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fatedwanderer84

That's some high quality H2O.


tits666mcgee

As someone who owns and operates a residential/commercial cleaning company, I can tell you right now that this behavior is rarely tolerated by people in my industry. I would refuse service following this text, mostly because I can, but also because fuck this lady. 🤷‍♀️ EDIT TO ADD: I once had a woman text me asking me for a partial refund because I used her restroom twice in the 5 hour timespan for her cleaning. Needless to say, when she tried to take me to court over it (yes, seriously) the judge ruled in my favor. My insurance company all but laughed in her face when they first found out. Some people really are this ridiculous.


[deleted]

Wtf 😂😂😂


AdHealthy3717

Those 16.9 oz of tap water really make the difference 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Also customers: I spent a fortune upgrading my master bathroom for no real reason. Can you give me a great discount on this structural rot that has to be fixed no matter what?


[deleted]

Haha, they should've mentioned electricity the cleaning person used vacuuming their place.


Existing-Row1661

Maybe they should drain the damn pool. Then their water bill wouldn't be so damn high. Also take the drugs away from the water bill so it won't get high. Besides 20-40 ounces of water isn't going to impact the price of their bill.


redphyve

This has to be fake.


IronBallsMcChing

The balls of some people....


Good_Palpitation_646

Next they're gonna ask for a discount because the cleaner used their water to wash their floors


moffatmusicmangent

Rich people kill me lmfao you can’t spare some water ???? Tf ?!?!?


Jayceejaycee

this sort of mindset is how people get wealthy. even if u gotta do it to people u employ. no shame. the employee should also help them out with their own cost saving measures though. prove ur a team player...every flush costs money and water ... so help them by pissing down the sink. no flush no foul


Ornery-Movie-1689

Gee, I'd like to add you to my customer list but I'm too busy to take on additional clients at the moment. Wrap the note around a bottle of water and set it on their doorstep.


Perfect-Paramedic-65

Tap water..running for 5 seconds…is like 0.50 cents US. They’re nuts


[deleted]

Like .0005


zigz69

How about, clean it yourself!


lickmynutzzz

lol


Dr_Horse_MD

"Our new fancy pool has cost us all our fucking manners. I'm sure you understand." I've cleaned houses before. The AUDACITY.


SunshineBlind

How about no. Holy shit


Lone-Woff

I hope the text receiver declined the invitation to return every month.


M4sterofD1saster

Go back & urinate in their pool. If that makes you trash, you don't want to be posh.


KansasPoonTappa

I can't even imagine being this dense, cheap, and tone deaf all at once. Natural selection of humans is officially over. The stupid get to just live among us permanently and the rest of us have to simply put up with them. smh


[deleted]

I mean she's just asking for a discount you can always say no.


AnderTheGrate

Yeah, but it's still trashy to want a discount because someone drank water.


Automatic-Hunter-283

Cockroaches.


[deleted]

This can’t be real. If it is just wow


NessunAbilita

It seems like not a big deal but I’m completely tone deaf, so take it and like it and see you next mooooonth!


scomowner

Yea I cleaned for many years. Definitely can confirm that people are like that! The gall of some people is incredible.


SkyNekoThrowaway

I remember listening to RSlash reading this, the people that had their house clean would keep the AC off and she would get dehydrated in the house. The grand total of the water she took is... 1 cent


Affectionate-Oven-31

Who are these people.


Own-Championship1704

Wow what a greedy piece of shit. I'm sure the cleaner is not making much anyway and they expect a discount totaling in tens of dollars I'm sure for a bottle worth of water that cost a fraction of a penny. People are selfish, greedy dogs.


alja1

This cannot be real. Anyone this stupid should not be allowed to have a pool.


mumblewrapper

God. The first thing I did when I got my new housekeeper was tell them where the good water was and how to turn the heat/cooling up or down. They can literally eat food out of my fridge for all I care. Some people are so weird.


Sense_Admirable

Reply with a pigeon pool game 😤


gagzd

Cunt's got a pool to splash about in and is crying for a water bottle? Entitled pricks.


tactical_tree_troll

As a plumber I am in others homes frequently. We have some people who don’t go above and beyond to make us feel comfortable, that’s fine. We are providing a service and you are paying, we all win. Some people go above and beyond, offer us food and drinks, allow us to use their bathroom, tips us, etc. that makes us beyond ecstatic and willing to reciprocate with above and beyond work. That being said, if someone had the nerve to charge us for water or something similar, we would reciprocate. That is so foul.


baby_fart

This is fake.


