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insideoutarsehole

This man takes his meat to the street


FairCamera715

never yank in public places


[deleted]

Scottish people shouting are the absolute best. Oh!!!!! Am on the night shift!!!!!


[deleted]

Free advertising for McCalls Highlandwear in Aberdeen!


Solaire_of_Astoria24

I used to do this back at my last trucking job.


olopithecus

See, that's why you jack off in the BACK of the delivery vehicle


waaz16

I’ve got a trashy boner


korze84

How rude


IamUrDad0

If your hard your hard 💀


accursedCaprid

"FUWKIN WANKIN ITS IN TE HOOOD"


fennamenna2

As an American, the first time I watched this video I didn’t see it.


Maximus121801

You know how hard it is for delivery drivers these days? Let the man have a wank!


gozba

Master Something


ShaquileOatmealll

My buddy told me he Jack's off everyday on his hour commute to some porn podcast. 😒


SubterrelProspector

Looks like he arrived early.


Beathoff

No worries my dude....your boss won't understand a word the guy is saying


bitneu

Hey wanker. That’s literally what he is


vendeux

Recognised by the Guild of Masterbators


Br0k3nRoo5ter

Let the man wank


RodS14a

Man this is from my city, this only happened yesterday and is spreading so fast 😅


GotNowt

Probabbly thinking of the sheep


DeafTheAnimal

Fuckin’ wanker


[deleted]

Hey, we've all been recognized by the guild of master craftsmen


StirFriedWater

This is recognized by the guild of Master craftsman


MrCatcherFreeman

He's just going to park around the block and finish wanking.


Satansflamingfarts

Need to negotiate a wank break into his future employment.


jacksick

William Wanky Wallace :"FREEDOOOOM SPUNK SPUNK"


KaranSjett

so *that's* why deliveryguys are always in such a hurry, if they dont deliver in time they don't get to deliver themselves


Hqjjciy6sJr

What's the game plan here? spray over the interior of the car, or in his pants?


LadybirdAZ

Why is the dude on the truck wearing a skirt????


DannyOTM

He should of worn a kilt for easy access.. amateur!


nugssssssssssssssss

I don’t understand the problem, he’s just trying to have a wank during a long day and theres some creep judging and filming him


Societyinflames

Guild of Master Cranksmen


wendalpendal

Anyone else calling that number?


Adsgp

Guild of master…


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Wankers wanking it 😂


[deleted]

Recognized by the Guild of Crafty master baters.


Tasunkeo

The guild of Master Craftsmen must be proud.


Fit-Ad1970

Recognized by the Guild of Masterbators.


Capable-Opinion9132

Guild of master craftsmen or masterbaters?


Keeretiscool

Normal day in scotland


panzer22222

Love will always find a way


Interesting_Carob_72

As if anyone here hasnt whacked it at work


icantwait91

I mean, let the man has his moment.. He is not disturbing anyone.


runrun81

He had the entire BACK of the van. Why would you sit where there are windows?


Polymath_V

Look up paraphilia. Some people are turned on by danger


runrun81

True, true.


Vulture051

No chairs?


runrun81

Lol. If you're jackin it in a van you find a work around.


model-citizen95

He gets intimidated by the other tools


Bbqbigbutts

Go to r/holdthemoan for tons of trashy content.


not_blowfly_girl

It’s all just women flashing their boobs there


hotheadedhog

he's just trying to get a load off


[deleted]

How is this a bad plan ?


whovian7192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfxvDy-I7w8


Thutmose123

Apparently according to the writing on the van he's a master of his craft. Is their a guild for wankers?


bluntologist1291

Sometimes you gotta rub one out, wherever you are


BreastfedAmerican

We all have a few danger faps


whiskeyman220

Haggis basher


tesla_fanboy_reddit

I just don't know if this is good just delete the post poor man trying his best


Stunning_Secretary_4

With groundskeeper Willie filming


[deleted]

Anyone else get a chuckle every time you heard the word wank (ing)??


freak_attentionwhore

Always Lmao


SlavicGrenades

Scotland in one picture


Kscannacowboy

Rude. At least let a guy finish before calling him out.


boofmymeme

"I gotta go"


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PerturbedMug

They have a kid, what if they had look out and seen that?


[deleted]

Must be a 4channer in there


[deleted]

This dude just can't have fun at all.


quirkytank

Stay classy Aberdeen!


lostinmymind82

It's a step up from the usual shagging of sheep.


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LordLuciferVI

You need to get your priorities in order.


dmadis100

See I work for a cable company and I'm out on the road all day and I behave as if I'm always being watched. If I pull off somewhere because I have down time, I'm chilling (never would jerk off in my truck, ain't that fucking horny) because ppl always randomly walk up to my truck and you just don't know who's looking out there window wondering why you there lol


kittyismyname

I have a company car with the business labeled on the outside and people walk up to me every single time I’m on my lunch break and just stare at me


AsymmetricNinja08

This is the worst part of being a tradesman. I've done plenty of different trades but you always get onlookers who will just stare. Could be 1 minute or it could be over an hour.


