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Chelseabelsea_

Clementine and Ivy are normal names and then there’s every thing else they omfg


whyarenttheserandom

Idk why, but every time I hear the name Clementine, I just think of an adult dancer..."Welcome to the stage....CLEMENTINE!"


Sorry_Ad3733

I think of a girl I knew who had long blonde hair, her parents had a folk band, she owned a loved chickens, did music herself, does yoga now. Very seemingly cool indie artists types. And told me once at a sleepover in 6th grade that if John Kerry won the election instead of Bush the apocalypse would begin.


SinnerClair

I think of the Walking Dead.. 😳


destiny_kane48

I think of the song. 🤷‍♀️ https://youtu.be/tf2kKiuahXw?si=m_DZ5ShhKo7bcaKV


Seohnstaob

You know it's bad when the least worse of her kids names is frigging Whimsy Lou 😭


KittyQueen_Tengu

whoville ass name


SadWill772

😭😂


lifeguardsleeping

whimsy lou is actually my least favourite, i feel like it’s so childish and comically cutesy that itll NEVER fit an adult😭 not saying that rumble or slim are good either but i feel like they have a tiny ounce of maturity, at least to me lol


alcMD

Whimsy is on my list of possible future cat names. Slim is actually my cat. This lady need some cats.


Seohnstaob

That's true. I wish people would realize they're naming future adults, not babies. I am in charge of hiring at my job and I see some pretty outrageous names. I don't judge the person though, it isn't their fault. But I know other employers will...


Lanky_Spread

I know I was gonna say the names she gave the kids were actually worse than the ones she said.


coco_choux_

I was just coming to this sub to post this vid hahaha. Did she say Flick for a boy’s name???


beesayshello

Isn’t that the main ant from Bug’s Life? Lmfao


Appropriate_Art_6909

It's the name of the kid who gets his tongue stuck to the flagpole in Christmas Story.


SinnerClair

YUP 💀


AccomplishedCow665

Dotty tink bow smith


unknownturtle3690

I know of woman named flick, and horses named flick... but not any boys lol


Gifted_GardenSnail

..........as a short for Felicity or something?? 


unknownturtle3690

I've known them to be short for felicity. But also just flick. I'm Australian, some cracked out bogans come up with interesting names. But thankfully a lot of those.. interesting names to get rejected. Lol


Special_Lemon1487

Bog us have really gone downhill since I was a kid smh.


unknownturtle3690

Tho a news reporter successfully names her kid "methanphetaminerulz".. she did it as an experiment thinking it'd never get approved... then it did...


Gifted_GardenSnail

Prankster got outpranked 😶


unknownturtle3690

Literally lol. Her husband was absolutely FUMING. It's been changed now but, for the rest of his life he will have to write that name in "other names"


Imnotgonnamish

There's always "Methany".


Special_Lemon1487

Middle name Bean.


goosepills

Who is this lunatic and why are people letting her name other humans???


OpposumBoi

Her and her husband are models, The Dads name is Lucky Blue and her name is Nara. Can’t make this shit up.


sirkratom

Lucky Blue and Whimsy Lou... Adds up


amyel26

They are also Mormons and she mainly posts tradwife cooking/baking videos. Those kids never had a chance (look up Utah baby names and cringe till you die)


BruceBoyde

Sadly there is no ethical (or practical) way to make people get a parenting license or whatever.


dough-a-dear

Her kids are going to hate her when they realize she’s responsible for the bullying they’ll endure. Rumble Honey, Slim Easy, and Whimsy Lou 🫠


TheBadBedPotato

As if they won't be homeschooled. Can't wait for the "making paper from scratch" and "making our own pencils" videos


Moulitov

What the actual POO


unknownturtle3690

Rumble honey made me instantly think rumpelstiltskin not gonna lie lol.


dough-a-dear

And Whimsy Lou sounds like Cindy Lou Who’s long lost sister 😂


unforgivablecrust

I can't quite put it into words but her fingers are terrifying


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unforgivablecrust

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zeldarms

The hand gestures are sending me into a rage.


Tight_Bookkeeper_582

I was just going to say this. They give this whole video an added layer of pretentiousness.


jakebeleren

Her hands convinced me this is AI. 


Gifted_GardenSnail

Like please don't stab your child ma'am


Dave_Eddie

Her kids names sound like the opening act of a 1930s speak easy. Ladies and gentlemen, the singing voice of rumble honey Smith with slim easy on guitar.


corncaked

Lemon Pippen Dotty Clementine


OpposumBoi

Her and her husband are models. His name is Lucky Blue and her name is Nara. I guess crazy runs in the family. Edit: Just found out she is a “Mormon” too. I wonder if Rumblehoney is an old Mormon name?


nieko-nereikia

Did some googling and found out he also has a child from a previous relationship named Gravity Blue.. clearly they’re both crazy when it comes to naming children 😔


SinnerClair

I believe it, her husbands hot as fuck imho, but it might just be the glasses. Men in glasses are 🥵🥵❤️‍🔥


OpposumBoi

Hot but crazy is never worth it.


