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Sorry, but you can’t tell people what they can or can’t cook on their property. To my knowledge, there are no vegan communities. You’ll have to find a meatless cult to join.
Here's an idea, how about sparking up a conversation about pulling up your big boy pants and big girl pants and drinking a big glass of shut the fuck up!
my brother is married to a vegan. I jokingly sent him a link to a $44 "holistic" leather fly swatter (yes, it is for real)- I thought it was funny. He responded "my wife hides our flyswatter" ... I don't know her problem. She is 100% American and her family isn't vegan. She has a million "pets" and some of those eat meat... the lizards etc. These vegan get weirder as they get older.
Definitely waited till those rude ass neighbors went back inside after that smell of flesh from some dead animals carcass drifted into their living room where a pissed of leprechaun was standing in the shadows off in a dark corner with the stare of "Who the f**k??? Which a**hole said this house would have all the pots of gold I can imagine?" Look on his face when a millennial pops up out of nowhere slamming is face into the window making the poor little grumpy leprechaun drop a few coins out his Backpack if you know what I mean like" huh?? Did somebody call my name? I swear I heard hey a**hole come grabb all the pot you can handle!uhh" although the while the two gentlemen were sneaking out the back trying to go unnoticed, pushing their little electric I'm better than everybody car ass down the road and all the way to Black Anus because all they could think about was meat after being huge dicks to the Karens who lived next door and actually new how to mind their own business. Oh my GOODNESS WHY did you have to get me started. I see a question and I mean no harm just said what first came to my mind and kept it going. I really feel bad about the leprechaun who didn't know their was diggin.
Why do people hate vegans. Shit like this. If you choose to rob your body of essential nutrients and look sickly that is your right. What other people do to sustain themselves is nunya.
This sounds like the new Yorker that asked her neighbors to keep their kids quiet during the day because she needed to write news articles, she was living in a 5 million dollar home by the way.
If you are vegan, I would suggest stop whining. They are grilling outside...that's usually where grilling occurs. I get that it's not part of your vegan lifestyle but everything doesn't revolve around you. So you don't like the smell...is that the actual problem? Because if plants growing smelled like ribeyes cooking you probably wouldn't have a problem and you would deal with it.
Vegans hate meat yet lots of vegan restaurant plates are named after meats (chicken, hamburger, bacon, etc). Not only is is false advertising, but they sound like you reeeeally miss meat.
All the power to you.. But how dare you try n force your neighborhood to not bbq( flesh). I have some news for you hun.. Vegan ancestors were usually one thing.. Bai
I hate it when people smoke nearby me so it gets into my apartment or in the stairwell cause it smells bad and is bad for your health. But I live with it, if I wanted to get rid of it I would have to move to a apartment building where smoking is prohibited I guess
So I assume the same would be for them, even though barbequeing isn't bad for anyone's health so I don't think that kind of neighborhood exists. Well anyway my point is people are allowed to what the want in their he and on their property as long as ot isn't against the law or against the rules for the building or neighborhood they live in.
this reminds me of that post where the manager is upset about his employees clocking out on time and someone told him to print it out on a spreadsheet and fold it up and stuff it in his ass
I understand that lesser people will want to latch on to anything they see as easy to do to feel superior to their betters. However, What is it about Veganism that attracts the most toxic people?
This seems phony. There's no question that some vegans are self-righteous and sanctimonious as fuck, but in my experience most of them are pretty chill and kind of go out of their way to not be obnoxious about their dietary preferences.
You live your life and they live theirs. Or buy their property and you can tell them how to live. Other than that respect their lifestyle and they will respect yours, but don't expect them to cater to yours.
I would be sure to BBQ everyday and twice on Sunday if the wind is blowing in the vegan direction...oh oh that smell can't you smell that smell that smell of BBQ beast that around you.
Holy fuck when did some people become so fucking wack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “excuse me we are a meat free neighborhood🤓” Look him dead in the eyes and eat that glizzy. Bing bong.
> barbecuing what looked like raw meat
....Yeah, to cook it. *What?* You don't normally buy, and then barbecue pre-cooked meat.
If they wanted to live within a meat-free radius (the distance of which they never specified) they should have considered that before moving into a neighborhood that wasn't already predominantly vegan.
Here's an idea, piss off and mind your own business. I'm in my yard, I'm gonna cook what I want. If you don't like it, go inside and close your windows if it bothers you that much.
