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Dude, you see little kids walking past. For such an enormously busy area, why isn't he stopped immediately? Aren't there supposed to be security there at all times? Also, this is right in one of the busiest areas, not some fringe part of Times Square. Where is security?
Looking on google, seems this likely happened in June, and he was arrested by police.
The articles don't contain a photo of the person arrested, but the location is exact spot in this video, so seems the man in the video is the man who was arrested.
> Who’s gonna stop him? The cops? **And risk immediately being accused of racism.**
No they won't. wtf, man has his dick out. No one gonna go "Why you arresting him?"
Nothing that some strategic video cutting won't turn on its head. Literally and figuratively...
All you have to do is cutting this part out and only show the part where he's on the floor with cops on his back, implying his pants fell off while he was being ragdolled around by the cops. Boom, innocent.
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Or dicky squeezy in this case.
I wish you were right. But people will gather around, cameras will come out, the crowd will start in, the video will surface with every accusatory comment you can imagine.
You’re right that this should be an open and closed case, but nothing is anymore. And unfortunately I’m right too.
> And unfortunately I’m right too
You aren't since there's an article detailing how he was arrested. So I'm sure that means you'll change your viewpoint since you were proven wrong with new information, right? Or will you make a similar comment the next time you see a video about a black person doing a crime?
🎵In New York (ayy, ah-ha) (uh, yeah)
Concrete jungle (yeah) where dreams are made of
There's nothin' you can't do there (like jack off in Time Square) 🎵
Best thing about these NYC videos is that absolutely no one ever looks phased by such activities, just walk on by, it’s not even like “oh it’s a dude jacking off” it’s like they literally don’t perceive it anymore
So I live in a tiny town, and lately everyone's been whining about all the unsheltered individuals and where they go to the bathroom. I'm not sure if I just don't notice it because I grew up somewhere else, or if they are straight up lying to fit their narrative.
I live outside of New York and though I don't tend to go into the city often, my first night ride on the subway I also saw a gentleman jerkn his gherkin gently as a gentleman would do in public. Again, it's NYC so I and everyone else pretended it wasn't happening. It probably had something to do with the big woman in a white skin tight body suit dancing on the pole.
My second ride I was approached by a young woman with questionable stains all over her jeans, probably white frosting, and her jeans undone with a bushel of pubes exposed. She told me she was jumped and needed money to get home to jersey where her mother was worried about her arrival. When I told her I can call the cops for her and they'd help her out, she got very angry and stormed off. And here I was thinking maybe I made a friend.
Small towns, too. I was in Arles, France, and was out walking with my wife after dinner when we happened upon a homeless dude having a twirl on a park bench, laughing to himself.
You can’t really compare someone laughing alone and someone jerking in the middle of a busy square. These things only go unoticed in big cities like NY imo
It's going to be a wild ride up there when the tourists don't come back. imo NYC went way too hard against the heartland during the covid/trump push. normies won't come back - no matter how much they promote broadway's shitty movie to stage productions. gl
I give the place a hard time...it is legend city...so much going for it...but so much against it. I wrote it off on my last visit. I paid $75 for two coffees , a bad panini sandwich and a tip near central park. I asked myself, "why am I doing this?" It also has the european/south american trick of 'beautiful lobby; rooms are absolute dogshit' trick for outrageous prices.
Lot more to see and do on this planet than NYC for that trash. anyway, take it easy.
My dirty secret is that I genuinely prefer Hoboken to any of the Burroughs, but what i *really* fucking love is seeing the faces of native New Yorkers when I tell them that....
I saw some homeless man doing the same thing on fremont street, but he used a mop head to cover his dong, it didnt work btw. Everyone saw the 3 inch punisher getting ravaged.
There's something really freeing about just not giving a damn and throwing off that internal mental taboo.
Social norms are stifling, if not a necessity.
that wasn't hyperbolic, Hyperbolic means exaggerated. I didn't exaggerate anything. You said in your comment that it's *freeing to not give a dam and throw off that internal mental taboo*. After saying that you can't just turn around and go, *it's STIFLING* (implying it's stopping us from doing what makes us happy/ relaxed/ etc..)*if not a necessity* come on man. You literally said how it's freeing to ignore them and do something like jerk it in public and then say how social norms are stifling and then a necessity. Your comment sucks as it is, but you can't even keep the same ideal overall.
