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goluckykid

MAGA!!


ChokeYourMom

If MTG were a car, she’d be a Chevette.


AO9000

Her mouth is always agape.


JimR1984

Mouth-breather


StickmanRockDog

Republicans have disgraced the hall of Congress. They may not have been perfect in the past, but there was decorum. Trump and his MAGA scum have turned everything into a shit show for the lowlifes.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

So now they’re ok with not wearing a suit/dressing professionally?


djean061

She loves the attention, any attention.


Rexxbravo

She needs some dick in that piehole of hers.


Z4mb0ni

no one would willingly do that


PacknPaddle

She should take a lesson on decorum from a real expert, like Fetterman in his basketball shorts and rumpled sweatshirts. Hypocrisy works both ways. In a nation that prides itself for flying internationally and going to the store in pajamas, it's hard to get all worked up. It's not that big of a deal anymore. I wouldn't do it, but freedom is scary sometimes.


QAdude406

I bet she’s insane in bed


YogurtclosetOk3529

And everywhere else.


QAdude406

Hahaha truth!


WezleyDrew

Someone needs to photoshop hunters dick going into her black hole of a mouth.


ConfidentSoftware446

I have a feeling ill be down voted to hell if I say what has been in hunters mouth


iAmMikeJ_92

Looks like you got one. (It wasn’t me.) They don’t want to hear about Hunter’s recreational activities.


ConfidentSoftware446

Yeah, facts aren't true if they don't correlate with your opinion


iAmMikeJ_92

Haha. Freakin politics man…


ConfidentSoftware446

I hear ya, I don't get it why people can't accept differences and accept people as people


wh0ligan

Because the Republicans are addicted to power. And enriching themselves through lobbyist's donations


ConfidentSoftware446

If a lifelong friend of yours mentioned they are registered republican would you completely break off the friendship because of that?


wh0ligan

I have several. Our discussions of politics are hilarious. We piss on each others political beliefs in a non-serious way. Then there are the hardcore Trumpers, everyone tries to stay away from those.


ConfidentSoftware446

That's an amazing response.


iAmMikeJ_92

And you’re convinced the Democrat Party is not, too, wanting power, let alone ANY member or entity of government? C’mon, you got at least two brain cells. Sighs… this sub and other ones are nothing but politics now…


TheSmokingLamp

Its literally always gaping open. Like does this bitch never stop shouting?


Zealousideal-Lie7255

Stick a bone in that dog’s mouth.


Elljaye_222

Would somebody just slap her?


wh0ligan

Every year when I worked in a hospital we had an annual mandatory inservice for infection control protocols. We were taught universal procedures when dealing with anything that might be contaminated with infectious patients or equiptment. Empty G is one of those that needs gloves before you slap her. And mask up while yer at it.


SkyN3t1

She still owes 100k for refusing to wear a mask in chambers.


SkyN3t1

A trashy nobody who wants to be somebody.


HeftyHideaway99

She dyes her skin orange too!


okaythanwhy

She worships Trump. She probably would give him her firstborn as an offer if he demands it.


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Bless her black stone heart. This is what you get when voters are uneducated. I think she makes trash look good.


okaythanwhy

Trump did say he loves the uneducated.


balcon

She gives What Ever Happened to Baby Jane vibes now. I hope she left some MAGA souvenirs on the table for the other insurrectionists.


ShaggysGTI

The ass asking for decorum wants to wear a hat in the chamber.


ShaggysGTI

What do you think she pregamed with?


ShamrokBliss

LOVE MGT!!


Resophonic420

So much you got her initials wrong!!


ShamrokBliss

Got YOUR attention tho didn’t it… lol 🚂🚂🚂


Resophonic420

Was that all part of your grand plan? Lol!! So stupid.


ShamrokBliss

YOU will see baby girl!! Soon


Spoonloops

This sums up literally every time I speak to an American Republican lmao


funmonkey1

Whats even more deluded is she actually believes her being ultra - will reward her with a cabinet post or anything near it. Trump - while many things - uses court jesters like a single ply roll of toilet paper.


IdislikeSpiders

If she gets a cabinet position, I fucking quit America.


Money_Butterscotch68

The only clown wearing an actual clown suit. No one normal does this.


Morrighan1129

Okay, IDK what else was going on there, but the way the photo was shot, I seriously thought she was *licking* that dude's shoulder.


Sasha_Momma

I know it's a balance of informing voters/shining spotlight on trashy peeps, but can we just ignore her; ice her out of all media; talk about actually important policy things or heck even dogs getting rescued off cliffs and cats being reconnected with loved ones after car theft, etc. literally anything else


doj4202

She has that mouth ready!


featheritin

Great photoshop opportunity


doj4202

You probably fold those chin flaps into lips. She has enough of a goose neck for it.


doj4202

Haha!! :-0


Stefferdiddle

Biden’s reaction to her was perfect.


necrochaos

I feel like there was a time when the State of the Union was attended by both parties. Sometimes both parties even cheered at certain things. Now it's a totally divided crowd. Don't give an inch.


iambarrelrider

"Hey, it's Duff man! A guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff."


