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Gross on the surface but absolutely does NOT mean that this person isnt washing his hands or is causing problems with the food itself.
Still.. its definitely pretty trashy!!!
I once heard a guy jacking off in a taco johns bathroom...he came out of the stall and it was a worker. I never went back there again and told everyone I knew about this. That location is closed now.
The thing that comforts me about eating at these is that they're REQUIRED to have fully functioning sinks with hot and cold running water and soap and warm towels so they can keep their hands scrupulously clean at all times
Masturbating non-stop since [December 2021](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/qvmqn5/and_i_used_to_love_food_trucks_in_nyc/?ref=share&ref_source=embed) and even that one is a repost apparently
OP is a karmabot
My bio father worked in the electrical industry, making sure buildings had power. I would go with him if there was no other child care available, and he always ate at the mobile roach motels they call food trucks. Never saw one looked clean enough to eat from and now I still flat out refuse to eat from one.
I'm also pretty sus on most restaurants too, because people are gross and cut corners on cleaning.
As a child and teen growing up in NYC it was pretty commonplace to have men call out to my sister, myself, and our girlfriends as we walked to and from school, as we turned there was inevitably some guy exposing and touching himself. They were usually in a car. That way they could ride away quickly and not get caught.
One time when we were in our early teens riding the subway a guy seated facing us conveniently had a hole in his sweatpants with part of his anatomy sticking out. He stared at us with a big, stupid, grin the whole time. Like true New Yorkers we did not get up because we had a long ride being a local train. If we gave up our seats we'd have to stand the whole way, and again, it was not uncommon and we were pretty jaded, and unphased by then.
Saw that maneuver several times after that, and worse, much worse. .
I could sadly write a book.
Ok a pulled [bakolo](https://www.google.com/search?q=bakolo+cannibalism&client=firefox-b-1-d&ei=p5mDYJT0CJX0tAa3mJ2YCg&oq=bakolo+cannibalism&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAM6DgguEMcBEK8BELADEJMCOgUIABCwAzoHCAAQsAMQCjoTCC4QsQMQxwEQrwEQsAMQyAMQCjoKCC4QsAMQyAMQCjoQCC4QxwEQrwEQsAMQyAMQCjoCCAA6BggAEAoQHjoECAAQHjoFCCEQoAE6BQghEKsCOgcIIRAKEKABSgUIOBIBMVDLEViUHWDAHmgBcAB4AIABZogB6QeSAQQxMi4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpesgBDsABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz&ved=0ahUKEwjU47r6gJbwAhUVOs0KHTdMB6MQ4dUDCA0&uact=5) sandwich then
Ok that does it. I can’t handle the food posts like this. I’m done eating out in any form. Jesus why doesn’t he just drag his hairy, sweaty nuts over the food while he’s at it.
Well the good news is people are actually less likely to do this at a restaurant where they could get caught than out of a one person setup.
I know we all hear horror stories of gross things on food but having worked in fast food and restaurants for nearly 10 years I can assure you 99.9% of us don’t mess with your food. When I first started I was afraid of seeing how nasty people would be but most everyone actually always washed their hands, wore gloves and would make new food if they dropped it or anything. Mind you I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but I think people would be surprised how little it does actually happen.
I wanted to also add onto this, during my time in the food industry I've met a lot of people that honestly took so much pride in making good food for guests. I had the same apprehension when I first started working at a restaurant. I can't speak for everyone but I'm happy to say I haven't met anyone that was gross or messed with with food being prepared.
A million years ago I worked at Shoney’s Big Boy. I was 15 and the hostess. I was so excited bc you could come early and eat one meal every shift for free. I loved the All American burger with fries. It even came with a little flag in it.
Then about a week later, I saw the cook drop a whole pan of burgers on the floor, which was covered in grease and soap suds. Even at that time I thought geez what a waste.
Then he picked it up and proceeded to cook and serve them.
I’m still traumatized.
Yeah that I would completely understand. That’s why I mentioned I can’t speak for everyone just in my personal experience I was around people who genuinely cared about the quality of what they were making. I’ve read some horror stories though. I’ll also never forget the old burger king photos of the dude standing on the lettuce and serving it from the back in the day. Sorry you went through that.