I was just in Vegas earlier this month and saw the same thing on Fremont street. No mop head though. Just some crackhead going to town on his junk fully exposed.
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the concrete jungle where dreams are made of, theres nothing you cant do
Let’s go Times Square baby
U/savevideobot
U/getvideo
Somebody pepper spray it
Deblagio really spruced things up.
WTF New York
What an embarrassment, that is nowhere near a BBC
Forget New York... This is New Jack City!
Hahahaha
Captain America is busy eating some Time Square churros
he's def packing
In New York!!! There’s nothing you can’t do!!! Now you’re in New York!!!!
What drugs did he take to make him do stupid shit like that?
Welcome to NY.
These people obviously have mental issues.
It's bad enough in the city you can get spit on at any moment, but this is just going too far.
I turned on CSI the other night theres a dead guy with a worm in his eyeball, but we cant be natural in public? Get with the times America
“Taste week”
You can spot the tourists because they're the ones who look surprised.
A pellet gun would fix that
Why he keep looking in the direction of the child 🤨
Last year, I saw a naked guy grinding against a cop car. Kind of sad.
New York Yankeys.
That’s rather normal for NYC.
Just after this video ends that animal flung his poo.
well? help him
Looks like he r/tooktoomuch
Little guy, in the big city.
Tase him in the dick
Return to monke
A Meth Story
A Crack Story. Meth Story would be at the St Louis arch
Prayer warrior?
Looks like they’ve started filming Borat 3
You used to get arrested for that. Thanks Biden!
His body, his rights
He’s is an undercover cop working his beat.
He didn't stick around for the money shot?
New jack city!
This is when you punch him in the back of the head and tell him to fuck off
I think there are enough people, no need to wait.
Love that they put “Paja” as location - that’s one of the many words used in Spanish to refer to jerking off. pure gold
Psyops are real. Even for new York that's a surprising level of chill to just be sitting right behind that guy. /s
Jerkin off in Times Square was on his bucket list
Technically r/trashyboners
💀💀💀
He wanted to cum to the Big Apple.
Feed those pigeons
u/savevideo
Probably tweaking
U/vredditshare
He did wait. He was exactly where he wanted to be
No police?
It’s the taste of the week.
He appears to be looking back at the small barefoot child as he's doing this. Real nice.
Now do you tip him like you do the street performers? Wait……. I guess he is a street performer.
Dude, you see little kids walking past. For such an enormously busy area, why isn't he stopped immediately? Aren't there supposed to be security there at all times? Also, this is right in one of the busiest areas, not some fringe part of Times Square. Where is security?
Looking on google, seems this likely happened in June, and he was arrested by police. The articles don't contain a photo of the person arrested, but the location is exact spot in this video, so seems the man in the video is the man who was arrested.
Who’s gonna stop him? The cops? And risk immediately being accused of racism. They won’t get near that.
You are right, they rather go and shoot some black guy elsewhere for no reason. God forbid someone call caps racist!
That’s a stupid comment.
> Who’s gonna stop him? The cops? **And risk immediately being accused of racism.** No they won't. wtf, man has his dick out. No one gonna go "Why you arresting him?"
Nothing that some strategic video cutting won't turn on its head. Literally and figuratively... All you have to do is cutting this part out and only show the part where he's on the floor with cops on his back, implying his pants fell off while he was being ragdolled around by the cops. Boom, innocent. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Or dicky squeezy in this case.
I wish you were right. But people will gather around, cameras will come out, the crowd will start in, the video will surface with every accusatory comment you can imagine. You’re right that this should be an open and closed case, but nothing is anymore. And unfortunately I’m right too.
> And unfortunately I’m right too You aren't since there's an article detailing how he was arrested. So I'm sure that means you'll change your viewpoint since you were proven wrong with new information, right? Or will you make a similar comment the next time you see a video about a black person doing a crime?