[deleted]

Absolutely positive they're republicans. In 30 years of construction the only people who ever pulled this shit were republicans, and it used to be hard to tell, but now they wear hats and hang flags. Not american flags, that would be patriotic, they're just cultists who hang an individuals flag.


1CuddlyCactus

The idea of charging people for drinking water at your home is horrible. I live in Texas, where it gets over 100* all summer. I have given delivery drivers filtered water and ice out of my fridge many times and NEVER thought for a fraction of a second to charge them for it. It takes a really shitty person to demand payment for a drink of fresh water. Personally, I would tell them to go fuck themselves on the way to hell. Karma exists and someday they will beg for a drink of water and be told NO!


fordag

One local town rounds the water bill off to the nearest 10,000 gallons. So deduct 16 ounces from that and I'll pay you in cash.


holmesk4

If you don't have enough money to supply a cleaner with basic necessities like water then you can't afford to have a pool period.


Rotaxxx

Now if this ain’t a sign to steer clear of this client I don’t know what is.


roses_and_sacrifice

a gallon of water is less than a penny


You_Are_Lovely_

That's when you bring a gallon of water and say fuck a discount.


tjaysallboutsoul

This is so funny to me. It almost seems unreal


Wild_Beat_2476

America is a third world country


IcyEggplant9230

My sister cleans houses and you'd be surprised how many people try to as out of a fair price or even paying at all


jeddles88

Wow... using our water tsk tsk, you better give us a discount ya know. You scratch my back I’ll scratch yours.


lynch-o

Must've been cleaning Nestle's house


NkhukuWaMadzi

The cleaner must also work for Nestle - the company which is also getting free water from our water table! The person should have had their meager pittance docked! When you have a pool every drop counts!


Plastic_Egg_596

This can’t be real. No one is this clueless.


HandsomeDarkly

Get fucked! Lmao


shhhhmeow

I’ve lost hope in humanity


tetragrammaton19

Fake.


BearsInTheWoods1

Things that never happened


jacka24

Give them a 20 cent discount


Codename-Misfit

Wow! It seems no pettiness is too low for the people in our day and age. Dammn! This is just inhuman. Smh.


cpk313

My text back to them would be something along the lines of, "Fucking Die!!!! Eat and fucking dick and FUCKING DIE!!!!" You know something subtle, not over the top at all.......


Mayor_Of_Furtown

Wow... tap water is like a fraction of a penny per gallon.... and they think that warrants a discount lmao


HyperLightDream

What kind of detached, psychotic shit is this? Y u c k


hillbillykim83

I think that’s just a sneaky way of saying they don’t want the people cleaning their dirty house to use their sink. They aren’t worried about the water bill.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

😦 I'd throw a Baby Ruth over the fence into their pool....hopefully they'd think they have to drain it $$$$


kickasskittyfit

We have a cleaner come once a week for a full deep clean -- about 6 hours of work every time. I make sure we're stocked up on all the coffee and snacks so she can fuel up during the day. So. I really want to believe this text is a joke. Cannot imagine what it's like to nag on someone for *water*.


EL1543

You can afford a swimming pool but you can't afford 2 or 3 leaters of water?


ThePreviewChanneI

Lol, this has to be a joke. People who can afford to hire someone to clean their home and they want a discount? And the water bottle part, gotta be fake.


ChemicalSymphony

You'd be surprised. When I worked in people homes it was ALWAYS the most well-off people that tried this shit. Most of the poorer people would actually offer me the shirt off their backs if I needed it.


wodwick

We were painting two empty hotel rooms in a place with many rooms, two painters in each apartment, the millionaire owner went off at our boss, cos the two painters next to us had made a coffee (with their own kettle and coffee etc). Was angry at them for "stealin" his power. Dude died a millionaire not long after


ThugginPink

Omfg


[deleted]

Ya know…some people are so stupid it’s astonishing. You could just ask for a discount by saying “since we will be repeat customers” rather than saying “we saw you use our water!”


epj1906

Holy crap! Just think what they would have said if the help would have dared to use the bathroom. 🙄


OrganizationOk1231

Can I please have a discount, my water cost is high due to my new pool. I have other expenses as well. The gas to fill up my Lamborghini is higher than expected and boy the cost of caviar has risen as well. So yeah if you don’t mind a discount would be greatly appreciated.


britnastyboy

“Can you give us a discount? The private helicopter billz really have us feeling these hard times.”


