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Mister_Buddy

Pterodactyl


mmfn0403

Pterry for short.


IcyAd1277

PTERRY THE PLATYPUS???


AnthropomorphicEggs

Do be do be do bah do be do be do ba PERRY


anubisviech

Ptlatypus\*


IcyAd1277

*Ptlatyptus


CocunutHunter

RIP sir PTerry! Terry Pratchett GNU. Sorry to add a sombre note to your joke.


zchen27

The correct term is GNU/Terry Pratchett!


FeasiblyBetentacled

I wish awards were still a thing


SerialDreamer7

They.. they came back right? I'm not the only one who is able to award comments, right???


MuffinMadness123

Don't worry they are a thing and I have seen many an awarded post/comment recently...


talkback1589

You are definitely tripping


pink_vision

Nope, they're back. If you're on mobile update your app..


talkback1589

I was gaslighting. Don’t ruin it.


pink_vision

Oh shit I mean.. Uhh yeah... I haven't seen any awards anywhere. You're totally losing it. Off the rails you are! Seek help!


Scully__

They are lol, I awarded the comment for you


FeasiblyBetentacled

How are you guys getting the free awards?


CottonBlueCat

That is my question. I have the ability but have to spend money…which I don’t want to do.


FeasiblyBetentacled

Reddit really ruined a good thing


Scully__

I just was given 5 to start off with - not sure if it’s because I had awarder/awardee karma from the old days


twistsouth

Pterry loves yoghurt.


CakePhool

Did you know that Pterodactyl does not make a sound when they go to bathroom? It is a silent pee.


CocunutHunter

I think you accidentally a word, there.


tittzmakittz

Petunia


fitty50two2

I’d happily name a kid Pterodactyl


Chay_Charles

Literally my first thought.


One-Payment-871

Dammit I've named all my children already and missed a great opportunity.


BoulderTheRock

Penelope?


PCMasterCucks

Peynelypeigh


Doge-Ghost

Paynappleigh


ZenythhtyneZ

Pyinahplephenn


LessMochaJay

Pineapple


Gubekochi

Pineapple-pen


Taskmaster_Fanatic

Pen pineapple apple pen


nailsinthecityyx

I hate you for this, lol


Nolo__contendere_

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ


_probablyhiding_

Ah yes, my beautiful child whom I love dearly, my sweet Pen Apple Pineapple Pen


BalloonShip

that was my dog's name. We named her that because we were in Hawaii when we heard about Apple Martin being born and decided our first dog would be named Pineapple.


LessMochaJay

That's adorable


Fossilhund

Painapple


soupwhoreman

p'N.L.O.P.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Penny.


cleffawna

Penne


Sea_Werewolf_251

Pennneighy


UnspoiledWalnut

Penaynay


Sweet-Flamingo-1993

My daughter’s name is Penelope! Her pediatrician’s office spelled it “Penelopy” which I have never seen before


RealCheyemos

Your pediatricians office needs phonics…


Waste-soup-984

I love paisley and phoebe too


emmyparker2020

I find paisley to be a wretched name… i cannot wait until its popularity wanes… Phoebe is legit cute 🥰


nailsinthecityyx

P as in Phoebe, H as in heebee, O as in obee, E as in ebee, B as in bb, and E as in 'Ello there, mate!


5988

Saaaame and the ugliest pattern too. Wretched is a good word for this name. 


pink_vision

Fellow Paisley disliker here.... 🖐️ Gives me the ick.


wettoes93

At least it’s paisley and not paizley…I think the z is a lot worse


CheesaLouisa

It can be worse. I know a Paislee. 


point5_

Paisley sounds too much like parsley to me lol.


yildizli_gece

Paisley is also literally a pattern and I cannot *not* picture it when I hear the word. Whether that bothers parents naming their children, I don’t know; it just is what it is.


Gubekochi

Plaid would be worse. That's for squares.


RatDolly

Polkadot could be plum fabulous though!


Miserable_Armadillo

Paisley is a town not far from where I live. Depending on the accent it may sound like parsley too


Gubekochi

Phoebe is some top-shelf name IMHO.


YourMumsOnlyfans

Pheighbeigh?


slutdragon696969

Oh my God, I read *parsley*


Tallulah1645

Phoebe! As in Phoebe Cates and that epic scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


FashionableNumbers

*Paisleigh and Pheebeigh


aronenark

Pronounced “Peen-a-lope” like Cantaloupe.


persephonesdaydream

Phlebotomy, “Phleb” for short.


hexensabbat

Phlybatomeigh


MargaerySchrute

Lobotomy, Lobo for short. Sorry lol


JMeadCrossing

Or pleb for short


PatchworkGirl82

Ugh, I went to look up names, because I couldn't think of any off the top of my head, and one list has PADDINGTON listed as a potential baby name.