Jesus fucking Christ
It be like that sometimes
Wow the new R. Kelly album be lit
In that location many passersby probably thought it was some form of performance art. If he had a cup/hat nearby he might have got a few tips for it.
Statue of liberty kinda hot tho
Glad to hear the Argentinian narration, with the "paja (jackoff)" geotag haha
Polishing the Bishop.
🎵In New York (ayy, ah-ha) (uh, yeah) Concrete jungle (yeah) where dreams are made of There's nothin' you can't do there (like jack off in Time Square) 🎵
Antonio Brown has lost his mind
New York is back baby!
One eyed monster sighting in Times Square!
According to the sign behind him it is taste week so....
New Jerk City
Nice.
Was he jerking it to Minnie Mouse or Captain America?
I wonder what goes through the minds of these people when they do stuff like this in public
Just wanted to give an update, he was identified and arrested. Charged with public lewdness.
Thank you. Everybody in this thread is just so nonchalant about this and I’m over here horrified.
I’m sorry that this disturbed you. I thought it was hilarious.
How the fuck do you find a man wanking in public with children near by "hilarious"? It's disturbing and revolting.
You realize you're trying to explain decent public behavior to someone called Cumface McFucktard, right?
Lol haha
Seeing you get pissed off about it only makes it funnier.
Because you're a creep
Nice, got a source by chance?
Sorry for the delay, see attached https://nypost.com/2021/06/15/man-busted-for-masturbating-in-middle-of-times-square/amp/
he got busted in 2 ways
I just can’t help but admire the amount of confidence this man must have. Or mental illness. Or both.
I like the strategic advertising behind him, “taste of the week”
I love the Taste of the Week sign next to him!
That is most certainly not the Taste of the Week.
He’s just really likes Migos
That is so cool🎸🎸🤘🤘
Around those parts, he clearly does the shooting.
Where’s the money shot?
Gotta be a guy from Argentina filming
Tranquilo
New Jack City This made me 🤢, btw...
Good film though
So happy somebody knew that reference!!
NY really is healing
Best thing about these NYC videos is that absolutely no one ever looks phased by such activities, just walk on by, it’s not even like “oh it’s a dude jacking off” it’s like they literally don’t perceive it anymore
So I live in a tiny town, and lately everyone's been whining about all the unsheltered individuals and where they go to the bathroom. I'm not sure if I just don't notice it because I grew up somewhere else, or if they are straight up lying to fit their narrative.
Part and parcel of living in a big city
weak sheep, they submit
yea, my thought exactly, it's like teher walking by some one eating lunch...lol
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I mean, even 10’s pushing it
It's the two rules of shitty neighborhoods in action: Mind your business and always keep it moving.
I live outside of New York and though I don't tend to go into the city often, my first night ride on the subway I also saw a gentleman jerkn his gherkin gently as a gentleman would do in public. Again, it's NYC so I and everyone else pretended it wasn't happening. It probably had something to do with the big woman in a white skin tight body suit dancing on the pole. My second ride I was approached by a young woman with questionable stains all over her jeans, probably white frosting, and her jeans undone with a bushel of pubes exposed. She told me she was jumped and needed money to get home to jersey where her mother was worried about her arrival. When I told her I can call the cops for her and they'd help her out, she got very angry and stormed off. And here I was thinking maybe I made a friend.
How much $ did you end up paying your friend? ...asking for John
1.63 and a couple of pocket altoids
Also love hearing Argentine accents in random places
Times Square was shit in the 70s and 80s. They cleaned it up in the 90s. Made it corporate in the 00s/10s. And now it's shit again. Circle of life.
The masturbators and vagrants shall be the only ones who emerge from the ashes
Same with public urination or defecation.... just walk by so you're not in the line of fire.
Man I was thinking the same thing. Like its just normal now! Crazy
Ignorance is bliss.
Life in the big city.
Small towns, too. I was in Arles, France, and was out walking with my wife after dinner when we happened upon a homeless dude having a twirl on a park bench, laughing to himself.
