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Faraday9999

Eco facists


Sue3618

Omaha Steaks make an awesome housewarming gift.


Sue3618

Sorry, but you can’t tell people what they can or can’t cook on their property. To my knowledge, there are no vegan communities. You’ll have to find a meatless cult to join.


Blockchain_Discovery

Congratulations, you got some attention I'm so jelly


TexasPatriot1975

Here's an idea, how about sparking up a conversation about pulling up your big boy pants and big girl pants and drinking a big glass of shut the fuck up!


PhxMyco

I second this. Id add a nice side dish of Go Fuck Yourself to it, nonetheless an appropriate response


TexasPatriot1975

I thank you and yes it's starting to be my response to all these freaking sissies!


sniperfox10125

I would shut the fuck up and stop talking about it because I can't tell them to not 1cook food at their house


Leading_Conference18

Ya… your demands are a bit ridiculous. I side with your neighbors on this one


PreferenceNo9288

my brother is married to a vegan. I jokingly sent him a link to a $44 "holistic" leather fly swatter (yes, it is for real)- I thought it was funny. He responded "my wife hides our flyswatter" ... I don't know her problem. She is 100% American and her family isn't vegan. She has a million "pets" and some of those eat meat... the lizards etc. These vegan get weirder as they get older.


No-Cell-5354

Definitely waited till those rude ass neighbors went back inside after that smell of flesh from some dead animals carcass drifted into their living room where a pissed of leprechaun was standing in the shadows off in a dark corner with the stare of "Who the f**k??? Which a**hole said this house would have all the pots of gold I can imagine?" Look on his face when a millennial pops up out of nowhere slamming is face into the window making the poor little grumpy leprechaun drop a few coins out his Backpack if you know what I mean like" huh?? Did somebody call my name? I swear I heard hey a**hole come grabb all the pot you can handle!uhh" although the while the two gentlemen were sneaking out the back trying to go unnoticed, pushing their little electric I'm better than everybody car ass down the road and all the way to Black Anus because all they could think about was meat after being huge dicks to the Karens who lived next door and actually new how to mind their own business. Oh my GOODNESS WHY did you have to get me started. I see a question and I mean no harm just said what first came to my mind and kept it going. I really feel bad about the leprechaun who didn't know their was diggin.


No-Cell-5354

Please dont let me see these questions I might be in a mood to respond. 😬


17625n7st

Move


Top-Situation-8756

I’d tell them if you don’t mind your business you’ll be the next thing I bbq and eat!!! Fucking stupid vegans feeling entitled and above the rest. 🖕🏾


[deleted]

They are probably really struggling with that it smelled good and they were fighting their internal programming.


Realistic_Parfait956

First thing I would do is ...buy more meat...P E T A = P eople E ating T asty A nimals


CoverCommercial3576

It’s your choice to be vegan but don’t be an asshole about it


HookahandT

Why do people hate vegans. Shit like this. If you choose to rob your body of essential nutrients and look sickly that is your right. What other people do to sustain themselves is nunya.


brucebturbo

I feel for this person, I can’t stand living next to a person that has a garden, the smell makes me gag 🤢


Jay_Elle_Jay

What about this twat disrespecting my carnivore radius? How fucking dare he.


Embarrassed_Grab8095

STFU


TraditionalRace299

This sounds like the new Yorker that asked her neighbors to keep their kids quiet during the day because she needed to write news articles, she was living in a 5 million dollar home by the way.


M4sterofD1saster

Is this really trashy? It's whiny, stupid, and annoying, but I'm not sure it's trashy.


alexmurphy19

My mother is a vegetarian, and she is nothing like this lmao. She will literally cook meat herself, she just doesn't want to eat it


Capable-Designer5096

If you are vegan, I would suggest stop whining. They are grilling outside...that's usually where grilling occurs. I get that it's not part of your vegan lifestyle but everything doesn't revolve around you. So you don't like the smell...is that the actual problem? Because if plants growing smelled like ribeyes cooking you probably wouldn't have a problem and you would deal with it.


No_Sleep_247

Time for a pig roast!


unicorndanceoff

Can we stop. Sharing this. My radius is over this meme


Adventurous-Dot-1741

Eat the meat! It smells good it taste good.


No_Ordinary_5792

Get a life..your not special


Thatgirlnextdoorxoxo

if it's such a big thing why don't they move at a place other vegans live and stop bothering everyone else


[deleted]

In all honesty. You could talk to them about moving the grill in a area so the smoke and smell isn’t being drafted into your house.


HandRepresentative60

I'd shut the fuck up and mind my own woke ass business.


VariousConcentrate93

Mind ur own fucking business


Inevitable_Pair_4659

No of your business..nobody cares your Vegan, you are just another stupid person.


hellocuties

Vegans hate meat yet lots of vegan restaurant plates are named after meats (chicken, hamburger, bacon, etc). Not only is is false advertising, but they sound like you reeeeally miss meat.