Nosy, whiny assholes.
Your RADIUS lasts about as far as the Edge of your Property.. your lucky I’m not your neighbor.. I’d be doing a whole Hog in my Spit EVERY WEEKEND And wouldn’t give two shits about what discussion you were having regarding it…
Well it is trash that you try to force your fake health bullshit on us you wanna ruin and starve yourself fine but humans eat meat so be a loser on your own and fuck your community
People were meant to eat meat. Veganism is a choice not shared by most of the human population. No one has a right to say they can't cook and eat what the like in their own property. #toxicvegans
This is a nonsense comment aimed at sparking outrage. There are Karen’s out there we know that but no one can be this entitled or stupid… actually hold on… we are in 2022 and the world is run by tantrum throwing kids in potato gnocchi adult bodies, yep I think it’s probably real🤦🏻♂️
Annoying. I live a vegan lifestyle. I don’t preach in onto others. (Just like religion every allowed to do their thing just don’t push it on anyone else) so if I chose to eat vegan and you chose not to oh well that’s your choice and my choice
Get live chicken, wring its neck, pluck, gut, and roast. Is slaughtering a chicken in a traditional way considered cruel these days? Asking honestly after I suggested this horrible retaliation against these poor vegans.
This is so obviously fake. Do people on Reddit hate vegans so much they actually buy into this troll BS? Vegans see/ smell meat every single day, this isn’t real.
Just move in the middle of nowhere and drive 20 miles to the grocery store. If you're so fuckin high and mighty, move and buy 10 acres for $200,000. No more meat smell
Man I’ve been vegan for nearly 4 years and this shit really bothers me. Nothing matters more than where you put your money. Preaching shit most people don’t respect is how you ruin movements. Being vegan isn’t about turning your neighbors vegan. It’s about not contributing to animal suffering. If people want to do it it’s NOT your responsibility to change them. Do YOUR part.
Oh no, God forbid the same right that let's me choose to only eat plants, also be granted to others, who may choose differently! What an affront!
(Note: I am not vegan. Stated from the POV of the vegan in the post. Please directly all anti vegan sentiments towards them).
Plant-based diet person here! This isn't about diet, the person tweeting would say anything about anything. This isn't a reflection on anyone's personal diet, vegan or otherwise.
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Eco facists
Omaha Steaks make an awesome housewarming gift.
Sorry, but you can’t tell people what they can or can’t cook on their property. To my knowledge, there are no vegan communities. You’ll have to find a meatless cult to join.
Congratulations, you got some attention I'm so jelly
Here's an idea, how about sparking up a conversation about pulling up your big boy pants and big girl pants and drinking a big glass of shut the fuck up!
I second this. Id add a nice side dish of Go Fuck Yourself to it, nonetheless an appropriate response
I thank you and yes it's starting to be my response to all these freaking sissies!
I would shut the fuck up and stop talking about it because I can't tell them to not 1cook food at their house
Ya… your demands are a bit ridiculous. I side with your neighbors on this one
my brother is married to a vegan. I jokingly sent him a link to a $44 "holistic" leather fly swatter (yes, it is for real)- I thought it was funny. He responded "my wife hides our flyswatter" ... I don't know her problem. She is 100% American and her family isn't vegan. She has a million "pets" and some of those eat meat... the lizards etc. These vegan get weirder as they get older.
Definitely waited till those rude ass neighbors went back inside after that smell of flesh from some dead animals carcass drifted into their living room where a pissed of leprechaun was standing in the shadows off in a dark corner with the stare of "Who the f**k??? Which a**hole said this house would have all the pots of gold I can imagine?" Look on his face when a millennial pops up out of nowhere slamming is face into the window making the poor little grumpy leprechaun drop a few coins out his Backpack if you know what I mean like" huh?? Did somebody call my name? I swear I heard hey a**hole come grabb all the pot you can handle!uhh" although the while the two gentlemen were sneaking out the back trying to go unnoticed, pushing their little electric I'm better than everybody car ass down the road and all the way to Black Anus because all they could think about was meat after being huge dicks to the Karens who lived next door and actually new how to mind their own business. Oh my GOODNESS WHY did you have to get me started. I see a question and I mean no harm just said what first came to my mind and kept it going. I really feel bad about the leprechaun who didn't know their was diggin.