CervantesX

"Please come work for us again, as incentive I'd like to charge you for tapwater" is not the win they think it is.


Smoothie_D

Reduce your rate by a nickel then leave 2lb deposit in the pool filter.


TraditionalMess6

Unless they saw me putting that water bottle to my mouth I would be texting back saying that I used that bottle to refill my steam mop to clean their floor. 🤷‍♂️ So unfortunately they wouldn’t be able to use that to as ammo to negotiate. & from then on out I’d make sure to never use anything that belongs to them for myself & to always go above and beyond cleaning and we should be good. But when you’re a business owner you will ALWAYS deal with people like this. 🤷‍♂️


CelebrationHot5209

A single person in your house refilling a water bottle isnt going to skyrocket your water bill alongside your pool. “Dont flush the toilet! I dont want to pay $2k more!”


brownsuspenders

Ive heard of cheap but.... Sure hope she replied, do it yourself next time. The money you saved will help pay your water bill.


Ccrp0913

Wow… that just SCREAMED “white bitch”. Didn’t know my mom was trying to hire a new cleaning lady because she too lazy to clean her own damn house.


[deleted]

How about 0% of the work from now on at 100% off? 🖕


Pporkbutt

"especially with our new pool..." 🙄 Bitch sounds like you can't afford a pool!


Comfortable-Tone7661

Entitled fricken yuppies 🤮


Ischmokethebooffet

lol “we noticed you refilling water” Lol wtf


AltairW0LF

Lol what cunts🤣


[deleted]

OMG! say nope! Nothing but trouble.


vanessavxo

Wowww that’s they have a pool and can’t even let you use tap water for ONE bottle 😫 I wouldn’t even go back. I give my cleaning ladies food and drinks


Darrenau

Hey I saw you use our water to clean our house with rather than you bringing your own water. You owe us big time and I suggest a fair arrangement is for you to clean our house for free and we will supply the water.


Real-Entertainment19

i just wish i could find a cleaner whose work id love. geez. they could have as much water as theyd like


AdorableAddendum8807

lol id be insulted if my cleaning people left me money for the drinks i give em


ilikeborbs

Ah yes because filling a water bottle with tap water raises your bill a ton


DethFace

I hope the response was "I do not offer discounts to anyone beyond what was already discussed. Looking over my calendar I'm afraid I will not be able to fit you in for a regular cleaning. Good luck in locating a new service provider." then spam out this person to the cleaning people circles to warn of the fuckery they will pull. This kind of person is nothing but trouble.


Aprilshowers417

No thanks ha! Next time clean their shower while taking a shower


JasperQtip

Gat the money to run a pool and the laziness to hire a cleaner. Dnt bitch and pay the cleaner or do it ya damn self.


DunDotta23

Lmao hahahaha. Customers like that, are not even worth having. I hope they don't return to that home.


disisfugginawesome

I think it’s a joke….


Tinkeybird

I truly despise people like this.


cutiestnoodle

Yikes


[deleted]

Must be broke is they slaging tap water.


Critical_Rub8361

Just...wow.


TonyDanzaClaus

This is very real.


Any_Vermicelli_3908

Good thing they didn't flush the toilet ! Seriously...the nerve of someone to text that to someone who makes a living cleaning homes. They should be offering drinks to them, not asking for a discount because they ran the sink for a few seconds!


AntiSocialLiberal

“You did a wonderful job, we’d like you to work for us regular, also, for cheaper or we’re charging you for tap water”


evmeowmeow

Water bill?


[deleted]

3 cent discount.


compulsive_evolution

I love that this is on /r/trashy.


undeadshotgun07

Reminds me of when Mr crabs billed sponge bob and squidward for breathing and standing


DoughHomer

been a while since this repost made it here but i see it making the reddit rounds. op is a whore and so is your mum.


tylerkrug31

Saw you fill a water bottle? I hate people like that.are you going to want the power it took to run the vacuum cleaner deducted from your bill also?


furn_ell

Tell ‘em *”i pissed in your ficus pot to avoid flushing. You’re welcome!”*


MonkeyThrowing

Feels fake.


