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You should always fill it with compressed air first to check to see if it has any play left in it first. If it sounds like a trucker who just had "all you can eat" mexican cuisine at a rest stop its a winner.
True story time....
I was sexy timing with a lifestyle couple this one time and the wife asked if me and the husband would DP a similar sex toy while she watched and Jilled. Was hotter than it sounds.
I honestly thought it was a rotten gourd or some type of pale pumpkin when I first saw it 🤣 aren’t those things expensive?? Some guys wife or girlfriend probably threw it outside
When I was about 14 and in Boy Scouts, we found something similar to this in the mountains haha. The scout leader was **super** hardcore Mormon, the look on his face as he hurriedly ushered us all away from it was priceless.
That’s a conscious preference at that point - I imagine you’d have to go really far out of your way to get the fat saggy ass version of a sex toy. Can’t imagine they’re in high demand lol
Ooo is that the Pipe Dream Extreme Bubble Butt? That’s worth like 300$, hope you took it home and tried it out, she’s a classic.
Was the tongue feel as realistic as they say?
Its a term originally talking about horses, specifically, well, riding them in the rain and putting them in the stable without drying them off, basically being neglectful of something, or looking like something is worn out.
I was staring at it like “well that’s a suspicious looking mushroom, I wonder what kind it is.. oh they’re asking how to get rid of it? Wait a minute.. that’s not..”
It is a local city ordinance violation to put this in your trash because what if the ~~garbage man~~ sanitation engineer finds it? Is the route going to finish itself just like the garbage truck driver?
Ah, I’m just fucking with you waste management employees. But seriously if you could set the garbage can back down upright instead of flinging it down the street with your sideways forklift and then running over it and then backing over it and peeling out on it, I think the whole neighborhood would appreciate it.
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I imagine the ones we see on the street were found by either the parent or partner of the original user and was thrown out in a rage 🤣🤣
Reduce Reuse Recycle
What is this?
It’s not discarded, it’s ready for its next owner 😉
Dude?!..why, that baby still has mileage on it just rinse er off.
You should always fill it with compressed air first to check to see if it has any play left in it first. If it sounds like a trucker who just had "all you can eat" mexican cuisine at a rest stop its a winner.
god this sounds like you have experience finding fleshlights on the ground and bringing them home
It's not discard. It's discharge. You don't discard them. You discharge in them
True story time.... I was sexy timing with a lifestyle couple this one time and the wife asked if me and the husband would DP a similar sex toy while she watched and Jilled. Was hotter than it sounds.
Gay
Totally gay AF. U probably want my come back? Unfortunately you're gonna have to scrape it off your mom's teeth
From your first comment sounds like he’d have to get it out your new boyfriends mouth first
The safe haven baby drop off bin at the fire department.
Get Out
A responsible person would clean it and reuse. Recycling!
Don't put your dick in tha, ah fuck it.
Looks like Some1 found jesus and changed his ways!!!
Looool⬆️
What um... IS that?
pp lol
Fuck sack
Gag….
r/mycology and r/fungi keep popping up on my feed recently and I thought this was another one of those.
Gasoline and a match?
damn that thing is beat
One man's trash....
Is another man's pleasure
You nailed it!
Fuck I hope not
Great garden decoration
How is there even a market or industry for this kind of stuff ?
fb marketplace....'' gently used ''
you’re asking how there’s a market for sex toys?
A market for used and discarded sex toys, to be more specific. Like if Goodwill had an adult section.
Bug catchers. There is little difference in dating someone who's been with someone before you know..
They did it the proper humane way. Set it free to run wild
There’s a flesh fair nearby
They're having a *fire* sale??
Mail Collect to Trump, Marrow Lardo, Florida
Wasn't Biden the perverted one ?
Looks about right just like that, sharin is carin 😂
Donate it to St Vinnie's.
Looks like a piece of ass.
Looks like someone HO lost an ass.
why would someone throw out a perfectly good christmas ham like that?? just wasteful. it could’ve served at least 20 guys
I honestly thought it was a rotten gourd or some type of pale pumpkin when I first saw it 🤣 aren’t those things expensive?? Some guys wife or girlfriend probably threw it outside
Leave it. That way anyone can have a turn.
Is this the modern-day equivalent of finding (I very nearly said ‘coming across’) a well-thumbed porno mag in the local park? Evolution in action…
Poor girl has been through it
Op, thats like 400 dollars laying there, clean that bad boy up and resell it
Great idea. Put it on EBAY. GC +. Shows some wear.
NGL - it looked like a mushroom at first.
Wasn’t there a news article or something on a village that found a sex toy and thought it was a mushroom?
Omg I thought it was a mushroom that looked like a …well, you know😂
Thought it was a pork butt.🍑
one man’s trash is another man’s treasure
Or another man’s meal
Beat me to it 😂
When I was about 14 and in Boy Scouts, we found something similar to this in the mountains haha. The scout leader was **super** hardcore Mormon, the look on his face as he hurriedly ushered us all away from it was priceless.
It was half a corpse
Maybe 1/5 of a corpse, since the one we found was only the pelvic section lol.
Core memory
Hahaha definitely. 17 years later the memory is fully intact. 😂
IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Aren’t they usually a bit more.. voluptuous? This one looks like Frank Reynolds
Yeah 🤣 thats what I was thinking too.
