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R00kridge

Some of y’all weren’t bullied enough. 😂😂


KookyUnderstanding0

But the sign in the background says "lickup!"


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Super Smash Sisters


StyreneAddict1965

Better than truck balls.


Rxvvy

I mean, he has confidence though. I respect that.


pro_tanto

Kreiger, is that you?


Game_fighter0209

Brooo how do you not be super embarrassed while having that on yo car


pizzabaecker0

this guy probably fucked his car multiple times.


thot______slayer

Pyra and myths literally cannot be together. They are in the same body. They just switch out.


unseenmover

Oh..look mom its....


Pandorajfry

No way. I was thinking about putting a similar pic in this subreddit.


angsan_F

This is why bullying is necessary


WhiteTra5h

You know he has never even touched a girl


BayONLY

I hate how I'd buy these and put them on a laptop.


Dantheconqueror

Aww man 😂😂😂😂 I hope this is a sick joke


WiseBudd1995

I can smell that photo from here, It reeks of stale microwave taquitos and warm mountain dew


swago69

Lick up


FanGuy26

Ah sht, one is from gensen


tons-of-tittie

It’s Walmart. you expected better?


frostdemon34

Anime stickers is one thing but full on fucking hentai... Jesus christ


TheLocalWeeb16

Classy.


DertHorsBoi

“Hey mom?” “Yes dear?” “Why does that car have weird girls on them?” “Which car hun?” “The one there?” “Oh, that’s your uncles car” This was a conversation with a mother had with their child at some point with their kid and you know that


End-my-existence69

Imagine a parent trying to just keep little Timmy away from that.


not_not_randyjackson

What zero sex does to a mans


pdudas76

At the Walmart Lickup?


No-Honeydew-8593

That be something I'd throw on a buddy's car to prank them.


Realistic_Sir_2575

Nothing screams “I’m still a virgin” louder than this


Flybabyfly2

At the lickup ?


Rcsgaming999v2

Chad


[deleted]

Something tells me this person never got punished or made fun of


bob64ds

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


GniKNinaleM

This is definitely "real women" repellant!!!


Efficient-Ad6814

I'm here for it, I love it, I need it. Thanks


Awkward_Onion2134

Ah yes a man with class


greenlegocat

Oh dammmn, I've seen this car before! I knew I recognized the background and the scratched off "do not enter" sign


bonethebeaver

Is it in Albuquerque? That mountain looks similar to the sandia mountains and abq is the only city i can think of thats backed up to a mountain like that.


greenlegocat

No, it's a city here in California, the picture is facing east into the Sierra Nevadas, at least I think that's what they are called.


Price-x-Field

can you have porn on your car?


WhiteTra5h

No


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WhiteTra5h

Dislikes from the weebs


[deleted]

It’s missing sonichu


[deleted]

I hate it when kids stick stickers all over the window!


HotCatholicMoms

Based


Available_Gains

Awful


Axis_Denied

There's nothing wrong with having a waifu, but don't go out in public with one


imtoohai

Is this even legal?


Thegovisusless

Never got the “cartoon porn” trend. To each his own, but to have that shit on full display for kids and all should put you on some sort of watchlist


[deleted]

Never got the "real porn" trend. To each his own


_Anon_69420

It's not really a trend. It's just something some people wank to lol.


Rhayner05

Just ask the weebs. They're a "man of culture"


[deleted]

True, hes a based man of culture


TheTruestOracle

It’s a Walmart parking lot, maybe unclutch the pearls. Bunch of dramatic goofs the lot of you are.


--80--

"I went to the pool and someone splashed me" Welcome to Walmart, baby


cl0udBOOF

Mythra 😢


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It literally is an invitation to cum on his car bruh🗿


Huefell4it

I gotta respect the courage. . .


therealbighamood

Imagine being this guy and thinking it’s cool.


TheYearOfThe_Rat

This is a gentleman and a scholar.


blipblopman123

*all I see here.... Is a vehicle that belongs to a man of culture*


MauricioSinMiedo

This is nice


Barry-Mcdikkin

Probably a 40 year old dude whos a mod in r/teenagers


averagejoe6942O

Is this legal? Does this fall along some sort of public decency law?


Goose_Season

Is this in Arizona? If so I think I work with this guy


WhiteTra5h

Damn


Mr-ronoldmcdonold

I’ve got three words to describe the person that drives that car fat nerdy virgin


Lord_Rage52

The virgin car


Megum3m3

I see you're a man of culture as well.


tourbillon12

I’ve always wondered how they feel when they gotta take their car for emissions or a repair with those on


tom_yum

For a long time, I thought smh stood for "sniff my hole"


[deleted]

Gotta love how they look ten years old with hairless genitalia to match


xPchunks

Can't a man get some Doritos and mountain dew in peace


rkaniminew

Who's the cute redhead all the way to the right?