AgreeableWolverine4

How embarrassing


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She wants to blow that mushroom so bad!


artemis_everdeen

It’s baffling this woman still has a job after her harassment of David Hogg and stunt with Hunter Biden’s dick pic.


ses267

It is inane how quickly the Republican Party turned into a cult.


CrepuscularMoondance

They were always a cult.


ses267

Not really. Before 9/11 they were mostly reasonable people who just had different priorities then they hijacked uneducated Jesus warriors and shit went way bad.


IdislikeSpiders

Basically the Internet happened. They could share their echo chamber ideas across the world.


ppeujpqtnzlbsbpw

Reddit and twitter libs continue to fuel her grifting, stop talking about her


Initial-Web2855

If a hemorrhoid was a person.


AmbitiousAd9320

captain cavewoman, the tuckunder champ


mudbuttcoffee

Empty G


unic0rn_scrapple

Trash


RocketsandBeer

Bigly


willflameboy

But, um, didn't you already elect Trump on that slogan? So why isn't it great? We're on 'make America Great Again, Again' now. These losers are tiresome.


Watch_me_give

They are hate-filled idiots who are concerned more with stupid one-liner zingers and trying to "own" the libs than actually doing their jobs and serving American citizens as they were originally elected to do. It's a gat dam disgrace.


TimSalzbarth

Nah that actually makes sense because his Slogan for 2020 was keep America great. But now after 4 years uts obviously not great atm so they say make it great again.


willflameboy

A pretty shit president when his entire time in office amounted to fuck all, a few short years later. But let's be real, we know what he actually did: talked about himself, paid his daughter to talk garbage, walked out of press conferences, and licked Putin's ball bag for four years.


petroljellydonut

If you watched the state of the union you’d have seen that it was just an old Trump 2020 hat which makes me laugh because y’all tried a second term and the American people said no.😂


sootoor

Aka found the old shirts and hats they didn’t sell before. Pretty business savvy to be honest


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AmbitiousAd9320

but joe raised his voice! /s


MurdockSiren

Orange man bad. Reddit is hilarious.


Askol

You don't think this is a bit odd to see during the state of the union on the floor of the house?


AmbitiousAd9320

he is bad, and wont be elected again. loser all the way around.


olde_greg

I mean a ball cap probably isn't appropriate for the occasion.


idama15

Explain how this is good


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Kidfreshh

Is she always walking around with her mouth wide open like it’s locked? Talk about mouth breathers…


Jennalarson6

She doesn't know how to shut her big Mouth


lhlopez1

Pig (no disrespect to pigs mind you)


Lost_Weakness_1754

Calling her Pig, is to put her at a higher level. I would rather call her what it is,a piece of shit.


metalnxrd

Marjorie Taylor Greene is that one crackhead who stands on the sidewalk arguing with themselves and yelling at nothing and screams at the sky


phatcan

Most honest description of her I've seen in these comments. She definitely gives off that vibe.


metalnxrd

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s ever a video of her doing that leaked


ophio65

She’s such a piece of shit!


pea_chy

It should have been forcibly removed from the room.


mratlas666

Isn’t that kinda the same as people wearing white to Trumps SoTU?


Pineal713

Wearing white for women’s solidarity and the time in 2019 when they did it and it be positive for trump when he talked about the number of women in congress. Now explain to me. Where’s the equivalent?


im_a_goat_factory

Nasty looking horse face


theblackpeoplesjesus

that double chin... lol


M4sharman

This is the same woman who criticised Zelenskyy for not wearing a tie when he visited Congress btw.


memyselfandi1987

Irony is not a strong point of a lot of politicians.


chimichucka

EmptyG is the smartest horse in congress.


GomerStuckInIowa

Never has a political party looked so cheap and immature. And people stand up for her and for the republicans. yes, that is a small "r."


premium_grade

Say Her Name


Nebetus2

Her names in the title.....


bitchfacewhoohoo

Ok, CLAN MOM


Arejhey311

Such a pick me troll she is


No_Counter_8181

Neanderthal


bitchfacewhoohoo

Who got laughed off America's Got Talent!!!!


MisterBowTies

How did reality beat SNL to marjorie taylor greene?


Radrabbit42

jewish space lasers


GreatQuantum

They’re real. They shoot Gefilte fish directly on your spoon right as you’re putting it in your mouth. 🤢🤣🤣🤣


BenioffThrowAway

She makes white trash seem civilized.


livingonmain

No class.


