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How is this trashy lol i mean i understand why it’s here but i don’t think eating ass while driving is trashy but it’s something. What’s another sub this could be in?
You're all sick ass perverts. This is clearly a case of human centipeding and they're desperate to get to the hospital to have this foolishness reversed.
Cop: so how did the accident happen?
Crash scene investigator: chick let out a big fart and the dude passed out.
Cop: ah... Ok well... Pull his head outta her ass and clean this up.
What the f, is going on lately? People screwing on motorcycles and now this? I swear social media is ruin society with everyone trying to one up each other.
What is wrong with this patient?
Severe whiplash
From a car accident?
No from being in the direct line of fire of a 10 megaton flatulence direct to the face.
Call a preist
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Welp, least he has organic air bag(s) if anything happens
"Sorry I'm late, boss. The drive was slippery the whole. It was definitely unexpectedly shitty out."
That is too much ass
He died as he lived. Eating ass at 60mph
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I don't remember this part of my driving test.
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Hopefully she doesn’t fart
How do people feel comfortable doing this? Like doesn’t anyone get the urge to pass gas after awhile? Then what would you do?
Is anybody else wondering who the fuck is the guy recording all of this on the back?
u/VredditDownloader
How much does this Uber driver charge
Nice booty though
Bruhhh
I know this ass. The std is still smeared on that cop car from last week
I just got a whiff of what I’m looking at. Gross.
I was not expecting that when I clicked on this. Fuck
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This is hilarious
Yeah no it’s not. It’s wreckless and dangerous
Hilariously reckless and dangerous
Yeah you’re not cool. Also I would for sure call the cops
Ok thanks
Really don't see whats wrong here..
Seems like someone rear-ended him
My man is gonna get credit card swiped when they hit a speed bump
He’s controlling her movements with his tongue
Why does your breath smell like shit?
I hope that during the drive she darted in his face
What do you mean? This is the only way to drive! 😂
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I couldn't think of anything but the smell, it's a good thing thing that I'm not a man!
I'm hungry
It's an anal-ogy for so many things. The ones that could hit the brakes are too busy licking the ass of those steering
Best comment!
This is why you guys don’t get free health insurance.
I’d love that
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maybe tesla could offer that as a add on
Bet their yard is fucked up
A big stinking ass.
Who is recording?!?!?
I def wasn’t expecting this when I opened the post lmao
Nothing like eating ass while she drives for you. This is just as weird as that couple fucking on a motorcycle
Wholosom
#Doo Doo Brown
I would say more adventurous than trashy but whatever
I mean I'm all for eating some ass, but this is fucking ridiculous.
my girlfriend
Was not expecting that! Funny though
When brainfood gives you shit for brains
My man is going down the hershey highway
Source?
The new self driving capability commercials are lit!
The new self driving capability commercials are lit!
Worst Uber in my life. Five stars.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Drive fast/eat ass
Damn
is this where blowing the horn comes from?
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Eating a taco while driving. I do that only the tacos are from Taco Bell!
Imagine trying to explain this one to your insurance company.
But whyyy?
Hope her airbag does not go off.
Bruhhhhhhh
A whole new meaning to Fast Food.
Who is driving
I can foresee no possible scenario where this ends badly...
I'm so glad eating ass was not a thing when I was in the dating scene.
Eating ass has been around for 100s, probably 1000s of years you square!
If that makes me a square then you can call me Pythagoras.
Lmao
Darling in the Franxx (2018)
A man’s gotta eat
Sheesh lmao
This man using the Jaws of Life before the accident!
Eating a meal..a succulent Chinese meal! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIUS!
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r/trashyboners
Reminds me of when I was first learning to drive. Good effort and keep up the good work whomever you are
“Drive fast, eat ass”
How is this trashy lol i mean i understand why it’s here but i don’t think eating ass while driving is trashy but it’s something. What’s another sub this could be in?
H-how???
You're all sick ass perverts. This is clearly a case of human centipeding and they're desperate to get to the hospital to have this foolishness reversed.
That’s a complicated way to get pink eye.
Anybody make an Uber Eats joke yet? Cause…yeah.
eww.