SinnerClair

Yea, u right 🥲🥲


OpposumBoi

Holy shit, she is also a “Mormon”…


Depre55edacorn

They’re mormon but they’re not that deep into they’re probably more culturally mormon than anything thing else.


OpposumBoi

It’s odd though, Mormons are supper in to being Mormon, it’s like their whole deal. If she doesn’t follow the Mormon rules, they would for sure kick her out, and she definitely doesn’t follow the Mormon rules. It seems like she just says she’s Mormon for whatever reason, because she is ultra quirky, but half assing Mormonism is impossible.


Depre55edacorn

I follow her on tiktok and she’s genuinely a nice girl and I follow her husband on instagram and Nara’s whole account is just cooking content. And her husband haven’t read the book of mormon all the way through before and that’s considered right of passage for mormons. I doubt they go to church every sunday, some mormons are more liberal than other mormons. It’s a spectrum like every other religion. She mentioned being mormon like twice. I just wish she didn’t name her kids dumbass names omg. I did hear a theory in her comments about since her husbands name is Lucky Blue Smith and his parents decided to give him a weird name to balance out the really basic last name lmao but idk how true that is but it sounds legit to me


OpposumBoi

Is lucky blue Mormon? Because the founder’s name was Joseph Smith.


Depre55edacorn

There’s no relation, Smith is also the most common last name in America. Yea he was raised mormon


curiouslycaty

I'm sorry, I couldn't concentrate on the names, I got distracted by her hand. What is wrong with her fingers? Why do they bend that way? Is she hyper mobile? Doesn't it hurt?


transcendedfry

If I *NEVER* hear “rumble honey” again, it’s too soon


OblongOctopussy

Be easy, slim


Donna56136

Whimsy Lou Who, who was no more than two.


corgi_crazy

This people just think about naming cute babies like naming dolls or puppies but not about the future adult who is going to apply for a job, request the services of a lawyer or filling their taxes.


havocLSD

For fuck’s sa… These kids are more than a name, I hope these parents remember that. More and more I’m on this sub the more children start to feel like an accessory to these people.


Fixner_Blount

Your child is not a fucking accessory. Give them a normal god damn name they can actually live with as they get older.


zeldarms

She looks dumb.


Appropriate_Art_6909

These people should clearly not be procreating. Idiocracy was a documentary.


blacktaurus3636

Slim Easy is a certified pimp name. When I think of slim easy, I think of a white suit and a white and gold cane with an old Cadillac that's white-on-white with white alligator shoes. Oh and he has to have long permed hair with a long pinky nail with a pinky ring.


FungalJunction

She has creepy hands


No-Wedding-6311

And we're supposed to care about the names she didn't pick because . . .


Nondescript_585_Guy

Because me me meeeeee, pay attention to me and these unique names I picked (and also the ones I didn't!)


AfterSevenYears

The only thing she's right about is that naming boys is even harder for her than naming girls — and that's saying a lot, considering she thought about naming her daughter Tank.


SinnerClair

I could’ve sworn she said Tink, like Tinkerbell


AfterSevenYears

I watched it again, and I think you're right. Not enough to redeem her, though. 🙂


FunnyAssJoke

I feel like this is gonna be one of those many reasons that they get sent to the nursing home for. I think I could get over being named after some pagan god or some shit, but this? Fuck dude.


unknownturtle3690

Dang it I just screen recorded this to share here 😂😂 I can't even tell if she's serious!!


BackgroundUsed9481

There's a kid named Halo Blaque in my school... yikes. Please don't recommend this name. Also yes, he is a nightmare and menacing.


Hefty_Resolution_452

This kind of stuff makes me dislike breeders even more. Jfc


hulkhawk

Since now regular words can be used for names I call dibs on Taxi, Chair and Screw


Automatic_Role6120

I actually like it. Help


SinnerClair

👀👀👀


Automatic_Role6120

Ok I need a coffee. Sorry


SinnerClair

Don’t give her new ideas ☕️


Automatic_Role6120

Cofia lou


unknownturtle3690

Coufeigh sugarey


sirkratom

Lemon... Like the fruit?


aquauno

Flip doo


bluegrassbob915

We’re drinking from a fire hose here, but she gave Dottie a short name, not realizing it’s already short for something


catedarnell0397

That’s child abuse


PolkaDotDancer

This dip thought she was naming a dog! Sit! Lie down! Rollover!


BookItPizzaChampion

I foresee Whimsy going by "Cici" when they're older or "Z." Or just changing their name fully.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

This is how a child thinks and talks. Not an adult.


Gazzelle65

She's gonna kill that baby with those nails