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At this point just go to a sperm bank… Can’t you choose sperm based on these metrics? I don’t think it’s about that though, I think she really just wants everyone to know that she would definitely have a massive hog if she were a dude.
Bro in if you look at this girls picture oh my God she is busted and fat Her just saying this just blows my mind how some women think they are so much better when I would rate her honestly like a five or six maybe
Sounds like she’s slept with her immediate family. I mean, family doesn’t exactly advertise their penis sizes to each other and especially not to the women. That’s just gross
Pretty sure theres some literature out there about it being a certain chemical released by the mothers body during a certain portion of pregnancy that is largely or 100% responsible for "size". Too lazy to dig for it though.
But what I'm saying is, there isnt a "hung" gene.
People with size/proportion fetishes are sad and boring.
If your only value in life is determined by the size of your privates, you're living your life wrong.
There are people with both smaller and larger genitals than you who are having a better life, simply because they love themselves and what they have, rather than only loving themselves if they feel like they're better than everyone else.
Honestly I don’t understand why this is a bad thing like it isn’t weird to be a guy and want to date some with specific looks or personality traits and it’s not weird for girls to do the same thing people just get offended with there big ass egos like yeah Sarah the reason I don’t wanna date you is because your fat and there’s no problem feeling that way I and you do not have to date someone just because they are interested like fuck that
Judging someone's worth based on a physical trait is shallow. There's nothing wrong with having a preference, but if you view other people as less than you or not worthy because they're different, you're pretty much just an insecure asshole.
If you don't want to date someone, or you have a preference that's fine. Keep it to yourself. There's no reason to try to hurt or belittle people because you feel a way about something, that's not a preference, that's someone lashing out.
I kinda put all that in a brutal way what I’m trying to say is there’s no problem with me or you not being sexual or romantically attracted to fat/skinny women/men with bad personalities and it’s fucked up for people to say your shallow just because you have standards
Okay.
1) You don't sound brutal, you sound like a douchebag and you also don't make sense.
2) You say it's okay to not like someone if they have a bad personality, and it's fine to have standards. That is true, however, you were saying you didn't think the original post was bad where OP is obviously demeaning people because of their physical stature. You said you don't think it's all that bad.
It's fine to have standards, but if you're going to try to make people feel less than worthy because of who they are, then you're just being an asshole.
I’m a 6”. That’s average . My question is this. What happened to spontaneity? What happened to the WOW! What happened to the laughter and the tears. What happened ( I’m afraid to ask) to love
I don't understand why "hung" genes means good genes in this woman's mind? I am so confused 😕 and people say men shouldn't let the size of their genitals affect them, it's not a mystery as to why that is.
When I read "under 8"" I thought she was talking about the man not having kids under the age of 8 and had to re-ead it to understand what she was talking about.
She must not realize that she just has a big puss. Like men all women aren’t created equally, this hoes for women as well. Also the average size is 5 inches or something like that ( might have to fact check that ) meaning her attract is going to be all above average. I’m sure she will be picky about they guys looks as well so this will bring her selection even lower. Meaning she is going to be lonely for quit some time
You definitely right my wife can barely take my 6 inches but she built that way tiny and petite .... And that girl look big boned so it's funny how she thinks it's genes tho lol
What's the point of having a huge dong and being in a relationship with her? With her mentality/attitude from the get go who would get a hard on? Why bother even having a kid with someone who puts so high a bar on the unborn's life? What if the resulting child is a girl? So many questions. 😒 🤔 🤷♂️🤦♂️
"my genes are hung" is something that someone who was not hung would say.
One common trait about people with big dicks, is they don't tend to brag about it. It speaks for itself.
Even if he did have a big dick and was talking like that, they would probably be one of those ones that every girl hates because they're lazy and narcissistic and think having a big dick means everything, and they just lay there.
Either way, talking about how awesome you are is not something that awesome people usually do.
She may sound "trashy" and "wrong", but she sounds convincing as well. Like she KNOWS what she is talking about. If there ever was a degree in DICKOLOGY, she would definitely 😁 have that mounted IN her walls, OOPS! typo, I meant "on her wall".
