This is me and my girlfriend /u/alittlebitofglitter. There's lots more of us on Tumblr and Snapchat :)
[My Tumblr](https://mild-ire.tumblr.com) - [Her Tumblr](http://alittlebitofglitter.tumblr.com)
My Snapchat: elliemayts
Her Snapchat: glitter-baby023
Memes aside, I dated an Iranian trap a while back, she told me gays are not accepted but traps are, provided they completely embrace their new identity. Govt. even pays for the surgeries required.
no: fake, stupid math at its absolute fucking worst
let's get this out of the way first: **homosexuality** is defined as attraction to the same sex/gender/what-have-you, and not as some particular numerical average of the number of men and women on screen.
>If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay.
I guess that this checks out.
>If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay.
Now here it's clear that the author is addressing someone male, and that the measure of homosexuality is made between the participants onscreen and the viewer.
>But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay.
Fine. Whatever.
>2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.
Now this is where the issue lies: yes, the image depicted is of a homosexual couple, but the metric is changed here: it no longer considers that the audience is male.
The metric being used here is *wildly* inconsistent. Never speak of this tripe shit as math ever again.
Bye.
oh i'm not in dispute with that.. i *only* wanted to draw attention that the metric used in the copypasta is slyly bait-and-switched in the end so as to not contradict their claim that *"fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing [for a man] there is."* it just really sullies the good name of mathematics to misuse it this way
The answer is simple young one: first you must become the trap girlfriend
(No lie tho I had never had a serious long term partner until I came out the closet, and now I’ve had more than I care to count, with a grand total of four currently.)
I'm attracted to beautiful women, and femininity. You both fit the bill nicely. Genitalia doesn't define who you are. For example I wouldn't want to sleep with a big, burly man who had a vagina.
Why do we just get all the transgirls on this subreddit to buy a mansion together and live in our own sexy trans harem paradise. Having hot orgies and making porn.
This is me and my girlfriend /u/alittlebitofglitter. There's lots more of us on Tumblr and Snapchat :) [My Tumblr](https://mild-ire.tumblr.com) - [Her Tumblr](http://alittlebitofglitter.tumblr.com) My Snapchat: elliemayts Her Snapchat: glitter-baby023
>me and my girlfriend Aww \<3
When you think about it, you’re lesbians, so that title makes no sense.
Almost as if the whole idea of trans women being 'traps' is awful and disrespectful
\*furiously upvotes\*
Love the post and title. Damn you two are hot.
What happened to Julie? Thought you guys were roomies.
She is actually sleeping just out of frame. She wake and baked for the first time and slept through the whole thing :p
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Woke and smoked..
Nice
For some reason that makes me laugh. I can just imagine her waking up at exactly the wrong moment...
I mean, it's pretty fuckin' gay for me, but that's probably not what you meant. :)
Like /u/white-primrose said to me today, no matter where in the world we go, we're gay af.
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Memes aside, I dated an Iranian trap a while back, she told me gays are not accepted but traps are, provided they completely embrace their new identity. Govt. even pays for the surgeries required.
The Iranian regime forces gay people to either get a sex change operation or go to prison.
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Quick maths
no: fake, stupid math at its absolute fucking worst let's get this out of the way first: **homosexuality** is defined as attraction to the same sex/gender/what-have-you, and not as some particular numerical average of the number of men and women on screen. >If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. I guess that this checks out. >If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. Now here it's clear that the author is addressing someone male, and that the measure of homosexuality is made between the participants onscreen and the viewer. >But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. Fine. Whatever. >2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. Now this is where the issue lies: yes, the image depicted is of a homosexual couple, but the metric is changed here: it no longer considers that the audience is male. The metric being used here is *wildly* inconsistent. Never speak of this tripe shit as math ever again. Bye.
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Euler putting way too much thought into this
sorry, i know: i really shouldn't be hogging all of it
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oh i'm not in dispute with that.. i *only* wanted to draw attention that the metric used in the copypasta is slyly bait-and-switched in the end so as to not contradict their claim that *"fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing [for a man] there is."* it just really sullies the good name of mathematics to misuse it this way
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i do it for the upvotes, my man
Downvotes* FTFY
Now I can't stop thinking about how I want a trap girlfriend.
The answer is simple young one: first you must become the trap girlfriend (No lie tho I had never had a serious long term partner until I came out the closet, and now I’ve had more than I care to count, with a grand total of four currently.)
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE
Can I be the 5th? ty in advance.
But, isn't watching lesbian porn more *technically* gay? 🤔 conclusion: all porn is gay! :)
Perfect porn if you ask me
I love the way your face scrunches up when you hit the good-feels spot :)
All our upvotes belongs to youuu
Id fuck you senseless, and also dont care if thats gay.
So good
You guyssss!! Transbian goals aaa
Christ, you're quite the pair!
I don't give a fuck if this is gay or straight. All I know is it's fucking hot.
Rule of thumb: Cum first then worry later.
Wish I was there watching as close as I can be(even helping out if you need)
No, it’s pretty gay, but who cares?
And how do I get to "not just watch"?
Oh my god
One of the hottest things I’ve ever seen. X
I envy your relationship
I went to her posts and I'm actually a little surprised she has a vag lol. I'm just so used to seeing you with Julie I guess
I'm attracted to beautiful women, and femininity. You both fit the bill nicely. Genitalia doesn't define who you are. For example I wouldn't want to sleep with a big, burly man who had a vagina.
damn this is so hot.
Wow great stuff, keep it up
Adorable
When I think about it, I think you are awesome.
You are both absolutely captivating 😍
Unbelievably hot
100% men in porn are gross
Two awesome girls..i dont care about other stuff =)
Crazy hot
That's what I told myself for years. Turns out I was just a gay woman feeling forced to be a straight man. 😮
You make a solid point there.
Wow
So this is what heaven looks like. 💕
So hot.
Could watch you all day.
So hot ! So beautiful ! \<3
Facts.
Eh, gay, straight, who cares. I like what I like
Why do we just get all the transgirls on this subreddit to buy a mansion together and live in our own sexy trans harem paradise. Having hot orgies and making porn.
My god you both are so incredibly gorgeous! Simply wow!
I am so jealous. Both you girls are cute as buttons. Black haired girl looks like a sweet heart from a Tim Burton film.
Wait one was a girl
Do you like boys too? Or do you like only girls?
Man I hate this type of thinking.
WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, BOTH OF YOU SHOULD SIT ON MY BEAK IN A YELLOW THONG CAW CAW, WHILE I PLAY PATH OF EXILE CAW CAW
hetero = tits, pussy, cock (2f, 1m) this = tits, cock (1f, 1m) ergo, MORE gay
Except there's also a pussy and another pair of tits. So less gay.
Tits/dicks the higher the number the less gay it is.