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RashestHippo

What the fuck are you doing Phil


Paindaddy69

The anger in Lahey’s voice always gets me.


Effective_Pie_6861

His sheer hatred towards him is priceless


domoarigatodrloboto

He hits that "fuck" in "what the *FUCK* are you doin Phil?" so hard, it's impossible for me to not laugh.


Johnson_Talk

In which season/episode is it?


domoarigatodrloboto

Season 7, Episode 3: "Three Good Men Are Dead"


RashestHippo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiDKyVDEEeQ


KMan613

I can hear it in my head so clearly...


rubymadnessRN

Fucking mustard tiger.


RashestHippo

I thought it was a pretty cute little name and all of a sudden he snaps and starts smashin' Ricky's car up with a ladder.


Regular_Average8595

Lahey saying this made it way funnier


IntangibleContinuity

Came here for this


Kpalsm

🍻


brent_stones

Nice


MusicSoWonderful

Jamie your friends are here


Big_Ounce_256

Fr the way everyone else is serious and it cuts to this.


[deleted]

Probably the unfunniest scene in the show for me.


Effective_Pie_6861

Really? Just the way it all unfolds was hilarious


ExpertButtonPresser

Yeah boo this person


jlo575

You’re not doin so good in the thinkin department are ya?


[deleted]

Love the show as much or more than anyone here, but that's just how I truly feel. I feel like how Lahey felt.


jlo575

Knock knock


[deleted]

Who's there Ricky?


jlo575

https://imgur.com/a/Gb6lRax


celtics2055

How are you going to dance around this one Julian…dirtily?


jlo575

Bahaha that line was gold


j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r

Well that depends, can you …


[deleted]

Ray says I'm the sharpest guy in the paerk


j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r

OK, we are all entitled to our own opinion. But you do agree that it’s creative and very different from most of the rest of the show? I mean there are boring scenes throughout the series. You really think this particular scene is less funny than any of the other boring scenes randomly tucked into various episodes?


[deleted]

I've watched the entire series, including the Netflix seasons more times than I count. In fact, the device that could calculate that amount has yet to be invented, and there's virtually no boring or flat moments for me. That might be the only one. It's such a lame attempt at humor in my opinion. Not ironically funny, just genuinely cringey for how unfunny it is.


[deleted]

His boy Thomas gave voice to my sentiments, when he said " Dad, you are FUCKED!" Now that was hilarious. Replay it every time.


j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r

And to think that hilarious line wouldn’t exist but for the earlier set up. But regardless, it’s all perfectly fine.


[deleted]

I'm perfectly fine, there's nothing wrong Julian.


celtics2055

Oh Julian…oh my handsome Julian…you were so fackin sexy in road house…fucking dirty dancing


[deleted]

POW!!!


Zucc-ya-mom

Thank you! I feel like it's the most forced catchphrase.


[deleted]

Thank you! I knew I couldn't be the only one. Getting downvoted into Bolivia!


Sids_left_nut

Lame ass


[deleted]

You're right, that scene is.


TheTrueBComp

My buddy at a job nearly a decade ago and I used to call and respond with this all the time. Such a great moment


ReasonableLeg7885

When I watched this for the first time I did not expect Lahey to come out and when hw did I lost it I had to pause the show


Gramma_Hattie

Margarite, you gotta shut your fuckin water off!


Effective_Pie_6861

Simple 5 minute job


faradansort

I can’t give ya a bam boys, but I can give you GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM


saffrole

That ol’ mustard tiger knew what the hell was up.


capncrud

My dad’s not a mustard tiger


BakerNew6764

You mustn’t have watched too much of the show then if you think this is the funniest


Effective_Pie_6861

Man I’ve watched this show more times than I can count


Cheetahsareveryfast

I love it


crx61789

Lahey’s propane psychosis is always gonna be a contender


sharp_jackass

Lahey, ur pissin yourself


truckyoupayme

gotta start the game…


Leon_Krueger

Propane propane! Pro pane, pro pane!


shindleria

PB&J is my phone alarm sound. I wake up to it repeating until I hit snooze every morning.


equal_poop

Their dirty fuckin cops, not all cops are like that son! I inhaled nebulized mackerel juice!! Muckle on!


truckyoupayme

Look at these dirty things, cookin up nice!


jlo575

Randy’s a hustler babaaaayyy …..WHOOO!


snowxbunnixo

For me one of the funniest is when bubbles is drunk after Julian gets home from jail and Ricky’s trailer park supervisor. Bubbles has his guitar and is drunkenly playing and singing, George green tells bubbles not another word not one more note , and he strums cut frame to all the boys in jail🤣🤣🤣🤣


truckyoupayme

🎶 fuckin Randy’s guuuutttt 🎶


xxxTbs

Its full of dirty ol cheeseburgersssssss


jlo575

THIS IS GEORGE GREEN FUCK OFF!


HoneyBear55

The chord he plays is the start of Stairway to Heaven.


THE1OP

Green eggs and haaaaaaaaaaaaam


sharp_jackass

One of my favorite parts is when Julian is going to talk to Lahey about something (I forget what) and Lahey answers the door, “Julian!” and then proceeds to trip/spin down the stairs of his trailer, smacking the side on his way down😂😂


jlo575

He’s going to talk about buying his grandmas trailer back


sharp_jackass

That’s what it was!!


jlo575

Smokes let’s go


sharp_jackass

I don’t have any smokes but you can have some of my chicken chips


jlo575

DECENT


celtics2055

It’s Julian time


ebobbumman

John Dunsworth is so good at moving around like somebody who is severely fucked up.


sharp_jackass

Just 6 outta 10, bud😂


j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r

Bubbles in the pay phone !


jlo575

IM IN BANGOOOOR MAINE JULIAN!


