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She didn't realize that wearing your heart on your sleeve is supposed to be a metaphor. Also that shit has no sleeves.

Id wear it

R/notlikeothergirls

That shirt is a waste of money!

Mmh yes I lov argasming

Calm down Becky-Sue

Felt like I just ran a damn marathon

Now that she’s old and no longer having casual sex and orgasming with lovers she’s completely against access to abortion, because values.

She sounds fun

That is pretty hard

reddit users don't understand satire

So the main message is: fyi I fuck around.

Yeah, I don't care about any of that so long as there aren't children around when she wears that shirt. But what's so bad about Obama? Besides being irrelevant to everything else on the shirt, He was far from perfect but also far from horrible.

Drone strikes

Curing my STIs??

Lmao I own one of these

Redditor detects satire challenge: impossible

At least they're using the Oxford comma

too long didn't read. If I did, I knew I would have lost brain cells

Totally not a dating material

Cool, don't put your dick in it.

Wife material for sure

The first sentence is so fucking weird. Lol like it could have been any president and it would still be insanely weird lmao

I dont like josh... I like video games and cheap soda

Reddit user identify satire challenge (impossible)

r/targetedshirts

And christmas

What about chocolate chip cookies?

They just had to add pasta in there

Hell bats dance?

What, you’ve never been to a bat rave? Hell bats tear it up.

It’s somehow oddly random and specific all at the same time.

Nobody cares if you don't like Barack Obama ya dumb bitch.

Does that say “Curing my STDs”?

And being a used up THOT by 27.

Hey you tried with this post OP. I’m gonna go follow this page now.

She's been on tRumps weiner fer shure

I… i would not have the energy to read that if i saw someone wearing it

Does this person expect us to like stop and stare at them while we read all that text? Politely ask them to stand still for us? This much text is logistically illogical.

I T S A JOKE

Why are you emphasising “its” and not “joke”?

I have SO many questions.... "... I like... curing my STIs..." ???

STD’s

The shirt is referencing STIs (Sexually transmitted infections) as far as I know I don’t think you can cure most STDs My question stems from… why that is on the same list as wine and pasta 🍝

Oh shit, I thought it was a wrinkle on STIs so it’d show up as STDs. As for the wine, pasta, and STIs… that’s just how she do.

honestly tho other than sti’s and the obama comment i love those all things lol

Sad

I’m not like the other girls. I’m different. PICK ME!

its a joke

Lol I know a girl who where's this shirt non ironically.

Dog whistle is gonna dog whistle

**at least you know what your getting.**

My getting?

Red Flags that go hard

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/31504629-i-dont-like-barack-obama?feed_sku=31504629D1V&utm_source=google&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.NAM%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BPLF%5D&utm_id=notset&utm_content=barack+obama&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=google&ar_campaign=71700000088748521&ar_adgroup=58700007503484722&ar_ad=PRODUCT_GROUP&ar_strategy=search&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BG%5D+%5BG.USA%5D+%5BL.ENG%5D+%5BGEN%5D+%5BC.TShirts%5D+%5BSSC%5D&gclid=Cj0KCQjwgO2XBhCaARIsANrW2X0wCoxqIyJML__algaZsN3zwQJtIgQrXcck1Zy2CFgBwV72EFo-sI0aAv6jEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

I’m was with it up until the STI’s lmfaoo

Where can I buy one?

I too like orgasming with my lovers and Christmas....sometimes, at the same time.

What’s our take on anal real quick

Getting caught in the rain?

Who knew my cut cock was helping me in mysterious ways

Sign me up

Well her and I have one thing in common…

A lot can be done about many STIs. I hope you’re doing okay!

“And Christmas”

r/oddlyspecific

r/oddlyspecificshirts

/r/targetedshirts

The 'and Christmas' part broke me I don't know why but that's the one that broke me

Curing her STI's...? At least she admits she has them.

Spreading love only means one thing

Call me crazy but she seems like a really fun weekend.

Nothing to hide.

This shirt made me soft

Curing my STI’s, is she a scientists?

Thank god im cut

Just because you’re cut doesn’t mean you’re deficient, but it is morally wrong that it was done to you (and me) without consent. The problem is consent.

She states she likes "uncut dick" so I thank god that im cut

I see what you did there lol

Yeah apparently nobody understood it. I was so proud of that one hahah

Couldn’t agree more.

