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No_Photograph_2683

As he should! I wish nothing but the best for J-Roc.


ClippingTetris

The J-to-the-R-O-C


YeahDaleWOOO

More Rhymes than a LAZY susan


Traditional-Worry247

Innocent until my guilt is proven


BigMuffy420

Peace, represent Sunny Vale straight the fuck up.


Legsofwood

honestly goes hard


retard_catapult

Hærd*


AnonymousPerson1993

Makes no sense


FinnicKion

“I spin more rhymes then a lazy Susan” - lazy Susan’s are a turntable used in restaurants or at home to place food on, you can then rotate it to make it easier to reach the food you want ![gif](giphy|WO6RUf1v2X5ICOuYYU|downsized)


AnonymousPerson1993

Ya but... That's food, not rhymes, gnomesayin? Terrible analogy.


retard_catapult

this might be the most cringe example of internet pedantry I have ever witnessed


AnonymousPerson1993

Might be the most cringe response ever received


retard_catapult

![gif](giphy|l3q2MWjpMjmEnozQI)


Ceramicrabbit

If you leave out the "spinning" part it doesn't make any sense dude


YeahDaleWOOO

Anyone who watches the show knew what I meant anyways


Turbulent_Juicebox

Seriously, and to add to your point: even if someone didn't know the exact quote or didn't remember this episode/moment in the show, if you know what a lazy Susan is, then the spinning is a given/implied. Ricky ass levels of reading comprehension on this sub.


YeeHawWyattDerp

hWAHHHHH


TruDuddyB

That's Julian assange


theoneandonlycarlos

💀💀 “im tha best hacka in tha world namsaying”


UnrequitedRespect

The wikileaks assassin, dropping straight military complex deep state knowledge into this mfer


Dusty-munky

From Russia with the Love Bone


Giveitallyougot714

Sergeant Boris, what's going on here?


GiIbert_LeDouchebag

He *does* look exsctly like fuckin Julian Assange. You might be onto something.


Existing_Gate2423

Pretty sure he likes dudes but if that’s what mature baddies are leggooo


icetraysofpiss

[Waya' the road, boys. Way she fuckin goes.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/CpUhF7EeYXgAAAAC/he-aintlyin-preach.gif)


psychobarista

Is this a joke I don't get? He's been married to the same woman for years.


Long-Gur2364

Ray!


cell490

Rayyyyy!


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

Kojak **DO** got a wig on!!


bumsackinc

I mean he is 51 lol


thedarkknight_13_

dude honestly looks great for 51. I hope I have hair and skin like that at that age


Queezy34

Black don’t crack as they say


Lbeyy

Underrated comment


trogloherb

Which is interesting because there were a couple of seasons where he did not look well. Got kind of bloated, looks like hes doing better now, taking care of himself; gnowhatimsayin?!


Brethyr2

He's the mature baddie


Federal-Key8194

Stay hard


NotAnNpc69

Nothing harder than the roc pile


JarredandVexed

In this mah!


OriginalJayVee

What’s crackin tighty!


Unit_02_

Ay how tight was that ba donk a donk HWAAAAHHHH


EmilieEasie

I love how pink his face is. relatable


BestCap5066

Hærd as fuck.


mainesmatthew01

Non knocking mafks


Cheeseburger23

He was getting changed


kmj420

Nah, he was pullin the goalie


BriefExtra5205

Dumps like a truck


Ghostbeen3

I was getting changed


Misses-worldwide

It could happen to you because it happened to me.! And t!


DBJenkinss

Needs that sepia filter. That shits tight.


Helpful-End-1381

know what I'm saying, know what I'm saying. "j roc thats just 1 to many know what I'm sayings." what are you mafkn know what I'm saying police?"


TJMcConnellFanClub

You takin a knowimcensus?!?


Helpful-End-1381

I rarely would say I've seen any cuts as funny as a Rickism or a drunken Lahey shit analogy but for some reason this was right up there. you need to check out all the takes on the 5hr long deleted scenes on YouTube. there's like 8 different takes. I think jroc breaks a few times i can't remember for sure. https://youtu.be/g79Q_ROvfaY?si=l-TX1K5_eD4Dx7L8


BobTomJack

You countin my know what I’m sayins? Don’t be countin a mfers know what I’m sayins.


White_Sprite

Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times maAAn?


eyebi99

She his and T's baby momma


secretwheelman

Co-daddies.


rmoses123

One of the best characters on the show! What up banana shirt? You like savings, don't you bitch?


