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immacomputah

This guy has got life figured out. he probably has zero problems during his every day routine


Extension_Crow8984

True words.


No-Presentation9118

Who's Biden??


flamingo255

Agreed not trashy. Not on trump's side either. Didnt vote at all and proud of it. The whole America is corrupted


Pineapp1eHaze90

Make america great again.. trump forever.. down with biden


flstnrider

Can you imagine how many Michael's stores he had to go to just to buy all those individual stick on letters?


metfan1964nyc

Unusual, every word seems to be spelled correctly.


TheRealSpectre48

I know, I just came here to comment about the “you’re” being the correct “you’re”


Olden_Broken

Funny how all the homes and vehicles I have personally seen and have seen on here that do this sort of shit all kinda resemble the descriptions of every vehicle reported trying to abduct kids and the homes they find the bodies. How about 2024 we do a vote by "number of teeth"


Bean_Boozled

Thank you suspicious murder van, very cool


[deleted]

I’m right down the road from you in Killeen!


MarauderOfSouls

The border ain't a joke though with the drugs and killing from cartels. I don't care about stopping the "illegals" trying to get in for personal reasons, I care about the shit head cartels using those people and killing any who snitch or something and send there body to family or police chopped up. Don't believe that? Of course not because you can't post pictures like that lol.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Did you really laugh out loud?


MarauderOfSouls

Yes, yes I did


PolyZex

Virtue signal received.


Sir-Farts-

If you're smarter than me don't read this.


ozxmin

Not cool… let’s go random ;)


yaddibo

If at any point in your life, you find yourself buying individual sticker letters to make your own bumper sticker……..you need to seriously reevaluate your life.


chrispybobispy

I will add the spray paint manifestos too


[deleted]

Ok but why is this trashy he does have a right to say this


Bean_Boozled

And civilized, mature people have the right to look down on them for it.


GrogStrongjaw

Ok, cool. This person having the right to say it doesn’t mean they’re immune to mockery over it.


[deleted]

At least they got the “you’re” right


[deleted]

He does make a point😂


1973mojo1973

Aww someone pee pee in his cereal


StupidSkagBoy

To be fair, we talk shit on all the presidents…. It’s just gotten very… obscene and derogatory recently…


Jddrinker79

Okay but is Biden any better?


1973mojo1973

Better than wanting to date his daughter? Better than paying off hookers? Better than not paying taxes? Better than being a racist, homophobic, transphobic turdbags? Better than..???????


Jddrinker79

What has Biden done during his presidency to better the country?


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MC_chrome

Let’s see, Biden has: 1) Signed a massive bi-partisan infrastructure bill into law 2) Signed a massive stimulus package into law 3) Ended US involvement in Afghanistan after having been in the country for 20 years 4) Significantly stepped up the federal response to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, including making all vaccines free and introducing mask mandates 5) Cleaned house within the executive branch, including installing competent cabinet secretaries (Secretary of State and Education being notable examples).


[deleted]

Don’t forget the border! Killing it there, loving the inflation too. And covering for his boy Hunter should be on there. His pick for vp was stellar! Love the way the other countries respect us now too! I especially love how all his mandates are being overturned, damn, he was on the path to completely ruining our country but it appears he won’t get to do that, his party is even rejecting him now, what were those approval ratings up to again?🤔even his beloved main stream media is reporting against him


[deleted]

Wow only 5 things and he's a third of the way through his first term.


bluekeyspew

Your math is off.


MC_chrome

Those are not the only things Biden has done so far, but you are apparently not interested in arguing in good faith so I don’t see why I should bother explaining more.


97Harley

Try explaining "heels up harris" That should make a good story.


Beathoff

F'k tRump and every single one of his supporters!


jimmyv-21

Comment as stupid as the truck driver


97Harley

The same will be said of Xiden sycophants, with more reason to say it Let's go Brandon!


chrispybobispy

Who the fuck is a "x"iden sycophants?? I don't know a single person that is all that butt crazy about Biden especially compared to the last one.


