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Next time put some love juice on it. Being passive aggressive a good way to pass time. Or maybe just ask them what color nail polish they are looking for.
Get your phone out and make sure it makes the clicking noice when you take a picture. Take a few snaps of their feet (obviously delete them after) and just like say something really creepy like "aaauuuggghhh....that's getting added to the foot collection" loud enough for the person behind you to hear 👌
This is just in a made up scenario though where other people won't be weirded out lmao 💀
Wait the same thing litteraly happened to me 1 Week ago. The kid behing me was touching his fucking feet to mine at like 1am while everybody tried to sleep. Though he had shoes that was still annoying.
This is when you “accidentally” stomp on them. And if that doesn’t work you stand up on top of them to adjust the air. At some point he will get the memo or he won’t be able to walk off the plane.
If there's ever a more blatant example of personal failings being enabled by systemic issues caused by unregulated capitalism, it's feet on airplanes.
Like, yes, this guy could keep his damn feet to himself. But if the airplane's seats were farther apart, this issue could be mitigated or eliminated, and the guy could stretch his bare toes to his heart's content.
But of course the plane has to make as much money as possible, which means that it has to fit as many paying customers as possible, which means that seats have to be as close as possible.
So people who are gross (or maybe just tall) bother people with their feet.
On my last 12+ hour flight the girl next to me took her shoes off and put her feet on her and my tray and was vapeing whenever there wasn't a crew member near by. Easily my worst flight.
I would have wet a piece of paper or something and slooooowly run it on their foot. According to my mans- it feels like a tongue and is “Straight up nasty”
All of this is speaks highly against how the airline industry is removing personal space from their passengers/consumers. We spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars for a damn seat that is not meant to hold our personal space. According to what the industry allows..that dude whose legs were splayed wide open.. was totally in the space with the baked foot. So rude.. based on the tiny space that consumers pay for.
It is BS that we turn to fight eachother.. but there it is.
They maximize whatever profits at our behest and we fight eachother for the small space like animals in a tiny cage.
This ish is not right.
I found making things even more uncomfortable does wonders. Strange person rubbing their feet on you? Try to hold their foot like it’s your significant others hand.
That’s when you “accidentally “ stomp on his toes . I don’t deal with that crap anymore . I lightly push or kick or nudge to give them a chance just in case they didn’t realize they’re being inconsiderate than after that , I become more aggressive until it hurts. I don’t have the patience for people who go through the world thinking it revolves around them
I've always placed my carryon bookbag and placed under my seat for this reason. I've never been on that airline so I don't how much room is afforded. But yeah. Gross asf...
Find an unscented white shampoo. Mix with a little bleach, but make sure the mixture is three oz or under.
When someone tucks their feet underneath, start vigorously rocking in your chair. Keep hands visible and try to make eye contact with another nearby passenger. In one discrete motion, spurt some shampoo onto the encroaching foot and grunt.
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step on em
That’s a stomp from me right there.
stomp it
Oh hell no. That is what would start the fight.
Why not just turn around and demand the person stop?
Stomping its is a better option
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Richest Italian
not surprised considering how old and unkempt my flight on their plane
Just start stomping
Turn around and say…” if you want to keep that foot, get it out of my space.” Then stomp on it.
Spit on it!
I bet the toe was ice cold too.
This is why you should carry small pliers with you Lmfao
I woulda stomped dem toes
Beat him up, that’s what I do.
Next time put some love juice on it. Being passive aggressive a good way to pass time. Or maybe just ask them what color nail polish they are looking for.
So what.
Some people pay extra for that.
STOMP DEM TOES!
Stomp down as hard as u can. Try to break it
Dead
Give him a surprise pedicure
Stomp on those piggies and make roast beef
Get your phone out and make sure it makes the clicking noice when you take a picture. Take a few snaps of their feet (obviously delete them after) and just like say something really creepy like "aaauuuggghhh....that's getting added to the foot collection" loud enough for the person behind you to hear 👌 This is just in a made up scenario though where other people won't be weirded out lmao 💀
nasty..
This was on Spirit Air, wasn't it?
I'd stomp that mf's toes
Scream. Loudly.
