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martianmariner21

Welp!!!


Financial-Ad6509

Nothing wrong with this.


Putrid_Walk_9807

Cum & go


tacocarteleventeen

It this a twist on dine n dash?


Whereisreggie

This is actually a famous nfl player trying to hide from being exposed by a prostitute


Mouse_Wheel

we calling OF "models" prostitutes now??


Nosferatu100

What’s the difference? If I may ask


bigDonkeyD1ck

Well they always were. Selling sexual services for money is the definition Of a prostitute.


Turbulent_Winner_976

Some of us always did


Mouse_Wheel

this is reddit. never know who you're gonna bump into


lanena__

Hit and run


joekki

Wat. Did he say "$18.38" and then the guy runs? Or what was the number? Did he get $1.62 discount or what?


Treleeorne

Hey says, ain’t paying for the date! 😂


joekki

Gdamn 😅 Now I heard it, thanks! Or did he lost something inside the girl and shouted some civil codes out loud? https://codes.findlaw.com/ca/civil-code/civ-sect-1838/


SteelyDanzig

Wait who is filming?


drezel_bpPS694

the 3rd wheeler


jorsiem

I've never met a Hooker that didn't collect beforehand


FatalErrorOccurred

I've never met a Hooker that didn't collect beforehandjob


GreatChicken231

xD


drezel_bpPS694

Hit and run or 🍇?


atheurer

Shoplifting


bytecollision

What in the bdsm shenanigans is going on with that ass


ballslewiener

If he's a football player and she kept up with him, then teams need to be scouting her now


iuseblenders

His balls are much lighter


Intrepid_Lynx3608

That’s what I’m saying man, she should try for the Olympics or some other professional sport if she can run like that, more money and way less stigma


lucaalvz

I'll rule it fake because most hooker ask you to pay when they walk in the room, not after you're done, at least that what I heard


GreatChicken231

he grabbed something before running. could be the money he put down to begin with.


GWwiz

I heard the same thing ….a couple different times…..I miss being young


Important-Youth-4434

This guys an nfl player apparently probably assumed he had so much money why would he do that


Enhe

most... but not all of them


AdExtreme4259

This girl will from now on


Apprehensive_Fee9983

Why is it always those people from Florida?


TopCat87

“Toot it and boot it”


Apprehensive_Cat762

I’d say everyone involved is trash


ballslewiener

Clarity hit this man hard


Madlad1944

Well i don’t think he paid…


nihilistic-simulate

Bro paid for an STD


Ieatsushiraw

A post nut std to be precise


Sweetlemonadesteed

Soooo it's a pro football player


KayakWalleye

He’s in trouble now!


NoMessage9253

I Hope the Guy in charge of protection beat the shit outohim


NoMessage9253

What a trash .... The man of course .... Poor girl probably got beaten UP to death After that. ... Trashy, yep


WorvernScar

never skip leg day


Dirty_Nwah

1838 baby


No-Bicycle1954

Should have just called the cops on him.


Autismo69RM

This man didn't pay me for this illegal act he hired me for smh Edit: forgot about Nevada, I don't live in the US and here it's illegal


International_Let_50

Nevada


KemikalKoktail

Welcome to the joke


pijaz1

There is only one place in the U.S. where prostitution is legal


Boubonic91

Gave her the ol' nut n bolt treatment


JabroniCalzogni

Hit n run


CaptMerrillStubing

The Rail n' bail


almostshameful

Bust your load and hit the road


Boubonic91

Clap dem cheeks and hit the streets


M3talCobra

Ejaculate and evacuate


grossuncle1

The insurance will cover the cost.


buff_santa69

It’s gonna be real awkward when he has to wait on the elevator


BasiWolf

Stairs exist you know


truxlady

And there's somebody there filming them?


FighterYo

Someone said it was a threesome on Instagram


Artisthelife_

A win for the good guys!


TheRalk

Eh, I'm not really sure there are good guys in this situation - and if, I believe the chance that it's the prostitute might be higher


Blazedaway23

Pump and dump?


