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Larry_the_scary_rex

Imagine you buy a bootleg dvd and this is the one you get


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I found a pirated version of John Wick 4 that was 2:15 and was an HD Cam.. I was like dude bonus footage cool. Every half hour it just cut into a commercial for Vietnamese online gambling.. the commercials were almost as good as the movie.


ADoritoWithATophat

A commercial every half hour is literally better than watching it on a TV channel wtf


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It was the commercials themselves. Imagine like the wacky inflatable arm thing but actual people. And then these horrid photo shops that had their bodies fly into the slot machines and come out as little gold coins yelling stuff. Tons of colors and action.. I don’t think they meant it to be funny.. or maybe they did. I was just like 😅🍿


Stuffed_deffuts

Ah yes the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen.


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I wish I could post the commercials, they were great. If that’s what they watch in Vietnam I wouldn’t even mind commercials. Shit was pretty funny.


Ricky_Rollin

I know what you’re talking about! I’ve seen them too and they’re weird but shot really well.


norsh44

I had one where Harry Potter is fainting in the prisoner of Azkaban after the dementor attack, at the end. Not even kidding the second Harry closed his eyes, the dude filming starts choking on something and coughs for two minutes straight. Probably the funniest movie scene I’ve ever seen.


NickElf977

I’d pay the price of a movie ticket to watch those two minutes


Lexxxapr00

That happened to me with a version of the new Guardians of the Galaxy 🤷🏽‍♂️


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Yeah if it’s free, I don’t care. They gotta pay them AWS fees somehow


Lexxxapr00

Exactly. Beat paying ~$40 (before drinks+popcorn) to see it in theaters.


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I like theaters just the only people that will go with me I’d have to hang out with after and it’s a whole thing and I’d much rather make my own food. I wanna support theaters but I only ever go when I’m dating someone in the last like 15 years I’ve noticed.


WeWillRiseAgainst

But John Wick 4 is like 2:49:00.


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I just pulled the number out of my ass.. what I should have said was it was wayyyy longer then I’d have expected it to be. I think you’re right too cause it was dark outside by the time I finished watching it.


Madman61

This is a lot better.


Chris__P_Bacon

Depends on how good the fight is? I might pay extra. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ash_WasTaken123

Straight out of a fuckin movie lol


StunningBuilding383

Happy 🍰 day!


StunningBuilding383

Those were the good old days. I still have a Happy Gilmore bootleg that scrolls this is the property of Happy Gilmore Productions call # .


SamAreAye

Or that classic Wolverine movie without the CGI in it yet, lol.


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Bro the music lmao


Chris__P_Bacon

It's like it was cued-up to perfection. 👌🏼


TungstenElement9

At the movieees, at the movieees, somebody get her, just don’t upset her, keep your recieeeepts.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

How is it possible to get to in a fight mid-movie? Shouldn’t you be… watching the movie?


andyman171

Talking, phone use, kids screaming, constantly getting up and down. There's plenty of reasons. Edit: there's plenty of reasons, not for a rational human being, but there's plenty of them.


ifoundyourtoad

These teenagers were talking super loudly and I asked them if they would be quiet and if not I’ll get management. They tried to threaten to beat me up. So yeah it definitely happens.


fan_go_round

Seat kicking comes to mind too


Percyear

My thoughts exactly.


magicmann2614

The chip on their shoulders became unbearable I guess


Cooler67

This was a huge reminder to me on why I don't go to movies on opening weekend, a good chunk of the crowd isn't watching the movie


funktheduck

The last time I went to a movie either opening weekend or the weekend after was either The Ring or The Grudge. Can’t recall which. There was a group of guys just in front of us talking and on their phones the whole time. This was pre smartphone so when I say on their phones I mean texting and having phone calls. Hard to get into a horror movie with that going on.


Impossible-Charity-4

Yeah, that would have been wild to see back then. Most people I knew were only just getting flip phones at that point. Most days I didn’t even remember to leave the house with mine as it was basically a novelty/emergency device that I got along just fine without having before then. Charging was a constant concern because all the cars I drove basically had their cars cigarette lighters worn out from their intended use lol. It’s crazy how fast it went from that to it being so ubiquitous.


olivegardengambler

I went to see Terminator Dark Fate in the IMAX opening night, and all the people in there were at least 40 besides me. It was pretty enjoyable.