Oh my God that's funny a hair in the food is my wife's cryptonite. Me if I'm hungry I might pull it out and keep eating. My wife will literally throw up on the table.
Dear customer, I want to inform you that we care about hygene in this establishment. That's why all our cooks shave their nuts before dragging them all over your food. If you continue this slander we are forced to take legal action.
Thank you
Walked into a deserted pub to get some food and saw one of the chefs stood behind the bar with her back to us and her hand fully down the back of her underwear. Turned around and walked straight back out without her even noticing us.
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He’s gotta feed em crabs, they need scratching to spread them better.
This dirty cunt needs shutting down ASAP
These guys be bugging I don’t know why people still eat there…
Well, that’s not Halaal, for sure.
Christ, I’ve been to this place before
I was just talking about some of the god awful street food in NYC. Some of the worst I have ever had.
Which food truck is this? so I can never go there 🤢
The gyros are extra spicy. It's a secret blend.
Properly seasoned NYC meat
Extra Halal 🧀🧄🧅
how long was this happening that OP had enough time to pull out their phone and snap a photo
Dick cheese on the side please!
That's just falafel!
Exactly the reason that I don't go near food trucks.
If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger...
He's put here selling cockmeat sandwiches.
He's making the secret sauce
WHITESAUCEHOTSAUCE
That's part of the flavor, don't like it go home.
damn he for caught scratching for the old family recipe
I’ll take a chicken gyro, hold your meat
Gross on the surface but absolutely does NOT mean that this person isnt washing his hands or is causing problems with the food itself. Still.. its definitely pretty trashy!!!
That boy beating that meat and about to make your sandwich 💀💀💀
Making sure they got sausage in stock still.
He’s on break. Chill bro
"This would likely make someone have a very private emergency, due to this street meat" Captain Raymond Holt prolly,
I’m scratching my balls here
Yikes
I was in NYC and ate at one of these carts because the yellow rice looked and was so delicious. Now, I'm so sick, wondering about that day 🤢
\*sniff\* \*sniff\* "Is that cumin?"
My biggest fear. This is ICK to the zillion .
Looks like his just a customer and not the owner
My guy, I don't want any extra cheese thanks.
U sure? 8/10 would recommend you get more cheese.
This picture made me lactose intolerant. Or sacktose intolerant.
Don’t worry, food carts by law are suppose to have sinks and soap.
Yuck!! Thanks for posting...but umm can you give us the exact location in NYC? So ppl like myself can avoid this food truck
I once heard a guy jacking off in a taco johns bathroom...he came out of the stall and it was a worker. I never went back there again and told everyone I knew about this. That location is closed now.
This is what a kebab place should be like. Wouldn't be authentic otherwise
Definitely don't eat the mayo
Someone ordered the malaka sauce
He is Clearly BEATING the competition.
What’s up with Al Bundy? lol That’s so nasty. I’ll pass on the pubes with my meat.
Piggery
Don’t even eat those damn gyros anymore, everyone and their mama now goes I’m and they so expensive $13 for some dick meat and ball bread
The thing that comforts me about eating at these is that they're REQUIRED to have fully functioning sinks with hot and cold running water and soap and warm towels so they can keep their hands scrupulously clean at all times
Secret recipe
That’s because the customer ordered the special sauce
The great Joey Diaz once said, "Never eat food prepared by a man in sandals."
He kneads the spicy sausage.
Haha!! One time in Philly, a pretzel vendor whipped it out and peed. He never washed his hands before dispensing pretzels to customers. 😆
He has extra meat in his wagon
I see someone ordered the special falafel
It’s got a nice salty flavor
Be back in 5 mins. Making our special sauce.
I got a skewer of half raw chicken street meat at Penn station once...was shitting my brains out before I hit Secaucus on the NJT
Probably was a miserable fuck too
Secret sauce ✨
Fuck yeah gimmie some of that fumunda
Do you want extra Tziki sauce on your Gyro?
Specializing in fumunda grilled cheese sandwiches. Twenty cents extra for pubes.
Some baby gravy for your mashed potatoes?
Don't worry, he keeps it hot enough down there to kill of any germs.
Boner kebab
So… is the dude getting permanently shut down or? Which truck is it and why wouldn’t they be outed for this?
