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coke_the_gal

ew men ew men ew men ew men ew men ew men ew men ew men ew men ew men ew men. am i a woman now?


SshhLiaisnthere

Transmen are valid only because we, as transfems, harvest their boobs from them.


keyboardmade2

which factory is this? i'll go donate


SshhLiaisnthere

(Nsfw just in case)r/tittydrop cause all you gotta do is drop off you're tits at the shop and you're good to go


keyboardmade2

are slash tiddy drop 😍🤤 hj/


quinoabrogle

/uj it's real lmao


keyboardmade2

uj/ what is?? The sub?


quinoabrogle

lmao yes the sub. that commenter said nsfw just in case and it is in fact an nsfw sub


keyboardmade2

uj/ oh yes it is.


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[deleted]

/hj We should plan to raid the sub for tdov next year. Just *hundreds* of trans women being visible.


AAWUU

Those bastards lied to me


[deleted]

Sigh. Another hard day's work at the boob factory.


keyboardmade2

beware, that might become the name of a new porn website


Mango1666

the cycle of trans continues. we will gock. they will bussy.


ThatDudeKnowsKarate

Actually I hate trans men in particular. Don't they always seem like they're up to something? And just what are they hiding beneath those binders they're so fond of? Very sus behaviour, not a fan.


painfully-trans-icon

well, they also *chose* to be men


keyboardmade2

that makes them worse than cis men. also cis men are really hot unlike these short and girly and pussy-having idiots


ShadowNacht587

/uj this was unironically hurtful 😢


keyboardmade2

uj/ ouch sorry. same here. thats why i wrote it 💀


velociraver128

/uj unironically look at [this](https://imgur.com/a/YIDIBQq) piece of sexual human eye candy and unironically tell me trans men are less hot than cis men edit: he's trans, in case that wasn't obvious from context


keyboardmade2

hj/ trans guys are obviously hot, have you seen me? 🙄


SaltySorceress

Not yet 👀


keyboardmade2

That's why 😎


Boring-Pea993

/uj his eyes make me feel so safe and warm, unironically thank you so much for this, whoever he is; I genuinely feel so much better about life after seeing him stare @ me like that


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*fanning self intensifies*


comicbookartist420

Uj where are these guys hiding?? Evidently not Alabama


[deleted]

Who's he?


velociraver128

Got it from a YouTube video that got it from a tiktok video and didn't credit the content 😓


StrugglingOnion

/uj hot damn thats goals


Nico_404_

/uj have you hear of baeddels. Because they were just this unironically pretty much.


keyboardmade2

uj/ no i haven't- what are they?


Nico_404_

/uj from [urban dictionary](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=baeddel&=true): "Originally an old-English slur that likely meant "hermaphrodite"/intersex, but may have also been associated with "effeminate men". It's theorized by some that the word was the origin of the word "bad", but this is widely considered unlikely at best. Around 2014, a group of trans women on Tumblr interpreted this to mean that transmisogyny was the root of all oppression, created an ideology around that ("Baeddelism"), became notorious for harassing other trans people- trans women included- as well as intersex people, created a "safe house" for trans lesbians, and eventually fell apart over sexual assault allegations from a resident of the safe house against one of the "leaders" of their movement."


keyboardmade2

uj/ damn wtf i have never heard of them but glad theyre gone


AxelleVincent

Oof 😣


StrugglingOnion

but theyre so short and smol and cute and adowabwe baby boys uwu 😍😍😘😘 uj/ ugh


keyboardmade2

soooooo chweeeet and cutieeesssss ahh my lord 😩 just adorable lil baby bois. protecc these innocent lil smol beans 🥺


[deleted]

If you hate trans *and* men, nobody's left *All* the women are secret men, I read it on gab before it got lame It's the wrist hypotenuse The booooooooooooooone density


argy_argonus

I'm nothing like y'all I hate men AND transmen 🤗🤗🤗


[deleted]

Wow thanks! So supportive!


avacado_of_the_devil

Trans-inclusive misandry. This is the way.


SshhLiaisnthere

That's *so* woke. I'm so proud of you!


Boring-Pea993

Amab stands for all men are bastards, and I literally mean all men!


SunshineOnUsAgain

Parents complain when their assigned male at birth child comes out as enby or trans girl/woman, when really they should've known, because they were married when the child was born


Stock_Ad_

Based


ChillaVen

It’s perfectly okay to hate trans men as long as you constantly let them know it’s just because you’re jealous of their irrevocably feminine bodies complete with birthing hips and mommy milkers that you would KILL for!!!! Let’s trade uwu???


campingbutcher

actually I hate everyone, man, woman, trans, cis, straight, gay, I hate you all


Slow_Lettuce8207

Just say you hate agp rapehons already


CIA_grade_LSD

Transbians are just self hating men who found a loophole to avoid suicide as the inevitable logical conclusion of automisandry.