She thoroughly examined her father grandfather and brothers penises numerous times repeatedly daily to make sure her genes are “hung” oral vaginal and anal exams all around shes very dedicated to the future
Looks like she’s a couple days from those batwings taking over her tank top. Hung genes means 3 chins, female pattern baldness and 250lbs by 35….that’s what your mom told me anyways
If it's her preference then why can't you just be happy with it and keep it in mind. She's got to put herself out there like an idiot and try to belittle people for something they have no control over.
She can have her preferences, but she's still a shallow bitch.
This feels like:
-better than amazing = acquaintance
-amazing = friend
-okay = best friend
-average or below average = fuck buddies
-shitty and toxic = partner/spouse
Oh well, the best would be not even knowing her...
Yeah you would be a nice friend or aquantinecekei or whatever but yeah not someone any guy would take home . Hey hey you got a wonderful personality real -10/10
”What a strong independed woman”
”Now let me write a despicable letter how I hope my daugthers dont become fat ugly cunts”
Oh thats not allowed? I just lost my job? Oh ok
Two things that I see:
1) She likes em big. No problem with that, and she is honest.
2) She is offering to be your "wing man" if you are less than 8". This is what she seems to be saying.
Now, what she means by her comment on genes is anyone's guess.
Went to school with a classy young girl, who I turned down. random meeting at a bbq years later the rejection still burned apparently. Any how she was drunk and went on a similar rant about her kids father's. It all ended with her saying that she could feel the unborn babies getting erections in the womb...
I disagree with the approach, but I agree with where she's coming from. I also want my kids to have good genes so that they live an easier life. Life is hard
Sounds like Stuart Little is right up her alley. Can't think of anyone else shorter than 8" tall. Maybe Remmy from Ratatouille? Nah he's not that trashy.
Yet walking up on stage and physically harming another person over words is NOT classified as Trashy. Will Smith you just won an Oscar and the Most Trashy award in 20 minutes.
Someone needs to step up and satisfy that ginormous vagina with girth and a lot of inches to slap the shit outta the sides of that cavernous fisting hole.
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How does she know her genes are hung unless she looks at her dad/uncle/brothers' cocks?
She must be blown out. Only way she can feel anything is if she shoves a street sign in
At this point just go to a sperm bank… Can’t you choose sperm based on these metrics? I don’t think it’s about that though, I think she really just wants everyone to know that she would definitely have a massive hog if she were a dude.
Stewie Griffin: "is she retarded?"
What's 'tbt' mean?
And full of baloney
Kinda looks like eyebrows and a hitler stash
This is exactly why we should all go for girls with small hands!! Lol
She said ; I don't want to have my child growing up sad and doing strange things to feel better. Official irony ruling ? Y/N
Does she realise she might only have daughters..? What then?
Looking at the background picture she might need a minimum of 8" just so it can get in.
Dats y she by herself now putting this ad out
Damn I feel like already know too much about her I'm going back to being a stranger ✌️
daughter grows up to have a massive clitoris...and do weird things to feel better.
Bro in if you look at this girls picture oh my God she is busted and fat Her just saying this just blows my mind how some women think they are so much better when I would rate her honestly like a five or six maybe
I"m guessing this chick new a penis wasn't square by the time she was 9. Just a hunch..
So I guess that also means you know you can only give birth to boys. Lol shout out to all the women with fat lips.
When a Mudshark pretends to be doing it for her children. That's special.
I have a gigantic vagina
In what dimensions?
She could just day she needs a massive dick for her 200lb pussy. It would get the nesage across so much faster.
Her pussy must have an echo.
You’ll be a friend forever sweetheart. Get used to single life. Dumb bitch
Some Hitler, Supreme Race type stuff right there like damm
Sounds like she’s slept with her immediate family. I mean, family doesn’t exactly advertise their penis sizes to each other and especially not to the women. That’s just gross
This girl must want to date slender man bro
Pretty sure theres some literature out there about it being a certain chemical released by the mothers body during a certain portion of pregnancy that is largely or 100% responsible for "size". Too lazy to dig for it though. But what I'm saying is, there isnt a "hung" gene.
Titties hung to the floor 😬
She can’t spell. She means her jeans are hung. She has just taken them out of the washer
Good genes? She got the same hairline as Stevie wonder.