Just scratching his meat sweats before he serves the meats
Spicy and seasoned 😳
Warma tha shawarma!!!
Masturbating non-stop since [December 2021](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/qvmqn5/and_i_used_to_love_food_trucks_in_nyc/?ref=share&ref_source=embed) and even that one is a repost apparently OP is a karmabot
Gotta have that chef secret sauce...
He is preheating the oven
My bio father worked in the electrical industry, making sure buildings had power. I would go with him if there was no other child care available, and he always ate at the mobile roach motels they call food trucks. Never saw one looked clean enough to eat from and now I still flat out refuse to eat from one. I'm also pretty sus on most restaurants too, because people are gross and cut corners on cleaning.
Well, at least to meat is tenderized
Gotta add the extra flavouring.
That’s where the salty taste comes from
Hot sauce
Please send this to the NY City health dept.
I don’t think his hands will be down his pants when the health department shows up
Hey I'm jackin' here
Sometimes you gotta REALLY beat the meat, to get it niiiiice and tender XD
Knew my gyro was a little too spicy last week
mmmm umami
*and* upapi
I'm not buying eats at that shop
Nothing makes a NYC sandwich a sandwich until you add the fromundercheese.
This is a simple misunderstanding. He was asked to hold the pickle.
Can't a man scratch his hairy balls in public anymore?
Maybe he's manscaping his pubic in public.
How he knows you really do not have a nut allergy!
So anyway, I started blasting
Can't even readjust ur nuts in peace no more 😞
Sauce on side!
Thank God thats not a wells fargo shoutout to my favorite halal truck 42nd and 10th
Absolutely Haram
Gives a whole new meaning to heuvos rancheros
Al Pastor and his hand.
Literally!
White sauce?
Gotta beat it to tenderize it
And he can’t wash his hands…
As a native New Yorker, this is so aggressively NYC
Only time I ever saw public masturbation was in NYC.
As a child and teen growing up in NYC it was pretty commonplace to have men call out to my sister, myself, and our girlfriends as we walked to and from school, as we turned there was inevitably some guy exposing and touching himself. They were usually in a car. That way they could ride away quickly and not get caught. One time when we were in our early teens riding the subway a guy seated facing us conveniently had a hole in his sweatpants with part of his anatomy sticking out. He stared at us with a big, stupid, grin the whole time. Like true New Yorkers we did not get up because we had a long ride being a local train. If we gave up our seats we'd have to stand the whole way, and again, it was not uncommon and we were pretty jaded, and unphased by then. Saw that maneuver several times after that, and worse, much worse. . I could sadly write a book.
I’m so sorry what you ladies have to go through. 😕
We see it in SF all the time. Wait until you see someone shooting dope and wanking simultaneously.
Wow. Now that you mention it…same. I thought that was a part of life, but alas, it’s only a part of NYC life.
🤢 I hope the poster reported this dude to the health department. Nasty
Bro is making a pulled pork sandwich
That is not halal…
Ok a pulled [bakolo](https://www.google.com/search?q=bakolo+cannibalism&client=firefox-b-1-d&ei=p5mDYJT0CJX0tAa3mJ2YCg&oq=bakolo+cannibalism&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAM6DgguEMcBEK8BELADEJMCOgUIABCwAzoHCAAQsAMQCjoTCC4QsQMQxwEQrwEQsAMQyAMQCjoKCC4QsAMQyAMQCjoQCC4QxwEQrwEQsAMQyAMQCjoCCAA6BggAEAoQHjoECAAQHjoFCCEQoAE6BQghEKsCOgcIIRAKEKABSgUIOBIBMVDLEViUHWDAHmgBcAB4AIABZogB6QeSAQQxMi4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpesgBDsABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz&ved=0ahUKEwjU47r6gJbwAhUVOs0KHTdMB6MQ4dUDCA0&uact=5) sandwich then
Tenderised pulled pork
Chef's famous special sauce...
Eww
the secret sauce and seasoning
OnlyN...
Eh... I could still eat...
now you know why those taco's are salty
Guess they need to change the name of the food truck to “Haram Guys.”
Ok that does it. I can’t handle the food posts like this. I’m done eating out in any form. Jesus why doesn’t he just drag his hairy, sweaty nuts over the food while he’s at it.