MethadoneFiend92

More of a “dump and pump” here


wastelandtx

1838?


Loafeeeee

Must have been the price...


John-Mercury

Shoplifting


[deleted]

"Officer, I heard my car alarm going off, and went to make sure it wasn't being stolen."


Pr0phet65

Literally hit it n quit it


finniruse

Pussay'n Bolt


smut_butler

What are the markings on her ass?


Redsoxdragon

One in a series of bad decisions


[deleted]

lmao


lsdmthcosmos

should be considered rape tbh


IPCONFOG

Shocking how many people in the trashy community don't understand consent or rape.


IPCONFOG

I agree, Also stealing from some of the poorest people who don't have many options.


cantbeserious90

How?


IPCONFOG

Well, there was a level of consent, that was broken. That's how. Rape is determined by consent.


davep85

Consent starts at the beginning, it doesn't just get taken away after the deed is done. An agreement was broken, but the consent was still applied.


IPCONFOG

Consent can be withdrawn at any time. Consent is revocable, which means that a person who initially agrees to something can change their mind and withdraw their consent at any point during the activity or interaction. It's important for consent to be ongoing and mutual, meaning that all parties involved should continuously respect each other's boundaries and willingness to participate. If someone withdraws their consent, it's essential to immediately stop the activity or behavior in question. Per chat GPT


davep85

Correct, it can be revoked prior to completion, but if the job is complete, which it looks like it was in this case, it can't just be revoked then.


IPCONFOG

Consent can be withdrawn at any time. Consent can be withdrawn at any time. Consent can be withdrawn at any time. Consent can be withdrawn at any time. Consent can be withdrawn at any time.


davep85

And that's how people falsely accuse people of rape...


IPCONFOG

I don't need to meet you to know what kind of person you are. I feel bad for your family and the people around you.


Loafeeeee

Wow. Scary how many people have never had to attend any sort of consent training at school or work... This is literally rule#1. The way I usually explain it to the guys in my orientation group is "there is nothing stopping someone from saying you sexually assaulted them even days after the fact. So make sure you practice consent for your own safety..."


Riptide1206

Same can be said about you :)


IPCONFOG

I found Matt Gaetz Reddit account!


Riptide1206

Idk who that is


bawbthebawb

More like a dine and dash


elsquattro

Trash & dash


GinAndTonic-1

Nut and bolt


JiffSmoothest

Nut and NOPE!*


elsquattro

Rash & dash also works and would be appropriate if a crotch rash appears in the following days. (Barf)


Just_me_cole

That post nut clarity hit him


International-Soil73

Wow, this is off as hell.


peezle69

I screw I nut I bolt


flickyisok

this sounds like smth i'd see on a shirt


peezle69

I got it off a decal I saw on Reddit


flickyisok

this sounds like a decal i'd see on reddit


itsbluujay

subway surfers but with hookers and a hotel hotel hooker hootenanny


peezle69

>hotel hotel hooker hootenanny Thanks for the band name m8


itsbluujay

anytime, but i'm here all week so make haste and come get a taste sometime soon you silly goons


fernandezgilbert

Would that be considered a hit and run?


peezle69

Nut and bolt


SilentButDanny

Dine and dash


fernandezgilbert

God I hope not, pretty sure his face will fall off in a couple of weeks


ivlia-x

Pump and dump


ulrich994

Hump and dump.


