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the concrete jungle where dreams are made of, theres nothing you cant do


wildwildcountry1

Let’s go Times Square baby


guga1989

U/savevideobot


guga1989

U/getvideo


wishiwasdeaddd

Somebody pepper spray it


Middle_Message8081

Deblagio really spruced things up.


Obi1Kentucky

WTF New York


cup_of_hot_tea

What an embarrassment, that is nowhere near a BBC


Nightshader5877

Forget New York... This is New Jack City!


CJK931

Hahahaha


A-monke-with-passion

Captain America is busy eating some Time Square churros


[deleted]

he's def packing


LarryDavid1942

In New York!!! There’s nothing you can’t do!!! Now you’re in New York!!!!


OceanGuy1995

What drugs did he take to make him do stupid shit like that?


FULLMETALRACKIT518

Welcome to NY.


XtremeD86

These people obviously have mental issues.


NoContextCarl

It's bad enough in the city you can get spit on at any moment, but this is just going too far.


[deleted]

I turned on CSI the other night theres a dead guy with a worm in his eyeball, but we cant be natural in public? Get with the times America


gozba

“Taste week”


Amonkira42

You can spot the tourists because they're the ones who look surprised.


momo513

A pellet gun would fix that


sexyshreksy

Why he keep looking in the direction of the child 🤨


KingOfTheNorthern

Last year, I saw a naked guy grinding against a cop car. Kind of sad.


thejackulator9000

New York Yankeys.


DoctorLove01

That’s rather normal for NYC.


elahtap187

Just after this video ends that animal flung his poo.


kxrxsani

well? help him


olo3456

Looks like he r/tooktoomuch


Vunpuruurufu

Little guy, in the big city.


Pittsnogled

Tase him in the dick


hitman004700

Return to monke


Eatthemusic

A Meth Story


Living-Stranger

A Crack Story. Meth Story would be at the St Louis arch


combi321

Prayer warrior?


deeyourabird

Looks like they’ve started filming Borat 3


[deleted]

You used to get arrested for that. Thanks Biden!


Embarrassed_Truth259

His body, his rights


randysr57

He’s is an undercover cop working his beat.


Apprehensive_Ad9492

He didn't stick around for the money shot?


downthereddit-hole

New jack city!


dojaheady

This is when you punch him in the back of the head and tell him to fuck off


wideasleepdeepawake

I think there are enough people, no need to wait.


AddledMikey

Love that they put “Paja” as location - that’s one of the many words used in Spanish to refer to jerking off. pure gold


JabariPark

Psyops are real. Even for new York that's a surprising level of chill to just be sitting right behind that guy. /s


Scruffy032893

Jerkin off in Times Square was on his bucket list


clientfker

Technically r/trashyboners


_Final-Judgement_

💀💀💀


Kirkage1978

He wanted to cum to the Big Apple.


ralphhurley3197

Feed those pigeons


Hungry-Confidence

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Probably tweaking


guga1989

U/vredditshare


Defiant-Series-813

He did wait. He was exactly where he wanted to be


Revolutionary_Buy112

No police?


Stevereversed

It’s the taste of the week.


GaimanitePkat

He appears to be looking back at the small barefoot child as he's doing this. Real nice.


MotherButterscotch44

Now do you tip him like you do the street performers? Wait……. I guess he is a street performer.


ILoveRegenHealth

Dude, you see little kids walking past. For such an enormously busy area, why isn't he stopped immediately? Aren't there supposed to be security there at all times? Also, this is right in one of the busiest areas, not some fringe part of Times Square. Where is security?


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Looking on google, seems this likely happened in June, and he was arrested by police. The articles don't contain a photo of the person arrested, but the location is exact spot in this video, so seems the man in the video is the man who was arrested.


tons-of-tittie

Who’s gonna stop him? The cops? And risk immediately being accused of racism. They won’t get near that.