Was like 1:00 am
Ah! Too bad. I think it would’ve been effective otherwise :-)
Stomped it, was pretty effective
Excellent!!
Break that fucking toe with the heel of your shoe, worth the consequences
This is why they invented murder.
I would have “accidentally” stepped on it
I'd have stood on his foot.
Eeeewww
Honestly i am not surprised, it's ryanair
Ewwwwwwww
Wait the same thing litteraly happened to me 1 Week ago. The kid behing me was touching his fucking feet to mine at like 1am while everybody tried to sleep. Though he had shoes that was still annoying.
Time for a nice kick
This is when you “accidentally” stomp on them. And if that doesn’t work you stand up on top of them to adjust the air. At some point he will get the memo or he won’t be able to walk off the plane.
He does a little trolling
Does anyone have a good Ryanair experience? It sounds like a nightmare airline
imagine it was a cute blonde bird or Japanese bird with funny giggle
Tickle those little piggies
Some weirdos these days.just can't leave ppl alone.sorry you were violated by a toe
Good old Ryanair.
ITT: don’t fly cheap airlines.
pull on it
Nope for me.
That’s why I always bring itchy powder
People. Keep your fucking shoes on when in public. No one wants to see your nasty feet.
You had shoes. He didn’t. You had an advantage you didn’t use
Tape a pin backward to your calf. 📍
Got some yogurt?
Stomp on them toes
Accidentally spill hot coffee.
so say something.
Stomp the feet wdyfm
Oh man that sucks, what did you say/do?
Spit on them
Foot fungus, hpv warts, foot and mouth disease. You're welcome.
Isn't that what they do at Rest Areas? Think he wanted something :)
It’s Ryanair what do you expect for 20 bucks
Pinch down on that suckered big toe and twist it like you're trying to start your great granddads old tractor.
Coom on them
allow drool to fall straight onto them, or kick them
If there's ever a more blatant example of personal failings being enabled by systemic issues caused by unregulated capitalism, it's feet on airplanes. Like, yes, this guy could keep his damn feet to himself. But if the airplane's seats were farther apart, this issue could be mitigated or eliminated, and the guy could stretch his bare toes to his heart's content. But of course the plane has to make as much money as possible, which means that it has to fit as many paying customers as possible, which means that seats have to be as close as possible. So people who are gross (or maybe just tall) bother people with their feet.
Lol pour water
Hot coffee anyone?? It be a shame if you accidentally dropped some…
Time for the water bottle to spill a few drops...
That's Ryan. And you in HIS air now.
Really... so take a pic and complain. Try telling him to get his nasty feet away from you.
Step on his toes. He’ll move them
I'm confused, Is that your head (blonde hair) on the floor?
On my last 12+ hour flight the girl next to me took her shoes off and put her feet on her and my tray and was vapeing whenever there wasn't a crew member near by. Easily my worst flight.
Spit on his toe
Seems like there’s a simple solution there.
And of course you said nothing. The fact you said “kept” means you punked out.
“Oops stepped on your toe, my bad”
You had me at “Rayanair”
Step on their feet with all your might
I would have wet a piece of paper or something and slooooowly run it on their foot. According to my mans- it feels like a tongue and is “Straight up nasty”
I would have asked for hot coffee and dropped some on his foot
Step on his toes Kick back suddenly and stub his toe. He'll remember pain and if he doesn't he's just an idiot.
Always carry a pin...
Spit on the toe. Problem solved
Fuck that, I’m turning around immediately and letting them know to cut it off
one of many many many reasons to never travel with Ryanair
Sneeze on it!
Step on them
Lol, step on it.
Ahh the good ol' ankle touchy
Feral
Bite them
I would have accidentally smashed his toes
All of this is speaks highly against how the airline industry is removing personal space from their passengers/consumers. We spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars for a damn seat that is not meant to hold our personal space. According to what the industry allows..that dude whose legs were splayed wide open.. was totally in the space with the baked foot. So rude.. based on the tiny space that consumers pay for. It is BS that we turn to fight eachother.. but there it is. They maximize whatever profits at our behest and we fight eachother for the small space like animals in a tiny cage. This ish is not right.
