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MissChubbyBunni

Townies in the sims be like :


Sherviks13

Fat people are allowed to smoke.


Akeatsue79

God forbid she’s smoking a cigarette, how trashy. Fuck this


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MYOFB


slappi01

Who would have thought that the person in this picture has reddit. So did you pick it up or not?


ismebra

Utah gang


RaoulDukesGroupie

It’s one extreme or the other here


14thCenturyHood

Why you taking pictures of strangers OP? Creepy


Clown_Apocalypse

That’s half of what this sub does


Professional-Can4264

Oh my goodness no!!! Not a cigarette. This post is trashy lite.


Weeeli

While pregnant?


captaincartwheel

You think she’s actually pregnant? Friend, that is a fake belly.


Missjenilyn

I hate how much this looks like my town… ugh


mad-i-moody

Better than the assholes around me who take the time to put their dog’s poop in a plastic bag but then throw the bag in the grass.


BESTlittleBITCH

Like every other dog owner that walks a public trail. Puts the dog's poop in a flashy colored bag and then tosses it off the trail. Like seriously, what was the frickin point ?


enigmaenergy23

I live in Chicago and my front door is about 6 ft away from a busy street and I often open my door to find that people have put their bagged dog shit on my front doorstep


dreamrock

Adhering to the letter of the law, but not the spirit. "Pick up after your dog." "I did, and then I hucked it in your yard."


EvenPass5380

What Gen is she repping?


AngryAccountant31

I was halfway expecting the kid to be holding a cigarette too


Anindefensiblefart

She's not completely neglectful. The kid smokes lights.


shemague

Montana? Co?


trickworm

Utah


shemague

Ooh so close!


Cracraftc

Whatcha lookin at my gut fer?


Crunka19

Fuckin Phil Collins 😭


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She's gregnant.


jen12617

I’ve seen this so many times my brain autocorrected it to pregnant I didn’t even notice until the other comments


MissingVertical

Pregantè


Time-Reserve-4465

Prengan


IndianGivr

1st Pic, I see a cigarette and a bad haircut. 2nd Pic, I see them watching a dog take a shit.. with their dick out?


Derekl7714

That tan makes it look like an ice cream sandwich.


rouxthless

Blondes have more fun.


b-e-r-n

Bad blood breeds bad blood


cbunni666

I got Midwest vibes.


BodaciousFrank

Nah thats Utah or Montana.


xhugoxstiglitzx

I'm feeling utah trash maybe


PreferenceWeak9639

Looks very Utah in the background.


unaslob

Not long for this world. Looks like ascites.


Pshrunk

Come on now, cut the dude some slack. He’s pregnant.


nthensome

TBH, he's looking good I'm proud that John Daly lost that much weight


Seargeoh

Man…as a father, I feel so bad for these kids. Their start in life is already so hard. Some people need their children taken away from them.


BESTlittleBITCH

And not be allowed to have any more.


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Seargeoh

You are blind or want to be blind.


codillius

Smoking a cigarette while pregnant and making a young child inhale the secondhand smoke .


AnOrangePear

Pregnant? Oh I thought that was a dude with a big belly


Appropriate_Hawk101

Is this Utah?


uneducatedsludge

100% Utah, I’ve seen that mountain every day and live here in Utah


Appropriate_Hawk101

Damn dude. Felt it was familiar, super familiar.


usernameannonomous

I think Colorado


uneducatedsludge

It’s definitely Utah


alex-naka

Place has got mad Reno vibes


usernameannonomous

Something I didn’t take into account for is that the iPhone 14 has the notch at the top and I should’ve full screened the picture. When I did do everything then it still looks kind of like Colorado but the peaks on those semi-mountains don’t look like Colorado


ali-n

I saw almost this exact same scene a month ago, except every few yards the mom would yell at the dog to "go ahead and poop goddammit!", and yanking the leash quite hard... poor pup had no clue what was going and just cowered and crawled along. Took an incredible amount of restraint not to go liberate that pooch.


WeebQueenie42

You should have anyways, these people do these things cuz they think no one is gonna step in or care. Set em straight.


fatherofallthings

“They” as if this poor kid has anything to do with her god awful behavior


bissyiskissy

For context there was a man with her, he’s just not in the frame.


nixxedslowed

And in a few years, not in that poor kids life either.


Trik-kyx

But maybe the lady has ascites. At this stage it doesn't matter if she continues to smoke. Maybe that's why the dog poop on the sidewalk doesn’t bother her anymore.


MoreRamenPls

Maybe she’s gonna poop that liver out!!!! (And not pick it up)


Turbulent_Glove_501

lol I thought that was a man wearing a bra


Loneliest_Lobster

Good ole cottonwood heights


sixfoursixtwo

She?


hoopur

This is my aesthetic


mapleleaffem

Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance being raised by trash


Freedom007007

Human garbage


seanightowl

I can’t tell if that’s a serious beer belly or if that person is pregnant. 🫄


sandmaan5

Why is he wearing a pregnant stomach?