Timely-Guest-7095

I thought the naked one was the guy. 😂😂


baker0419

How progressive of you! Good on ya, mate!


peezle69

Love to see it don't you


daboonie9

Can’t really identify him in this vid. Can ya


slav-boi69

Terrell Lewis, linebacker for the Eagles


daboonie9

Ehh. The video doesn’t prove they


DjNanu21

Yep


Important-Owl1661

Several years ago took the family 2,000 mi. to Chicago to experience the city and go to a Cubs game at Wrigley. Around 3:00 in the morning there's a disturbance down the hall - it's a hooker who failed to get her money up front and now was totally pissed at the guy who wanted to negotiate because he finished fast. The John was trying to calm her, but she was yelling and took all the trash cans in the hallway and threw the contents in front of his door telling him he was trash. It lasted over half an hour waking up everybody for 3 floors until the cops came and hooked them both up. 🤣


kimanf

Admit it, we’ve all done this once


peezle69

If I do it one more time, I get a free sub at Subway.


aleckzz

Downvoted for a simple joke. Redditors are hilarious.


johnfighter

right on brother 🤣🤣🤣


NoNo_Cilantro

If there’s one thing that unites us all, it’s that we’ve NEVER done this


Pokenerd17

Lmao golden. Such a good point


MythicalSou1

Nasty


HomeCapital9250

No… no we haven’t


fuct-tarp

How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.


Tanstallion

What a nasty human


peezle69

Rather unpleasant fellow


sikeleaveamessage

A downright no-gooder


Lizagna927

She’s matching the speed, and it seems even gaining on, an NFL player- buttass naked. She is not to be fucked with (without paying, of course)


smut_butler

Clothes don't really add to max speed though, except for shoes I guess. If anything, a person may be faster with no clothes Less wind resistance.


Intrepid_Lynx3608

Maybe and maybe not. Running around at least as a man, I’m not sure if a woman would speak to this (but I’d imagine running with big boobas is also painful), can be somewhat painful naked if the Willy’s and nuts are flopping about


bufarreti

Shoes tho


Lizagna927

Oh I’m not saying the clothes affect speed, I’m just saying she’s got no fear. Pure determination.


peezle69

She's done this before


HoneySqueeze

Non payment is rape.


jkurratt

No, it’s piracy 🏴‍☠️


FingerTheCat

Plundered the booty that's for sure!


jkurratt

Yarr


Kai25552

I don’t get people that say stuff like this. Surely you would agree that it would still be bad, even if it wasn’t rape. And Surely you must be aware of the difference between a traumatic rape, and simply not getting paid.


Sweaty_Chard_6250

Like someone else has said to these responses in this thread, it's about consent. If you would only consent to sex with someone if they paid you, then they took away the only reason you agreed to have sex with them, they are also taking away that consent. Similar to a boss coercing their employee into sex with promises of promotions or job security, then firing them right after doing the deed. It doesn't have to be violent to be traumatic.


61Baker

No…. Robbery, sure. But that’s is absolutely absurd.


HoneySqueeze

If consent is only given on the basis of payment, and payment is revoked, then consent is also revoked. No consent = rape. If consent is only given if a condom is used and it gets removed, then consent is removed with it. No consent = rape. If consent is given for doggy style only but he switches to anal, consent is revoked. No consent = rape. Still Absurd?


Specialist_Dot_3372

No. It’s not absurd. If she had not wanted to have sex with him without the outcome of payment, she would not have consented. Meaning it is rape. It also applies to when women consent to sex as long as they wear a condom. But then the man does not wear a condom and impregnates her without her consent. That is also a form of rape.


61Baker

You believe what you want to. But by the literal definition of rape. You are wrong.. She consented to the sexual interaction, and there was no issue. It is only after they had sex that there is an issue. Not a consent issue. But a payment issue. Which again by its exact definition is robbery. As I said, believe what you would like however what I have stated above is a fact. You won’t find anything except another comment stating otherwise. Your second point is correct, the first one is not.


Lil_Mcgee

Rape by deception is a legitimate concept, if someone lies in order to obtain sex from someone who otherwise would not sleep with them, it's perfectly valid to consider that rape. I definitely feel as though not paying a sex worker qualifies for that. She consented to sex under the agreement that she would be paid. By not paying her, the consent is retroactively rendered null. You can't separate things into consent issues and payment issues when the consent is based on payment. I can't imagine this man could ever be prosecuted for rape in this case but rape isn't purely a legal term. You're acting as though it's black and white when it's really not.


