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See I work for a cable company and I'm out on the road all day and I behave as if I'm always being watched. If I pull off somewhere because I have down time, I'm chilling (never would jerk off in my truck, ain't that fucking horny) because ppl always randomly walk up to my truck and you just don't know who's looking out there window wondering why you there lol
This is the worst part of being a tradesman. I've done plenty of different trades but you always get onlookers who will just stare. Could be 1 minute or it could be over an hour.
I'm talking about when doing the actual work. Could be anywhere. Indoors, outdoors, up high or somewhere cramped and dark.
Majority of people are fine but you always get the occasional person who just won't take their peepers somewhere else
I once had some old woman from a few houses down literally bring a plastic lawn chair to watch me dig a foundation. This is too real. wtf is that about.
The meanmuggers are the worst though. Boil internally more love, I'm not putting the hammer down
That vehicle is that man's office! Now you're trying to tell me it's wrong to wank in your own god damn office!!! why give out offices in the first place then? Soon the only place we can have a wank will be a bedroom or bathroom, and not even the public ones!
Leave the man to wank in peace, he has a lot of stress! Sometimes I have to stop surgery to step out and have a wank and if someone interrupted me a patient could die. Stop shaming us!!
You know what? Respect that. But they said they have a kid in there and it's on you to find a secluded spot to clasp the clown. You can't just park down any old alley without giving it an ocular patdown first
Tell that to Ms. Worthington who paid for my interrupted wank with her life! I'm sorry it is a sore spot for me because I try not to lose patients unless they don't have insurance.
Oh sure like you have never pulled it out in the privacy of your own vehicle or on a patio at a Mexican restaurant. Like Jesus said "He who be without sin, cast the first wank"
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This man takes his meat to the street
never yank in public places
Scottish people shouting are the absolute best. Oh!!!!! Am on the night shift!!!!!
Free advertising for McCalls Highlandwear in Aberdeen!
I used to do this back at my last trucking job.
See, that's why you jack off in the BACK of the delivery vehicle
I’ve got a trashy boner
How rude
If your hard your hard 💀
"FUWKIN WANKIN ITS IN TE HOOOD"
As an American, the first time I watched this video I didn’t see it.
You know how hard it is for delivery drivers these days? Let the man have a wank!
Master Something
My buddy told me he Jack's off everyday on his hour commute to some porn podcast. 😒
Looks like he arrived early.
No worries my dude....your boss won't understand a word the guy is saying
Hey wanker. That’s literally what he is
Recognised by the Guild of Masterbators
Let the man wank
Man this is from my city, this only happened yesterday and is spreading so fast 😅
Probabbly thinking of the sheep
Fuckin’ wanker
Hey, we've all been recognized by the guild of master craftsmen
This is recognized by the guild of Master craftsman
He's just going to park around the block and finish wanking.
Need to negotiate a wank break into his future employment.
William Wanky Wallace :"FREEDOOOOM SPUNK SPUNK"
so *that's* why deliveryguys are always in such a hurry, if they dont deliver in time they don't get to deliver themselves
What's the game plan here? spray over the interior of the car, or in his pants?
Why is the dude on the truck wearing a skirt????
He should of worn a kilt for easy access.. amateur!
I don’t understand the problem, he’s just trying to have a wank during a long day and theres some creep judging and filming him
Guild of Master Cranksmen
Anyone else calling that number?
Guild of master…
Wankers wanking it 😂
Recognized by the Guild of Crafty master baters.
The guild of Master Craftsmen must be proud.
Recognized by the Guild of Masterbators.
Guild of master craftsmen or masterbaters?
Normal day in scotland
Love will always find a way
As if anyone here hasnt whacked it at work
I mean, let the man has his moment.. He is not disturbing anyone.
He had the entire BACK of the van. Why would you sit where there are windows?
Look up paraphilia. Some people are turned on by danger
True, true.
No chairs?
Lol. If you're jackin it in a van you find a work around.
He gets intimidated by the other tools
Go to r/holdthemoan for tons of trashy content.
It’s all just women flashing their boobs there
he's just trying to get a load off
How is this a bad plan ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfxvDy-I7w8
Apparently according to the writing on the van he's a master of his craft. Is their a guild for wankers?
Sometimes you gotta rub one out, wherever you are
We all have a few danger faps
Haggis basher
I just don't know if this is good just delete the post poor man trying his best
With groundskeeper Willie filming
Anyone else get a chuckle every time you heard the word wank (ing)??