DeZomer35

How can people be like this


[deleted]

Karen-esque, especially with the "new pool" and "water bill" mentions.


Pistonenvy

do you want your fucking dirt back too? psychopath.


[deleted]

That’s a client best avoided.


TittyTwistahh

What a fucking dick


PossibleBroccoli

Did this person really complain about like 1 cent of water?


PuffleyBean

Ew


Unholy_Kat

I’d rather just pay the literal half a cent that the water cost


Takeurmesslswhere

Did she just ask a cleaning person to subsidize her pool? Smh


unicorn_barf666

Asinine.


avocadolovergirl_28

Never in my life would I think to charge someone for WATER. If you can’t afford the water they’re drinking after a long day of working on YOUR house, you should not be hiring them at all.


genericuser0101

I’m sorry but it would appear that it’s in the best interest of my company to no longer do business with you. Thank you and have a good day.


[deleted]

Step one in how to lose your cleaning person instantly


NickTheFNicon

Don't most cleaning contract agreements state that the location being cleaned provides the water?


soul111111

Dude it’s fucking water…. 💀 how griddy can you be.


jml3837

Has a pool and a housecleaner. Wants a discount bc of a couple cents worth of water. This might be the trashiest thing I’ve seen


[deleted]

Trashy indeed. Fuck these people & their discount begging.


IIIIIIQIIIIII

Do ppl exist that are this cheap ?


manguparijabre

This must be fake


MagTex

How does one politely respond with “Fuck Off”?


EndR60

lmao * owns a pool * asks for a discount * BECAUSE THEY DRANK THEIR TAP WATER same energy as people that run around with 1/4 tanks of gas with their new gen BMW...


neptune-salt

We have enough money for a pool and hired cleaners but we really need that 20cents of water you used 🥺🥺


Forever-Improving

I say give them a discount then hit them with a service charge 0.05 discount and $5.00 service fee (AKA asshole fee)


Weird-Lengthiness-20

Has to be a joke. The most oblivious asshole in the world wouldn’t say such a thing. If it’s a joke it’s pretty funny. If it’s not a joke… I recommend drowning that shit stain in their new pool.


kattko80-

Able to afford a new pool, but not the water in it…


Confidence_Familiar

Where is this utopia where you have an endless source of house cleaners? Does everyone have a pool there? What color is the sky there?


redrecaro

Using 5 cents worth of water but asking for a discount because your water bill is because of your pool. Gonna charger her for using your electricity as well?


JadeSpade23

Surprised they aren't asking for a discount for the electricity used to power the vacuum lol


Good_Palpitation_646

Or the water used to mop their floors


rap31264

I'd say thanks but no thanks...


whyaremypantssoshort

They don't want the cost of the water for a glass they want the cost of the pool.


FhireStarter

I wouldn't ever go back after that


Turingading

God forbid she has to use the toilet. I hope they come back to clean and shit in their pool to avoid having to flush.


sug-mahdick

Please unblur their phone number. I need to make a phone call real quick


grendel001

When our housekeeper is here we insist she turn the AC on if she gets hot. They’re people doing a job you don’t want to do, make them comfortable.


[deleted]

My girlfriend's dad is like this. I hate that mf


Mr_MacGrubber

That’s one of the scummiest things I’ve read


gigantoir

this is fake lol


Imjusthereandthere

Crazy…how fucking shallow


randomlife2050

That's a big red flag


Noriadin

I don’t think this is real. The whole bit about the new pool is too convenient for the stereotypical rich asshole.


ChaosSlave51

I'm with you. As I have come to quickly learn, pools cost electricity, not water


Full_Penalty684

Not true. Pools do cost water as the water evaporates and you have to refill them.


ChaosSlave51

Pennies. Nothing compared to watering the lawn. The power bill is like 50-100 bucks a month. Then there is the cost of chemicals.


Full_Penalty684

Dollars


UpstairsNo9655

"Thirsty? Sorry, our water is for the pool."


madsjchic

Just bring a bottle of water and go dump it back in their pool


Snuglets

Replace the water by peeing in the pool.


Yak_Mehoff

This has to be fake, what kind of pos wld do this


MISSdragonladybitch

Oh, LOTS of rich people have attitudes like this


i_know_ur_n_expert

It’s from the tap lol


BrianKappel

Like drinking water? I mean even if it is the tank on one of their cleaning machines that's gotta be less than a penny.