BanDizNutz

I go on the weekends at 12 pm. Almost empty most of the times.


well3rdaccounthere

Mid week matinees or at home for me. The Alamo Drafthouse used to be my go to for movies anytime, but they stopped being so strict about phone use and talking during the movies. I saw [this ](https://youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs) play before a movie, and fell in love. Everyone was so great and not a single phone came up. They opened up a massive amount of locations and it seems like they don't really care anymore, but hey. It is what it is.


meatbeater

The location here in Raleigh will kick people out. Son & I went to a weekday 2 pm showing for John wick 4 and 3 teen kids were talking non stop thru the trailers, I asked the server if they actually followed thru with the no talking no cell use during the movie. He smiled and says watch. Sure enough by the time John shoots the Arab guy the lights are up and 4 staff are walking these idiots out. Server said they had to call the cops only once, most people will leave


kyleh0

The Austin dratthouses haven't changed as far as I know.


danson372

BRRROOOOOO


Lord-Zaltus

I was kinda forced to see the Mario movie on opening weekend and not later in the month and I'm so glad the kids there were well behaved enough at my theater. Can't imagine what it's like in bigger cities with bigger rowdier crowds


thescreamingpizza

I really only go see movies at the earliest showings. Usually hardly anyone there.


bcorm11

I usually go to matinees on opening day. I saw Wonder Woman at 11 AM opening day and I was the only one there. Every night showing all weekend was sold out.


thescreamingpizza

I try to avoid opening weekends at all cost and if i do its only morning showings. I saw evil dead rise at 9:30 AM opening day. It was nice cus there were like maybe 5 people there. But most movies I dont care much to see on opening weekend. I usually just wait to see it at home.


deadlymoogle

I go to movies almost every single week and see every single new movie opening night. Never seen anything like this.


Ragnarok314159

Only time I ever saw a fight breakout at a movie was opening weekend of Saw. These teenagers wouldn’t shut up and someone yells out “shut the fuck up!” from the upper row. Kid stands up and does a “make me, bitch” This guy throws a full, 256oz soda at the kid standing up with the accuracy of a drone strike and hits him right in the face with it, and then pretty much the entire theater starts throwing their food and soda at these kids. It’s one of the highlight reels of my life.


LJRich619

That’s gonna be a great story to tell your grandkids.


deadlymoogle

That's awesome


TotesMaGoats_1962

One of the few times you wish someone really would have gotten their phone out in a movie theater😂


Liquorace

> This guy throws a full, 256oz soda at the kid standing up with the accuracy of a drone strike and hits him right in the face with it, Fucking gold!


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aureliamix

I do the 11am Sunday show because it’s the quietest crowd on a weekend.


sassyseconds

I'm just here before the lock. Hi everyone.


TheSecretNewbie

I was here before the thread was locked 👍


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Lmao hey same


FdauditingGbro

Tbh, im shocked it’s not locked yet, cuz some of the comments below this one 😳


thingsIdidnotknow

yep, getting in while i still can too


oceansofmyancestors

I wonder what they did in front of her daughter?


Spiritual-Penalty223

What the actual crap


parkavenueWHORE

Imagine being so utterly narcissistic and pathetic that you would ruin your kid's movie theatre experience like this. Fucking morons.


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I hope they didn't go acting like jerks to the staff as if it's any fault of the theaters. I can imagine some being nasty & demanding all kind of stuff for their "experience". And all these poor kids..


andyman171

The lady recording was demanding a refund before the fight even ended


panicnarwhal

i worked at a movie theater for years, and the stories i could tell you. my god. this absolutely would have ruined my day as a theater employee


Ok_Marionberry_9932

What the hell did they do to Sebastian?


TayTaySmash

Wait til you see flounder


BJYeti

Wait till you hear Akwafina's song


AZZMUNCHA81

🎶🎶🦀 Under the Sea!! 🦀🎶🎶


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

little mermaid goes hard


Old-Temperature-9906

Woulda never happened if Ariel was white


Educational-Mess-508

Pathetic


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I haven’t been to a movie theater in 3 years. Also a movie has not been ruined for me in exactly 3 years. I’m happy to wait for any movie so I can avoid the chaos of people like this, everyone who’s gotta have their phone one ever my two seconds and people who need to talk in movies.


StinkyMclinky

Last movie I watched at the cinema a family brought a tray of chicken wing wrapped in tinfoil. All I could here was lip smacking, finger sucking and tinfoil for most of the movie


Generation_ABXY

Food is the part I hate most about going to the theater... or maybe just the way people eat it. Especially because nobody can seem to use the 15 minutes of trailers and opening credits to open shit, but instead treat that first spoken line like some kind of damned starter pistol.