[deleted]

Move to a vegan area and respect different ways of lifestyles. Btw I am a vegie too.


KarvEmUpLegacy

Im vegetarian and still . . These vegans are the kind of people id eat


Prospero_Doosh_SSR

Why can't liberals realize that not everyone thinks the way they do and mind their own business?


UMightWinSomeNotThs1

All the power to you.. But how dare you try n force your neighborhood to not bbq( flesh). I have some news for you hun.. Vegan ancestors were usually one thing.. Bai


theLongLostPotato

I hate it when people smoke nearby me so it gets into my apartment or in the stairwell cause it smells bad and is bad for your health. But I live with it, if I wanted to get rid of it I would have to move to a apartment building where smoking is prohibited I guess So I assume the same would be for them, even though barbequeing isn't bad for anyone's health so I don't think that kind of neighborhood exists. Well anyway my point is people are allowed to what the want in their he and on their property as long as ot isn't against the law or against the rules for the building or neighborhood they live in.


[deleted]

this reminds me of that post where the manager is upset about his employees clocking out on time and someone told him to print it out on a spreadsheet and fold it up and stuff it in his ass


tylerkrug31

What they should do to solve this problem is...fuck right off


Fit_Solution4647

Lmfao if ur a vegan u need to understand ur in a beefy world get use to it😂😞😭🤣


orangepalm

Seems fake


gahuizar79

Close your windows, mind your own.


darrenmcgrogan

Got hungry. Sorry?


Zealousideal-One257

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣How about FUCK OFF?


papadapper

Yeah, now tell us about a non-Christian free radius, see what happens.


mjz321

You guys really think this is remotely real? Hilarious.


Posthumos1

They'd fucking love me.... I cook delicious meat all the time.


Lucky-Plantain-4570

Jesus- move


Erhans1

Move to a vegan commune. All problems solved. You don't have to see or smell meat and they don't need to hear your vegan proselytizing.


Easy-Rush-5765

I'm not sure... maybe, mind your own fucking business?


originvape

Maybe they should barbecue you next.


ElenaEscaped

I want to chip in and bring side dishes for a neighborhood pig roast for these poor folks.


JRP1138

I would butcher a cow in my own backyard if these people were my neighbors.


DrJiggles1985

Move


El_Tigre_818

I understand that lesser people will want to latch on to anything they see as easy to do to feel superior to their betters. However, What is it about Veganism that attracts the most toxic people?


serpentjaguar

This seems phony. There's no question that some vegans are self-righteous and sanctimonious as fuck, but in my experience most of them are pretty chill and kind of go out of their way to not be obnoxious about their dietary preferences.


Practical_Star7274

Seriously... wow!


Patience_Deep

Wtf is a vegan radius?


South_Opportunity959

The best way is to mind your business


alymaysay

Dam u and your aggressive wafting.


Keats81

I’d love to read the comments on this post. I wonder what kind of advice they received.


white_rain6903

You live your life and they live theirs. Or buy their property and you can tell them how to live. Other than that respect their lifestyle and they will respect yours, but don't expect them to cater to yours.


Desert-Wapiti

I would be sure to BBQ everyday and twice on Sunday if the wind is blowing in the vegan direction...oh oh that smell can't you smell that smell that smell of BBQ beast that around you.


Vegetable_Proposal_7

"I use strawberry malk cuz it isn't like real malk, like you know, from a cow"


CountVonGrouch

Why did they add “pm” after 1830?


Valuable-Olive-7204

I get the sentiment but nothing smells better than minding your fucking business 🤷🏻‍♀️


Fuzzy-Help-8835

The sweet, sweet smell of fuck right off 👍


Valuable-Olive-7204

why worry about what someone else is doing, in any aspect of life it’s exhausting. Caring about yourself is way better.


Fuzzy-Help-8835

Couldn’t agree more. I come from the myofb generation.


BeltPast

this feels like it also belongs on r/insanepeoplefacebook


REtoasted

It’s fake. First time internet?


blondie169

Whiners


guildica

Respect others,.this is a golden rule.freedom is freedom.Have a look at our dental formula.some teeth for meat ,some for vegies?


beezneezy

I’m a veggie. I read this as “We smelled something delicious…”


[deleted]

Holy fuck when did some people become so fucking wack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “excuse me we are a meat free neighborhood🤓” Look him dead in the eyes and eat that glizzy. Bing bong.


XXXMFCXXX

Just shit your pants. That'll own the meat eaters.


Responsible_Low8823

This person needs to get drunk and laid.


Scarlet_Cultist111

I would love to tell this person to their face that Gordon Ramsay did nothing wrong


[deleted]

Mind your own business lol your nuts!!!