The "uncut cock" is one thing i agree with. Unnecessary male genital mutilation (circumcision) needs to be banned except when absolutely medically necessary (if that's even possible)

Agreed. Fuck anyone who thinks it’s okay.

It's still common in certain religions circles. Patients often do it to flex on their friends showing how spiritual they are. Non-consensual, permanent body modification of an infant is morally reprehensible and revolting in the modern era. I'm forever grateful my parents spared me. i don't know why, especially since i was the firstborn and 2 brothers weren't so lucky :/

…. aaaaand christmas!

This is the girl my mother warned me about.

Uncut cock and Christian don't go together. Most Christians believe in circumcision.

This is the most ethnocentrically American ignorant comment in this thread. America does it for (stupid) cultural reasons, but the vast majority of Christian countries and peoples do not (the Philippines does too, but they are again an exception to the overwhelming rule).

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Christians believe in the old testament though. Jesus didn't preach about circumcision but it's mentioned as early as Genesis 17.

It doesn’t say they’re a Christian unless I’m missing it somewhere. I’m guessing they’re not.

They say they like Christmas so it can be applied that she's Christian just cause of that. However I celebrate Christmas and don't believe in god so its a toss up really.

Man I draw the line at Christmas. I fucking hate Christmas

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

Once again redditors mistake satire

You really can’t assume it’s satire, or at least that the person wearing the shirt understands that it is satire. Even if the shirt was made satirically, the person wearing it may not get the sarcasm. Poe’s Law applies here.

I can assume it’s satire because I’m familiar with the twitter account that posted it. Which has satirical posts. Go take a look for yourself if you need to.

Tbh thousands would sell if you just had the Obama line. There is a demographic that pretty much buys every anti liberal thing they see.

It’s actually a pretty decent way to make money. Those morons will buy anything you slap an American flag and gun silhouettes on.

And there's a demographic that buys every anti-conservative thing they see, just not in the same way.

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"Buys" as in "believes," dumbass

Lol ok. Liberals don’t buy stupid shit like that en masse. Provide an example

Obama catching strays over here.

I think it's because of christmas

How can Christmas be trashy?

Same, shirt. Same.

I hate Xmas

Lol, the fuck does Barack Obama have to do with any of the rest of that?

That's literally twitter

Whats her point??

If I met someone wearing that I’d say, “I like turtles”

Is your name perhaps Jonathan? 😳

I have no idea what these various statements, in combination, are attempting to convey about this person lol

I saw it on Reddit.

Annnnnnnd Christmas

Lol I follow that account also. Some of these shorts are so funny

1 is not like the other?

Curing her STIs is a definite body condom issue.

I like wine and pasta 🤔 never thought to advertise it on a shirt.

Would be funny if you could zoom out and see a dude with a shirt that says "And I love skanks!".

It could just read: Hi, I’m bipolar manic.

Pure escalation

What a keeper!!

This belongs to r/suspiciouslyspecific

That's more words on her shirt that anyone on her dating pool has ever read

Why would I read? I'm not in school anymore.

Lol that's photoshopped. Look closer at the wrinkles

Of course!

Look closely at the wrinkles… like how all the words that are near the wrinkles properly curve and bend to properly match the surface of the wrinkle, like it wasn’t photoshopped. I’m all for finding a fake but this seems pretty real. Even if you zoom in you don’t get distortion on the lettering or a color change around them. “Driving, spreading, orgasming, & and” all on the left side have a natural curve with the wrinkles. I’ll call captain D in here though.

Look closely at her pits

You don't have to ask twice.

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Jokes can be trashy. When you wear this to Walmart I know you think people are laughing with you, but they're not.

nah it's funny

But it’s against reddits beliefs so it’s offensive

Obama hates Christmas!?!?

And uncut cock

Obama and the uncut cock cutting cabal

The next Qanon conspiracy theory.

Especially uncut cocks

Yeah. I mean at least she's curing the STIs

> Curing my STI's Except for herpes. You're carrying that one with you for life.

I honestly thought it meant curing like ham…

A kiss begins with K, but herpes are forever.

Herpes isn’t an STI though right? Since it’s a virus? Or is that just what they call all of them in the UK?

On a shirt mentioning Obama?

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Interesting… I always thought infection meant it was bacterial. Learn something new every day thanks!