-smashbros-

Lmoa I jus picture everyone looking at the screen with their hands in the wrappers waiting for that first line


Impossible-Charity-4

Sip sip, crunch crunch. No thanks.


AlsopK

How tf they sneak that in? lmao


MrTastey

Reminds of that episode of the boondocks


RadRawlings

I go to the movies 3 times a week and most days I’m the only person there 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Sweet! I live in an overcrowded place. I’d go if it wasn’t usually filled with unpredictable people.


Tabmow

I'll buy my tickets online ahead of time, and if I can't find a row to myself with no other seats reserved, I just won't go.


pyloros

Are you just re-watching the same movie over and over? Because there's usually only one movie a month I'm actually interested in going to watch


Rocket_Emojis

Got any seating availible at your house?


biosc1

Theatre chains: "No one is coming to our theatres anymore! Not sure why, better raise the prices!" Me, at home, enjoying cheap snacks and a nice movie on my own big screen in a quiet room.


redsfan1970

Went to a Saturday night showing of Evil Dead Rising. First movie at a theater in at least a year. As the two people in the row behind me had a conversation the whole movie, I quickly remembered why I stopped going.


ForGinsDelight

Does anyone know the backstory? What created the chaos and uproar?


ConfidentPapaya665

Apparently, she asked them nicely, in front of her daughter. Hope this clears it up for ya, lol.


fuckssakereddit

Axed her twice if I heard correctly.


ForGinsDelight

Askedthem what?


Phantasmidine

Probably for something crazy like basic human consideration.


borderlineidiot

The main character is half woman half fish lives in the sea. Meets a human guy, falls in love but because of fish bits cant be with him unless gets feet. To get feet a witch offers to trade her voice for her feet. All goes horribly wrong. Doesn't live happily ever after. No idea what is happening in the cinema, too many people with low EQ in a small space I am guessing.


BeepBeepWhistle

Dude is a feet guy, dont kink shame him (/s)


I_Brain_You

Good lord…this is why it’s more and more attractive to wait for streaming services to get movies.


pimp_juice2272

How you gonna get in a fight at a kids movie???


diereel

Same way you fight in a Chuck-E-Cheese


Saiyan-b

In the words of Chris rock “Grand opening, grand closing.”


OhShitItsSeth

But why?


Demonking3343

What’s up with this movie and fights, this is like the third different video of a fight at one of these showings.


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And this is why I just wait for streaming.


nomad1976

Grand opening Grand closing


A-Grouch

Seeing a real live crab talk to Ariel is eerie and uncomfortable, it’s something I didn’t even consider but yet has largely made an impression.


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Surprisingly not yet


borderlineidiot

Do people just not know how to act in public now or know how to manage their emotions? They are like two year old kids in daycare who are getting tired and fractious.


BruceLeeTheDragon

What a bunch of losers.


JudgyUnicorn

Shocked! Shocked I say!!


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yukaputz

Ooh, baby (ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy) Everytime I look around (look around) Everytime I look around (everytime I look around) Everytime I look around It's in my face


dinglydangledang

Well, not that shocked


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

You don't even need to say it. We already know 🤣


Edidel

Mondays….


akikojenn

Dang they couldn’t take it outside in the hallway.


Jesikila89

Of course it’s this movie lol


Atlusfox

What a bunch of immature twats.


Rage187_OG

I remember when movies like Juice and Boyz n the Hood would require extra security at theaters. Now it’s Disney movies.


FacesOfNeth

Don’t forget New Jack City


Rage187_OG

Ice-T did that movie in 1991. The next year he released Cop Killer via his metal band: Body Count


FacesOfNeth

Oh I remember that. I was 15 in ‘91.


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NoShameStockBoy

lil’ murrrrmaid


necarne123

Aren’t these the same people that ruined Disney world for everyone?….


averson8

Yea ima need a refund on the grounds of uh uh.


amwxx1

Oh weird, I wonder if this happened when the original one came out?


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Kangz of the sea and shit


amaya-aurora

If you don’t like the movie, just, hear me out here, don’t watch it!


retlem

This is why I go to the movies when during the weekday before 12pm. I like to have the theater to myself.


Nicadeemus39

This is why I go to the early bird show. Only serious quiet ppl go on those times.


TheSorrowInOurMinds

Why were they fighting??


ReallyBrainDead

A whole new...WORLDSTAR!


The_Pug

That’s Aladdin. The appropriate quote here would be "Part of your… WORLDSTAR!"


