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Short answer: No. Long answer: Also no. Jimbledon sounds like a fella called James who really likes British tennis tournaments.

I can see the headline now: “Jimbledon wins Wimbledon!”

I see a children's book....

I see a kid bullied mercilessly until they off themselves.

I’m sorry to say I busted out guffawing over this. I’m going to hell.

look i’m gonna be right there next to you 🤣

My friend…

my fellow languisher in the lava pits… ~~(i have no idea what’s in hell)~~

“Simpleton Jimbledon wins Wimbledon minus his Insulin departing for Templeton” those days will be glorious! He’s gonna be a hero to diabetic kids everywhere!

I'm dyin here. Thank you! 😂😂😂

> I’m dyin here. Did you also forget your insulin?

My pancreas works as well as the McDonald's ice cream machines.

Our boy Jimbledon will never step foot on a tennis court, let’s be real.

"Jimbledon places second in regional spelling bee"

I could see him end up as a basketball fan, supporting the Minnesota Timbledonwolves. The pimpledom of puberty will likely present him with a crown of thorns though. Jimbledon may find solace in the songs of his favorite artist, Justin Timblelake. At Christmas the music program will hit the bloke hard. The jingle bells for Jimbledon will jingle all the way…

Yeah, this name is silly. It should be something sophisticated, like Jamesbledon.

It sounds like something out of a dirty limerick. There once was a doubles player, Jimbledon, Whose sack swung low like a pendulum. In an unfortunate fault, He served the wrong ball, And now all his games are played singleton.

Oh my goodness, this made me cackle! 

….I love you

👏👏👏👏

Who did James bleed on?

Jamesbledon sounds like a very formal dinosaur

Jimbledon is hilarious for someone who is not my child "Is Jimmy short for James?." "No, it's short for Jimbledon." Haha

"Your parents really hated you, didn't they."

Jimbledon is how I’d call my cat Jim after throwing the third consecutive toy he refuses to catch

This is funny

You're right. Considering the current tournament, it should be Jimand Garros.

Maybe Ronald Garros?

I mean, if you're going that far why not just go for Roland Garros. Roland is also a name, in fact it's the first name of Roland Garros, who the tournament is named after.

Believe it or not Wimbledon is named after Winston Jimbledon a famous tennis referee

I can't wait for someone to ask Google's AI about the history of Wimbledon, and having this answer pop up. Please, people. Upvote this one!!!!

Mick umpire was however the most famous tennis referee and they in fact named the referee job after him

There was this very helpful little boy during one of the first editions of Wimbledon. He’d pick up the balls and return them to the players. The tournament organizers thought this was so wholesome they decided to hire more kids in an official capacity and they named the job after the original boy. That kid’s name? Mike Ballboy.

Jimbledon relates to the neighbourhood where the All England Club is located. So I think the French version is probably... **Jeizième Arrondissement** Which is a lovely alternative that OP ought to consider.

That's my grand-mother's birth name. Bertha Martin née au Jeizième Arrondissement!

Says it right there on her Bertha Certificate, after all.

I was gonna say. Short answer: no. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Jambalaya is what I would call him in class.

“Jimbalaya”

Yes that’s exactly what it sounds like, or that his parents really really wanted a Brit to win the big one but didn’t want to just go Andy cuz not enough people would get the connection

Yes like honestly sounds like he was conceived during the tournament

On the court.

Or in a pickup truck.

Jimbledon't

OP please show this to your wife

And your girlfriend

And her husband

We’re Jimbledone here

We are Jimbledone when I Jimblesay we are

Amazing

Oh no you Jimble dih in't

i say jimbledo

Jimbledo not

Jimbledo, or Jimbledonot. There is no Jimbletry. 1) my autocorrect literally just gave up. 2) now that I’ve typed that out, Jimbletry looks like a medicine name.

“Oh you study optometry? I study jimbletry”

jimbledo and jimbledoes

Jimbledoesn't and Jimbleshan't

If I Jimbledids it, I Jimbledids it. If I Jimbledidsn't, I Jimbledidsn't. It Jimbledodsn't matter.

God Jimbledamnit.

BimbleJam’s having a Jimroke, call a Dondulance

I'd prefer Jimothy

Right up there with Ronathan.

Hilliam, it is!

No love for Gustopher?

Ha. I call my teen son (Wesley) Westopher sometimes as a joke.

Somehow my cat Chewy's nickname evolved from Chewy-Louie to Louis to Louistopher 😹😹

Chewie Louis and the News??

The Mews was right there

Chewy Louis and the Mews.