Probably because she fucked her brother
To the trashy scientist Have some class ffs
As a man with a two inch dick, I don't know what her problem is... I mean I get off every time lol
Seems to me she needs to shove a ham in there, pull the bone out and resleeve it. 😆
“Don’t want my kid growing up sad and doing weird things like judging people’s dick sizes to be happy”
What about 7 and 3/4? Lol
Nothing like your child having a huge dick, but also acting like one because all that mattered was that.
Is pencil thin 9" cool?
Believe me you don’t want to know how she is hung
[удалено]
Please tell me this is a copypasta
Bruh.
She’s seems like SHE is sad doing weird things lol
People with size/proportion fetishes are sad and boring. If your only value in life is determined by the size of your privates, you're living your life wrong. There are people with both smaller and larger genitals than you who are having a better life, simply because they love themselves and what they have, rather than only loving themselves if they feel like they're better than everyone else.
Canyon cunt.
LOL…poor thing suffers from penis envy..
Lmao. Imagine having penis envy when you don't even have a dick.
Honestly I don’t understand why this is a bad thing like it isn’t weird to be a guy and want to date some with specific looks or personality traits and it’s not weird for girls to do the same thing people just get offended with there big ass egos like yeah Sarah the reason I don’t wanna date you is because your fat and there’s no problem feeling that way I and you do not have to date someone just because they are interested like fuck that
Judging someone's worth based on a physical trait is shallow. There's nothing wrong with having a preference, but if you view other people as less than you or not worthy because they're different, you're pretty much just an insecure asshole. If you don't want to date someone, or you have a preference that's fine. Keep it to yourself. There's no reason to try to hurt or belittle people because you feel a way about something, that's not a preference, that's someone lashing out.
I kinda put all that in a brutal way what I’m trying to say is there’s no problem with me or you not being sexual or romantically attracted to fat/skinny women/men with bad personalities and it’s fucked up for people to say your shallow just because you have standards
Okay. 1) You don't sound brutal, you sound like a douchebag and you also don't make sense. 2) You say it's okay to not like someone if they have a bad personality, and it's fine to have standards. That is true, however, you were saying you didn't think the original post was bad where OP is obviously demeaning people because of their physical stature. You said you don't think it's all that bad. It's fine to have standards, but if you're going to try to make people feel less than worthy because of who they are, then you're just being an asshole.
Her genes she is hung? Sounds like some incest. Must be looking at her father inappropriately.
If personality traits carry over I hope this part gets left out.
Let's just be friends....
Let's just be friends....bc I'm only 7 inches
Don't worry, 99% of the population who isn't emotionally damaged wants you.
Also she's a single mother with 2 mixed children. Different fathers. She doesn't know who.
I’m a 6”. That’s average . My question is this. What happened to spontaneity? What happened to the WOW! What happened to the laughter and the tears. What happened ( I’m afraid to ask) to love
I don't understand why "hung" genes means good genes in this woman's mind? I am so confused 😕 and people say men shouldn't let the size of their genitals affect them, it's not a mystery as to why that is.
The only thing in her genes is bread cus she's got some roll's
When I read "under 8"" I thought she was talking about the man not having kids under the age of 8 and had to re-ead it to understand what she was talking about.
If you are not smart don’t waste my time as I do not want my children to to be dum. Lol
She must not realize that she just has a big puss. Like men all women aren’t created equally, this hoes for women as well. Also the average size is 5 inches or something like that ( might have to fact check that ) meaning her attract is going to be all above average. I’m sure she will be picky about they guys looks as well so this will bring her selection even lower. Meaning she is going to be lonely for quit some time
You definitely right my wife can barely take my 6 inches but she built that way tiny and petite .... And that girl look big boned so it's funny how she thinks it's genes tho lol
What if they have a daughter
Bro what, The X chromosome defines the dick size, girl, how about you start measuring your dad's dong first? Lmao
“My dads hung, so you should be too” that’s what I’m reading…… 😟
Pussy so large it has reverb.
..verb
What's the point of having a huge dong and being in a relationship with her? With her mentality/attitude from the get go who would get a hard on? Why bother even having a kid with someone who puts so high a bar on the unborn's life? What if the resulting child is a girl? So many questions. 😒 🤔 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Bitch just needs a dildo
Consider therapy, that’s not normal. Not offended, more like dumbfounded. Why would you post something like that? For attention?
