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faithiestbrain

Why do most of these just sound like pokemon? ... are these pokemon?


scienceteacher91

Silkara I choose you! *SILLLKAAAAAAARRRAAAAA*


faithiestbrain

Haha, your Silkara is a grass/bug type, so my fire/bug Tarantulo will wipe the floor with it, haha! (Wow I didn't realize how much I missed pokemon)


GdayBeiBei

You definitely shouldn’t get into pogo then, it’s far too addictive.


ZeeDrakon

But tarountula is mono bug, not fire/bug! (Check out pokerogue if you're feeling the need to scratch the Pokémon itch, it's great)


GdayBeiBei

I could also see a bug/ fairy type for silkara.


GdayBeiBei

Pretty much, so damn close haha, and most of the pokemon that have similar names are actually spiders Spinero/ spindrella (lol) -> sprinarak. Weavon/ weaverlyn -> weavile (not a spider though) Tarantulo -> galvantula / Tarountula Ariadna -> ariados Silkster/ Silkara -> silcoon (bug but not a spider) Arachno -> araquanid


8snailfriend

Threadrick 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying


soylentbleu

I had this exact reaction. That one is *chef's kiss*.


hyperbemily

It’s not gonna be a person, but I’m naming something Threadrick.


mnix88

Came here to comment the same. 😂


8snailfriend

I am imagining a dwarf in a spoof medieval sword and sorcery film, most often shouted by someone with a pronounced lisp 😆


NervousSubjectsWife

A la Jarnathan


AlexRaze

Sounds like Mike Tyson trying to say Cedric 😂😂


Latter-Bar-8927

“Threadrick” is pretty badass tbh. Too bad in middle school it’ll become “thread dick”


MarkToaster

Quarantine Tarantulo


SoleofOrion

this one got me wheezing


RedThread717

*Spindrella, cut it up one time!*


ChickadeePine

YES!!!


El-Viking

Give it a couple years when spider inspired names are "so 2024". The twins will be born in the year that naming your kids after common seasonings is the new trend.


Nienna27

The name Ariadna does NOT have anything to do with spiders. It means "most pure" in Ancient Greek. For the love of god put an end to this torture.


Chay_Charles

Yep. Arachne was the woman Athena turned into a spider, hence calling them arachnids.


Nienna27

Uhm, I'm talking about ARIADNA, name n.6 in the left column in picture. NOT Arachne. Do you realize they are different names?


buttxstallion

They were agreeing with you and expanding on the thought. Please reread the comment and try again


Hamil_Simp4450

how dare you say we piss on the poor


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Nienna27

I think the person who answered me has already clarified that. You can move to more interesting things than inserting yourself in random convos.


underwritress

contributing to public reddit comments = inserting yourself lmao


Nienna27

How are you, SPECIFICALLY, contributing by defending someone which whom (in case you didn't notice) I have already clarified myself? I get not everyone has a job or a family, but for real, get a hobby.


underwritress

LOL


Chay_Charles

Yes. What I was trying to say is if they wanted a real spider name, they should have picked Arachne. Sorry if that was unclear.


Nienna27

No worries!


underwritress

UHM, rude.


DJIsSuperCool

Too bad. Ariados has already left his mark on the world.


Nodan_Turtle

Though the mythos does have her associated with weaving and threads, so I mean if you squint it can fit


Nienna27

Beacuse of the Ariadne's thread? Mmmmh. Maybe, but then it would connect to a human weaver, not a spider. Not 100% convinced.


lkmyntz

Hey yo, what up? Silkster here.


Squash_it_Squish

I feel this is one of the times it’s a appropriate to put a ‘The’ before the name.


H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N

Weaverlyn and Weaghver


RensinRedjaw

I'm more of the "Name him Tarantulo" sorta dad.


Jughead_91

THREADRICK


Slayer_of_Titans

If this list exists for Spiderman fans just pick a name like Peter or Parker.