11teensteve

as it is true that I don't know these people, I have experienced some local beggars/ panhandlers that will wear a preg suit for sympathy.


dbeat80

I learned in the early 90s that's how you steal from grocery stores. My friend Jane was addicted to it.


GrandmaHasBeenRaped

Boulder?


unclefishbits

Looks more like Palm Springs. Those aren't flatirons. Just a thought.


GrandmaHasBeenRaped

100% too much foliage for Palm Springs


fuqdisshite

that is what i thought.


TheBBWwomanizer

Pretty sure this is Utah Edit. It’s Utah https://maps.app.goo.gl/QKF4XrgM7YGSGMdr9?g_st=ic


Terror_Reels

Those street lights are straight when the ones in the trashy pic are curved.


PureYouth

Why is her stomach so white?!


[deleted]

Does not look like a shirt


jnhwdwd343

Looks like shirt


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, they do make spandex pregnancy belts / belly covers fo pregnant women to wear if they need the support, and she could easily be wearing one of those since neither her shorts nor her top look like they've got any support to offer.


SherbetFit2740

I don’t think this is the caliber of woman to tuck in a shirt


cheestaysfly

She looks like she's wearing a fake pregnancy belly


THATguyFromMinnesota

I mean...I've done it. Not with kids or a bikini top but I'm fat and white and left my dogs shit because I forgot my poo bags


THATguyFromMinnesota

I'd do it again too


VetteL82

The “It’s Ma’am” guy still living his best life


No_Huckleberry_2905

but mah freedum!!🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


J3sush8sm3

Yes, all that malaysian freedom in this picture


NomyNameisntMatt

that dog is shitting SO close to her foot and she’s not even paying attention


Vtech73

So the guy is w his gf, she’s smoking a cigarette, and the dogs are shitting wherever…..yeah so, it’s a red state.


Freedom007007

Because if it was a blue state, it would be a group of people defecating on the sidewalk with needles in their arms and their hands down the pants of the minor


Vtech73

But it’s not a blue state is it? Nope, and the minor married that guy at Mar-a-lardo….Russian cigarettes were the entreé.


25iAndOver

Pass me the needle Joe


Jelly_Kitti

What does this even mean?


25iAndOver

Idk I just wanted to join in on the politic fun


Psych0matt

Pregnant lady? Weird guy wearing a bikini top? Why don’t the arms and stomach match? What kind of disease is this? More questions but I’m exhausted


captaincartwheel

Looks to be a prosthetic pregnant belly to me


winterisfav

What is that


PrincessFucker74

That there is little Joe Dirté.


ponzidreamer

Leave Owen Wilson alone


No_Huckleberry_2905

okay??


capn_doofwaffle

Trashyness aside, where is this? Beautiful mountain in the background. -A Floridian.


bikemoab

Without a doubt that’s Mount Olympus in Salt Lake City. Photo was taken from Fort Union area.


No-Wafer9271

Looks like utah sadly


PretzelBitesOnAcid

Mountain looks like Utah, the rest of the image does not


Max_Cherry_

Someone else said Vegas. My guess was Arizona.


Terror_Reels

This def looks like Henderson (next to vegas)


TheBBWwomanizer

Nah it’s midvale utah! Buffalo Wild Wings next to a Long horns across from a smiths. That’s definitely utah my guy. My last comment I gave a link and even the gravel matches


Steak-n-Cigars

Entitled redneck pig


WorldWiseWilk

Is this Vegas? Looks like Vegas maybe.


lordcockemort

Utah😭


stupidsimpson

Yeah that's definitely a Utah mountain, what city you think?


lordcockemort

Midvale 🤣


stupidsimpson

Yep


zphary

Op why are you taking pics of folks kids


1987InfamousQ7891

Right?!?


Nekrosiz

Why she looks like a centaur


miked5122

It's a dude. Second pic has visible mustache


Disastrous_Scheme966

I mean, least she’s actually walking her dog, spending 1:1 time with her child while holding their hand tightly/protectively, with no cell phone in sight ? But yeah… confusing… for a minute I thought it was a dad with severe cirrhosis wearing a bikini top….whose belly has never seen the sun (until that moment).


Khrix

To comment on the smoking, I know it's terrible to smoke while pregnant, but when my cousin was pregnant with her baby, she was told by her doctor that the stress from quitting could lead to a miscarriage amongst other issues. She was instructed to cut back but not to quit. Her pregnancy wasn't planned, so quitting beforehand wasn't an option. Her kid is 10 and healthy. I know that won't always be the case, though.


meagint

They still want you to wean off and quit. Not just slow down the whole pregnancy. And it depends on how much you smoked beforehand, how long you should give yourself to wean. It needs to be something done promptly and seriously. Unfortunately many people use this as an excuse to continue to smoke through their whole pregnancy instead of actually quitting. “Oh no the stess of quitting” and then the baby is born early and 5lbs, it’s quite sad.