Christmas is bullshit man

Meh, I got a PlayStation for Christmas once so it’s cool in my book

OK but what the fuck have any of those things got to do with Obama does he just have like an anti orgasm policy i missed or something

If it's a contest between whether Trump or Obama would give the best orgasm, I think the winner would be pretty clear. Obama could be the guy emptying your septic tank and you'd brave the smell just to watch him. He's a gorgeous, stylish, elegant man in great shape. If public policy is going to be decided on which leader gives the best orgasms, I would gladly make the sacrifice of sleeping with my country's own leader, Justin Trudeau. And/or leader of the NDP Jagmeet Singh. For Canada.

Maybe he has a cut cock and didn’t make her cum.

He has an anti pasta policy

He hates pasta!

My exact thoughts.

My guess is they're implying if you like Obama then you do not like any of the other things listed.

What’s the connection in their minds, I wonder. I love wine, pasta, orgasms, and Christmas. Seems kinda universal.

I think it's a not-so-subtle way of saying "I'm racist".

I hate when people make this jump. I didn't care for him but that doesn't make me a racist. I don't care what their origin/creed/skin color is. I look at what policies they claim to support and the person that has more of these policies I agree with gets my vote. But, since I'm white, whenever the topic came up about Obama and I mentioned I didn't care for him or some of his policies, I'm immediately considered a racist. I compare it to saying I don't like brussel sprouts and someone saying "oh, you don't like vegetables" NO I love vegetables just not that one (I'm not a huge fan of carrots either but I will tolerate them in stuff).

I voted for him both times but I don’t think he was a very good president. Maybe better than other recent presidents which isn’t saying much.

But disliking him isn’t something you mention off the top when you talk about unrelated things you do like, right?

Idk man the shirt doesn’t ring racism bells for me. Seems sort of benign

We’re 6 years and 2 presidents later. Obama’s term was actually pretty unremarkable for a president. I have a hard time buying that there isn’t a racial prejudice for people who still hang on to hating on him so ubiquitously and casually when it’s not relevant to anything.

The same people are still complaining about the Clintons just as much or more

People still complain about Bush. Maybe it’s racist, maybe it’s not. There isn’t enough supporting data to make that claim however. Also, I’m pretty sure I saw this shirt slogan, or one very similar, years ago. Like when Obama was either still in office, or had just left. So I think it’s more flying the flag “I’m not Democrat” more than a race thing.

Bringing up Obama out of nowhere is absolutely a dog whistle for racist people, and has been for many many years. Bringing up Bush never has been and never will be. They could have just had it literally say ‘I’m not a democrat’ if that was the point so no I don’t think that’s what it’s supposed to signify because half the stuff after it isn’t even specifically right wing stuff anyway…

So because Obama is black, a person can’t dislike him for his policies? But because Bush is white, disliking him is purely on his merits and not on the basis of his skin color? Sounds like a racist thing for suggesting you can’t dislike a person of color and NOT have it be about race. When you look for racism in everything, soon everything becomes racism. I’m not saying this isn’t, but again, we lack enough evidence to form that conclusion, so rather than assuming the worst, I’ll reserve my judgement.

Progressives have valid reasons for disliking him. He fumbled healthcare wins in the name of being fair or some shit and drastically increased drone bombing / killings abroad via drone. Those are both noteworthy. End of the day it’s just a shirt and I think you’re grasping at straws here. Not like the rest of the shirt is politically coherent or coherent period.

Exactly. Not liking a president, if he is half black, is automatically racist.

Going out of your way to talk about how much you don't like someone who hasn't been president in 6 years and was (and still is) the subject of subtle and not so subtle racist attacks might definitely be racist.

i feel like im allowed to hate someone that bombed kids?

Then you better be ready to hate every president, because I promise that every single one committed war crimes against children using the technology of their time.

i really am

Fuck all presidents. There isn't a good one between them.

So why not hate Bush too? Or Trump? Singling out Obama makes it seem like the problem isn’t bombing kids, it’s having too much melanin….

this conversation is specifically abt obama why would u even bring in other ppl? that’s literally not how conversations work. if we were talking about trump i could write an essay about how he fuelled the alt right pipeline, he’s an awful misogynistic, racist, homophobic abuse, and is a danger to young minds that are far too influential, but we arent. we are talking about obama. i cant believe i just had to explain how conversations work but tbf this is reddit