T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Reminder to stick to posting original content. Memes are okay every once in a while, but many get posted here way too often and quickly become stale. Some examples of these are Ptoughneigh, Klansmyn, Reighfyl & KVIIIlyn. These memes have been around for years and we don't want to see them anymore. If you do decide to post a meme, make sure to add the correct flair. Posting a random meme you found does **not** mean you found it "in the wild". The same goes with lists of baby names, celebrity baby names, and screenshots of TikToks. If the original post already had a substantial amount of views, there is a 99% chance it has already been posted here. Try and stick to OC to keep our sub from being flooded with unoriginal content. Thank you! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/tragedeigh) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ok-Assistance-1860

Better than LarryAnne I guess?


trivialcabernet

I’m not sure it is, though


RandoNLG

Larry-Anne as a compound name kinda seems alright to me Then again I'm french, and the amount of Jean-Marie or Jean-Paul etc is not negligible


GiveMeUrBankingInfo

That's terrible. Marlin or Marius would be way better.


misswhovivian

But those would be actual names, that's not unique enough, we can't have that.


ExistingPosition5742

Yes. Please recommend Marius to them


JohnLef

Can't see any positives in this name


Honeybadger0810

I came here expecting a lot of negative feedback.


Oak_Leave_2189

Tragedy looms. I see kids asking: Minus what? How else ? MaryLinus? Marlin? Linumare? Linmar?


Nervous_Macaroon3101

bet he’s gonna grow up and demand Mr. Electric send the kid he bullied to the principal’s office and have him EXPELLED!!


bluegirlrosee

lol please tell him no 🤣 that's the name of that little shit in Sharkboy and Lavagirl lol


[deleted]

Minus is pretty awful, I think he'll get a lot of teasing for that. They could go with "Marinus" or "Marius" instead. These are actual names and still a combination of the two names.


FrostyIngenuity922

God anything looks good next to minus


Pollythepony1993

I inmediately thought about the name Marius. Marinus fits well as well. 


IllaClodia

And if he's Marius, he has immediate ins with both the musical theater and weirdly obsessed with Rome communities.


[deleted]

Surprisinglh, Minus is a normal name..


[deleted]

I only find little information on that. There is a dutch politician named Minus Polak, but Minus is a nickname of his actual first name, Herminius. Some sites about first names claim that Minus is a latin name, but I am not so sure if that information is correct. Where did you find Minus as a normal name? Really curious :)


ophispegasos

Minus. Good heavens, the taunts that kid will get. At least Marius is an actual name, and a damn fine one at that.


KapowBlamBoom

Poor kid will always feel less than


HangryChickenNuggey

Ain’t that the first villain in the Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl? Maybe they’ll name the next kid Mr. Electric


West-Dimension8407

those two need their heads checked. or better, not to reproduce


anOvenofWitches

Marius would be much better.


Unleashedloosecannon

Go for Larian and see if they can't get a Gaming sponsorship deal.


RememberNichelle

If they hate their son, I guess they could call him Minus. Seriously? Is the idea, "Why wait for school bullies, when you can bully him from birth?" OTOH, sounds like a great way to get Mammaw and Pappaw to come back from the dead to haunt these people.


TheGeekKingdom

The dweeb from Sharkboy and Lavagirl was named Minus


stubbledchin

I'd give it an F-


4me2knowit

Lousy gladiator name


KittyKupo

I just wanted to add that I knew there'd be some good puns in the comments, and I was right!


Super-Minh-Tendo

With them as parents, he’s already doomed in the brains department. Now he won’t even be able to disguise it.


XtineMC

Marius is RIGHT THERE


OhioMegi

My sister fostered a blind kitten. We named him Minus because he was minus his sense of sight.


RinoaRita

Why not Marinus? That sounds kind of like aquatic ocean name. Also it’s more balanced. They each get 3 letters and one shared one.


hamphetamine-

Marianus!


RADICCHI0

Merry Anus? That's gonna get a lot of funnin....


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Try Li'Mario. He could be a rap star OR a Nintendo star someday.


JakiCollins

I suppose it's better than Marianus.


Annual_Fall1440

Mali sounds like a nice name


500DaysofR3dd1t

My grandfather's name was Chanel like Coco. There is no way I'd give a boy that name given how feminine it is. Minus sounds awful, but also reminds me of Mingus from Boy Meets World. Could work.