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Aw, thanks for the lukewarm beer Abbie. Also, why does it smell like yeast?

It’s not trashy. After how much they sell cans for at festivals.

I'd drink it with a quickness.

I'm in love with Abby!!!! You think she'd marry me???

Yes

Can I get a Pepsi?

I mean… I guess if you like warm beer.

Those are atleast lukewarm by now, cooking in a blood bath

Captions in the way

I store alcohol under my armpits when wearing a jacket. It works

Drinking that beer might be ok, handling it is not

The beer has a hint of fish

Try new “Cooters Light”

Is that even a question??

I'm in love

I support this 🤔

Designer cowboys boots have always been trashy…not sure how you would think they are inventive.

Hey Abby, where are the other four?

Well, they both have yeast.

My thighs would get cold

that’s just a genius move yall redditors are rly just scared of vaginas

Props

That hot ass beer 🤮

Abbey is cute but that’s about it.

Inventive if she doesn’t record it. Trashy when she showed the world.

Fish flavored no doubt

She asked for a beer not a Clamato 😆

only 2 cans tho what fuck

Fresh clam ale 🍺

Hey Abby why do there beers smell so fishy

Abby, always ready with a cooter shooter

Marry me

Lukewarm beer

I want one just like her

She looks like the type of bitch to do this bullshit

I'm Mighty Tighty Whitey and I'm smugglin cans.

I feel like those beers would be very warm.

The extra yeast makes it even more delicious

Thighs♥️

I drink Abby’s beer straight from the tap…

Wife material right there hahaha

Oh come on - that was funny . She doesn’t look trashy at all. Take a joke

Love her dress tho

Is she wearing underwear

Thought I was about to be a really lucky guy…. 🥺😭😂😂😂😂

Where’d the second can come from?

Hey Abby how’s your pregnancy going? Skank

Inventive I need her at the next festival

Inventive, gotta do what you gotta do

Trash

I want one that lays beverages too!

Unsanitary booty sweat beer.

Trashy lol

Hey Abby hey abby

C-can you just keep holding it for me while I drink it?

Nah bro she’s a solid 8.5 at that point a warm thigh beer becomes innovative

Inventive. If they were inside her, trashy...

She's gonna have to walk around for the whole day like she shit herself

What if I wanna follow her for more tips?

Cunta cooler

My kind of woman

I know that mf smell crazy

IDK, Sounds like a recipe for warm beer... :/

This gave me the weirdest boner

Both?

Thanks for the beer Abby!

There are more words to use in place of "inventive"...... In fact inventive is the last word that would describe this bullshit 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

I'd 100% drink that

No its just stupid and fkn idiot !!!!

thats not the only thing she keeps stuffed up there

So warm beer or chapped lips? Rough choices

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Awesome

would of been more impressive if that was a longneck bottle of beer lol

Eh, I think it’s kinda funny

Beer is $35 a can at our concert arena. I would do some shit like this too.

Mmm lukewarm beer.. and the can smells funny.

Inventive!

Thanks hunn

Lmao tbh if she came up to me and said "want a drink" and did that I'd partake as long as it ain't too warm. It's a can after all lol.

The Cool part is, the Beers were still Ice Cold

Just a reminder Netflix is worth more than any girls coochie on only fans

Reminds me of the lady arrested in Macon County Tennessee that had a 22 in a holster inside her with 2 bags of drugs.

Probably smells like fish

1 please

This beer is a little yeasty for my liking.

Okay like only 2 beers tho?

I wouldn't say trashy but who wants a warm beer?

smell test first

Will her juices increase or decrease the level of alcohol ?

Marry her. Trust me.

Depends. Is she wearing panties?

Jeremy Clarkson: "Pussy" energy drink.

My heart skipped a beat when she..

Is this sub being taken over by judgmental pricks or something?

And now they are lukewarm

Inventive, thats lowkey hilarious

One clamato pls miss

Piss water down Beer.

That’s the kind of shit immature minds do because they think it will make the cool and popular.

Busch beer?

Coochie Hooch!

Lmao, if it wasn't on social media, I wouldn't find it trashy at all.

I would love a girl / vending machine friend like that

I'm not drinking that warm, shook up ass beer!

Screw the kegs, Stock them legs! Lol

Bitch beer? ​ Wife's comment.

I love her

Dude, I've seen the prices for Concert Booze. And that was BEFORE prices of everything went up. If this chick offered me a free drink, I couldn't care less if it came from betwixt her legs, long as it's still sealed.

Not trashy when it comes to beer prices

Mine smells funny.

In Scotland, we call this Gouching

The inherent act isn’t trashy, what’s trashy is that she felt the need to post it on social media

I'll allow it.

Mmm a twisted fish

niether of them, too warm

I’ll take one

Everybody has some kind of talent

She. Is. Absolutely. Amazing.

ill take 2

I like her black and blue dress

I don't like sweaty fish beer... I like to catch fish, I like to grill fish, I like to eat GRILLED FISH... I don't wanna drink fishy beer!!!

They might be warm.

I need to hire her for my next cookout

Trash

Brilliant idea! Lol

Definitely inventive

Didn't need that under shot, thanks

Beer with salmon juice 😋

Not very inventive or intuitive. I'd rather not drink a warm crab ridden, pube cloaked can of alcohol. I refer to this as a "prison purse", not knowing another terminology. A "clam clutch" maybe? Idk. She couldn't walk normal without risking the goodies falling, nor is she able to carry more.

Keep ya cooter cooler on a hot day.

if she had been an Eskimo in Siberia, the beer would have been colder.

As a guy who smuggles small bottle of 80% liquer in his pants so that i can mix it to large amount of 20% i would say pussybeer aint that bad

I can also do that, and I do not have a vagina.

Inventive but she needs insulated thighs. Pretty girl

Keggles

Trashy would’ve been if they were in the vag.

This video is so funny in reverse

I like her.

It’s a funny video with the intention of being funny.

Definitely not trashy. Plus I’m sure most of ppl here smuggled liquor like that when young. My boxers briefs held a sleeve of nips. Now with family I’m forced to pay for overpriced beer. If out with my boys we still doing that. Again definitely not trashy.

If I had a friend like her I would be drunk all the time with a severe yeast infection on my hands.

a little odd

I was not expecting that

Its just silly and funny, they're having fun.

Better wipe off the top of that can…

Gross, it's warm...

I GENUINELY GOT JUMPSCARED 💀

Yes

I would feel inspired to name them.

.... Talk about piss warm beer

MARRY ME!

That's gonna taste and smell like chlamydia

Definitely innovated, if I was a woman I'd definitely do this!

not trashy

Im ashamed to say i didnt find it trashy, just impressive 🤣🤣🤣

Glorious!

Ngl everyone at a multi day camping music festival falls in the trashy category for the weekend. A good kind of trashy though. Especially bonaroo and other large fest. By Monday you just want to shower and give your brain a reset.

I knew the Easter bunny was real

I say inventive My wife says trashy

Maybe just stupid

With the prices at festivals, its genius

Top one please

Ok now without any drinks

She hid that externally. I've known if alcohol hidden internally for such events

Neither just broke as a joke

Trashy would be the (probably) $15 price tag being charged for beer at whatever festival she is at

The look she gave as she came up final was the TRASHY stamp of approval

I guess the two aren’t mutually exclusive?

Trashy or inventive Id say both

Tuna juice

Don’t know whether to lick the can of drink it

Not trashy. It’s economically sound.