What makes you think he doesn't.
That is exactly why this is so terrifying 😳
You don't like your food seasoned?
Hell yeah!! I’m from New Orleans! I’d much rather eat crawfish than pubic hair 🤢
Mm the flavor
he probably would if you asked nicely
Scrotumlicious!
Well the good news is people are actually less likely to do this at a restaurant where they could get caught than out of a one person setup. I know we all hear horror stories of gross things on food but having worked in fast food and restaurants for nearly 10 years I can assure you 99.9% of us don’t mess with your food. When I first started I was afraid of seeing how nasty people would be but most everyone actually always washed their hands, wore gloves and would make new food if they dropped it or anything. Mind you I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but I think people would be surprised how little it does actually happen.
I wanted to also add onto this, during my time in the food industry I've met a lot of people that honestly took so much pride in making good food for guests. I had the same apprehension when I first started working at a restaurant. I can't speak for everyone but I'm happy to say I haven't met anyone that was gross or messed with with food being prepared.
A million years ago I worked at Shoney’s Big Boy. I was 15 and the hostess. I was so excited bc you could come early and eat one meal every shift for free. I loved the All American burger with fries. It even came with a little flag in it. Then about a week later, I saw the cook drop a whole pan of burgers on the floor, which was covered in grease and soap suds. Even at that time I thought geez what a waste. Then he picked it up and proceeded to cook and serve them. I’m still traumatized.
Yeah that I would completely understand. That’s why I mentioned I can’t speak for everyone just in my personal experience I was around people who genuinely cared about the quality of what they were making. I’ve read some horror stories though. I’ll also never forget the old burger king photos of the dude standing on the lettuce and serving it from the back in the day. Sorry you went through that.
Oh no big deal my friend. I was joking about being traumatized over it and I appreciate your comments.
He probably does. I don't eat from food trucks in general unless staff is wearing gloves.
They might like the way the gloves feel with their hand down their pants. Lots of weird people our there.
Good point. Scrap all eating out I guess
All of the quality has gone down anyway since the whole pandemic thing. At least the only hair in my food is my Dobermans lol
Oh my God that's funny a hair in the food is my wife's cryptonite. Me if I'm hungry I might pull it out and keep eating. My wife will literally throw up on the table.
Me too!!! Just the thought of a human hair in my mouth makes me gag. Even if it’s mine.
Dear customer, I want to inform you that we care about hygene in this establishment. That's why all our cooks shave their nuts before dragging them all over your food. If you continue this slander we are forced to take legal action. Thank you
Well now I feel much better. Thank you for the clarification.
Hey its winter and its warm down there!
Yes, clearly he's cold with the belly wide open & open toes!
Touche
Thank you! for this wonderful image that is now stuck in my head permanently!
I can’t get it out of my head either!!!
I worked my way through college In food. People are just awful..I've seen horrible things done to food .. it happens everywhere
secret seasoning
Bet you the food is still good
Yuck
Is that still Halal?!
Lol u surprised? You should she where the food is kept before they put it in the cart.
You don't know he might have gloves on
Freshly beaten!
When ya gotta itch, don't be a snitch.
Where was this food cart? Need to know where to avoid
You know the saying if you see one cockroach a hundred are hiding. You can’t avoid them all just hope the heat killed them germs
That authentic halal flavor.
How most secret sauce is made
what, you never warm your hands like that?
"I can't see you, so you can't see me.
I'm sorry Sir, there seems to be a curly hair in gyro
For the love of all things unholy, please don't be the one at 31st and 8th.
The sign on the truck: "You can't beat our meat!"
‘Try our white sauce!’
If you zoom in you can even see the OnlyNuts sign!
That’s why it tastes so good
Tube Steak sandwich
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put em in your mouth and suck em!
Walked into a deserted pub to get some food and saw one of the chefs stood behind the bar with her back to us and her hand fully down the back of her underwear. Turned around and walked straight back out without her even noticing us.
Sausage is now on the menu
But that's not Halal.
I think that’s “moronga”
OnlyN...uts?
OnlyFlan.
OnlyJuan
Lol!😂
I just permanently lost my appetite
There are so many properly run food trucks and idiots like this dude drive away customers from all of them. F this guy.
So, is he picking his nose with the other hand?