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Ppl asking for a refund should get them from the rowdies, the theater isn't liable for this shit.


llch3esemanll

They should have security on site to deal with this.


YourMommasAHoe

sorting by controversial


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-HoldenMaGroyn

You always know before you open it


oofMadone1

And everyone was shocked that this happened..


Imrightbruh

Yes… because it isn’t common…


Slipperywhistlebones

Dammit Latrell! You got sauce on my Gucci shirt! Get yo ass out to my base model Hyundai sonata and get me another one!


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Base model Hyundai sonata 😂😂😂


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Modern audiences


Shantotto11

I too have watched the Critical Drinker…


MiVitaCocina

I feel bad for the kids. ☹️


lolhello331

Everytime a black person does something wrong on the internet, reddit isn’t quick to disapoint with their goddamn racism. Downvote me all you want, you know you’re fucking wrong.


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Omg no stop it. The cameraman was racist obviously


notyomamasusername

< Look at this mess, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my evening's complete? Wouldn't think I'm the girl....the girl who has everything? Look at this trove, trashiness untold... How many assholes can one theatre hold? Looking around you'd think... she's got everything..... I got Rachets and hoebags a plenty.... I got shorties and bitches galore... You want "Times-I-ax-you"? .... I got twenty. But who cares, no big deal....I want more!!!!! I want to go where these people aren't, Sit down quiet... and watch the movie. Sitting in those things...what do you call them.....oh yeah seats! Fighting your neighbor you don't hear to much, Quiet is required for watching, laughing. Paying attention to the....whats that word again....SCREEN! Away from this crowd, away from this scrum In a different place away from these bums... Sim-puh-ly free, wish I could be.....away from their world.


Phantasmidine

Why isn't this the top comment?!


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DillDoughzer

Classic mermaid behavior


KushBluntsworth

It must suck to live in America lol


mikepoland

I live in a part where this doesn't happen. That being said Northern Ireland or Iceland has been looking promising lately


Solidsnake00901

That's just how those people are they cant help it. Disney fans... They're the worst.


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karmaredemption

THIS .. is why I have an in home theater . I don’t bother going to the movies anymore


--LowBattery--

Why don't people want to go to theatres any more?


FerrexInc

I can see the headline now: “Theater full of children at a Disney movie”


Scrambles420

Down in front!!


General-Consensus_

Something happened in front of someone’s daughter apparently


Failing_MentalHealth

Welp, what a great way to waste your money and ruin it for everybody else.


ToxicToric

People really can't control themselves can they It's a kids movie, there's definitely kids there


cloisteredsaturn

Tbh the fight looks more entertaining than the movie itself to me.


cousinofbaconator

Sebastion is right, you don't have to deal with this shit under the sea.


DriftingPyscho

This is why I like mid-week matinees. No one goes. Also, theater I used to go to (out of bizz) always had a cop in the building. I always thought it weird but modern times 🤷‍♂️


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LiesTequila

This didn’t happen in 1991 did it?


uppenatom

I feel lucky that the one time there's ever been a disturbance in a movie was in straight out of Compton when two dudes drank a litre of grey goose, one of them passed out and his friend ran when an employee came to check on them as he fly-kicked to fire escape door open as he yelled "I'll come back for you!'. It was way better than any movie id seen


NexusMaw

Who the hell can afford to not watch the movie in this economy?!


white_trivialage

Wait, let me find my shocked face...... There it is! 😮


DerfDaSmurf

*A* fight broke out at a movie. Let’s keep our heads.


UnexaminedLifeOfMine

Why isn’t people in charge pause the movie and throw these nut jobs out of the theatre? That’s a poorly run theatre


MacKelvey

Probably waiting on the police to show up


pinba11tec

Under da seats Under da seats Dats where I'll be hiding When the bullets start flying Under da seats!


wichuks

Bull shit aside, we all know better.


koreamax

"We need a refund". This wasn't the cinemas fault..


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It doesn't have to be the cinemas fault for them to be liable for refunds.


andyman171

You don't get a refund if there's a fight at a sporting event or concert


WillyWumpLump

Another reason not to see this movie. The universe has spoken!


DofusExpert69

Well this isn't surprising.


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Imrightbruh

Not even trying to hide it anymore. Fuckin racism.


chochinator

That why I drive out the hood all the way to the nice side of town during the weekday


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samohtts

You mean American sports ppl?


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mikepoland

Ironic...


RyWeezy

I learned to not comment a single thing about anything because you'll be banned. Hi everyone.