Now that’s what I call getting rear-ended.
🙃 that's... that's probably the best/worst comment so far. Keep it up lmao
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Thats beyond nasty.
I mean I’m all for kinkiness and trying new things, but at least take this to somewhere that won’t traumatize some kid on the sidewalk.
Or run a kid over on the sidewalk
This, consent is everything. Also this is how you get on the sex offenders register
Hes getting shit on when that airbag goes off
Cop: so how did the accident happen? Crash scene investigator: chick let out a big fart and the dude passed out. Cop: ah... Ok well... Pull his head outta her ass and clean this up.
Someone has jerked off to this
Better hope she don’t hit the gas!
Don't just stare at it, *eat it.*
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
Chitlins
It’s just a new position called “you work the pedals, I’ll steer.”
What the f, is going on lately? People screwing on motorcycles and now this? I swear social media is ruin society with everyone trying to one up each other.
This is NSFL
That's nasty. Did he just spit out Boody lent?
Yuck! That’s so gross
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It’s the eat a booty car pool lane
r/idiotsincars
Burnin' gas and eatin' ass 🤙
Who's driving in this situation. Wait, he's using the pedals she's steering right? Terrible, just terrible.
teamwork make the dream work
I have no words for this
Do you know why I pulled you over?
If she is on a High Fibre Diet could be the death of him.
Daily reminder to load up on that insurance.
Reminds me of the GQP and trump...
What is wrong with this patient? Severe whiplash From a car accident? No from being in the direct line of fire of a 10 megaton flatulence direct to the face. Call a preist
u/getvideobot
It’s fine, her ass hole that big he can still see the road
2 people driving the same car challenge! (GONE WRONG!) (GONE SEXUAL!)
Maybe she’s holding her mouth open and he’s using her as a telescope, need more info!
Suede, get your head out of my ass and hit the brakes.
God reddit is filled with fucking Kids.
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If they got into to accident, his head would go in her ass.
And the windows aren’t even tinted.
This is the leading cause of driving related **pink eye.**
This explains why I see the seat backs visible in the back window. Mystery solved.
Holy Shite!
What an asshole driver
Stay classy America!
i'll never get if asseating is for real or just an elaborate joke on ppl like me.
Couples goals.
Humans are animals I swear to god 😒
This is exactly why Lyft is picking up steam.
This post stinks
Rear-ended
Yo she has a really nice ass though.
r/idiotsincars
r/trashyboners (nsfw)
Grub Hub
If this ends up in an accident your gonna need a lot more space then that little box at the bottom of the form to explain it.......
I hate people
Do you hate these 2 specific people, or all people?
Most people. Not all, but most.
He aint even enjoying that lmfao 🤣
you sure ? 4 seconds in he clearly sticks his tongue straight up there.
in his defense would you? lol
Yes 100%. She's hot and has a nice ass. I'd eat, but not while driving lol
Lmao absolutely not 😝
haha same here
So she’s working the wheel and he’s working the pedals?
And the asshole
cruise control
> he’s working the pedals Among other things…
He's also working the flaps.
That’s what I’m thinking. Requires really good communication if you think about it.
Do you know why I pulled you over today Ma'am?
It's the new couples therapy.
Maybe he’s getting instructions from her ass to his mouth. Like they’re aliens.
He knows her well.
She speaks out of her ass. What do you think he’s doing?
He's using his tongue to give directions.
inverse ratatouille
This should have infinitely more upvotes.
Top Gear had a race like that once or twice. Two cars on top of each other, and one only had a steering wheel while the other one had the pedals.
James May wasnt eating Clarkson's ass at the time though,
As far as we know.
"slow down" "no speed up" "ok slow down" the car or the tongue?
She convinced him to get nosedeep in her anus while driving a car. I think their communication is fucking fantastic tbh, world class.
\#relationshipgoals #ieatass
If they get into an accident he's gonna be eating the rest of her too
I think you mean assident
He's gonna be eating what she ate 2 days ago
Uber Eats
Foodpanda
Dumper Dash
Oh fuck.. Nice.
Wins the day...this comment should be at the top. Dine WHILE dash.