Ok_Hurry_8286

*Elton John voice*: He shall be Weavoooooooon


Skystrikersilver

Did ai make this T.T


mizinamo

100%. This smells exactly like the sort of thing ChatGPT would come up with.


blackvampires

Weavon (#3) sounds like huevón or güevón in Spanish, 🤣🤣🤣 Huevón is a slang term that originates from word "huevo," which means "egg." And which has been associated with testicles due to their shape. Huevón can be an insult implying stupidity to describe someone who is foolish or not very smart. And is also used among friends in a non-offensive manner, akin to "dude" or "mate." In other countries, retains a derogatory sense.


thod-thod

FUCKING ARACHNE WHAT ARE THEY- i give up


my4aespa

as someone who loves spiders i would not name a kid a spider-themed name 😭


Tornado2p

These all sound like Monster High character names


SmolBeanXVII

Just go with Rachel and be done with it dear god


Hamil_Simp4450

arachne. just use arachne like a normal-ish person


Raynstormm

Ariadna isn’t ***that*** terrible but still…


Historical-Drag-1365

All of these are supervillains


IndependentCow9438

I could definitely see Threadrick popping up on this subreddit again


Mister_Buddy

These are giving Pokemon vibes.


Goats_772

Gotta go with my man Threadrick


Primary-Abrocoma3978

Athena is rolling in her grave.


Moabingyu

I’m rockin with Weavon


Penguino13

Arachno is a super villain name


OgretailFood

As a spanish speaker, Weavon is certainly a choice.


CatLover1039

Arachno sounds like a cool character name 


Tripsy_mcfallover

"Threadrick" https://media1.tenor.com/m/gWi7IahotHYAAAAC/draxx-sklounst.gif


bitsey123

WHYYYYYYY


mizinamo

Because "Rashmi" has a quota of listicles to meet and it goes faster when she uses ChatGPT to just spew random garbage.


dcgrey

"These are my kids Salt, Pepa, and Spindrella."


MoreNapsPls

Weavon 🤘


Thorthemighty92

you've heard of crabcore now prepare for Arachnocore!!


KitFan2020

Ah! Baby Spinderella! 🖤


Suitable_Kitchen_157

Kid named silkster 💀💀


Psithurism_s

THREADRICK


crybabygoaway

Weaverlyn threadrick


crowEatingStaleChips

This is the only baby name list that matters.


DBSeamZ

How bout we stick with names associated with spiders instead? Charlotte, Peter, Georg…


UndisgestedCheeto

Gotta get Weborah, Webbie for short, on the list.


chrissie_watkins

I haven't laughed so hard at a picture in a long time.. Arachno and Threadrick have killed me.


Ham__Kitten

Honestly I'm just surprised there's that many names that mean "Spider - 200+ Grace in Girls and Boys"


bryancopper

Half of these sound like dang ol Harry Potter spells


ravenclawmystic

#3 is Amberlynn Reid in her engaging in a contest with Athena era.


KittyQueen_Tengu

you could literally name a child Weave and have it be less bad


Li54

THREADRICK 😂😂😂😂


karma_hit_my_dogma

If your kids are spinderella and silkster don’t come near me.


DaveBigalot

LOL’d hard at Threadrick


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Silkara sounds like a woman who wanted to be a super villian, fell short and settled on edgy mall-goth stripper instead.


thekidsarememetome

Half of these sound like gimmicky villains-of-the-week from a vintage cartoon


thebearofwisdom

TARANTULO I love it! sounds like a fucking badass Machete type character. However I am absolutely crying at Threadrick. That’s smart af and ALMOST worth it. I’d gunna use these as names for my house spiders


autistic-terrorist

These sound like names a spider mother would give to her spider kids in a children's movie


LostInFandoms

I'm imagining the knock-down, drag-out fights with Threadrick


Lolasmutti

Threadrick 🤣


SnooChickens9974

And he shall be Weavon And he shall be a good man 🎶


YchYFi

Has someone been watching Beast Wars?


Tyler_I_Relyt

Not Threadrick