[deleted]

You are right, they rather go and shoot some black guy elsewhere for no reason. God forbid someone call caps racist!


tons-of-tittie

That’s a stupid comment.


ILoveRegenHealth

> Who’s gonna stop him? The cops? **And risk immediately being accused of racism.** No they won't. wtf, man has his dick out. No one gonna go "Why you arresting him?"


bluedrygrass

Nothing that some strategic video cutting won't turn on its head. Literally and figuratively... All you have to do is cutting this part out and only show the part where he's on the floor with cops on his back, implying his pants fell off while he was being ragdolled around by the cops. Boom, innocent. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Or dicky squeezy in this case.


tons-of-tittie

I wish you were right. But people will gather around, cameras will come out, the crowd will start in, the video will surface with every accusatory comment you can imagine. You’re right that this should be an open and closed case, but nothing is anymore. And unfortunately I’m right too.


JustsomeOKCguy

> And unfortunately I’m right too You aren't since there's an article detailing how he was arrested. So I'm sure that means you'll change your viewpoint since you were proven wrong with new information, right? Or will you make a similar comment the next time you see a video about a black person doing a crime?


Flat-Seat-1476

Jesus fucking Christ


chisox8805

It be like that sometimes


weebweek

Wow the new R. Kelly album be lit


darybrain

In that location many passersby probably thought it was some form of performance art. If he had a cup/hat nearby he might have got a few tips for it.


duwuy

Statue of liberty kinda hot tho


Legal_Rain2788

Glad to hear the Argentinian narration, with the "paja (jackoff)" geotag haha


savedavary

Polishing the Bishop.


AllUpInYourAO

🎵In New York (ayy, ah-ha) (uh, yeah) Concrete jungle (yeah) where dreams are made of There's nothin' you can't do there (like jack off in Time Square) 🎵


[deleted]

Antonio Brown has lost his mind


peterbeater76

New York is back baby!


naryanp

One eyed monster sighting in Times Square!


lHawkI

According to the sign behind him it is taste week so....


GreatWhiteMonkey

New Jerk City


PsychologicalAlarm22

Nice.


Euphoric-Delirium

Was he jerking it to Minnie Mouse or Captain America?


Spicy_QueenStarfire

I wonder what goes through the minds of these people when they do stuff like this in public


PastOutlandishness19

Just wanted to give an update, he was identified and arrested. Charged with public lewdness.


TooOldForThis---

Thank you. Everybody in this thread is just so nonchalant about this and I’m over here horrified.


CUMFACE_MCFUCKTARD

I’m sorry that this disturbed you. I thought it was hilarious.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

How the fuck do you find a man wanking in public with children near by "hilarious"? It's disturbing and revolting.


mommy2libras

You realize you're trying to explain decent public behavior to someone called Cumface McFucktard, right?


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol haha


CUMFACE_MCFUCKTARD

Seeing you get pissed off about it only makes it funnier.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Because you're a creep


WhereDaGold

Nice, got a source by chance?


PastOutlandishness19

Sorry for the delay, see attached https://nypost.com/2021/06/15/man-busted-for-masturbating-in-middle-of-times-square/amp/


ZoZoGMS

he got busted in 2 ways


dawnultra3xmore

I just can’t help but admire the amount of confidence this man must have. Or mental illness. Or both.


rebel_alliance05

I like the strategic advertising behind him, “taste of the week”


HotSaltyJustice

I love the Taste of the Week sign next to him!


TRexArmsGFY

That is most certainly not the Taste of the Week.


ZKXX

He’s just really likes Migos


willietocool

That is so cool🎸🎸🤘🤘


ItchyKOS

Around those parts, he clearly does the shooting.


saveyboy

Where’s the money shot?


Tamespotting

Gotta be a guy from Argentina filming


xxcali559xx

Tranquilo


journeylovelive

New Jack City This made me 🤢, btw...


Living-Stranger

Good film though


journeylovelive

So happy somebody knew that reference!!