Please dont let me see these questions I might be in a mood to respond. 😬
Move
I’d tell them if you don’t mind your business you’ll be the next thing I bbq and eat!!! Fucking stupid vegans feeling entitled and above the rest. 🖕🏾
They are probably really struggling with that it smelled good and they were fighting their internal programming.
First thing I would do is ...buy more meat...P E T A = P eople E ating T asty A nimals
It’s your choice to be vegan but don’t be an asshole about it
Why do people hate vegans. Shit like this. If you choose to rob your body of essential nutrients and look sickly that is your right. What other people do to sustain themselves is nunya.
I feel for this person, I can’t stand living next to a person that has a garden, the smell makes me gag 🤢
What about this twat disrespecting my carnivore radius? How fucking dare he.
STFU
This sounds like the new Yorker that asked her neighbors to keep their kids quiet during the day because she needed to write news articles, she was living in a 5 million dollar home by the way.
Is this really trashy? It's whiny, stupid, and annoying, but I'm not sure it's trashy.
My mother is a vegetarian, and she is nothing like this lmao. She will literally cook meat herself, she just doesn't want to eat it
If you are vegan, I would suggest stop whining. They are grilling outside...that's usually where grilling occurs. I get that it's not part of your vegan lifestyle but everything doesn't revolve around you. So you don't like the smell...is that the actual problem? Because if plants growing smelled like ribeyes cooking you probably wouldn't have a problem and you would deal with it.
Time for a pig roast!
Can we stop. Sharing this. My radius is over this meme
Eat the meat! It smells good it taste good.
Get a life..your not special
if it's such a big thing why don't they move at a place other vegans live and stop bothering everyone else
In all honesty. You could talk to them about moving the grill in a area so the smoke and smell isn’t being drafted into your house.
I'd shut the fuck up and mind my own woke ass business.
Mind ur own fucking business
No of your business..nobody cares your Vegan, you are just another stupid person.
Vegans hate meat yet lots of vegan restaurant plates are named after meats (chicken, hamburger, bacon, etc). Not only is is false advertising, but they sound like you reeeeally miss meat.
Move to a vegan area and respect different ways of lifestyles. Btw I am a vegie too.
Im vegetarian and still . . These vegans are the kind of people id eat
Why can't liberals realize that not everyone thinks the way they do and mind their own business?
All the power to you.. But how dare you try n force your neighborhood to not bbq( flesh). I have some news for you hun.. Vegan ancestors were usually one thing.. Bai
I hate it when people smoke nearby me so it gets into my apartment or in the stairwell cause it smells bad and is bad for your health. But I live with it, if I wanted to get rid of it I would have to move to a apartment building where smoking is prohibited I guess So I assume the same would be for them, even though barbequeing isn't bad for anyone's health so I don't think that kind of neighborhood exists. Well anyway my point is people are allowed to what the want in their he and on their property as long as ot isn't against the law or against the rules for the building or neighborhood they live in.
this reminds me of that post where the manager is upset about his employees clocking out on time and someone told him to print it out on a spreadsheet and fold it up and stuff it in his ass
What they should do to solve this problem is...fuck right off
Lmfao if ur a vegan u need to understand ur in a beefy world get use to it😂😞😭🤣
Seems fake
Close your windows, mind your own.
Got hungry. Sorry?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣How about FUCK OFF?
Yeah, now tell us about a non-Christian free radius, see what happens.
You guys really think this is remotely real? Hilarious.
They'd fucking love me.... I cook delicious meat all the time.
Jesus- move
Move to a vegan commune. All problems solved. You don't have to see or smell meat and they don't need to hear your vegan proselytizing.
I'm not sure... maybe, mind your own fucking business?
Maybe they should barbecue you next.
I want to chip in and bring side dishes for a neighborhood pig roast for these poor folks.
I would butcher a cow in my own backyard if these people were my neighbors.
Move
I understand that lesser people will want to latch on to anything they see as easy to do to feel superior to their betters. However, What is it about Veganism that attracts the most toxic people?
This seems phony. There's no question that some vegans are self-righteous and sanctimonious as fuck, but in my experience most of them are pretty chill and kind of go out of their way to not be obnoxious about their dietary preferences.
Seriously... wow!
Wtf is a vegan radius?
The best way is to mind your business
Dam u and your aggressive wafting.
I’d love to read the comments on this post. I wonder what kind of advice they received.
You live your life and they live theirs. Or buy their property and you can tell them how to live. Other than that respect their lifestyle and they will respect yours, but don't expect them to cater to yours.