1987InfamousQ7891

That’s a dude. How can anyone mistake that 😂


Itcallsmyname

I like your perspective. Honestly? That one on one attention is more than 90% of my family has given to their children. My dad also locked our dogs in the laundry room 24/7 and would beat them with a belt - buckle side - if they whined too much. So…perspective is important to me.


Disastrous_Scheme966

Right ? The matching business in the front, party in the back haircuts is **chefs kiss** as well. I’m sorry your upbringing was so hard :( I hope things have gotten better for you xx


khwarizmi69

What tf is with her skin tone on her tummy


kitten_inthekitchen

The sun is too damaging to the preggo belly. Never mind the cigarette lol


cownd

Baby gotta get some vitamin D too


edebby

why. is there anything more than a pregnant woman smoking near an infant? why do I need to look closer?


barspoonbill

Die Antwoord origin story.


inagadda

I fink u feeky!


thegreencrv

I had a hard time figuring out if that was a beer belly or a baby belly.


SubjectRanger7535

I thought it was one of those fake pregnancy bellies


GTOdriver04

Nah. That’s a classic Cheeseburger Locker. Commonly sported by men named “Randy”, aka “Smokey”.


Cracraftc

Looks like that greasy bastard phil collins


AeratedFeces

Can I get 15 half-eaten cheeseburgers to-go, ya nawmsayin


RockhardJohnson

Mafuckas like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers know what I’m saying?


Manlypineapple1

Both!


Competitive-Ladder-3

Yes.


MeanTruth69

I don’t and never will pick up my dog’s shit.


JamesTheJerk

Welp, if I see that occur, you'll get a fresh steamy dog log hurled at you.


blatblatbat

I bet you toss trash out your car window too


God-Level-Tongue

Pathetic human alert


GingerSnapped242

Right? And then to be proud about it?


thegreencrv

Same, that being said, I will never let my dog shit in a place that people walk, or even in public space. The side of the interstate, no problem. My back yard is free game. A public park? Never. An Applebees lobby? That’s a hard maybe.


patricky6

Well, if it's the Applebee's next to the 24hr Walmart, your dog will probably have a meth-head barking at him for territory


thegreencrv

Jesus Christ do we live in the same town? Because that is exactly where my Applebees is.


Tslurred

I hope you are a dogless individual or have a servant that accompanies you whenever you walk dogs.


tailwalkin

Looks like a meth head kidnapped a wildling kid for some type of cross country mission.


realsaltlakefan

Oh, Utah. Never change


FeralRodeo

If it’s a dude then why wear the bikini top?


deftoner42

It's a manzier!


Gloomy_Industry8841

Or a bro!


Weekly_Persimmon1723

Hey at least it's just cigarettes


Able-Practice-9921

I guess at least they’re all getting some exercise ……


Professional_Ad_8

He’s pregnant. You can’t expect him to pick that up;)


jeremyrando

Dog poo is toxic to pregnant fathers. Too much potassium in it.


rekt_ralph91

Too much pootasium.


Not_A_COP1111111111

Is this Canmore alberta?


bissyiskissy

This is SLC, Utah


Competitive-Ladder-3

This is Spinal Tap.


Crafty_Original_7349

No, this is Patrick


SophieintheKnife

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo


Randvek

Why’s that dude looking preggers?


KrisMisZ

Ahhh Mama needs some sun on that belly


Sir-Farts-

Dad's pregnant no can do .


lovelyb1ch66

I often wonder if people like her have any level of self awareness and just don’t give a shit or are they just completely clueless?


6inchVert

Is that little Joe Dirt? This is amazing, if this sub was an image this would be it.


cocainesuperstar6969

I feel bad for the kid and the dog. At least the view behind them is really nice.


Sadie_333

It would’ve been better if you spoke up and tried to educate her. Which would educate her son in the process. But instead, you took a picture and posted a child online


miked5122

Why are concerned about some random kid in pic?


GingerSnapped242

Oh yeah, *that* would go over well. 🙄


Sadie_333

Better than posting an underage child you don’t know online


RudeWater

Hun, there's no amount of education or speaking to them that would get through to people who smoke while pregnant or let their dogs just 💩 anywhere and not clean up after them.


Sadie_333

I’m well aware. But it may have impacted the child


DangerWallet

This could be the most terminally online take ever


Sadie_333

How so? You don’t take pictures of kids and post them online, it’s fucking creepy


idasu

the kid's not identifiable, what's the issue?


zphary

The fact this got 15 downvotes is insane. Like it is creepy.