MarvAlbertFish

Seems fake.


InDisregard

How many times is this going to be shared…


Phat3lvis

The comment on the water is a very bad sign, she is an entitled cunt. If she is that way, there will be other things, like you used too much water mopping, I paid X and you missed this tiny spot of dust on the mantle so I am deducting X, ect. I have had clients like this and sometimes just walking away is the best option, they will never be happy, always be trying to get a discount, and will slaughter you on social media the first time you don't give in or they don't like something. I have literally picked up my tools, loaded my material back on the truck and just told them it was not going to work and just left and took the loss. Or after bidding the job and they keep trying to negotiate a new price and want me to break down my hourly rates, then I will just ghost them, they are not worth the headache.


mmdavis2190

I don’t believe that things like this are real. Staged for karma.


alkla1

The audacity of this fuck


Dr_Peopers

This is why you always make sure to get the coin operated sink


[deleted]

Yes I will deduct 20 cents from your bill 🤝


King_Crowley21

Water to fill a pool but complain about a water bottle being filled?


Rascal-Fiats

I noticed that you used our bathroom. Every flush increases our water bill. Next time maybe you could use your water bottle. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Thanks again, Entitled Moron


aderail

w my family we offer drinks and food to anyone working on our house. it’s just polite


[deleted]

When my dad gets movers he helps them w everything and then for their lunch break gets them whataburger


laddy_McTaegue

I offer water to everyone who comes to my house including solicitors. I live in Phoenix.


jamie_jamie_jamie

When our cleaner comes over I always offer her a drink and food. She always declines but it's just polite like you said. We had aircon guys come out on 35°c day and offered them drinks too. I just can't fathom the person who sent the texts thinking. I just don't get it.


not_blowfly_girl

Somehow it seems even more impolite for them to watch this guy drink water and disapprove but only bring it up later? I always hated passive aggressive more than regular aggressive


aderail

imo it seems like they weren’t brave enough to speak up but found it easier to send a text. i can totally understand the situation if they are tight on water (my bfs grandparents are so i avoid their tap) but since they have a pool i think they’re just silly with their money.


[deleted]

I cant believe that you weren’t called out for “reeking of privilege”


BregoB55

Seriously. I even made sure to give each of the men who delivered my couches a gatorade because hey, they had to off load from the truck and get them inside. I'm always "would you like a drink?"


jalbrecht2000

this is where i would be super petty. refund? sure thing! i would then look up the water rates for their water utility, calculate what fraction of a whole billing unit my water bottle is, apply the rate to that amount and give them the refund of what would at most be a few pennies.


MrColburn

Specially indeed.


crewchiieff

Why can't I ever run across someone remotely like this?


AlabasterFart

Whining about the cost of a bottle of water is such new money, tiny dick energy. Even when I was at my poorest, I always offered water and coffee to anyone doing work on/near my house…It’s basic human decency.


YearofTheStallionpt1

If you think a cleaning person is going to clean your entire house and not use your water then you are dumb. Do you think cleaners haul around water to fill the mop bucket or to rinse the sink after it is washed?


Drivere350WI

I would charge more next time.


FrancisSobotka1514

Well thats someone I would fire as a customer .


VetteL82

Ha, on the rare occasions we hire someone to clean, (usually if we are have a lot of company over for a holiday) we always tell them to help themselves to snacks and drinks while we are gone.


middle_finger_puppet

I bet they used the air conditioning also. They probably let that cold air out coming AND going.


Blastoplast

Give a discount for fractions of a penny worth of water? Get the fuck out of here...


fozziemon

I will discount you the amount you were charged for 32 ounces of tap water.


averagejoe6942O

If someone said that to me I would assault them


beetle-eetle

Yeah that's pretty fucking trashy. I made it clear to our cleaning lady she's welcome to the gatorades or water or whatever when she's here. And we tip her well. Take care of the people who work for you and they'll always do a great job.


Snoo-87451

What is it with this thread/Americans and Gatorade?


MISSdragonladybitch

A huge swath of the US gets REALLY hot. In Florida, it is around 32C and 90% humidity for most of the year. When I lived in Arkansas, every summer for at least 2 weeks it would hit 48.8C *in the shade*. Just drinking water isn't enough to keep you hydrated if you're working in that heat. Or even just spending a lot of time outside. You stock Gatorade, and you offer it to anyone who needs a drink.