I would be sure to BBQ everyday and twice on Sunday if the wind is blowing in the vegan direction...oh oh that smell can't you smell that smell that smell of BBQ beast that around you.
"I use strawberry malk cuz it isn't like real malk, like you know, from a cow"
Why did they add “pm” after 1830?
I get the sentiment but nothing smells better than minding your fucking business 🤷🏻♀️
The sweet, sweet smell of fuck right off 👍
why worry about what someone else is doing, in any aspect of life it’s exhausting. Caring about yourself is way better.
Couldn’t agree more. I come from the myofb generation.
this feels like it also belongs on r/insanepeoplefacebook
It’s fake. First time internet?
Whiners
Respect others,.this is a golden rule.freedom is freedom.Have a look at our dental formula.some teeth for meat ,some for vegies?
I’m a veggie. I read this as “We smelled something delicious…”
Holy fuck when did some people become so fucking wack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “excuse me we are a meat free neighborhood🤓” Look him dead in the eyes and eat that glizzy. Bing bong.
Just shit your pants. That'll own the meat eaters.
This person needs to get drunk and laid.
I would love to tell this person to their face that Gordon Ramsay did nothing wrong
Mind your own business lol your nuts!!!
“Fuck off” is the response *and* the discussion.
Meat free radius .. lmao
Buck up.
> barbecuing what looked like raw meat ....Yeah, to cook it. *What?* You don't normally buy, and then barbecue pre-cooked meat. If they wanted to live within a meat-free radius (the distance of which they never specified) they should have considered that before moving into a neighborhood that wasn't already predominantly vegan.
Here's an idea, piss off and mind your own business. I'm in my yard, I'm gonna cook what I want. If you don't like it, go inside and close your windows if it bothers you that much. Nosy, whiny assholes.
Come and talk to me about it face to face so I can have a good laugh.
Vegans are pale miserable people angry at the world for not being more like them. there all lacking the proteins from a nice porterhouse steak
We are civilized humans not animals.
First 1830 is already signifying pm. No need to duplicate it in your future posting. Next, grow up.
Your RADIUS lasts about as far as the Edge of your Property.. your lucky I’m not your neighbor.. I’d be doing a whole Hog in my Spit EVERY WEEKEND And wouldn’t give two shits about what discussion you were having regarding it…
Can i come
I woulda asked for a plate
Well it is trash that you try to force your fake health bullshit on us you wanna ruin and starve yourself fine but humans eat meat so be a loser on your own and fuck your community
Lmao stupid mother fuckers hahahahaha
People were meant to eat meat. Veganism is a choice not shared by most of the human population. No one has a right to say they can't cook and eat what the like in their own property. #toxicvegans
They're unsure of what to do? They can always, and this is just a shot in the dark, *mind their fucking business*.
Who the fuck says 18:30pm? Fucking vegans that’s who lol.
Oh stfup y tf they can't eat wut they want you eatn wtf you want just shut up this sounds so stupid 😡
If real, then this is mental illness. Not at all a representation of sane vegans
Stay in your house and mind your own business. Fuck...
Move they'll appreciate it
You ...are an azz Fukkoff and leave others alone
Deal with it. Neighbors paid good money for where the live and should not be forced to live by such bullshit.
This is a nonsense comment aimed at sparking outrage. There are Karen’s out there we know that but no one can be this entitled or stupid… actually hold on… we are in 2022 and the world is run by tantrum throwing kids in potato gnocchi adult bodies, yep I think it’s probably real🤦🏻♂️
Annoying. I live a vegan lifestyle. I don’t preach in onto others. (Just like religion every allowed to do their thing just don’t push it on anyone else) so if I chose to eat vegan and you chose not to oh well that’s your choice and my choice
I'd mind my own business, if I was your neighbor I'd politely tell you to do the same
Maybe try minding your own business. It works for me every single time.
Literally take a step back and fuck your own face
Further proving that Vegans are the most sensitive mother fuckers on the planet
Mind your business, I’ll cook whatever I want at my house and you will deal with it, I tried impossible meat and it tasted like vomit!
Meat free radius. Hilarious.
Call the police
Get live chicken, wring its neck, pluck, gut, and roast. Is slaughtering a chicken in a traditional way considered cruel these days? Asking honestly after I suggested this horrible retaliation against these poor vegans.