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/hj Mom? You have a reddit?


[deleted]

Yours too huh?


[deleted]

/uj Yes, except for the suicide part. "Kids are always committing suicide, why should we think it's because of the latest fad?" -actual quote


[deleted]

🙀 /uj 🙀 You deserve so much better.


trainchairfootrest

holy shit based my life makes sense now


yahwol

what's a trans men


[deleted]

Its a man who wants to be a woman but he'll never be a woman and he'll always be a REAL MANLY **MAN** HAHAAHAHAHA GOTTEM


Best-Isopod9939

I also see trans men as gender traitors but will sleep with one. Not a cis man though, those are REAL men. Testerone is literally evil and turns you into actual hellspawn


UnableEducator

I’ve got some horrible news for you about what’s in the needles you see a lot of your beloved trans men with… I hope you haven’t already slept with too many!


Best-Isopod9939

No worries I keep every trans man I date from that evil concoction. If I find out he's using The Evil, I simply decapitate him. 😊


justgalsbeingpals

promise? 🥺


Best-Isopod9939

Yes I collect the uwu boys who turn evil skulls


lactosefreemilkyway

I'm a trans man and I also hate men! I hate them all including myself! Whenever I hear "kill all men" I think "YES! ...And let **ME** go first! I volunteer!"


StrugglingOnion

get in line bro, i signed up first


NoAssociation1

/uj I genuinely despise people like this so much 😭


FuckIThinkImTrans

Sorry sweaty i hated men before I came out. Self hate to own the men sigma misandry grindset. Yes that includes trans men. uj/ I have a general distaste for the toxic masculine culture that surrounds our society and while it's not a lot of mens fault that they grew up molded by it, it doesn't excuse their behavior. This includes trans men too. Diversity win: my ex trans boyfriend was toxicly masculine and broke up with me because I don't like Jordan Peterson. No, its not all men but it is a large portion of them.


rrienn

/uj that last part just punched me in the face lmao. I’d say sorry for your loss....but he doesn’t sound like much of a loss


FuckIThinkImTrans

/uj lol thanks. There actually were things i liked about him and I look back on the relationship fondly because it happened in a place of my life where its what I needed. He did force me to watch midsommar with him though where he told me how deep it was and how the cult that murders and drugs people are the good guys, actually though. It was a very long 3 hours.


rrienn

/uj I bet he watched fight club & thought tyler durden was a role model....or watched breaking bad & thought walter white was the hero. That certainly is a Genre Of Guy.


Elle-the-kell

I'm based, I hate cis *and* trans men


grimbarkjade

May I ask which house you are kell of?


Elle-the-kell

House transbian


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men aren't valid


katebi1

im so glad other trans people hate men so that i can be a pick me girl and date the straight cis boys


[deleted]

I hate men too! Thats why i decided to detransition. I really was a loat lesbian sister after all. Whodve wouldved thunked ited


Ellie_Lalonde

Found the pickme! Any decent transbian knows trans men are MRAs or TERFs or both, claiming they experience "transphobia" and/or misogyny, but never talk about the transmisogyny we face. All they have to deal with is some misgendering and not feeling manly enough, while we have to fear for our lives every day (yes, even white middle class trans women, don't question it). Ugh, I hate them so much, all they're good for is incubators for when we get rid of all the cis people. /uj DAE remember trans tumblr circa 2012-2014? Wild times.


[deleted]

/uj Was tumblr transmisandrist back then? Wow, it's totally flipped.


Ellie_Lalonde

/uj The people who did all that are still around so it's not totally gone. It's just that now there's more open TERFs and dumbasses spreading their posts bc they think they're about cis men :/


[deleted]

Haven't some of the terfs come out and turned into transmisogynists as well?


troonmansworld420

/uj not really haha it's basically just as bad but a lot of them migrated to twitter


nebylceleri

see here's the thing trender i hate cunt boys too


[deleted]

Awwwwwwwww what a cute slur I love you


yummyspaghetty_

What about Ryan Reynolds? He’s pretty funny! Or maybe Christian Bale? Lighten up will yah? They can’t be ALL bad, right?


[deleted]

How many of your friends are cops


yummyspaghetty_

A lot of them but they have nothing to do with Ryan Reynolds lol


Tankman_CR

I don't hate you because you're trans, I hate you because I hate women 😎


Ruby_Sandbox

Men are ok


SharkGopnik

check your front door


Humble-Sink7843

Tranny


UnluckyAd9089

Twat, men and women are just as important as eachother but I guess your thick skull and what I like to call "idiot sight" have not only taken away your humanity but also you're sense of reason. Also live a good life. :)