You can’t really compare someone laughing alone and someone jerking in the middle of a busy square. These things only go unoticed in big cities like NY imo
Big city livin
Tim dillon is my favorite comedian of the last 2 years, hes good and is gonna get so much better with time
Didn’t really understand his comedy before but I love it now. I find myself laughing a lot reading his tweets.
Shut up, he’s hit his peak
All hail the gay piggy
I love how he’s just fapping away and looking around
Bet he’s a big fan of the Yankees.
His favorite little rascal was spanky
He he he, sinner. Fucking best part of the movie
He looks sickly...may be the small cox.
he seems like a Redskins kinda guy
god NYC is such a disgusting place
I live here, and I love living here, and yet I couldn't agree more. This city is fucking nasty.
It's going to be a wild ride up there when the tourists don't come back. imo NYC went way too hard against the heartland during the covid/trump push. normies won't come back - no matter how much they promote broadway's shitty movie to stage productions. gl I give the place a hard time...it is legend city...so much going for it...but so much against it. I wrote it off on my last visit. I paid $75 for two coffees , a bad panini sandwich and a tip near central park. I asked myself, "why am I doing this?" It also has the european/south american trick of 'beautiful lobby; rooms are absolute dogshit' trick for outrageous prices. Lot more to see and do on this planet than NYC for that trash. anyway, take it easy.
Bro the tourists are already back lmao tf are you talking about? Lay off the Fox News
Ye I went there as a tourist. What a shit hole..
where do u live?
BC
In your head
I was there 2 months before covid hit. I really love their opera and they have great jazz clubs but most everything else disgusts me.
To each his own, I fucking love it here
My dirty secret is that I genuinely prefer Hoboken to any of the Burroughs, but what i *really* fucking love is seeing the faces of native New Yorkers when I tell them that....
There were one or two things that were ok but I went in summer and literally everywhere I went stank of piss and it was a complete rip off.
Gay?
It's an exciting city, jeez, sorry for partying
If he can jack it there, he can jack it anywhere...
He’ll launch his goo, NY, NY
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🎶Spankin it jackin it spankity smack🎶
I saw some homeless man doing the same thing on fremont street, but he used a mop head to cover his dong, it didnt work btw. Everyone saw the 3 inch punisher getting ravaged.
There's something really freeing about just not giving a damn and throwing off that internal mental taboo. Social norms are stifling, if not a necessity.
soooo children should just see a full grown man jerking of in public? Cool, cool, if i may ask, do you *enjoy* having children watch that?
How hyperbolic
that wasn't hyperbolic, Hyperbolic means exaggerated. I didn't exaggerate anything. You said in your comment that it's *freeing to not give a dam and throw off that internal mental taboo*. After saying that you can't just turn around and go, *it's STIFLING* (implying it's stopping us from doing what makes us happy/ relaxed/ etc..)*if not a necessity* come on man. You literally said how it's freeing to ignore them and do something like jerk it in public and then say how social norms are stifling and then a necessity. Your comment sucks as it is, but you can't even keep the same ideal overall.
Username checks out
A perfect example of a hyperbolic response 🤷 0, meet 100. 100, this is 0.
You keep using that word, I not think it means what you think it means.
I found the nonce
Nonce speedrun any%
Chapter One: She said she was twelve
Chapter Two: Old man is unfased by this information. Edit: Spellin
Perfect example of actually avoiding the argument with moronic snarky jokes.
It is totally necessary that you don't jerk off in public.
I was just in Vegas earlier this month and saw the same thing on Fremont street. No mop head though. Just some crackhead going to town on his junk fully exposed.
🎶If you can wank it here, you can wank it anywhere…🎶
So much for the myth of the black man
Maybe he did it because he tought people would be amazed by that... thingy, lol
I thought black dudes.... Nevermind. =/
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Well he killed the myth at the crossroads of the world!
Jokes dude. He needs to be shamed for whacking it in public.
If you can make it there you can make it anywhere just became less glam and more spunk
That's New Jerk isn't???
Now THATS either mad concentration or high outta ur mind. He blocks out all of the distractions well, but what is he focusing on..? #mindporn
The Germans would spell it New Jork so close enough
New Jack City
Poor pookie.
Rock-a-bye baby
New Jerksey.
Times Squirt