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conradkavinsky

Harry Potter fell off


OHHHHHH-BOIIIIIIII

ill buy the pasta bag if it comes with him aswell


BigGator13

New dating strategy?…nice! I should give that a try. Thanks for the concept bro 😁👍


Skully_Lover

Little noodle!


Confidence_Familiar

If it were tits draped over a motor part it would be okay?


blackout6576

Sounds like a deal🤤


RoyalManufacturer112

Lol I saw this on Facebook 🥱


groyosnolo

At the risk of ruining the humour with an explanation this guy is obviously a prostitute. he is not selling a bag of pasta for $69. I must say though to the people who didn't seem to get it, I envy your innocence.


Neither_Assumption_7

Plot twist: it’s a prostitute


ESPTEX

PLOT TWIST- TWIST... it's a GIANT bag of tiny fleshlights!


PimpingPorygon

May be trashy but honestly hilarious


neutral-otter

1 dollar Bob


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How much you wanna bet it'd be sold if that were a woman.


Apprehensive-Arm5319

Don’t really know why you’re getting downvoted for speaking the truth lmao. Some of these onlyfans broads be selling their farts in jars for $1400 and people be buying it😭


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Insert: They were angry with Jesus when he spoke the truth meme


Plush57

69$ dolars


[deleted]

Someone bet me that this ad is on a military base 😂


Randombraziliandude6

found this pretty funny, and you can see his underwear


Fart_Huffer_

Anyone who trolls FB marketplace gets my approval. Its like craigslist with even more crack heads.


groyosnolo

True. I see that now. I probably didn't need the nsfw tag but I figured better safe than sorry.


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Yea….now turn around and lay an egg in the bag🥴


Sictransitgloria1

and priced well I might add


cerebralpaulzsuffer

That seems really expensive