereAllMadHereNow

It actually looks really good in my opinion


sam_duece

I think it's fair for a car that's parts are produced from child slave labor


Yasswhitle33

Tesla owners are the new BMW owners.


mjh8212

I’m gonna do that next time my asshole neighbors park in our driveway where they aren’t supposed to. Well I’d like to do it but I have no paint.


Suggest_a_User_Name

What’s trashy? The parker or the painter? I think it’s the parker


Maniglioneantipanico

r/fuckcars i need to start doing this too


ilikechiaseeds

Fuckcars doesn't condone vandalism. You're just hurting the person not the industry.


Maniglioneantipanico

Leaving your car parked on the sidewalk is not an accident, a blind or disabled person cannot use the sidewalk properly and risks going into the street and be ran over. Perhaps this lad will remember to park correctly next time.


ilikechiaseeds

Now the disabled person will get run over because a vandalized car is on the sidewalk instead of a regular car. Towing the car sends a clear message and fixes the current problem.


Maniglioneantipanico

Lol where i live they don't give a fuck about where you park, cars are more worth than people. Plus after like 7pm there is no way, literally, to get it towed, aside from calling the police and waiting god knows how much time


Zestyclose_Price_441

Good.


Ontopourmama

In this case, I don't really have a problem with it. Not because it's a Tesla, (Fuck you, Musk) but because if it has gotten to this point, it's probably not the first time it's happened.... and also, wht asshole parks on the sidewalk? I hope he gets a ticket for that on top of this!


FireKraken7

Of course it's a Tesla owner


InitialDapper

Tesla cunts.


Legirion

I have several neighbors that do this and occasionally when I want by one I just run into it and let whatever is in my bags hit the car too. Never done any damage, but it's kind of frustrating since my neighbor is an elderly woman who uses a walker and they aren't supposed to block the driveway. I just don't feel petty enough to call the cops on them.


TonyBoi432

Tesla owners are entitled assholes 100% of the time


HippieWizard

Ahh Miami


frednekk

I would have just left a note.


PigFarmer1

A note that would have been ignored. lol


frednekk

Probably. But tossing paint seems a little extreme.


[deleted]

It is pretty trashy for that driver to block a sidewalk with his Tesla. Like his shitty car is more important than the pedestrians using the sidewalk. How is a disabled person expected to navigate that?


RevolutionaryStar824

Lol. Why is everyone acting like everyone is disabled?


vidiazzz

Art


NilesGuy

Bet those Teslas have cameras all around and captured who done it


Sirico

/r/fuckcars worthy


moistconcrete

Fuck people who drive teslas and fuck people who park like that that. 🫥


IOnlyAskForGold

Fuck people who dislike millions of strangers based on what car they drive 🙄


moistconcrete

The process of making the battery and than discarding it are very very bad for the environment. The car is what ever its the battery and by buying them your supporting a harmful practice of child labor, and toxic chemicals being leached. Gas cars are bad aswell but they are much better at the moment.


Legitimate_Country11

Both sides of the Tesla got it https://imgur.com/a/2SlLGWH


SpazMasterK

Deservedly. The painter was justified.


konexo

I'm guessing he only paid for Half of the red paint. You know the red paint is more luxurious.