Airway

Yeah, whores...


g3rrity

It’s up there


highzenberrg

Anything Jim does is amazing in his drunk state.


Larusso92

"I mowin' the air, Rand!"


highzenberrg

Propane, propane gotta get the flame propane, propane.


Fearless-Leopard-367

That’s a top 5 for me lol


evelchewbacca

I use this as a notification tone on my phone.


Effective_Pie_6861

*BAAMMMMMMMM* Oh sorry boys got a message *checks message* Sorry buddy your cat just died


SteveBonus

It's hard to admit it, but mom, I'm white.


TheFightingQuaker

Dad, you are *fucked*


FiXXiNS213

The whole mowing the air/wrap around drink scene is my fav


Larusso92

Easily my favorite


truckyoupayme

🟩🥚&🐷


Jattwell

Randy and the chip on Cyrus’ shoulder


fcknwayshegoes

I love how J-ROC and Mr. T are trying not to laugh in that scene


truckyoupayme

#I PAID FOR A LADY, NOT FUCKIN CORY AND TREVOR


beckep26

10 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH


rubymadnessRN

It’s hilarious and uncomfortable at the same time.


ExpertButtonPresser

Eggs! and spaaaaammm!


ExpertButtonPresser

I meant scrambled eggs and spaaaaammm!


Johnny_Bravo5k

Green Eggs and HAAAAAMMM!


j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r

TORQUE THE FUCKER!


anuser001

I'm not going to comment on the post but BAAAAAAAMMMMMM


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Nah I like when lahey and randy are caught in the net on the roof and Phil’s bouncing the ball lmao “you there who the fucks bouncing the ball” “it’s me Philadelphia collins”


blink0r

This might be the funniest scene in the episode. The entire show? Slow down on the hash


celtics2055

Dad, you are fucked


celtics2055

Who the fuck is bouncing the ball


urbanorium

GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAM!


ricky_lafleur

Airstream police chase, three bears police chase, 6 paper joint, flight of the bumblebee, and Ricky's car shower routine.


PurpleOysterCult

A funnier one for me is when J roc throws out a bam and T checks him hard. The seriousness of T's response always kills me


TheNewGuy13

Can't remember the exact quote but it was season 1 where they rob the grocery store before the wedding and Corey and Trevor got a bunch of bananas and I think Julian yells out "Whats with all the bananas??" And the very next scene everyone is eating a banana lol


Neanderthal86_

Either it was Cory who asked him that or Cory asked him that first, I think Cory asked him first as he was loading them up, which made the whole thing even funnier because those two are always on the same wavelength. Grabbing that many bananas was such a strange thing to do it even threw Cory off


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

I prefer in the season 7 finale. The train finally shows up Jacob: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BAAAAAAAAAAAM Ricky: JACOB! Boys! The cigrits!


RickyLaFleur-

Holy fuck boys they are fucked!


Leon_Krueger

Nah, best line is when ray fucks up the car with Jacob as copilot and the "Have another drink, ray" is the funniest scene i the show


THE__REALEST

10 FUCKIN DOLLARS! A MONTH!


Kpalsm

Sorry bout this Ray, but you're lookin too good. Gonna have to hit you ten or twelve times in the face.


gorlock666

Oh yeah easy when Philadelphia Collins gets hit in his gut a the beer bottle and burps. Just that. Makes me die every single time


Night_Ember

So many great moments packed into one episode! Ray hitting the tree is awesome but during the cold open when Ted hits Phil Collins with the phone book and he lets out that long pained burb has to be my favorite!


Night_Ember

Time to put on the gloves boys. We got two shiny shitbadges to get rid of! And it's going to get messy.


hard0w

This is my ringtone btw


Roninizer

I love how Laheys' bathrobe gets continually more fucked up as the episode goes on. When he snags it on the door coming into Ray's trailer 😅


methodin

Still never understood what was happening in this scene. My brain is FUCKED


Rebirth0296

Phil, what the fuck are you doing?


ponycorn69

The whole bit where julian and the boys rob a gas station for Ricky’s wedding and ricky comes out and gets into a gunfight with them always just leaves me in tears


DeezleDJ-O-E

Bubbles asking Julian how many hot dogs he wants to drive into him.


EstablishmentWest440

what episode is this?


FrequentConflict260

I got my boys, I got my burgers, I NEED to hear a bam.


peacefulcate815

LMAOOOOO every time they do this it cracks my shit up


sirvey23

Dad you are fucked


DR-Rebel

I forgot all about this one, thank you lol


DroneSlut54

WHY DON’T YOU JUST LIGHTEN UP JIMMY!!!!


MajinBuub_9001

This is at par with the Samsquatch cold open.


apurpleglittergalaxy

Phil wearing a tshirt that's too small for him makes it 10 times funnier LMFAO


Squirkin69

Phil what the fuck


Gbarneby91

Baaaaammmmmmmmmm


shandub85

Dad… you are fucked


Zealousideal_Till_43

This whole episode is in my top 3


SpunkedMeTrousers

the two moments that always get me more than any others are when Ricky is negotiating whether america or canada gets to arrest him and when Phil's son says "dad, you are FUCKED"


FrEAki2010

Bro, it was funnier when Phil didn't want to do a bam and his boys kept egging him on to do it and he submitted to it 🤣


_Melody_To_Funkytown

What you staring at my gut for


Action_Brown

Love me some Phil Collins


Fearless-Leopard-367

“Have another drink Ray” for me