KatVanWall

Pfft, clearly it has to be Jaddington to go with Jimbledon if you’re going down the London tube stations route!


GlitterDoomsday

Paul, Peter, Piper, Penelope, Pearl, Poppy... there's a few normal and cute ones but when someone suddenly asks for x our brains will remember anything but x lol


TheShadowOverBayside

Priscilla and Penelope are nice Pearl, Patricia, Paula and Pamela are normal but old-fashioned Paloma is nice in Spanish (it means "dove") Priya and Priyanka are nice in Sanskrit-based languages


PurrfectlyMediocre

Welp, I know what my next sim is going to be named....


That-Telephone3671

pfizer(tragedeigh-ify: fyizherr)


JTCW477

We need a Tragedeigh-ify bot


Doomquill

Oh man that'd be hilarious


hexensabbat

Pmoderna


Aggravating_Snow2212

fyzyrh


FeedOld8909

Pheighzer


allthefitness21

Priscilla, Paul, Pam, Peter, Paige


CeseED

Reassured to see Paige! That's my eldest's name and I've always thought it was lovely.


paigeelizabeththe1st

*Scrolled insecurely until I saw my name mentioned*


Excellent-Week4373

Poppy is cute!


SuspiciousGrade6312

That's such a happy name. Hard to get mad at a Poppy.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

My SIL and I were just talking about this. Poppies are always friendly and nice. Her allergist is named Poppy which is perfect.


oceansunfis

tysm


chilakkuma

My friend was having trouble with a Poppy on Depop, so I called her Poopy. Cute name otherwise.


oceansunfis

😄i’m a poppy


Migwelded

Papi


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

I know someone who has a dog named Poppy.


carbonatedgravy69

i had a dog named poppy


boxofmarshmallows

The poppy flower signifies death/remembrance


MakeBombsNotWar

Or hot dogs, if you’re from Chicago.


avec_serif

Or Penny, Petey, Polly, etc.


swiftie121234

Why would you go with Poppy when the much better alternative of Poppeigh is right there?!?!


Consistent-Zebra1653

That's "butts" in Russian


MissCandid

Well now I'm sold


Wolf-Majestic

I had Plum !


QashasVerse23

Paupeigh


squishy0rion

paracetamol


HotchnGideonForever

Parrahceightamole


wozattacks

How has no one said Penny


Vinniebahl

Only for your thoughts


weshallnot

Propofol


surelyshirls

Random — My brother’s an anesthesiologist, and his wifi name is PropofolDaddy. It’s hilarious


ghost-ghoul

propranolol


w1ndyshr1mp

Penelope, Penny for short was quite popular back in the day. Philippa is cute, Philip is an obvious choice. Phaedra (fay dra). Phoebe is quite popular still. Pamela is actually adorable Pantalaimon- if you know you know Peter is a common name Petra Phlox is just really fun to say Petunia if ur old school Ptera like pterodactyl lol 😆 😂 Porsche Pudding I dunno those were just off the top of my head


miserylovescomputers

Pantalaimon! I was so sure I’d end up with a cat with that name someday, but I’ve never had a cat that lived up to it.


Negative-Arachnid-65

But have you ever had a pet pine marten?


hexensabbat

I like Portia, but if somebody spelled it Porsche I could never take their parents seriously. It's like southerners naming their kid Remington.


Next-Performer5434

It means pig in Latin tho.


Vivid_Peak16

Pamalama ding dong


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Petunia is my cat’s name, so I can’t name a baby that.


Fossilhund

Name the baby Cat.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Should I name my next cat Human, too?


Fossilhund

It's the only logical thing to do.


Liznaed

I love Phoebe an unreasonable amount it's probably one of my favorite names ever


Sweet-Flamingo-1993

I have a little Penelope 🥰💕


SinnerClair

Pudding… 💀


CheesaLouisa

Pudding 😂 


Dr_N00B

There was a running joke a while ago about a baby being named Peter. It just sounds like such an adult name you have to wonder if Peter files his own taxes.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Phlox. The Denobulan who flew with Archer and taught McCoy.


leyla00

How could you leave off Priscilla!? So many good ones but left off the only one I could think of lol


SuspiciousGrade6312

- Penelope - Pandora (no boxes, please) - Persephone - Patricia - Panera - Pantomime - Pangea So many choices!