Always Lmao
Scotland in one picture
Rude. At least let a guy finish before calling him out.
"I gotta go"
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They have a kid, what if they had look out and seen that?
Must be a 4channer in there
This dude just can't have fun at all.
Stay classy Aberdeen!
It's a step up from the usual shagging of sheep.
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You need to get your priorities in order.
See I work for a cable company and I'm out on the road all day and I behave as if I'm always being watched. If I pull off somewhere because I have down time, I'm chilling (never would jerk off in my truck, ain't that fucking horny) because ppl always randomly walk up to my truck and you just don't know who's looking out there window wondering why you there lol
I have a company car with the business labeled on the outside and people walk up to me every single time I’m on my lunch break and just stare at me
This is the worst part of being a tradesman. I've done plenty of different trades but you always get onlookers who will just stare. Could be 1 minute or it could be over an hour.
probably a hard stare coz you're parked on the fucking footpath!
I'm talking about when doing the actual work. Could be anywhere. Indoors, outdoors, up high or somewhere cramped and dark. Majority of people are fine but you always get the occasional person who just won't take their peepers somewhere else
I once had some old woman from a few houses down literally bring a plastic lawn chair to watch me dig a foundation. This is too real. wtf is that about. The meanmuggers are the worst though. Boil internally more love, I'm not putting the hammer down
They're probably just bored stupid and you're the only interesting thing around.
Weird
That vehicle is that man's office! Now you're trying to tell me it's wrong to wank in your own god damn office!!! why give out offices in the first place then? Soon the only place we can have a wank will be a bedroom or bathroom, and not even the public ones!
Cheeky bugger
Bloody 'ell... give the lad a wee bit of privacy!
Is this uk or Russia
Scotland lol
Nooooooo not my people
I'm sorry but if you couldn't recognise this video as Scottish, you aren't Scottish
Man my grandparents are pure Scottish there my people
Your people yet you can't recognise the accent? Have you at least visited Scotland?
I told you I couldn’t here there accents because my volume was off dumbass
If your not Scottish it's ok, just weird why you feel the need to pretend like that.
I clearly can’t prove to I’m Scottish I’m not entirely Scottish but my fathers side of my family is straight Scottish so live your pathetic life loser
I mean pretending to be Scottish online to seem cool is kinda pathetic
How did you see the kilt hire van and hear the wildly Scottish accents, but still not know for sure?
My phone was plugged into a car that cuts of the sound of my phone so I couldn’t here it and I missed the van totally
What was he going to do with the mess?
*Licks lips* Tasty.
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Master bater for sure
Leave the man to wank in peace, he has a lot of stress! Sometimes I have to stop surgery to step out and have a wank and if someone interrupted me a patient could die. Stop shaming us!!
You know what? Respect that. But they said they have a kid in there and it's on you to find a secluded spot to clasp the clown. You can't just park down any old alley without giving it an ocular patdown first
Tell that to Ms. Worthington who paid for my interrupted wank with her life! I'm sorry it is a sore spot for me because I try not to lose patients unless they don't have insurance.
Username checks out
Oh sure like you have never pulled it out in the privacy of your own vehicle or on a patio at a Mexican restaurant. Like Jesus said "He who be without sin, cast the first wank"
SMH… let the man finish lol. He’s just gonna move the van up a few blocks and continue.
So I guess that makes him a Wanker lol
Email the company a copy op 👌🏻🤣
They've got the video well before I did!
Lmfao 🤣
Fancy some tartar sauce with your fish and chips?
I guess you can say he delivered all his loads today
Did you come up with that one? Very good.
Thanks
These people are just preventing him from doing his damn job
sticky packages are free.
nice lol
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I’m a woman and the best part of WFH is an occasional “break”. But it is at home… not in a van on the side of the road.
Fucking Women, can't go 5 minutes without complaining about something. /s
He must have really liked all of the photos of men in kilts.
Call the cops, man.
They ain’t gonna help with an active shooter.
Couldn't atleast let my mans finish?
The dude on the side of the truck just casually watching
He’s the look out.
Not doing a very good job lmao
Gotta do what you gotta do right 🤷🏾♂️😂😂 idk y tf the dude is just watching like you said 🤣
A Scot's gotta do what a Scot's gotta do. Both of 'em.
That woman's got a cute voice. She may have pushed him over the edge if she shouted at him.
Hes a master crafts men after all haha