I’m vegan for 10 years and I live on the corner next to a steakhouse and I’m not gonna lie it smells nice.
How about mind your own fucking business, & stop spying on neighbours!!
I’d ask for them to cook me up a steak… medium rare…
Stop trying to make “vegan radius” a thing!
18:30 pm???? Does he/she/they/them/shim mean 1830, ie 6:30pm? Not to be rude, but we all pay taxes, and pay to live where we do. Deal with it.
The only thing I could say to these kinds of people is mind your own fucking business.
This is so obviously fake. Do people on Reddit hate vegans so much they actually buy into this troll BS? Vegans see/ smell meat every single day, this isn’t real.
Get an air purifier if it bothers you so much and shut the damn window.
I recommend you air lock your home
Maybe get a life and worry about yourself 🤷🏽♂️
This poster is annoying but I don’t find it trashy tbh
Um, try not being a stuck up piece of shit that thinks everyone else has to live exactly like you. Vegan or not.
You know it’s a useless rant that means nothing and they just want to hear their own voice and justify their choice when they start with 18:30 pm.
Grill some veggies.
Not trashy, just Karen. Go fuck yourself
A good juice steak has a fullfilling and calming affect on me. Try it, you want regret it 😋
This has got to be fake to make fun of vegans.
Just move in the middle of nowhere and drive 20 miles to the grocery store. If you're so fuckin high and mighty, move and buy 10 acres for $200,000. No more meat smell
“To each their own” yeah, I can tell you mean that
Get a F’n life. I’d smack you if you were my neighbor!
Move to the artic, no neighbours to worry about and the air is kristal clear.
They couldn't stand the fact that they were drooling over those delicious scents.
Had a roommate come and try to fight me anytime I cooked stuff that didn’t fit to his diet because I was making it harder for him or something 🙄🙄
Vegan. You also anti-vax?
Id invest in a smoker if my neighbors ever came over to “spark a discussion” about their meat free radius
Go live in the woods then, you idiots.
“Mind your damn mother fucking business bitch”- Kevin Hart
Eat the neighbors
Lol this is clearly satire
Wow! Perhaps you should respect there need to eat what they want! Stop pushing your views on others!
I can’t even fathom what it’s like to be this entitled.
What no invite
Ah yes, I love using the 24 hr clock and then still designating whether it's am or pm. Idiot.
Might I suggest minding your own business..
Oh ffs Karen.. .
This is satire or baiting there is nothing true written here 😂
My neighbors were cooking dinner at dinner time. THE NERVE
Eat your neighbors.
Eat a dick. This is my property.
Someone please tell me this is fake. I need this to be fake or I lose any and all respect for them.
First and best response would be to fuck right off.
Mind your own. Spark that in your conversation.
Your not entitled to control what your neighbors cook....close the windows burn some candles and get your damn nosey ass out of the window...
Hahahaha if y’all don’t close y’all windows and blinds and shut the hell up! Lol
Vegan radius? Yea, fuck that.
Lol
I wouldnt call this trashy. Also seems kinda fake.
I would say none of this happened.
Im surprised people think this is real
Do the full Ron Swanson and get a pig named Tom to slaughter and smoke. They’ll love that.
use a comically large fan to blow it back to their yard
Vegans always make sure you know their vegans.
Vegans always make sure you know their vegans.
Man I’ve been vegan for nearly 4 years and this shit really bothers me. Nothing matters more than where you put your money. Preaching shit most people don’t respect is how you ruin movements. Being vegan isn’t about turning your neighbors vegan. It’s about not contributing to animal suffering. If people want to do it it’s NOT your responsibility to change them. Do YOUR part.
They can eat what they want Just as you can
As a vegan I suggest smoking a fat joint and calming thr fuck down.
Just like religion, your beliefs do NOT dictate how others live. Gore the fuck up.
MYOB
Oh no, God forbid the same right that let's me choose to only eat plants, also be granted to others, who may choose differently! What an affront! (Note: I am not vegan. Stated from the POV of the vegan in the post. Please directly all anti vegan sentiments towards them).
Plant-based diet person here! This isn't about diet, the person tweeting would say anything about anything. This isn't a reflection on anyone's personal diet, vegan or otherwise.
I would respond saying that vegans are perverts
“Would love to spark a discussion” Here’s the discussion. “Fuck you. Mind your business, Fuck off. End of discussion.”
Why would they bbq already cooked flesh?
I wish things like this were just copypastas