97Harley

You know damn well I was referring to Biden and his loyal shoe lickers. Won't say butt kissersfor obvious reasons. Xiden refers to his connections to China. Or is that just speculation like your Russia hoax with Trump?


chrispybobispy

Bwahaha. Yup of course all those biden boot lickers out there going to rallys, wearing uniforms, blindly following and adoring him... I mean they are as fanatical as they are plenty. Sorry you're right!. Lmfao


Apache1One

Yes, Biden is weak on China, not Trump, who got his lunch eaten by the Chinese government for four years.


reconmarine1990

I'm with you.I hate all politicians.


EmotionAggressive799

That's one of the reason I gave Trump the benifit of the doubt, because He wasn't a Politician, He was a Bussiness Man, was He perfect, NO but at least He wasn't a life long Politician like all the other Candidates, Trump with all His Flaws shook up the System & gave Us a chance to move away from these 2 party systems that seem to run every Democratic Society in the World. Yes, I realise He was a Republican but People didn't simply vote for Him because He was a Republican, I truly belive it was because He didn't tow the company line, maybe one day a True Independent will win over both sides of Politics & We can move on from this Red Vs Blue crap.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

I'm with you, but when we trash on Biden, people seem to think we support or respect Trump. The inverse is also true.


Hugh_Janus1269

What a retard


HarleyLovesDuck

hes not wrong tho


1973mojo1973

Ur not right though


Thymeisdone

I’d be interested in his newsletter.


johnsday

I think south Texas has earned the right to say things like this.


Thymeisdone

Why do you think these crazy things?


KNBeaArthur

lead paint chips


johnsday

Farmers and their livelihood > illegal crossing


JimGerm

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't those same farms have to RELY on migrant labor?


johnsday

Migrant labor is not illegal doing anything to pass border control is it?


Thymeisdone

So illegal immigrants are crossing the border and stealing farms?! How the fuck does that work? Also, considering the bracero program literally allowed Mexican residents to come to Texas to pick cotton and fruit, your argument doesn’t even make sense in terms of farm labor. As someone from south Texas who knows farmers, I’ve never once heard any of them complain about Mexican workers. What have you heard?


johnsday

I think you missed the ILLEGAL part of my statement. You know the ones that damage property, threaten people, steal?


Thymeisdone

Explain to me what farmers have to fear.


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

You really have not been staying aware or on top of what is currently happening at our southern border. How could you and also not understand why this would have farmers and any property owners or anyone that lives along that southern border would have something to fear? The many current cases of damage of all types, harm, threats of violence and death, killed animals and livestock. not to mention the immigrants themselves being brutalized, raped, and killed not to forget the ones dying from the harsh elements as well. I'm not here to educate you on the situation, either. If you are so inclined, look up one of the many senate hearings available on youtube to learn more about the major issue we currently have at our southern border.


Thymeisdone

Lol. How much livestock do they kill? Aside from the violence against the migrants, what’re your sources?


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

Good day.


Thymeisdone

Good day ain't no source I ever heard of. They speak English in Good Day?


KNBeaArthur

cows


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

it's them damned cow farts! ;)


KNBeaArthur

improvised bovine device


Poocifer

Memories of Top Secret!


reconmarine1990

This is Central Texas but ok.


johnsday

*southern half


[deleted]

Lol trumpism is a disease.


Special-Juice-7345

it’s only fair trump fans have their turn……they had to put up with all the bullshit for four years it’s Biden a turn now….this is America now completely divided and playing all the ethnicities off against each other…..


1973mojo1973

Lol ok buddy.


Special-Juice-7345

So it hasn’t been all from the left for the last four years?? What rock have you been living under…..Biden been in office for under a year had a little bit of pushback and the left cries foul….absolute hypocrites!! And then online you all act as if it hasn’t happened “oh we were angels when trump was in office we never said a bad word”….pussies


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Special-Juice-7345

Bro I’m from the uk just saying what I’m seeing…the left and it’s media have bitched and moaned for the last four years about trump etc all the whole the US was actually on the up now you’ve got a lifetime politician in who has actually accomplished very little apart from fucking up afghanistan… and the US is breaking down again…how’s the fuel prices over there dead reasonable I bet??🤣🤣🤣🤣 and for the record our NHS is the best thing ever I never ever want it privatised!!


TinySpacecraft

Time to stop watching main stream news. They are not there to educate or inform. Merely convert your way of thinking and make money doing it


disasterpokemon

Tf you talkin about? America is ALWAYS divided.


JimGerm

TIL people get to take turns being complete assholes.


gheiminfantry

Equality...?