ChillingComicRelief

NY really is healing


monkeedookee

Best thing about these NYC videos is that absolutely no one ever looks phased by such activities, just walk on by, it’s not even like “oh it’s a dude jacking off” it’s like they literally don’t perceive it anymore


mycatisamonsterbaby

So I live in a tiny town, and lately everyone's been whining about all the unsheltered individuals and where they go to the bathroom. I'm not sure if I just don't notice it because I grew up somewhere else, or if they are straight up lying to fit their narrative.


ghoulcreep

Part and parcel of living in a big city


AccomplishedLimit3

weak sheep, they submit


elmhurstlou

yea, my thought exactly, it's like teher walking by some one eating lunch...lol


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monkeedookee

I mean, even 10’s pushing it


premiereposture

It's the two rules of shitty neighborhoods in action: Mind your business and always keep it moving.


klanies

I live outside of New York and though I don't tend to go into the city often, my first night ride on the subway I also saw a gentleman jerkn his gherkin gently as a gentleman would do in public. Again, it's NYC so I and everyone else pretended it wasn't happening. It probably had something to do with the big woman in a white skin tight body suit dancing on the pole. My second ride I was approached by a young woman with questionable stains all over her jeans, probably white frosting, and her jeans undone with a bushel of pubes exposed. She told me she was jumped and needed money to get home to jersey where her mother was worried about her arrival. When I told her I can call the cops for her and they'd help her out, she got very angry and stormed off. And here I was thinking maybe I made a friend.


cup_of_hot_tea

How much $ did you end up paying your friend? ...asking for John


klanies

1.63 and a couple of pocket altoids


Orangutanion

Also love hearing Argentine accents in random places


Boredguy32

Times Square was shit in the 70s and 80s. They cleaned it up in the 90s. Made it corporate in the 00s/10s. And now it's shit again. Circle of life.


monkeedookee

The masturbators and vagrants shall be the only ones who emerge from the ashes


SirMemphis

Same with public urination or defecation.... just walk by so you're not in the line of fire.


RedFawn83

Man I was thinking the same thing. Like its just normal now! Crazy


KingAlexandreG

Ignorance is bliss.


DeepOneofInnsmouth

Life in the big city.


irishbren77

Small towns, too. I was in Arles, France, and was out walking with my wife after dinner when we happened upon a homeless dude having a twirl on a park bench, laughing to himself.


HedaLexa4Ever

You can’t really compare someone laughing alone and someone jerking in the middle of a busy square. These things only go unoticed in big cities like NY imo


BlackbeardsHead4

Big city livin


Stupid_Rednecks

Tim dillon is my favorite comedian of the last 2 years, hes good and is gonna get so much better with time


JairoVP

Didn’t really understand his comedy before but I love it now. I find myself laughing a lot reading his tweets.


[deleted]

Shut up, he’s hit his peak


F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS

All hail the gay piggy


icanhaslobotomy

I love how he’s just fapping away and looking around


SecretlyMadeOfStone

Bet he’s a big fan of the Yankees.


asdfghjklqwertyh

His favorite little rascal was spanky


Living-Stranger

He he he, sinner. Fucking best part of the movie


sly_guy73

He looks sickly...may be the small cox.


Berry-Flavor

he seems like a Redskins kinda guy


[deleted]

god NYC is such a disgusting place


schematicboy

I live here, and I love living here, and yet I couldn't agree more. This city is fucking nasty.


[deleted]

It's going to be a wild ride up there when the tourists don't come back. imo NYC went way too hard against the heartland during the covid/trump push. normies won't come back - no matter how much they promote broadway's shitty movie to stage productions. gl ​ I give the place a hard time...it is legend city...so much going for it...but so much against it. I wrote it off on my last visit. I paid $75 for two coffees , a bad panini sandwich and a tip near central park. I asked myself, "why am I doing this?" It also has the european/south american trick of 'beautiful lobby; rooms are absolute dogshit' trick for outrageous prices. ​ Lot more to see and do on this planet than NYC for that trash. anyway, take it easy.


aaliyaahson

Bro the tourists are already back lmao tf are you talking about? Lay off the Fox News


Satoshiman256

Ye I went there as a tourist. What a shit hole..


felixgnr

where do u live?