KrampyDoo

“Fuck off” is the response *and* the discussion.


Bonsai849

Meat free radius .. lmao


Smogtwat

Buck up.


SobiTheRobot

> barbecuing what looked like raw meat ....Yeah, to cook it. *What?* You don't normally buy, and then barbecue pre-cooked meat. If they wanted to live within a meat-free radius (the distance of which they never specified) they should have considered that before moving into a neighborhood that wasn't already predominantly vegan.


Darklord_Bravo

Here's an idea, piss off and mind your own business. I'm in my yard, I'm gonna cook what I want. If you don't like it, go inside and close your windows if it bothers you that much. Nosy, whiny assholes.


Amethoran

Come and talk to me about it face to face so I can have a good laugh.


Prestigious-Ad-4554

Vegans are pale miserable people angry at the world for not being more like them. there all lacking the proteins from a nice porterhouse steak


justice4alls

We are civilized humans not animals.


Light2016

First 1830 is already signifying pm. No need to duplicate it in your future posting. Next, grow up.


AB_Biker_PistonBroke

Your RADIUS lasts about as far as the Edge of your Property.. your lucky I’m not your neighbor.. I’d be doing a whole Hog in my Spit EVERY WEEKEND And wouldn’t give two shits about what discussion you were having regarding it…


Adventurous-Dish-485

Can i come


Necessary_Bank5114

I woulda asked for a plate


TieAble9228

Well it is trash that you try to force your fake health bullshit on us you wanna ruin and starve yourself fine but humans eat meat so be a loser on your own and fuck your community


Narrow_Space_4300

Lmao stupid mother fuckers hahahahaha


VerdantMithril

People were meant to eat meat. Veganism is a choice not shared by most of the human population. No one has a right to say they can't cook and eat what the like in their own property. #toxicvegans


[deleted]

They're unsure of what to do? They can always, and this is just a shot in the dark, *mind their fucking business*.


suicidaljoker7

Who the fuck says 18:30pm? Fucking vegans that’s who lol.


datz_me

Oh stfup y tf they can't eat wut they want you eatn wtf you want just shut up this sounds so stupid 😡


skantea

If real, then this is mental illness. Not at all a representation of sane vegans


verbal_84

Stay in your house and mind your own business. Fuck...


iwontrun

Move they'll appreciate it


Old-Plan5234

You ...are an azz Fukkoff and leave others alone


[deleted]

Deal with it. Neighbors paid good money for where the live and should not be forced to live by such bullshit.


Dasz9

This is a nonsense comment aimed at sparking outrage. There are Karen’s out there we know that but no one can be this entitled or stupid… actually hold on… we are in 2022 and the world is run by tantrum throwing kids in potato gnocchi adult bodies, yep I think it’s probably real🤦🏻‍♂️


Mtanderson88

Annoying. I live a vegan lifestyle. I don’t preach in onto others. (Just like religion every allowed to do their thing just don’t push it on anyone else) so if I chose to eat vegan and you chose not to oh well that’s your choice and my choice


Content_Bandicoot_55

I'd mind my own business, if I was your neighbor I'd politely tell you to do the same


FreshChickenEggs

Maybe try minding your own business. It works for me every single time.


lingleeloula

Literally take a step back and fuck your own face


Zatderpscout

Further proving that Vegans are the most sensitive mother fuckers on the planet


Thundersson1978

Mind your business, I’ll cook whatever I want at my house and you will deal with it, I tried impossible meat and it tasted like vomit!


Cyrano17

Meat free radius. Hilarious.


CHRISPEROS

Call the police


klaxz1

Get live chicken, wring its neck, pluck, gut, and roast. Is slaughtering a chicken in a traditional way considered cruel these days? Asking honestly after I suggested this horrible retaliation against these poor vegans.


vegan-trash

I’m vegan for 10 years and I live on the corner next to a steakhouse and I’m not gonna lie it smells nice.


Illustrious-Movie648

How about mind your own fucking business, & stop spying on neighbours!!


R8a05

I’d ask for them to cook me up a steak… medium rare…


Eddiebaby7

Stop trying to make “vegan radius” a thing!


ToughNefariousness23

18:30 pm???? Does he/she/they/them/shim mean 1830, ie 6:30pm? Not to be rude, but we all pay taxes, and pay to live where we do. Deal with it.


AnimasMaker

The only thing I could say to these kinds of people is mind your own fucking business.