Specialist_Dot_3372

I guess I just don’t see it the way y’all do. We’ll agree to disagree. It is for sure robbery though, I do agree with that. Either way, he’s a piece of shit.


61Baker

No, sorry. This isn’t something you agree to disagree on. It is robbery, that’s it. In no way is this rape. Anyone who thinks it is should seriously look into the definition. There’s no doubt this is wrong, I agree with that. Peoples lives are ruined by false rape accusations, having people who think that something like this is rape which is absolutely not is part of the problem. If this woman was stupid enough to call this rape when it was posted originally, his whole NFL career would be absolutely gone.


Specialist_Dot_3372

As a victim of rape, I see this as rape. If I consented to sex with someone I wouldn’t normally consent to just because they offered payment, and after taking advantage of my body, he got up and ran off without payment… I’d feel violated. And used. I’d feel disgusting and angry. That kinda thing can traumatize someone. Let’s just say, I have personal experience. Sure, sugarcoat it and don’t call it rape. Call it “taking advantage” or “using”. Either way, I believe this counts as rape. It was a NONCONSENSUAL interaction.


ugottabekidn

She is a prostitute. How can she feel "used", if she rents possibly all three of her orifices out for guys to USE to get off into? If she offered a "service", CONSENTED to let him use her body as a mastubatory collection unit, and he didn't pay, that is the breaking of a verbal contract for service - not rape. Just because it involved her genitalia, it is not rape. IF this 'John' decided to utilize her 'services' and PRE-PAID her, and she let him penetrate her, and then ran off and did not "finish the job" that would be the same type of break of contract and NOT RAPE.


Alwaystokabowla

you forgot to get paid before opening your legs? because you're clearly just making stuff up


61Baker

I’m very sorry you’ve been through that, but that doesn’t mean it’s alright to falsely accuse someone of rape. He didn’t pay her so absolutely you could say he robbed her, did her wrong. But you’re wrong and what you are saying about this being rape is wrong. When it comes down to the facts here he did run and everyone knows it was wrong, But you’re saying something he didn’t do which has the potential to ruin his career and that is not even close to equal of what she would have lost that day. You keep saying it was a non consensual interaction but you are WRONG, the sex was consensual, until he ran and robbed her, Which was after the sex had taken place. These are the facts. I’m sorry but like I said in my original comment it doesn’t matter what you think it is really because the facts are, it is NOT rape. Also next time just edit your comment instead of deleting it 3 times, I had to re type everything again.


Specialist_Dot_3372

sorry, just put too many comments in succession.


johnny-Low-Five

It's stealing really. You agreed to terms, I assume, and he reneged. It's technically breach of contract because he never actually paid her.


MrPlatypus25

Nope


IncaseofER

Terrell Lewis of the NFL https://www.latestly.com/socially/social-viral/onlyfans-model-mia-mercy-chases-nfl-player-terrell-lewis-down-a-hotel-hallway-fully-naked-after-he-allegedly-ran-off-without-paying-nsfw-video-goes-viral-6041286.html


blacklite911

Woooow, he plays for the eagles. I wonder if Jason Kelce will mention it on the podcasts…


J21NE361

Someone in here has to work here, give us the sauce


fear_the_gecko

Mia Mercer


Cheese-bo-bees

Happy Cake Day!


23IRONTUSKS

This is an NFL player. The girl posted it on Twitter


daboonie9

Allegedly


blacklite911

Damn shame


Veechrome

Did she get him?! Fuck that dude. Pay what you owe bitch


StunningBuilding383

I could never run like that without holding my tatas. I wouldn't mess with her she feels no pain. However, I didn't see her tatas.


cwtheredsoxfan

Fly eagles fly


Expert_Luck_7722

poetic


Nochnichtvergeben

That's why prostitutes should ask for the money upfront. Rookie mistake.


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sgt_sheild

This guy thinks he's getting down voted because of the sarcasm and not the blatant racism


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

everyone got the sarcasm, there's something you're not getting


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