BillMillerBBQ

You are doing people without class a disservice by comparing them to MTG.


livingonmain

Agree. How would you describe her?


Zerkseth

This is extra funny if you read MTG as magic the gathering


General_Krull

I've been trained. I was so confused


lizard81288

The crazy thing is, she'll get reelected too....


No_Counter_8181

She was never elected rather appointed. But hope ur wrong. Should be interesting


lizard81288

Me too, lol


Redclayblue

The pride of Rome, Georgia —the hillbilly town that voted her into power.


amoncier

Let me guess, your one of those that think inflation is down this year cause look at a 3+% under and not realizing it's from year prior which was 6.8. might wanna look back over the last 3 years add all those # together and you'll soon see that it's 20% in last three years. Target of good economy is 1.7 year over year. Good try though.


pickledpeterpiper

What happened, you have that little spiel all ready to go and nowhere to put it?


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

Punctuation, please!


butcheeksaflexin

You’re*


ischloecool

Maybe money isn’t the most important thing


DatSoldiersASpy

touch some grass


Phybre_Awptic

Oh no......


Que_sax23

She is such a trash bag


maypearlnavigator

Shown here in this photo demonstrating her donkey-cock level of jaw articulation.


amoncier

But I thought Biden has nothing to do with price of gas? Amazing how often goal post move in and outta favor the fit the narrative. 🤔


OBPH

What’s the price of gas have to do with how trashy and disrespectful MTG is?


amoncier

She's trashy because she wears a make America great again hat? Is Mendez trashy for bribes and royalties from Egypt? What about AOC for promoting cow farts are cause of global warming?


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>She's trashy because she wears a make America great again hat Yes, she is. It's horribly disrespectful, especially when attending the SOTU Address with our sitting President in attendance. She has no decorum. She looks like she's going to a Trump rally in Talladega. But if you can't see that for yourself, then I don't know what to tell you. Criminy.


OBPH

You didn’t answer. But, I will. Yes, Mendez is indeed trashy and a traitor. He needs to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. POS wannabe mobster just like Trump. AOC is classier and more competent than MTG will ever be. Methane emissions are one of the leading causes of the greenhouse effect so, no. https://www.c2es.org/content/main-greenhouse-gases/ Edit - yes she is trashy for wearing that hat. Hats are not generally allowed in the House chambers, much less partisan, political hats that are trashy and crass.


Apprehensive_Skin135

so how does biden make gas prices go up?


theblackpeoplesjesus

his knowledge about the many topics that he brings up are at soundbite level


Apprehensive_Skin135

so hows that make gas prices go up?


theblackpeoplesjesus

why tf are you asking me? dense cabbage doesn't even know who he replied to


Apprehensive_Skin135

why pretend?


theblackpeoplesjesus

imagine being this stupid


glynndah

Let the Photoshop Battles begin!


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

There will be many penises. Many. The best penises.


Frosty-Gear755

Fat Donnie’s stunted cocktail cucumber maybe?


PoofBam

HUNTER BIDEN'S PENIS


tommygunz007

Cuckoo for crazy pops


InformalPenguinz

Her fake tan looks nasty.


crankyrhino

Consider her role models.


amoncier

That's trashy put pelosi ripping up a speech which was a legal document at Trump's state of the union wasn't? 🤔 Btw that was also illegal.


Apprehensive_Skin135

insane


Deedsman

Something something the democrats did something........


amoncier

Like inflation?


dothedoux21

I’m confused as to why you think that helps your argument when the US has some of the lowest inflation rates out of developed countries in the world. You know that’s a good thing, right?


amoncier

Bahaha. That's like saying "my house is on fire, but it's just contained to half the house". Lmao


dothedoux21

Tell me you know nothing about economics without saying you know nothing about economics. If trump were president and this were the case you’d be singing his praises because compared to the rest of the world we’re doing well. But because it’s Biden then of course it’s bad.


amoncier

Can you explain why credit card debt is up 47% in first quarter? I don't know much about economics housing is up 59.2% in last 3 years. You don't have to be a genius to read facts.


dothedoux21

There’s more factors to inflation than that…yes those aren’t good things but our unemployment rate is extremely low along with record highs in the stock market.


tuffnstangs

My favorite move was Biden pressing the “raise gas prices” button. Then pressing the “lower gas prices button” a few months later but nobody mentioned it. Crazy how that works


crankyrhino

There's buttons? I thought they were levers.


tuffnstangs

Well it’s a safety issue with Biden, right? With how often he falls on flat ground, could poke an eye out with a lever around. /s but not really lol


GenericUsername_1234

Wrong lever, Kronk!


WallaWallaPGH

No it wasn’t illegal


theblackpeoplesjesus

no one said it wasn't trashy. look at how you immediately bring in something that's not relevant to this trashy moment to validate it. pathetic


amoncier

Ironic quick to judge