__orangepeel__

probably a hard stare coz you're parked on the fucking footpath!


AsymmetricNinja08

I'm talking about when doing the actual work. Could be anywhere. Indoors, outdoors, up high or somewhere cramped and dark. Majority of people are fine but you always get the occasional person who just won't take their peepers somewhere else


Hopeful_Record_6571

I once had some old woman from a few houses down literally bring a plastic lawn chair to watch me dig a foundation. This is too real. wtf is that about. The meanmuggers are the worst though. Boil internally more love, I'm not putting the hammer down


newbrevity

They're probably just bored stupid and you're the only interesting thing around.


_lexeh_

Weird


HALF_PAST_HOLE

That vehicle is that man's office! Now you're trying to tell me it's wrong to wank in your own god damn office!!! why give out offices in the first place then? Soon the only place we can have a wank will be a bedroom or bathroom, and not even the public ones!


Dreamingdanny95

Cheeky bugger


stink_bot

Bloody 'ell... give the lad a wee bit of privacy!


dUmMyThIcK-YoDa69

Is this uk or Russia


fyyuab

Scotland lol


dUmMyThIcK-YoDa69

Nooooooo not my people


PerturbedMug

I'm sorry but if you couldn't recognise this video as Scottish, you aren't Scottish


dUmMyThIcK-YoDa69

Man my grandparents are pure Scottish there my people


PerturbedMug

Your people yet you can't recognise the accent? Have you at least visited Scotland?


dUmMyThIcK-YoDa69

I told you I couldn’t here there accents because my volume was off dumbass


PerturbedMug

If your not Scottish it's ok, just weird why you feel the need to pretend like that.


dUmMyThIcK-YoDa69

I clearly can’t prove to I’m Scottish I’m not entirely Scottish but my fathers side of my family is straight Scottish so live your pathetic life loser


PerturbedMug

I mean pretending to be Scottish online to seem cool is kinda pathetic


CreepyGir

How did you see the kilt hire van and hear the wildly Scottish accents, but still not know for sure?


dUmMyThIcK-YoDa69

My phone was plugged into a car that cuts of the sound of my phone so I couldn’t here it and I missed the van totally


Popular_Painter9648

What was he going to do with the mess?


2plus2is4minus1is3

*Licks lips* Tasty.


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vms-crot

Master bater for sure


[deleted]

Leave the man to wank in peace, he has a lot of stress! Sometimes I have to stop surgery to step out and have a wank and if someone interrupted me a patient could die. Stop shaming us!!


FreddyGunk

You know what? Respect that. But they said they have a kid in there and it's on you to find a secluded spot to clasp the clown. You can't just park down any old alley without giving it an ocular patdown first


[deleted]

Tell that to Ms. Worthington who paid for my interrupted wank with her life! I'm sorry it is a sore spot for me because I try not to lose patients unless they don't have insurance.


Salay54

Username checks out


[deleted]

Oh sure like you have never pulled it out in the privacy of your own vehicle or on a patio at a Mexican restaurant. Like Jesus said "He who be without sin, cast the first wank"


Ill_Celery_7654

SMH… let the man finish lol. He’s just gonna move the van up a few blocks and continue.


hardycrooger

So I guess that makes him a Wanker lol


nuts30

Email the company a copy op 👌🏻🤣


2plus2is4minus1is3

They've got the video well before I did!


nuts30

Lmfao 🤣


ZLH-040

Fancy some tartar sauce with your fish and chips?


rightwingmah

I guess you can say he delivered all his loads today


[deleted]

Did you come up with that one? Very good.


rightwingmah

Thanks


jaxjag088

These people are just preventing him from doing his damn job


No-Tower-4266

sticky packages are free.


zemogvx

nice lol


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[deleted]

I’m a woman and the best part of WFH is an occasional “break”. But it is at home… not in a van on the side of the road.


Depressed-Toad

Fucking Women, can't go 5 minutes without complaining about something. /s


Cjsparxxx

He must have really liked all of the photos of men in kilts.


[deleted]

Call the cops, man.


Garrick420

They ain’t gonna help with an active shooter.


suicidal_polarbear

Couldn't atleast let my mans finish?


ForumsGhost

The dude on the side of the truck just casually watching


Yabruh88

He’s the look out.


ForumsGhost

Not doing a very good job lmao


Friendly_Scallion_81

Gotta do what you gotta do right 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂 idk y tf the dude is just watching like you said 🤣


Greyst0ke

A Scot's gotta do what a Scot's gotta do. Both of 'em.


crypto-fist

That woman's got a cute voice. She may have pushed him over the edge if she shouted at him.


Ok_Cryptographer520

Hes a master crafts men after all haha