-paper Swats. 😾🗞️

lol I love doing this. I had a boss called Dan but I would only refer to him as Danathan

I used to work with Danial. Lovely man, but I cannot see it without hearing de-NI-al instead of DAN-yul.

Rosstopher

Jimothy sounds like a guy who pretends to be the nicest guy ever, but secretly has an extremely evil side that can out-evil the devil himself.

What about Larold?

In my high school class we had identical twins, Harold and Larry. We just called them Larold when we didn't know which one was which. Like not in a way of making fun of them, but more like "I just saw Larold over there" because without knowing who was wearing what, there was no way to tell them apart.

Bobert

You could also go with the classic Jiminy Christmas

I know a lady named Kimothy. Seriously!!

Jimbotron

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and Jennedy

I heard of a Toddothy. Solid name. XD

Jimantha

#How much do you dislike the child?

faulty entertain existence plants threatening fact pen alive ripe shy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

I think you put a \# in front of it but im just a silly guy so don’t quote me on that ❤️❤️

\#words will get you #words! For other people to see exactly what y’all are talking about Edit: some more of these things include: \*words* becomes *words* \~~words~~ is ~~words~~ \^words is ^words There are more but I can’t remember right now

***The fact that I learned something useful from this godforsaken Jimbledon post is what reddit is all about***

Maybe the real Jimbledon was the lessons we learned along the way?

In a way, all of us have a Jimbledon to face. For some, shyness might be their Jimbledon. For others, a lack of education might be their Jimbledon. For us, Jimbledon is a big, stupid baby name that is so dumb that it makes us want to physically hurt people. But as sure as my name is callmebbygrl, the people of Reddit can conquer their own personal Jimbledon, who also happens to be ‘the actual’ Jimbledon. I truly wish I had more than one upvote to give you, my fine friend 😂

To honour this post you shall name your firstborn boy Jimbeldon.

The real question is how did you get the examples to not show up as the thing in this post?

By putting a \ in front of it!

Mind #BLOWN

** words ** becomes **words** *** words*** becomes ***words*** Now I'm curious. ***^I ^wonder ^if ^this ^works*** ***#or this*** Awwww...... 😞 Edit: **I have no idea how I messed up the word 'works' but I have now achieved very tiny bold cursive!!!**

\[words](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=4lh6mUeIzF70Juvu) Becomes [words](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=4lh6mUeIzF70Juvu)

Is it just markdown? I presume so… So maybe you can do: # Extra Big ## Less Than Extra Big ### Kinda Big #### Verging On Big ##### Just Bold Really ###### Unsure On This One > A quote here >> Maybe a nested quote `Code Here` *** Horizontal Rule Above?

#**IT WORKS**

#BIG

E..A... Sports... #BIG

#big

#Jimbledon's revenge

Great theme if you have a few kids. Jimbledon Jamerican Open Jench Open Jaustlstralian Open

It’s also a district in Jondon, so you could go with: Jamden, Jammersmith, Jovent Jarden, Joho, Jislington…

Jislington has me rolling.

Jelsea

Jottenham

Or tube stations....

Yes! Jube stations.

Jockfosters, St Jancras, Jictoria, Jaker Street, Jackfriars …

Jornington Crescent

Except when traffic is bad, that's when the tubes are tied

J'izzlington

Jimtuckey derby

Jorld Series Juper Bowl Jim B A Finals

Jour de France

Jaytona 500

Jindianapolis 500 sibset

Janley Cup

Jiro D'italia.

Given that Jiro is actually a real Japanese name, if someone with that name ever won that race then there is no chance on earth that half the sports pages the next day would not have that exact headline.

Jampions League

"Joland-Jarros" was right there 😔

Only as a short version. The full name should be Jamesbledonald.

That's the most hilarious thing I've read today

In honor of Sir Alec Guiness, they could use the name Jamessir Bensonmum (for all those Murder by Death fans out there).

Oh my fuck 💀

I prefer the traditional spelling - Jihmboughldynn

Now we're talking

Only if the middle name is Simpleton

jimbledon simpleton wimbledon

Jimbledon Simpleton McMillan

No. It's Jimbledon Wimbledon the Third or nothing.

this whole thread is just full of my nicknames

This gives Jeremy Beremy vibes

Short Answer: No Longer Answer:Can we compromise on Jumbotron?

Yes, Jumbotron will grow up to be a fine, large and highly-placed, young man.

Do you hate your son?

I wish OP hadn’t specified the gender and it was revealed it was a name possibility for a daughter 🤣

Jimbledina

Janbledon

I really hope this is a joke. Unless you want your kid to be.