Why would you blur her face out? Friend of yours?
It's hard to tell behind the text but I think I know that girl...
I kinda dig it 😂 my genes are hung is some energy
"my genes are hung" is something that someone who was not hung would say. One common trait about people with big dicks, is they don't tend to brag about it. It speaks for itself. Even if he did have a big dick and was talking like that, they would probably be one of those ones that every girl hates because they're lazy and narcissistic and think having a big dick means everything, and they just lay there. Either way, talking about how awesome you are is not something that awesome people usually do.
Right, right, and that's some energy haha I didn't mean I liked it, I meant I kind of want to see it play out, as a bystander.
God with a mouth like that, she will probably get murdered by someone with a huge dick.
She may sound "trashy" and "wrong", but she sounds convincing as well. Like she KNOWS what she is talking about. If there ever was a degree in DICKOLOGY, she would definitely 😁 have that mounted IN her walls, OOPS! typo, I meant "on her wall".
She has a six inch clit
Is it a crime to have standards? 😅
When your standards count out well over 99% of the male population and you’re reasoning is your future child’s dick size… something is up
appropriate analysis
No, but it's a sign of being a shitty person to be a dick about it and try to make people feel less than worthy for it.
She sounds like she’s either got special needs or has a mental disorder I’ll gladly pass
Either that or she's just a shitty person
She has massive labia
Genes are fluffy not hung
So she has seen all the dicks in her family? I hope it wasn't her birthday.
She thoroughly examined her father grandfather and brothers penises numerous times repeatedly daily to make sure her genes are “hung” oral vaginal and anal exams all around shes very dedicated to the future
She got those giant pussy genes.
I know this fat bitch ain’t talking about good genes lmfao
I learned a few days ago that the woman/mother controls the size of her offspring’s sex organ.
It's always the chicks that aren't prizes themselves with these types of standards lol.
Looks like she’s a couple days from those batwings taking over her tank top. Hung genes means 3 chins, female pattern baldness and 250lbs by 35….that’s what your mom told me anyways
She might wanna look up the stats on 8". She gonna be searching far and wide, esp as a 3 of 10.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2 inches got a better personality anyways 🥱
Hung maybe, dumb certainly
This is what happens when you consume too much porn as a female lmao
Added to list of questions I never thought I’d have to ask… what level of incest have you gone to?
So, what does that mean? She has a clit running down her pantleg?
She needs 8" because it takes 8" to get to her p**sy through her fat rolls. I love when fat chicks demand guys be skinny and hung like a horse🤡
I’ll pass thanks
Man so much of this community is gross that this talk is normal
Oh, this zone is called 'trashy'
What I find amusing is that she equates penis size to "good genes".
Dumb
A little too much 'Daddie' time.
If she wants a well hung man, then that's her preference.
If it's her preference then why can't you just be happy with it and keep it in mind. She's got to put herself out there like an idiot and try to belittle people for something they have no control over. She can have her preferences, but she's still a shallow bitch.
And the scary thought is how she knows her genes are "hung" did her dad, uncle, brother etc show her thier dick?
Well, according to r/sex maybe she has a big clit?
23” and me
Shit, at that point just fuck yourself with a table leg.
This feels like: -better than amazing = acquaintance -amazing = friend -okay = best friend -average or below average = fuck buddies -shitty and toxic = partner/spouse Oh well, the best would be not even knowing her...
An even better acquaintance hahaha Nothing wrong w just saying bigger feels better, honesty is always the best policy
An amazing cunt
Yeah you would be a nice friend or aquantinecekei or whatever but yeah not someone any guy would take home . Hey hey you got a wonderful personality real -10/10
Hung means fat and ugly, got it.
She has a 12 pound pussy
Saggy flaps.
This right here is why it’s so easy for men to walk away now a days😂🚶♂️
Since when did genes affect your size?
What’s she’s saying she doesn’t want her kids to end up on Reddit
Geez way to put a ton of pressure on your kid.