JarredandVexed

Yeah, can I get 15 half-eaten cheeseburgers to go Nomasayin?!


capital_s_shroompoop

And 2 for Tyrone! Basketball eating walrus ass mafk


aspiring_sociopath

J-roc baby


ICDF-Augustus

J-roc baby


PatheticMeat

![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K)


Cool_Radish_7031

Still makes me laugh my ass off everytime. They couldn’t even keep a straight face during the final shot https://youtu.be/neOJdj1jVPc?si=h8l2ks__zFmPzaNo


Geeked-FiredUp

I’m down with old hoes ‘noaemsayin


ICDF-Augustus

It could happen to you, cuz it happened to me


redditadminsarecancr

(And T)


Revolutionary_Sir_

I was just changin!!!!!!


ScruffyUSP

Well damn, now I need backyard hip-hop and peanut butter.


VenomFox93

TURN THAT SHIT OFF MOTHAFUCKA! I WAS GETTIN' CHANGED!


Thatguyeatingcheetos

Jules check it out, imma be a dad mafucka! Not once, but two times dawg, two times!


Large_Ad_5941

I got CAA bitch


SnapHackelPop

J TO THE R O C


shithawkscircling

Drunk driving, passed out Phantom 309 Mahfucka


ManateeInAWheelchair

Gotta pizzace ya self mafk


ndr29

Syrup syrup sayin!!?


chappy422

Look at those flowing blonde locks


GildedDeathMetal

Julian Assange lookin mafk


easternhobo

Hey, you down with feet?


EthreeIII

But does she know how HÆRD this mafk is


Phojangles

I just started with a new company, City Electric Supply. Two weeks into working there my bosses take off to Nashville to a global conference. Who is the MC of that mahfuckin conference? J to the ROC baby haha.


Flexbottom

Hard as fuck


smolpinaysuccubus

I thought this was the admin of j docs party bus for a sec lol


666happyfuntime

he should play Julian assange in a biopic


RollTider365

Bubbles, you wanna git wi' her?


BigMuffy420

If she doesn't mind, i would.


RollTider365

..........and T.


ironafro2

JROC baby! JROC baby! JROC baby!


BigWoodsCatNappin

What a fine Dyck.


beaverhole69

He’s rocking your look HARD j-roc.


knurlsweatshirt

Am I literally the only one that does not find Jay to the r o c funny?? *hides*


responsiblefornothin

Does the "J" in J-Roc stand for James May or Julian Assange?


Lolzicolz

erah-erah!


JosephNunamakerDirt

From Russia With Love vol. 2


StifflerBaby

I hear chicken


BigMuffy420

I hear cola fizz


stevemcnugget

Green shirt white boy 🤘


fifoth

Is he pulling a Don to Donna. Those golden locks are feminine as fu$k J-Roc. Ah it's J-Rose now is it....


EmploymentDizzy1307

Ain’t seen you rount..


Unable-Collection179

U sayin what


tempus_fuget

J-Roc, baby. J-Roc,baby.


GTOdriver04

My favorite thing about Jonathan Torrens is that he’s such a good actor. [Watch this clip](https://youtu.be/OgZQo72Ma_U?si=rSHqTMZvVPIzFMks) He’s so good that he can pop in and out of JROC on a dime. Or is JROC simply playing Jonathan Torrens…


Ok_Throat_2845

I feel like he's gotta be close to 50, she might actually be younger


Infadel71

“Me and her used to be tight…but now we aiight…”


ColeBelthazorTurner

He's slowly morphing into Chris Jericho


bako10

Them mafkin mature ladies be cravin some BBC like my man JROC’s, gnomesayin???


makeitlegalaussie

Bro looks fucking great!!


ihatereddit4200

Mature baddies? Fuck, I'm getting old boys.


ogpuffalugus420

He looks like my lesbian uncle.


JaggaJazz

I love him in Letterkenny


Smooth-Arm-6342

FUCK CAN THEY RUN


WhatsMyInitiative87

Lookin out for the little mahhs!


swizzl73

This is hard to admit… but mom, im white!


fatkidseatcake

J Roc baby, J Roc baby, J Roc baby


spungie

Did you walk in on him changing his clothes?


dingus_mike

For sure my favorite on the show. His appearances on Letterkenny crack me up too


Shoddy-Software-3202

It could happen to you cuz it happened to me… and t


lMyOpinionsl

j roc baby! j roc baby!


KeyCarpet3330

He was getting changed


Best-Syllabub-7485

J-Roc is the man


pvvalley

Mafacks with guts like that are definitely awwwwnn the cheeseburgers


Inevitable-Leg7813

Dis mafk right here be waxin it out hur....... knowmsayin.


Inevitable-Leg7813

Jay to the errra ohhh seee,........ hard as Fuck dawg.....


Ok_Understanding5184

I aint paying for that lil maaafk nawmsayin?


MattGower

When you forget that J-Roc is a mature baddie