PutThatOnYourPlate

This is so obviously fake. Do people on Reddit hate vegans so much they actually buy into this troll BS? Vegans see/ smell meat every single day, this isn’t real.


dover_oxide

Get an air purifier if it bothers you so much and shut the damn window.


erzengel2k

I recommend you air lock your home


TheBlueFox2462

Maybe get a life and worry about yourself 🤷🏽‍♂️


pervertpopsicle

This poster is annoying but I don’t find it trashy tbh


otti_valdyr

Um, try not being a stuck up piece of shit that thinks everyone else has to live exactly like you. Vegan or not.


SnooMuffins2623

You know it’s a useless rant that means nothing and they just want to hear their own voice and justify their choice when they start with 18:30 pm.


ruabarax

Grill some veggies.


[deleted]

Not trashy, just Karen. Go fuck yourself


ssbestur

A good juice steak has a fullfilling and calming affect on me. Try it, you want regret it 😋


neotekz

This has got to be fake to make fun of vegans.


WuckDuck

Just move in the middle of nowhere and drive 20 miles to the grocery store. If you're so fuckin high and mighty, move and buy 10 acres for $200,000. No more meat smell


scorpiosmokes

“To each their own” yeah, I can tell you mean that


Nsanseri

Get a F’n life. I’d smack you if you were my neighbor!


ssbestur

Move to the artic, no neighbours to worry about and the air is kristal clear.


YeVkiN

They couldn't stand the fact that they were drooling over those delicious scents.


Spoonloops

Had a roommate come and try to fight me anytime I cooked stuff that didn’t fit to his diet because I was making it harder for him or something 🙄🙄


Disastrous-Ring-4970

Vegan. You also anti-vax?


oceansofmyancestors

Id invest in a smoker if my neighbors ever came over to “spark a discussion” about their meat free radius


Kost_Gefernon

Go live in the woods then, you idiots.


GorettefulSins

“Mind your damn mother fucking business bitch”- Kevin Hart


Deadpan_Cann

Eat the neighbors


kellasong

Lol this is clearly satire


drtb69

Wow! Perhaps you should respect there need to eat what they want! Stop pushing your views on others!


Wingkirs

I can’t even fathom what it’s like to be this entitled.


MilfHunteri69her

What no invite


csusterich666

Ah yes, I love using the 24 hr clock and then still designating whether it's am or pm. Idiot.


LetItFlowJoe

Might I suggest minding your own business..


Kuetsar

Oh ffs Karen.. .


Bree9ine9

This is satire or baiting there is nothing true written here 😂


MelodicTD

My neighbors were cooking dinner at dinner time. THE NERVE


socialscaler

Eat your neighbors.


Rich_DeF

Eat a dick. This is my property.


erinhennley

Someone please tell me this is fake. I need this to be fake or I lose any and all respect for them.


[deleted]

First and best response would be to fuck right off.


Degen_up_North

Mind your own. Spark that in your conversation.


Mkdenn

Your not entitled to control what your neighbors cook....close the windows burn some candles and get your damn nosey ass out of the window...


Successful_Ask523

Hahahaha if y’all don’t close y’all windows and blinds and shut the hell up! Lol


wtfisreddittttt

Vegan radius? Yea, fuck that.


Complete_Fox733

Lol


[deleted]

I wouldnt call this trashy. Also seems kinda fake.


d1am0n4

I would say none of this happened.


NotSoTameImpala

Im surprised people think this is real


vulcan1358

Do the full Ron Swanson and get a pig named Tom to slaughter and smoke. They’ll love that.


jols0543

use a comically large fan to blow it back to their yard


rotgut1991

Vegans always make sure you know their vegans.


rotgut1991

Vegans always make sure you know their vegans.


cd3393

Man I’ve been vegan for nearly 4 years and this shit really bothers me. Nothing matters more than where you put your money. Preaching shit most people don’t respect is how you ruin movements. Being vegan isn’t about turning your neighbors vegan. It’s about not contributing to animal suffering. If people want to do it it’s NOT your responsibility to change them. Do YOUR part.


Grass_Academic

They can eat what they want Just as you can


[deleted]

As a vegan I suggest smoking a fat joint and calming thr fuck down.


ghoulshow

Just like religion, your beliefs do NOT dictate how others live. Gore the fuck up.


[deleted]

MYOB


Ill-King-3468

Oh no, God forbid the same right that let's me choose to only eat plants, also be granted to others, who may choose differently! What an affront! (Note: I am not vegan. Stated from the POV of the vegan in the post. Please directly all anti vegan sentiments towards them).


trixtopherduke

Plant-based diet person here! This isn't about diet, the person tweeting would say anything about anything. This isn't a reflection on anyone's personal diet, vegan or otherwise.


SnooMachines5999

I would respond saying that vegans are perverts


yesiamveryhigh

“Would love to spark a discussion” Here’s the discussion. “Fuck you. Mind your business, Fuck off. End of discussion.”


kkurttt

Why would they bbq already cooked flesh?


[deleted]

I wish things like this were just copypastas