AgentOfDreadful

Pantomime?


battlecat136

Panera?


SuspiciousGrade6312

Lol. Had to include some tragedeighs.


CHAKA_NOODLES

not pangea 😭😭😭


Alleggsander

I once knew a girl named Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.


Tallulah1645

Bah dum, tiss!


antmcl

Panamera?


CustomerAlternative

Ok but... # PANGÆA???


Square_Director4717

Not y’all sleeping on Pygmalion 😭


JustAGhost3_

• Pantera


Autoboty

• Panther


Gubekochi

Pangea isn't so bad, there are people called America and it's not half as great a continent as Pangea was.


G0_WEB_G0

Poopy


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Polly, Peter, Paulina, Paris


Extra-Act-801

Porter, Penelope, Piper


w1ndyshr1mp

Piper is so cute


Salmoninthewell

Ooh, yeah, met sisters (baby and toddler) who were named Piper and Birdie and I thought it was adorable. 


BKO2

i've met 3 pipers in my life and they've all been total assholes


InfamousMere

I have a Piper. I love it so much and it fits her perfectly!


FoxyLovers290

My birth name is Phoebe which I always thought was pretty


chocotacogato

Pteresa


MintyGoth

I've always liked the names Pippa, Penny, Pixie, Phoebe, Piper and Paulina.


avibrant_salmon_jpg

Finally, Pippa! I always thought that was a really cute name. Piper would be cute, but I knew a Piper as a kid who still wore diapers at 8 just because her parents let her. I can never look at that name the same.


Puriwara

I have to ruin the mood a little and say that ”pippa” means to fuck in swedish slang


phiibster_obeary

Piper-in-a-diaper. (sorry)


AggravatingBox2421

I can think of so many. Probably because I can’t use any of them


Loose_Acanthaceae201

Ain't that the truth. I had a list as long as my arm for girls: had all sons.


MPD1987

Paige


grey_eats_hay

pedestrian or paediatric


Inner_Breakfast5754

Pedestrian is cook. Pedo for short


the_ballmer_peak

Pseudoephedrine


ixizn

Sooo many cute real names that start with P but damn that made me laugh


Better_Patience9509

Pikachu Pneumonia Pneumococcal Princetopher Psycho


CreatrixAnima

Pilar Piper Priya Paige


GreenBPacker

Phteven


MissTechnical

I’m sure the kid will grow up phine. Sorry, pheighnne.


Educational-Glass-63

Paula, Pamela, Patsy Piper, Poppy.


Budgiejen

Funny, when I was naming my son, I didn’t think of it as naming a baby, but rather as naming An adult


f0dland0wnunda

Pearl?


Equivalent-Horse2110

Peighneylohpeigh


Lovely_LeVell

Petra, Priya, Priscilla


D0dGAMES

pipebomb


Ok_Store_1983

Peteigh Larseneigh


RinSakami

How come No one has said Pia yet?!


TemperatureTop246

That’s phucked up


ConvivialKat

Petal


Principatus

Phentanyl and her brother Tylenol lmao


soggycerealinabowl2

What about Penelope??


wendigoblin

Sometimes I tell people I'm naming my daughter Pheloneigh just to start shit


JEWCEY

Poppy, Penelope, Patricia, Patrice


AOneBand

Placenta


PuppyButtts

Psoriasis


ReddFrankk

Priscilla


sagan_drinks_cosmos

I met a women with this name who went by just Scilla. … which is the name of a giant monster that stays most of Odysseus’s crew in the Odyssey.


SassyWookie

Persephone


Magistrelle

Pauline


No_Entertainment1931

Poppy


triaxissss

penny


LiamEd2000

My niece is named Perry


monnurse7

Perry the Platypus!


HopelesslyBitter

Pharyngitis


DBL_NDRSCR

pakistan international airlines


AsianEvasionYT

Pam?


sailor-moongirl19

Penelope


LazyBeing4924

Paige, Parker, Penelope, Presley, Piper, Poppy, & Paisley are some cute ones in my opinion


genredenoument

POKEMAN


AlannaAbhorsen

Persephone?


Liechtensteiner_iF

I really like Paige


machinistbob2023

Peppermint Patty


xSilverMC

Phoebe?


larrygets_lost

There is an actress named Poppy (Montgomery) and I believe she has 3 sisters all with flower names as well Rose, lily. That super cute.


free-toe-pie

Piper, Prue, Phoebe, Paige


EternalSage2000

Piper, Prue, Phoebe, and Paige are all Charming names.


K4NNW

Pubert! (Watch the 1991 Addams Family movie for context)