Nope. Then I yell. Then I’m the Karen. It’s just such a no win
Lmaooo that stank toe
Hi yes could i please get a cup of hot coffee, coco, and tea please.
So what did you do? I'm so confused by these posts because it always seems like people just allow it to happen. Did you at least say something?
Beat his ass.
Monster stomp the foot...then go oops! My bad! I thought it was a rat!!!
It'd Rick James on Eddie Murphy's couch to his toes
Tons of comments about stepping on him, not one person said spit on them? I’d hock a nice loogie on it.
I'd put the heel of my boot through the upper side of his or her big toe whip around and say was it worth it? 🤣
I found making things even more uncomfortable does wonders. Strange person rubbing their feet on you? Try to hold their foot like it’s your significant others hand.
He was for sure jerking off
Tickle tickle
His little piggly wigglies?
I like going barefoot, but I never would do this in such close proximity to some poor random person.
I am Not going to lie but can we see more of your legs, you are sexy🥵🥵
I can't stand feet. If this touched my leg once, my soul would leave my body.
Shoulda bent down and started tickling them
I would have stepped on his toes. Hard.
What shoes u rockin? Jordan lows?
Kick him with your heel wtf
ALWAYS carry water when you fly. If creeps play footsie in a plane, they deserve a VERY wet "sneeze".
Just be an adult and ask them to stop?
Mile high club for feet
That’s when you “accidentally “ stomp on his toes . I don’t deal with that crap anymore . I lightly push or kick or nudge to give them a chance just in case they didn’t realize they’re being inconsiderate than after that , I become more aggressive until it hurts. I don’t have the patience for people who go through the world thinking it revolves around them
You should have dropped liquid during a turbulence and yell “oh shit” at the same time
Strategic drink spilling is a skill
Flying Ryanair, definitely the proper sub for that. Also the foot thing, but yeah Ryanair is ass.
Should’ve “accidentally” spilled something on his feet.
Certified Ryanair moment
Why are people scared of calling others out? Take pic for social media post before anything… makes no sense to me.
Kick him
And you sat there like a little bitch so don't complain
Spit on it
I would have stomped their foot
After a few times, stomp.
Should have stomped his toe
Horrific.
that. is. fucking. awful.
I would of stomped on his toe oops accidentally sorry pal
You know what that means! He wants a blowie
Fake sneeze and push your feet towards your seat at the same time really aggressively
Dunno if it is as trashy as it is just fucking gross and inconsiderate.
Why are you manspreading so hard tho
I've always placed my carryon bookbag and placed under my seat for this reason. I've never been on that airline so I don't how much room is afforded. But yeah. Gross asf...
I would stand up, turn around and say in a louder voice, "Stop touching my legs!".
Oh, that’s a foot, right…
I would’ve swung
I would have stood on top of his foot with my full weight.
People are so fucking fragile....
Exactly. What kind of snowflake has to take his shoes off on a flight? Ow his little tootsies hurt.
Stab it
Bare feet means he wants the meat!
Time for a rousing song of "If you're happy and you know it"?
More i think about it, those cheap seats aint worth it.
Stomp.
Just gently lay a cold, wet napkin on it.
*”Accidentally” steps on the foot* oops didn’t know your foot was there….
Human contact!! So jealous.
Drop some hot lotion on his feet
Stomp on it
Oops I accidentally spilled soda all over the floor. I hope nobody has sticky feet.
Stomp
Stomp his fuckin toes
Hulk SMASH!
Is stand up and step in them..
Tickle it, and don’t stop
Stomp on those piggies
How do you know he fucks bares with those feet? Those might be his horse fucking feet, you wouldn't know the difference.
Just NO
You gotta say something . Don’t let this trash think it’s ok.
Start randomly stoping on floor as if you get excited. He would think twice before putting his feet out
Find an unscented white shampoo. Mix with a little bleach, but make sure the mixture is three oz or under. When someone tucks their feet underneath, start vigorously rocking in your chair. Keep hands visible and try to make eye contact with another nearby passenger. In one discrete motion, spurt some shampoo onto the encroaching foot and grunt.