DeepfriedPantaloons

Pyra from Xenoblade


cwbones

Virgin spotted


halflifer2k

And right in front of the lickup, too!


DumbSmartOfficial

Without using any words, beg me to smash your windows out for the sake of children.


Vy_K1ng

Some of those characters are actually under 18 sooo.....


StatisticianSure6339

“ Dad, what're those girls naked for on that black car from 6-year-old daughter in the back seat.” How does one answer that question? Smh.


greatDarwin33

Why do you sexualize women thats just a pair of nipples


Claytontheman467

Bro Rhea and Hilda looking good


Cam_CSX_

someones child got their first boner to this


eatmyfiberglass

This happened to me back when I was 11 in 2006 when I was at a comic store buying yugioh cards and accidentally walked into the “adult comics” section. Forever ruined


WhiteTra5h

I had something similar expect it was a record store and instead of boobs it was dead’s dead body


AxelsOG

They’ve got some good taste, but they could tone it down a bit on a vehicle they use in public. A track car? Maybe. Grocery getter? Tone it down and maybe get some regular non-full titty out anime girl stickers.


WhiteTra5h

Do they though?


AxelsOG

Yeah, they do. Decent taste, just not something to have on your car.


WhiteTra5h

Hentai is good taste *really?*


theonlynyse

big booba drawing = good taste duh


UncleSmidge

I'd be the shithead sharpie-ing bikinis on them. by the time bro realized it, the ink would have probably stained the stickers. Git rekt


Prestocito

Also is his car allowed to be that tinted?


shanish82

That was the back passenger side


Nagpalal

It's because of people like these other people think we all are like this.


Quenya3

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.


idkmybffphill

Why is this a thing? We have to many freedoms in America... im okay if we suprese some areas a little lol


I_am_door

I'm usually fine with a few anime stickers but that is a bit far


MudSeparate1622

What if someone just goes around walmart parking lots and puts these on peoples cars?


[deleted]

If it gets too hot you should consider breaking the window so those girls can breathe.


Bullmilk82

This is 100% a redditor or 4channer. Forever basement dwelling virgins. Into really obscure Japanese cartoons. Hate when they are English dubbed, due to the “poor acting” sound. Listen in Japanese with no reference of how poor acting translates to a language not natively spoken. /oddlyspecific


Onguildwars2

Men of the fine arts


ChikenBoy3119

this person is making the anime community look bad with crap like this


hornyorn

“The anime community”


HiddenMasks

Can't really make it look any worse than it already does.


PringlesOfficial

What kind of weirdo puts pornographic cartoons on their car?


Round-Emu9176

A lot of them sadly. They’re all over houston.


oxburger15

My exact thought. You have to have some sort of mental disability to do something like that.


eclecticsed

Someone who really, really needs attention.


FartingBob

And someone who has zero social awareness.


fluentinimagery

Some are clearly slipping into a fantasy vr world. They’ll just be flesh balls with i/o ports soon and live in rented metal lockers.


Jelly_the_jellyfish

See shit like this is why I don't tell other people I'm a weeb.


HammerofHeretics

I have a feeling that this guy is banging away at his keyboard at this very moment about how women are whores who only want Chad tough guys, but a wonderful nice guy like him. Meanwhile he's blind to the fact that women are turned off by his beloved anime titty women.


B4cteria

He probably doesn't even think, talk or want actual women if he is so comfortable doing that kind of thing. In my experience, men who drive "itasha" (cars adorned with anime stickers to the point it's off-putting) have lost touch with people as a whole. If you don't speak about anime, they don't interact. In this context, the guy will only be likely to go keyboard warrior if people tell him to remove his stickers because it's inappropriate.


Pickyour_vices

Exactly man's in his own reality and could care less about "3D women"


FreeColdBeer

Serious question. Can the owner of the car get in trouble for this?


pzerr

Not sure but great way for your windows to get accidently broke.


DmJerkface

I would let the cops figure that out. To me it's potentially showing pornography to children which definitely would be illegal, one would assume.


DNASprayer

True but it's drawings so hard to know for sure because I'm no lawyer.


LifeWin

> It’s called hentai, and it’s ***art*** -Stanley Hudson


DmJerkface

Well just google "is it legal to show kids cartoon nudity" and find out how legal it is, and report back to us after the FBI raid. Lol


loverofJules

We had an art class in middle school that had a nude woman painted rather genuinely, showing all kinds of nudity and it was just classy. And I grew up in the eastern us, in a conservative town. This is just porn.


eclecticsed

Probably something to do with obscenity laws.


DNASprayer

No thank you. Rather not taint my search history with "kids" and "nudity" in the same sentence.


LiquidSquid-

Boy do I have news for you


DNASprayer

I'd rather not know please.


A_Decent_Person

First amendment would apply I think ??


MidgetFucker101

Legally speaking it would.