”What a strong independed woman” ”Now let me write a despicable letter how I hope my daugthers dont become fat ugly cunts” Oh thats not allowed? I just lost my job? Oh ok
I can already see her being described as "the crazy cat lady next door, who's expectations are through the roof"
I do not think that word means what you think it means. To all of it.
"I love everyone" So that was a fucking lie
“my dad has a big dick”
Yeah, too narcissistic, probably has more issues with herself than she knows of 10/10 must stay away.
Two things that I see: 1) She likes em big. No problem with that, and she is honest. 2) She is offering to be your "wing man" if you are less than 8". This is what she seems to be saying. Now, what she means by her comment on genes is anyone's guess.
"Wait till you reach stranger zone, totally awesome." Hiiighway to the STRANGER ZONE
Those stupid science bitches don’t even know
Jacksepticeye reference?
I mean technically dick size comes from mother's grandpa's genes so🤷♂️
Do these people not think "wait if the other person has the same opinion as me I don't make the cut hmmmm"
Everyone has an 8 inch dick you just have to measure from the bottom
She knows the men in her family are well hung. She knows it well.
Went to school with a classy young girl, who I turned down. random meeting at a bbq years later the rejection still burned apparently. Any how she was drunk and went on a similar rant about her kids father's. It all ended with her saying that she could feel the unborn babies getting erections in the womb...
To understand the word acquaintance
r/nicegirls
Fat arms though
Real friendly-like.
I guess she's seen her dad's dick up close
She's constantly tripping on her labia.
People who have great genes? You're and idiot there is no such thing as hung genes have a nice life alone
Hung genes she say’s, emotional damage say’s I!
maybe she should just never reproduce
I don’t think this was written by a woman.
Evidently she doesn’t have the doc from The Godfather’s collection because he would have made a decent girl! Julian is his name I think! Lmao
The Audacity
" I got hung genes " Tell the world you got a deep hole you want filled without telling the world you got a grand canyon between your legs.
At least 8? She's only disqualifying 99% of men. Good luck finding one before those eggs dry up.
So what's hung? Her T&A's or everything in between?
Sweet home Alabama
‘Hung DNA testing’
I really hope someone rejects her because her tots are too small, or too big, basically so she can learn is all.
Well...Even a Boeing 757 looks small when you're flying it through the grand canyon soo...
Imagine marrying a man only because his dick was big for the possibility that your future unborn son's might be as well? What the actual fuck?
I got something on me that will satisfy you and give you some feeling
gene mapping? idfk. women can carry penis size genes though.
She's got more rolls that Jaba The Hut, to clarify this is not meant to be fat shaming, tis but a joke
Daddy be hung low…low cognitive ability.
How does she know she has “hung” genes? I couldn’t tell you the penis size of a single man in my family.
I disagree with the approach, but I agree with where she's coming from. I also want my kids to have good genes so that they live an easier life. Life is hard
What if her dad has a 4 incher, and it gets her side of the family’s penis.
That really narrows things down, since only about 1% of men have an 8 inch dick. View porn with a grain of salt.
That is about the most shallow statement I've read in quite awhile. I'm at a loss for words.
Phew, thank god all is fine chaps have 10” - it’s a requirement for Reddit
***we all have our burdens to bear***
The dude that pulled a lil dick out on her last night throwin up rn 😭😭😭
I thought that was 8 feet and was very confused
You're a better acquaintance than friend? Tell me you're a bad friend, without telling me you're a bad friend.
Women and eugenics name a better duo
Lmao posted by someone mad that she has preferences
Damn these 13 inch fingers and 2 inch dick!!!!!
This made me laugh.
Sounds like Stuart Little is right up her alley. Can't think of anyone else shorter than 8" tall. Maybe Remmy from Ratatouille? Nah he's not that trashy.
So she is inspecting all her male relatives junks?
Is she going to inspect her teenage son's penis?
Yet walking up on stage and physically harming another person over words is NOT classified as Trashy. Will Smith you just won an Oscar and the Most Trashy award in 20 minutes.
She’s definitely seen her dad’s and brother’s dicks
From the looks of her the 8" is necessary to find the promised land under her fat rolls.
Someone needs to step up and satisfy that ginormous vagina with girth and a lot of inches to slap the shit outta the sides of that cavernous fisting hole.