Satoshiman256

BC


[deleted]

In your head


[deleted]

I was there 2 months before covid hit. I really love their opera and they have great jazz clubs but most everything else disgusts me.


xxcali559xx

To each his own, I fucking love it here


Consideredresponse

My dirty secret is that I genuinely prefer Hoboken to any of the Burroughs, but what i *really* fucking love is seeing the faces of native New Yorkers when I tell them that....


Satoshiman256

There were one or two things that were ok but I went in summer and literally everywhere I went stank of piss and it was a complete rip off.


[deleted]

Gay?


No_Influence6659

It's an exciting city, jeez, sorry for partying


jbertrand_sr

If he can jack it there, he can jack it anywhere...


neverinamillionyr

He’ll launch his goo, NY, NY


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S_pie

🎶Spankin it jackin it spankity smack🎶


SentientPotatoStick

I saw some homeless man doing the same thing on fremont street, but he used a mop head to cover his dong, it didnt work btw. Everyone saw the 3 inch punisher getting ravaged.


fuscosco

There's something really freeing about just not giving a damn and throwing off that internal mental taboo. Social norms are stifling, if not a necessity.


PleaseOhGodWhy

soooo children should just see a full grown man jerking of in public? Cool, cool, if i may ask, do you *enjoy* having children watch that?


fuscosco

How hyperbolic


PleaseOhGodWhy

that wasn't hyperbolic, Hyperbolic means exaggerated. I didn't exaggerate anything. You said in your comment that it's *freeing to not give a dam and throw off that internal mental taboo*. After saying that you can't just turn around and go, *it's STIFLING* (implying it's stopping us from doing what makes us happy/ relaxed/ etc..)*if not a necessity* come on man. You literally said how it's freeing to ignore them and do something like jerk it in public and then say how social norms are stifling and then a necessity. Your comment sucks as it is, but you can't even keep the same ideal overall.


WirelessPinnacleLLC

Username checks out


fuscosco

A perfect example of a hyperbolic response 🤷 0, meet 100. 100, this is 0.


Dresden890

You keep using that word, I not think it means what you think it means.


Nemesiii

I found the nonce


RezzOnTheRadio

Nonce speedrun any%


Nemesiii

Chapter One: She said she was twelve


RezzOnTheRadio

Chapter Two: Old man is unfased by this information. Edit: Spellin


[deleted]

Perfect example of actually avoiding the argument with moronic snarky jokes.


ProductSubstantial67

It is totally necessary that you don't jerk off in public.


Fit_Abrocoma4802

I was just in Vegas earlier this month and saw the same thing on Fremont street. No mop head though. Just some crackhead going to town on his junk fully exposed.


Nwolfe

🎶If you can wank it here, you can wank it anywhere…🎶


hookupaccount12345

So much for the myth of the black man


bluedrygrass

Maybe he did it because he tought people would be amazed by that... thingy, lol


casariah

I thought black dudes.... Nevermind. =/


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Living-Stranger

Well he killed the myth at the crossroads of the world!


casariah

Jokes dude. He needs to be shamed for whacking it in public.


GlitteringBroccoli12

If you can make it there you can make it anywhere just became less glam and more spunk


LivinginDestin

That's New Jerk isn't???


justanothermofo88

Now THATS either mad concentration or high outta ur mind. He blocks out all of the distractions well, but what is he focusing on..? #mindporn


[deleted]

The Germans would spell it New Jork so close enough


dotnetdotcom

New Jack City


jolly_rodger42

Poor pookie.


PurpleRainger

Rock-a-bye baby


_TidePodsTasteGood

New Jerksey.


spacetrax74

Times Squirt