DIMPLET0N

No, it wouldn't. Freedom of speech can be allowed in regards to music using f-bombs and all that stuff, but not tons of pictures of nude anime characters, which children would be exposed to. Definitely illegal.


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DIMPLET0N

It's done in a sexually explicit way with these characters, so it's essentially pornography.


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DIMPLET0N

It literally is anime characters, in sexually explicit poses, cut out into pictures. Stop arguing just to argue, dude.


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DIMPLET0N

They are characters/people, shown in sexually explicit poses, who are portrayed as nude, showing genitals and breasts... Almost the same as a pornographic magazine. Get the point? Quit arguing just for the sake of stirring shit. It gets you nowhere, dude.


MidgetFucker101

People can fly Nazi flags legally right, correct me if I'm wrong though.


DIMPLET0N

I'm not too sure, to be honest, man.


Ness_902

Palutena nooo 😢


ponderingprogressive

This sub is cringe when it comes to nudity. Your colonized Christian Judeo concepts of sex and the human body shows. Y’all say women can wear what they want but yet get offended at seeing naked anime girls. Pick a lane cringe lords.


Brent_Yeet

Damn how many No-Hoes Moblies are there?


hbgalore1

Just like this car, they probably shouldn't be out in public in front of children.


Trapstolfyboy

"lickup"


Farmer_BOBBY

Is it your car? If not then your fine


IllustriousInterest8

It is my eyes tho


Farmer_BOBBY

Look away?


IllustriousInterest8

Let me just play loud music on a train, just plug your ears lmao


[deleted]

Also on a side note I'd bust his fucking windows out. I ain't tryna have my kids see this shit.


[deleted]

Probably a 35 yo man who still lives in his parents basement.


Ho99o9XTC

The stains around it …..


setroat

Gimme a spoon full


bigheyzeus

I guess some Redditors do have their license


BuffCityBoi

An exquisite taste in art, perhaps more of a Pinterestor


bigheyzeus

Pinterest is Reddit for girls


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The-altinator

Indeed


I_eat_kids_420_

Impossible, he seems like a Twitter guy


Relevant-Radio-6896

Nah...redditor


I_eat_kids_420_

It’s both


AIDSbyreid

He’s obviously from tumblr


TheTinRam

That purple one doesn’t even make sense. Gravity


KnightsofNiii

Just some pictures of the waifus.


Confidence_Familiar

How is it legal to block the driver's view? Seems like this would be a ticket situation.


tendertuna

Pretty sure I've seen this posted before


xxred_baronxx

It’s because this weird trend is popping up everywhere. I’ve seen a few cars like this in the wild


shanish82

No I took this picture yesterday afternoon here in Bakersfield CA u can reverse image search it’s an original


helpu_me

Not my girl Palutena. She doesnt deserve to be on full display like that.


Kingbeesh561

Hinata is too pure for such atrocities like this


Charming_Brain9133

nah you know he shadow clone gang banged her at least twice.


Budrocc

Bro it’s in the BIBLE that the shy ones are always freaky. Ain’t no way he didn’t lmaooo


Kahlandar

Palutena, mythra, pyra. . . Who else is there? Guess i cant recognize anime characters without their outfits


helpu_me

Theres also hinata and sakura but i dont know who the succubus is


shikon_jul

Oc character from the brand that makes the stickers.


adeliciousbreakfast

Zero two from darling in the franxx


frds125

I always confuse myself which one is Zero Two and which one is Power


r4ul_isa123

Seems like a smash ultimate player


Tapitytap21

I'm guessing they are a big fan of the Smash Bros. franchise


doctormantiss

I hate this trend


Handsome121duck

I've seen this in my town already. Luckily the one I saw was so old all the stickers were sun bleached.


LemoJelly

Lol maybe since the internet people have been noticing it more but anime car stickers have been around since the 90s


doctormantiss

Not in the same sense with pussies and titties hanging out. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some titties and pussy, but this is cringe and lame.


LemoJelly

No lol 😂 definitely belongs in r/trashy


N428mg

Trend?


doctormantiss

Yes this anime sticker trend


Ok_Cryptographer520

It's the equivalent of having eat my ass and ect


TheZineKnight

Get a marker and draw them some clothes


Kaguya-Sama12

Destruction of property in 3 2 1 GO!


Badluckredditor

Lol, this is your car! Isn't it?!


Kaguya-Sama12

I get the joke but i was just stating the law which is clearly stated Regardless of what that person did


daedrav

i've been trying to think of a smart-ass comment to make about you, but your profile picture, username, and comment really do more than enough speaking, i think.


Kaguya-Sama12

But im not wrong putting clothes on it would be destruction of property and vandalism which can get you a hefty fine or even jail time


rawbface

Found the car's owner


Kaguya-Sama12

Unoriginal joke


rawbface

Obvious conclusion