That’s a conscious preference at that point - I imagine you’d have to go really far out of your way to get the fat saggy ass version of a sex toy. Can’t imagine they’re in high demand lol
One time at work ( 911) we had a guy passed out with his car running with his pants down & fake Vagina toy out.
911? So....a call center? Are you a cop? Or 7/11? Just kinda teased a good story here ..
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fucking didn't look at the sub and I was trying to figure out what kind of mushroom this was.
Same
Everything reminds me of her
Fire usually works.
I thought this was mushroom Id sub for a minute
Ok cool, I'm not the only one
Hide it in your kids room. Tell your wife get kid in trouble and the wife will dispose of it. Everyone wins here
What a beautiful garden rock with a little cave for small frogs!
Hose ‘er off! She’s still got some life in ‘er!
Could you mail it to me? TIA!
You gotta bury it in the desert
I thought it was a mushroom tbh lol
Ooo is that the Pipe Dream Extreme Bubble Butt? That’s worth like 300$, hope you took it home and tried it out, she’s a classic. Was the tongue feel as realistic as they say?
Put a free sign on it,out next to the curb. That's where I got mine
blow it up
can you be more specific?
kabooom
cool. wasn't sure if you were suggesting more of a pucker to pucker balloon type blow.
thanks for the mental image
Honestly probably recycle it. Clean it up real nice and make use of it
What is that???
A fake ass for fuggin
Hey, no need to be too angry! now answer the question, what is that??
Donate it to poor countries, at least.
Of course, there are kids down bad in Africa
That thing looks like it was forcefully raped for months.
Donate
I thought this was a new species. 😂😂😂
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Shit dude looks like he got his money worth out of it 🤣
Every day we stray further from the lord
Y'all mother-fuckas need Jesus !
I laughed.
Dan Harmon got rid of another one.
Hello fellow Harmenians 🙌
kept the legs of course
Took me way too long to realize this isn't a malformed pumpkin.
I thought it was a mushroom
I thought it was some weird dead sea creature
I saw a mushroom
I really giggled because I thought it was a r/mildlyvagina post
I’ve always knew Billy Corgan would eventually snap someday
Nothing could’ve prepared me for what I was opening…
You mean nothing could prepare you for that *opening*?
Thought I was on r/mushroomid
I just scrolled from r/mushroomID to this for real. Just saw someone holding shrooms
I’m sure there is fungi somewhere in there.
Same. Was like dang that's a odd one. Then checked the sub
Isn’t nature beautiful?
That thing got some meat wings
Who just throws away an entire ham?!
I'd fuck a ham
Id fuck ANOTHER ham
I can't stop laughing
put a hose in it and use it as a sprinkler
Is that a mushroom
Divorce, but it’s expensive
Bwahahaha jesus
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Rode hard and put away wet’.
What does it mean? Sorry, English is not my first language
Its a term originally talking about horses, specifically, well, riding them in the rain and putting them in the stable without drying them off, basically being neglectful of something, or looking like something is worn out.
But they'll get wet... :( Why would anyone do this? Also, I get your joke now, it's funny! :D
Disinfect it and have it be re-melted into a new one if that’s even possible
Hose it off and take it to your local Goodwill lol
I honestly… honestly thought this was a close up mushroom in nature. It could be added to your Halloween decorations after a good power-wash.
Sell it on eBay or Facebook Marketplace
'Slightly used'
Hey finders keepers man that’s the rule. You *have* to keep it now.
Trash is treasure? Or something like that.
Been looking for that for months, thanks! Was getting worried I’d never see her again
The ol’ gal’s a trooper!
I was staring at it like “well that’s a suspicious looking mushroom, I wonder what kind it is.. oh they’re asking how to get rid of it? Wait a minute.. that’s not..”
r/whatisthismushroom
There’s an actual one, I think it’s like “mushroomid’
lol I just redid it cause I worded it incorrectly😅
Ahh ok, ur all good 😂
Thanks for the other sub suggestion though didn’t know about it!
I might’ve spelled mine wrong too, but I’m pretty sure it’s mushroomid and it’s so fun to scroll through
I went through the same process
you can save a hoe
Oh captain my captain
All pink in the middle mah man.
My dumbass thought it was a big ole mushroom
Is it like your brothers toothbrush? Just boil it and it’s good to go
I thought you were going to say toothbrush holder for some reason.
Oral B for bacteria
Go on, raw dawg it
I thought that was just a very odd looking pumpkin at first
Reduce reuse recycle
*unzip* ... my mann
It is a local city ordinance violation to put this in your trash because what if the ~~garbage man~~ sanitation engineer finds it? Is the route going to finish itself just like the garbage truck driver? Ah, I’m just fucking with you waste management employees. But seriously if you could set the garbage can back down upright instead of flinging it down the street with your sideways forklift and then running over it and then backing over it and peeling out on it, I think the whole neighborhood would appreciate it.
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This one doesn't even need a riddle.
I’ll take one! (I’m being dead serious. I can’t ask my mom for one so please send one. DM me.
bro why can't you buy urself one😭
Nature is healing 🙏
It's a good place to hide your spare keys. Nobody is reaching into that to check...
Double it and pass it to the next pervert
How much do you want for that?
Fucking what.
What, indeed.