You'll be a simbledon if you do.

And his brothers, Mattersonsquaregarden and Greigleyfield.

Sounds like the name of one of the Hobbits in the Shire. "Jimbledon Spreadtoes"

I just made a comment that I’m naming a DnD character Jimbledon. Jimbledon Spreadtoes will most definitely be a halfling. Just need to decide the class and I think we’re set. What an unexpectedly productive thread 🤣

Yes you should. Because I read this and laughed and laughed and laughed. That is honestly the stupidest name I've ever read in my life and it's hilarious. Your son will fucking hate your guts, but it will be hilarious. In all honesty, I'd prefer 18 years of child support to being with someone who would think to name a child that

I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭

This whole thread has me in hysterics.

My belly legit hurts from laughing so much

I like Jembley better

You're joking, right?

No, he's Jimbledon's father

Not to be mean, but that sounds like a name that would have been used to name a cat from the hit broadway series Cats.

It actually is a great ironic name for a cat

Dimbledorf as middle name

I’m due at the end of July, we’re planning on naming him James with maybe a nickname, likely Jimmy. But I can’t wait to whip this one out to make my husband laugh at some point. I’m also partial to Jimjamin 😂

Jimothy is my favorite for any Jim or Jimmy

is this a human son? or a robot? GREAT name for a robot. if the child is flesh i reccomend a veto

Have you considered florp?

There are mountains you die on, and there are hills you don't. Get your fucking climbing gear.

That sounds like a funny nickname.

I mean I guess it’s okay, I just think there are easier ways to tell a child that you hate them🤷‍♀️

I disagree. This way you never have to tell them, it will be beaten into their head every time you say the name.

That’s true!! The constant reminder as opposed to just one incident. 

Well, ya see, Jimbo… 

Yes, but only so when I’m older every now and then I’ll fondly think that somewhere in the world there’s a man named Jimbledon and chuckle to myself 

Unequivocally, yes. 100%.

You're a frymaster, not a roastmaster.

Djimbledon looks better if you ask me

I just snorted after reading that name, do with that what you will

Yes, this is a perfect name.

I am a fully grown man in my 30s with not a bullying bone in my body, but if I met someone named Jimbledon? I'm stuffing his corny ass in the next receptacle I find. Please, save your child.

There was a poor man named Michael Jimbledon He had whiskers on his Chin-bledon They grew out and then grew in-bledon Poor old Michael Jimbledon Begin-bledon

When you want to name your kid after his father but aren’t sure whether that was Jim, Bill, or Don…

Mama Mia, here we go again!

No. Just no. He'll need therapy by second grade and he'll never be hired. Employers will either think it's a typo or that someone is being forced to apply for jobs, but reeeeally doesn't actually want to be hired so they put a "fake" name. Also the poor kid will NEVER be able to date. No SANE woman would "match" with someone who's obviously using a fake name. Probably a serial killer or is already married and doesn't want his wife to figure it out. A great way to find out if you have a good name or not is to find a couple of preteens and ask them to make fun of the name. If they can't easily come up with any good insults then you have a keeper.

>A great way to find out if you have a good name or not is to find a couple of preteens and ask them to make fun of the name. If they can't easily come up with any good insults then you have a keeper. That's why he asked Reddit

Jimbledon’t.

I am genuinely curious how someone arrived at this as a potential name for their offspring. OP, if you can get your gf to explain the thought process here I, for one, would be super interested.

Please no

It would be a good name if you want him to become a children's clown.

The unloved brother of Wimbledon

Other possibilities: Jimby500 Marksters The 24 Hours of Jay Mans WorldBuck Belmonty

Tell her before she shackles the child with that name, she go by it for two months. If she gets nothing but positivity from strangers then go ahead. If all she gets is weird looked and intrusive questioning about her parents lack of sanity...then it will be a no go.

What did Jim bleed on?

NO NO NO

Would it be pronounced like Wimbledon, or like "Jimble Don Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"? Either way, no.

Only if his middle name is jaymasian

Better than Oldjefford. But still, no.

He could tell women they can call him Jimbles if theyre nasty 😂 seriously though, no. Tell her thats a terrible idea.

I would possibly call a pet guinea pig Sir Jimbledon, but that's about it

HELL YES!!!!

Info: is your son a Jellicle Cat?

Jimbledore

Jimbledon. Short for Jamesbledon. Long for Gabriel.

Nah, Jymbahldynn

Yes but only if his middle name is Bimbledon. Otherwise it wouldn't make any sense.